(Such a normal chapter name is simply unscientific)
"Now begins the gym challenge between Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town and Xiao Zhuang, the gym trainer of Yanmo Gym" In the battle hall of Yanmo Gym, the old man with a loyal servant's face held a red and green hand. Xiaoqi read out the rules of the battle with great enthusiasm. "The competition method is one-on-one, and the number of elves used is three. When all the elves on either side lose their combat effectiveness"
"It's a little different from what I imagined," Xiaoyou's attention was obviously elsewhere compared to the old man's endless talk about the most frequently used rules in alliance gym battles. "This battlefield is surprisingly simple?"
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Xiaozhuang, the cosplayer gym trainer of Yanmo Gym, looks cold and strong but is actually kind and enthusiastic. Even though it was close to the meal time, he still accepted Xiaoyou's challenge on the spot without hesitation and took Xiaoyou to the gym in person. The battle hall of the museum. But after walking through a long corridor filled with expensive-looking oil paintings and sculptures, Xiaoyou was a little surprised when he came to the battle hall
Originally, according to a certain transvestite's guess, since the mansion and villa can be used as a gym, it can be imagined that the battlefield must be magnificent and extravagant. Even if the floor is not paved with diamonds, the walls are platinum, and the walls are inlaid with gold and silver, there is no pressure. Bar? There is also a large wrap-around grandstand that can accommodate hundreds of people, with a squadron of cheerleaders dressed as maids Even considering the otaku nature of Xiaozhuang's cosplay costume, it is not impossible for the grandstand to be filled with various life-size figures.
And in fact
The entire battle hall is indeed clean, tidy, spacious and bright, but the battle battlefield is an ordinary square amphibious battle field. The stands are also normal two-sided stands that can accommodate a dozen people. The rest are illuminated and scored. The facilities are all of high quality but still within the ordinary range Even the pool used by the water supply elves in the middle of the battlefield is a regular square shape.
It¡¯s almost too common to be unscientific, isn¡¯t it
"Then, the game begins!" While Xiaoyou was complaining in his mind, the loyal servant also completed the introduction of the unoriginal set of alliance gym battle rules, and announced the official start of the battle with a small flag in his hand.
As the gym trainer of the opponent, Xiaozhuang naturally took out the elf ball first: "My first elf is"
Xiaoyou took a special look and, well, it turned out not to be rich gold or something, but ordinary red and white balls
"There is a pool in the middle of the battlefield, which can allow completely aquatic elves to play. In this case, it is natural to make good use of it" Xiaoyou, who had considered this, also stretched his hand to his waist and took out an elf ball
"Go, Gyarados!"
¡°¡¡± Xiaoyou¡¯s hand slipped and he almost dropped the elf ball into the pool.
Gyarados! ? Seeing the ferocious elf leaning out of the pool on the other side of the pile and roaring ferociously, the corners of Xiaoyou's mouth and eyes twitched together.
Although it is true that Gyarados looks very intimidating, even the children in Kanto know that this guy is water + flying and has no dragon attributes, okay? If ordinary dragon elf lovers can't get the rare true dragon elf, then forget it and find a guy with "dragon" in his name to make up the numbers, but Miss Xiaozhuang, you are the gym trainer of the dragon gym. He's still a super rich gym trainer, so what's going on with a Gyarados! ?
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"Ah, never mind" The transvestite trainer hesitated and threw the elf ball in her hand. "Attack, Gyarados!"
"Roar!!"
The two ferocious elves with big heads that looked like dragons, snakes, and shrimps began to glare at each other.
"Oh, your elf is also a Gyarados?" Xiaozhuang seemed very interested when he saw Xiaoyou's elf. "Interesting, let's see whose Gyarados is stronger! Gyarados, use the water cannon!"
"You greet us with such a powerful skill right from the start?" Xiaoyou took a deep breath, "We can't lose either! Use the dignity of transportation to Gyarados! We also use water cannons!"
(Xiaoyou¡¯s Gyarados: ¡°¡¡±)
Two elves that looked exactly the same opened their mouths at the same time and sprayed out powerful high-pressure water jets at each other. The two water pillars collided in the air and were in a stalemate, but soon the contact point of the conflict began to slowly move in one direction
"It was actually suppressed!?" Xiaoyou's eyes widened in surprise, "My special sea transport was actually suppressed in terms of direct combat effectiveness by the elf from the gym trainer.Got it! ? "
¡°Well, if you think about it carefully, this seems to be quite normal Even if there are bonuses on system attributes, transportation is still transportation
"So" After realizing that there was little chance of winning head-on, Xiaoyou began to try other tactics, "(Gyarados, dive into the water as soon as the water cannon skill ends and try close combat!)"
