"The marsupial dragon loses its fighting power! The Spiny Dragon King wins! Therefore, the winner is Miss Xiaozhuang from the Yanmo Gym!"
"As you can see, although you have worked very hard, I still can't give you the badge."
"How can it be repaired! Cosplayers, don't get too carried away! It's just that we were careless this time! We will do it again tomorrow!"
"Uh, what's C. Cos?"
"This is probably the dialect of the Kanto region, Miss"
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The final result of challenging the Yanmo Gym was that Xiaoyou lost to the gym trainer Xiaozhuang who was a suspected cosplay enthusiast with a record of 1:3.
Thinking about it carefully, this is not an incredible result. It¡¯s not that the Marsupialosaurus, which is also the ¡°original product¡± of Team Rocket like the Electric Dragon, is not strong enough, but most of the skills that the Capsosaurus possesses are of the melee type, and it will not hesitate to hide in the pool when it encounters the Spinosaurus King who sees something wrong. There is almost no use for it - after all, no matter how big your brain is, Xiaoyou can't let the marsupial dragon jump into the water to play hand-to-hand combat with the water elf And the only long-range attack ultimate move, Yang Electron, destroys the city We mean destruction to death Hikaru was avoided by the Spiny Dragon King again with water cannon maneuvers. Afterwards, the marsupial dragon, which fell into a stiff state, was beaten to death by a set of combos by the Spiny Dragon King QWER. After the Jedi counterattack tactics of endurance + resurrection were seen through by Xiaozhuang, Finally having no choice but to declare GG
Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town finally gave first blood in the Chengdu region during the challenge to the gym.
It¡¯s just
"It seems to be going well." After leaving the gym for a certain distance, Xiaoyou immediately put away the bitter expression on his face that was about to burst into tears. "The next step is to go to the Elf Center to continue promoting."
There is nothing wrong with that. Xiaoyou's failure in the Yanmo Gym was actually not due to lack of strength - after all, the "main force" was not used at all - but an organized, premeditated, carefully planned and carefully implemented conspiracy! To sum it up in one sentence, it is Xiaoyou still hasn't given up on the plan to capture a certain pervert in a tight-fitting suit whose identity is unknown, codenamed "Bi Feng".
When Xiaoyou was looking through the alliance manual, he noticed that Yanmo Gym is a dragon-type gym! In the eyes of Bei Feng Man, Xiao Zhuang, who is both a gym trainer and a dragon elf trainer, should be quite a tempting target - considering that Xiao Zhuang, a gym trainer It seems that I am also a lover of tights. This "resonance" may further increase the temptation
To take a step back, even if a rich, powerful and powerful gym like Yanmo Gym had no chance for Tights to change its shape, then an ordinary person who also uses "Dragon" type elf and is somewhat famous Trainers are also a good secondary target
In short, staying in Yanmo City for the time being and waiting for the rabbit is obviously a very feasible proposal.
Anyway, it¡¯s still quite a while before the Johto region¡¯s league conference, and the remaining spot for one badge is left to the Rockets to help. It¡¯s not that the Rockets send someone to fight for them, but to conduct an on-site inspection and find someone to fight along the way. A gym that is easy to get up
It is said that a very "interesting" target has been found
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Because a certain transvestite settled in Yanmo City, the local wildlife population soon suffered a devastating blow. But this time, the main target of the attack was not the wild elves in the nearby forest, but the wild trainers living in the streets and alleys of the city
Xiaoyou¡¯s current itinerary for the day is as follows:
Get up at around 12 noon, eat breakfast and lunch at the restaurant attached to the Elf Center, which has rich varieties, good taste, cheap prices and ample portions. After that, we start touring the entire Yanmo City, and also prepare for the gym challenge. "Hunt" all wild trainers who come into sight (including but not limited to naughty children)
"(Electric Dragon, use) Thunder!"
"Ah, my nighthawk!"
"(Hybridosaurus, using megatons) punches!"
"Stand up, stand up, Emperor Blue!"
"(Fossil pterosaur, use) Rockslide!"
¡°Stinky mud!!¡±
"(Duck-billed Fire Dragon, use) Big Character Explosion!"
"Ya Zhudie¡ª¡ª!"
("Welcome to bring more people! Specialized in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction!" Xiaoyou said goodbye with a smile on her face and tears on her face, shouting "Remember this!" while running away in tears at the wild trainers who were running away. )
Around four o¡¯clock in the afternoon, we went to Yanmo Gym to challenge Cosplayer Gym trainer Xiao Zhuang. Since the goal is not to win and obtain badges, the strategies and tactics can be arranged quite funny.
"Ah, it's you again"
"No Road Race! You must bring out the third elf today!"
