The elf, commanded by a certain purple pony-tailed transvestite, swooped down from the shining electric light with its wings. A pair of claws wrapped in emerald green energy that seemed to have grown much larger were mercilessly smeared on the face. The astonished opponent had a grinning face.
"Ah! Electric beast!" Accompanied by the dull sound of his opponent falling straight to the concrete floor, was naturally the panicked scream of his trainer. "Why is this happening! One hundred thousand volts should have an outstanding effect on flying elves, right?"
¡°Thank you for your hard work, Qixi Bluebird.¡± Xiaoyou put the elf back into the elf ball and said angrily to the naughty child trainer who was beaten by him. "Even though its name is Qixi Blue Bird and it looks like a bird, this guy actually has the attributes of a dragon. One hundred thousand volts has no advantage at all against it! You don't know this bit of common sense and you still come out to learn how to fight with others, you You naughty kid, let¡¯s go back and read for a few more years!¡±
"How can it be repaired!" The naughty child burst into tears after being mentally shocked, "I, I will come back¡ª¡ª"
"Idiot!" Xiaoyou taunted the escaping naughty child in a victor's manner, "If you say such a flag line, you will only be beaten worse even if you come again!"
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Although she stayed up all night and gained nothing, Xiaoyou obviously did not intend to give up her bait plan to capture a certain pervert in a tight-fitting suit code-named "Sad Wind". Xiaoyou blamed the failure of the first operation on the fact that the bait was not powerful enough, so on the way to the next town, the transvestite trainer did not miss any opportunity for PVP battles, and the trainers he met along the way, regardless of newcomers, were The experienced, rich, handsome, naughty kids were all tortured to the point of ecstasy
At the same time, in order to increase the value of the bait, Xiaoyou also called Team Rocket and borrowed many "dragon" elves from Boss Sakaki and other acquaintances. For example, marsupials, electric dragons, and duck-billed fire dragons whose names are related to dragons but whose attributes have nothing to do with dragons (unfortunately, there is no fire-breathing dragon), as well as Tanabata Blue Bird and Super Dragon, which have dragon attributes at all, just by looking at their names. Sonic larvae¡
By the way, the dragon type elf named Tanabata Blue Bird that was used when beating the naughty child trainer's electric beast was finally escaped from the file hell of the acting branch head. He can lead the team to go out and run wild, but because of playing Tai Feng's current location is quite far away, so he has no chance to participate in the sad wind man's hunting operation. Recently, he has awakened a strange new oral addiction, but after getting used to it, it feels quite sexy. The three-dimensional white-haired girl Kinoshita Yui is kindly provided.
After receiving Xiaoyou¡¯s call, Captain Kinoshita simply teleported the Tanabata Blue Bird, one of his main combat powers, without saying anything. Speaking of which, this Chinese Valentine's Day bluebird was the one left over from one of the three elf eggs that Xiaoyou received as a reward from a certain mission - and the one Xiaoyou picked that time was the enchanting eye that made him suffer
However, since we have mentioned the Chinese Valentine¡¯s Day Blue Bird, we have to mention a little bit about the appearance of this elf
Xiaoyou said that he could bet Gengar's year's worth of food (Axu: Jie Jie!!), that this Chinese Valentine's Day Blue Bird is definitely the elf that has the biggest difference from the two-dimensional image in the elf illustrated book that he has ever seen Okay To avoid being slapped in the face in the future, add one. In the picture shown in the illustration, the image of the Tanabata Bluebird is a body and wings wrapped in white and soft cotton-like feathers, with a long neck and a round head, and elegant slender feathers on the top of the head, which is both cute and elegant. Bird-shaped elf. And what Xiaoyou saw in the third dimension
Does the Archeopteryx exist?