Fortunately, the difference in attack power between the two Gyarados didn't seem to be too huge, and the contact point didn't completely push to Xiaoyou's Gyarados until the round of water cannon spray was exhausted. Xiaoyou's Gyarados dived under the water immediately after the water cannon skill ended, and quickly approached Xiao Zhuang's Gyarados.
"(Yeah! Just rush over and use it) bite!" Xiaoyou didn't intend to decide the winner in one go. After all, both sides were Gyarados, and their intimidation characteristics weakened each other's attack power from the beginning. "(If you can't lose seconds, you will naturally have to fight for endurance! And if you fight for endurance, our family's means of transportation will not lose!)"
"Hmph" Seeing Xiaoyou's Gyarados diving into the water, there was no trace of nervousness on Xiaozhuang's face. "Gyarados, use Dragon Breath!"
"Nani! Dragon's Breath?" Xiaoyou was startled again when he heard the instructions from the other side.
Xiaozhuang's Gyarados opened its mouth, and a green-green flame-like energy wave suddenly spurted out, hitting the big head of Xiaoyou's Gyarados that suddenly came from underwater. It was only then that Xiaoyou discovered that the square pool in the Yanmo Gym was not only small in area, but also not deep enough. The concealment effect of a huge elf like Gyarados lurking in the water was very limited - from There is a big, obvious shadow on the water
Wait, that¡¯s not the point! But why does the Gyarados on the opposite side have dragon breath? Our family doesn¡¯t even know how to use transportation!
(Xiaoyou¡¯s Gyarados: ¡°¡¡±)
"Gyarados, use bite!" Xiaozhuang's command sounded immediately. It was obvious that the cosplayer gym trainer did not intend to leave after just one wave of consumption.
The small pile of Gyarados plunged into the water, and its big mouth bit the neck of Xiaoyou's Gyarados between its head and the first dorsal fin, avoiding the hard carapace on the head and the spiked dorsal fin. Obstacle, successfully outputting the maximum damage effect. However, Xiaoyou's Gyarados happened to trigger the paralysis effect of the Dragon's Breath at this time. Not to mention fighting back, even struggling was helpless.
"Damn it!" A certain transvestite didn't intend to give up treatment directly. "(Gyarados, use) Rampage!"
But Xiaozhuang didn¡¯t intend to let the opponent play a comeback: ¡°Gyarados, use the destruction death ray!¡±
A Gyarados (Xiaozhuang's) bit the neck of another Gyarados (Xiaoyou's), half of its body rushed out of the water vertically, a dazzling and dangerous light emitted from the gap in its big mouth, and The next moment, the white and rosy positron city-breaking cannon hit the neck of Xiaoyou's Gyarados from close range¡ª¡ª
¡°BOOM!!¡±
Should it be said that it has flying properties? This is flying so high
"Boom!" With a sound, Xiaoyou's Gyarados fell heavily into the pool from mid-air, and the splash almost splashed Xiaoyou's head. After a few seconds, the Gyarados surfaced with its white belly turned over. ¡
The old loyal servant raised the small flag: "Gyarados has lost its fighting power! Gyarados uh, the small pile of Gyarados wins!"
"" The transvestite trainer wiped away a few drops of water on his face with an expressionless expression, took out the elf ball and took back Gyarados, who was rolling his eyes. "It's just that we won the battle with our means of transportation, don't get carried away and talk too much!"
(Xiaoyou¡¯s Gyarados: ¡°¡(Trainer, if you mention transportation again, I will fall out!!)¡±)
PS: S4 finals. . In the words of an uncle, it is a pity that SSW failed to win the runner-up. . Coach, I will never use a Samsung phone again - uh no, I wasn't originally using a Samsung phone. .
PS2: XY46. .
The trio started off with a gorgeous show. .
Blood-winged flying dragon! ! I'm going to call it a blood-winged wyvern, a tyrannical salamander or something. It's the most annoying thing. You bite me if you don't like it. . But what is the shape of the wings in the flying shot?
No matter how many times I see Carlos¡¯s fat cock, it¡¯s too big. .
The legend in that album. . Nintendo, how much do you want to emphasize the restraint of demon attributes over dragon attributes. .
When I moved here, I thought the F¨¹hrer had finally made an invention that wouldn¡¯t explode. .
Fat Keding singled out the Bloodwing Flying Dragon. . So Nintendo, how much do you want to emphasize the restraint of demon attributes over dragon attributes. .