"Hey, isn't the goal to beat me and get the badge"
"Attack, Fossil Pterosaur! Use Rockslide!"
"No! Get out of the way!"
"Attack, Electric Dragon! Use Thunder!"
"N-Nani!?"
"Damn it! Attack, Gyarados!"
"Use bite!"
"Oh! The third one is actually a Harker! Come on, Gyarados, kill it in one go!"
¡°Right now, use the destructive death ray¡eh!?¡±
"How can we repair it! The badge will be temporarily stored with you! We will definitely take it away next time!"
(Xiao Zhuang: "Although I seem to be very motivated every time I come here, why do I feel like I'm just trying to make waves when I'm actually fighting?")
(The old loyal servant who still doesn¡¯t know his name: ¡°Well, maybe this trainer¡¯s character is like this¡ Speaking of which, dinner is already ready, young lady¡¡±)
Around six o'clock in the afternoon, I returned to the Elf Center to finish my meal, and with a bright smile that was enhanced by my acting skills, I asked the restaurant lady to give me an extra limited edition special fried pork cutlet set to take away
At seven o'clock in the evening, go out of the city and beat up wild elves in a nearby natural scenic area - also because the main purpose is to cultivate the fighting tacit understanding of the rented elves, so I only beat those who are brave enough (or brave enough) to jump out of the grass. The wild elves did not adopt the action mode of wide-area search and encirclement and annihilation, and the name of the "Purple Demon King" did not spread among the wild elves around Yanmo City
At ten o¡¯clock in the evening, we came to the suburbs near Yanmo Gym to camp in a tent. It seems that he is sleeping without any defense, but in fact, all the ghost elves and other small elves are ambushing around him. If there is really an eye-catching tight-fitting** that pops up, he will definitely teach him a lesson. How to be a human being
Finally, at six o'clock in the morning, after staying up all night, I returned to the Elf Center to sleep
The perfect planner!
Although it only lasted three days
Since the fourth day, no one among the naughty kids and wild trainers in Yanmo City dared to fight against Xiaoyou. Although it is said that this "girl" with a purple ponytail has repeatedly failed when challenging the Yanmo Gym, she is always able to hang up and beat her opponents with various tricks when fighting against other trainers Although I can't understand this. The reasons, but this does not prevent the trainers from turning around and running after seeing Xiaoyou
The same is true for wild elves in the wild. The concept "You will die miserably if you dare to jump out of the grass" has been engraved in the minds of the wild elves around Yanmo City in two days. In addition, all wild elves have become accustomed to staying in their dens after the moon rises and before the moon rises to its highest point This habit even became unique to Yanmo City for a long time. natural phenomenon
(Xiaoyou: "'The Silent Forest at Night in Yanmo City') Damn I don't know anything about it.")
And the tobacco ink road After a clear intention of remarking the water, the young lady of Xiao Pi has begun to question Xiao You's attitude towards the battle. Although Xiaoyou was fooled by the fact that he noticed Xiaozhuang's deliberate release of water, it is an indisputable fact that the gym trainer has doubts about his motives
"Ugh this is unscientific." Sitting in the tent, Xiaoyou muttered angrily while chewing on the heated fried pork chop, and threw the cauliflower that he didn't eat to Gengar - the restaurant aunt was as welcoming as ever. This "little girl" with a sweet smile and mouth is still full of sincerity in her take-away fried pork cutlet set. "My plan didn't work. No matter how you think about it, it's all that pervert's fault!"
¡°Koujie, koujie¡¡± Gengar nodded, quietly lifting the corner of the tent and throwing the cauliflower out¡
"Ah, even I can hear your perfunctory tone." Xiaoyou glared at Geng Gui, "I knowI will continue on the road tomorrow to find that interesting Taoist shop mentioned by the Rocket Intelligence Department. ¡¡±
¡°BOOM!!¡±
"What am I going to do!?" Xiaoyou, who was so startled by the sudden explosion that he almost knocked over his plate and covered himself in the face, got out of the tent and saw the yard of the Yanmo Gym not too far away, which was surrounded by a wide wall. Thick black smoke was floating inside, and there were still a few traces of fire coming out.
¡°Oh oh oh! Although it¡¯s late, it¡¯s finally here!¡±
PS:XY48. .
The opening of the big news at the opening: The head of state will not explodeAn invention that explodes and is already in practical use! In comparison, Yuliga's proposal was simply weak. .
Then the plot is full of memories and a bloody look. . At the end, the leader finally conquered the first electric elf. . Nima finally remembered that he was an electric gym trainer. .
By the way, the primitive evolution mentioned by Dawu Children's Shoes at the end of the film is really ridiculous. .