No! To be precise, this Nima is just like a dinosaur that is evolving towards a bird but has just grown up, okay? Apart from growing blue and white feathers that match the illustration, it has nothing to do with the cute creature in the illustration! Stout limbs with sharp claws - the front claws have long white feathers, but they are definitely more than a little bit different from cotton; the two things trailing behind the head of the two-part bird and eight-part reptile are said to be feathers. The feathers are more like tentacles; the fiercely gleaming small eyes are undoubtedly vertical and narrow pupils; the mouth, which is barely in the shape of a bird's beak, is also lined with densely packed sharp teeth
To be honest, the shape of this Velociraptor + Archaeopteryx is not ugly, and it is even worthy of the word "mighty" for Xiaoyou, whose vision has been tortured by various exotic alien creatures It's just that this guy's image and The gap in the illustrations is so big that the comparison between the two immediately increases the curiosity index several times - even if the Qixi Blue Bird has dragon attributes, there is no need to work so hard to highlight the dragon genes, right? Is there any name with such a ferocious appearance that completely misses the beautiful meaning that makes bachelors grit their teeth and burst into tears?
That¡¯s why Xiaoyou felt so unhappy when fighting against the naughty boy from before. Because of the naughty boyWhen Xiaoyou saw the Chinese Valentine's Day blue bird he had released, his eyes were obviously seeing cute things, and this made Xiaoyou feel quite unhappy - even though it stands to reason that his nerves had long been tempered by the three-dimensional cheating and curious elf. He is extra tough, but this time he is particularly unhappy
So he struck a little harder and added a little mental attack The transvestite trainer said that he really didn't mean it.
It¡¯s all Qixi Bluebird¡¯s fault, that¡¯s all.
?????????????????????????? Ultrasonic larvae? That's just a big bug. The khaki insect shell is coupled with a pair of Oh no, it's two pairs of weird diamond-shaped wings. It looks like a dragonfly larvae that got stuck in the middle of its evolution. Xiaoyou is reluctant to let it out to fight. , wouldn¡¯t the image of a ¡°dragon trainer¡± that he had painstakingly created be shattered when he met a naughty kid with no posture and was mistaken for an insect elf?
In short, just pretend it doesn¡¯t exist.
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"Huh" Xiaoyou, who was resting on the big rock on the side of the road, looked at the back of the last wild bear child running away in tears from a distance and asked casually, "Axu, which number is this? ?¡±
"Kou Jie!" Gengar jumped out of the shadow happily - because Gengar had been hiding in the shadows these days to create the image of a dragon elf trainer and was choking - from his big and bloody mouth Take out a crumpled piece of paper
Xiaoyou took the piece of paper indifferently - since Gengar is a ghost elf, there is no need to worry about drooling: "Well I KO eight today. Counting those in the battle park, over the past few days, Fifty people have been killed. But why haven¡¯t any perverted muscular men in tights attacked me?¡±
"Koujie, koujie, koujie" Gengar, who was looking for something to eat in Xiaoyou's backpack, turned around and screamed twice.
"Huh? Quality?" Xiaoyou raised his eyebrows, then kicked Gengar away who was rummaging through the bag, "If things get messed up, it will be very troublesome for me to get them, Hun Dan!"
Throwing a can of energy cubes to kill the hungry ghost elves, Xiaoyou began to consider Gengar's "words" seriously: " After successively successfully attacking ordinary trainers, ordinary soldiers can no longer attract the attention of ordinary trainers. Is Sad Wind Man¡¯s criminal desire over? It is indeed possiblethen increasing the number of 'dragon' elves won't work, we have to find ways to improve the quality"
"When it comes to improving quality"
Xiaoyou took out the manual and turned it over
"Ah, we have it! The Dragon-type Yanmo Gym!"
"As long as you succeed in challenging the Yanmo Gym, it will be of sufficient quality, right?"
"Axu, let's go!" Xiaoyou grabbed Gengar's short tail and stood up, "Let's go to Yanmo City!"
¡°Kou Jie¡ª¡ª!!¡± The scream of Gengar after the energy cube jar was dropped made the wild elves within a ten-mile radius tremble