Because the fossil pterosaur "lost the will to fight", Xiaoyou had to replace it with the super iron tyrannosaurus, which had advantages in attributes but was much inferior in mobility for the second game. But in fact, the battle ended much faster than imagined
"(Dazenga, use) rock blast!"
"Head Crow, use the black eyes!"
Liulizi¡¯s crow leader stopped in place, his dark red eyes staring at the huge Iron Tyrannosaurus, emitting black unknown energy, and then he was hit in the face by the stone bullets launched by the Iron Tyrannosaurus
"(Dazenga, use next) Uh, is this the end?" Looking at the gentleman-like crow, he gracefully turned around in a circle and then rolled his eyes and fell to the ground. The boss couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat.
Although it is true that the defense of the crow leader is relatively lowbut can this act of pretending to be dead be more realistic? If the fallen posture just now were in a manga, there would definitely be a picture with a lot of roses as a border decoration - you know, even the uncle of the Tohsaka family who "remains elegant at all times" looked like he died when he died. It¡¯s ugly(*1)
"The crow leader has lost his fighting power! The challenger's elf wins! Therefore, the winner is the challenger trainer who comes from nowhere!"
Although Mr. Crow's "death" slots were full, Miss Liulizi on the other side quickly ran to the sidelines and pressed the recorder switch to announce the result of the battle. Then she took out the elf ball and took back the crow's head, and ran to Xiaoyou and jumped from the fourth dimension. He took out a blue and black badge that looked like a crucible and a broom from his chest: "Congratulations, Xiao Youjun, for winning the gym battle! This is the gym badge of the Wu Tai Gym. Please accept it! Then Let¡¯s talk about the details about the collection of fossil pterosaur materials, shall we? Everything is easy to discuss"
In response to this, the beads of cold sweat on Xiaoyou's head fell one by one: "Do you really no longer have the integrity as a gym trainer"
"I told you that that kind of thing is not important compared to other people's magic research"
"Aren't you afraid that your gym qualifications will be revoked?"
"Ah, are you talking about the young prosecutor sent by the Elf Alliance who came here a few months ago? He easily won the gym evaluation battle and so on - after drinking the magic nin that I served him After the third trial version of Shencha.¡±
"" After drinking that thing, losing about 50% of your combat power is a normal reaction, right?
"Speaking of which, the guy had a nosebleed after drinking tea. I don't know if it was because the weather was too hot and I pulled the collar of my clothes too low"
"" Hey, the old man who looks like the chairman of the Elf Alliance, who looks like a turtle? Are your employees in need of some internal rectification?
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ten minutes later¡¡
"The dander of the wing membrane, the powder from the claws, the fallen scales, GET¡îDAZE!" Liulizi's eyes glowed green as she put the "materials" collected from the fossil pterosaurs into small sealed test tubes. , "The next thing is tears, saliva, and dust on the back of the horns!"
"Okay, two pieces of limb material, one piece of body materialand then three pieces of head material" Xiaoyou, who had previously insisted on coexisting with his elf, was now holding a calculation. The machine is settling accounts aside. "It's almost over, Degarex, just be patient for a little while longer."
"Ho ho ho" The fossilized pterosaur felt like it was almost "skinned off", and its face was full of bullshit.
Elf magic is "a method of using various natural materials related to elves to help in life." Although it sounds magical, the principle is scientific, but the operation is also magical. It¡¯s a drawback, but essentially it¡¯s not as weird as a certain transvestite¡¯s imagination of skinning an elf alive and using the bloody organs and entrails for experiments¡ Therefore, all the materials used in elf magic are absolutely Various "leftover materials" that will not harm the life and safety of elves, are safe, healthy, green, natural and pollution-free
What? Ms. Liulizi¡¯s difficult ¡°monster hunter¡± achievements like Gyarados and Bangira? That was the result of someone specially cultivating two elves, one male and one female, specializing in charm skills. They first smashed the target into the "love eyes" state and then struck
In short, now that it was confirmed that there was no harm to the elf but there was still money to be made, a certain transvestite¡¯s integrity index immediately dropped back to her hometown in Kanto¡ª¡ª
"Anyway, it's just a manicure to remove dead skin and so on. Just treat it as a health care"
This is how Xiaoyou, who was counting the money, comforted the fossil pterosaur.
Then he turned around with a business smile on his face and said to Liulizi who was completely satisfied after successfully obtaining all kinds of rare "materials": "Speaking of??, Miss Liulizi, are you interested in fossil helmets and ammonite beasts? The price is negotiable"
"Oh? Please tell me in detail!"
So the two unscrupulous people began to have a cordial and friendly exchange of ideas about "exploiting" the elves
"" The fossil pterosaur, which was left aside after being "harvested", expressed its welcome to someone who was as unlucky as him.
"Kou Jie" Gengar patted the tail of the fossil pterosaur comfortingly.
At this time, Xiaoyou came over with something like a small vacuum cleaner in his hand: "Axu, are you here? Miss Liulizi just told me that as an additional reward for defeating Wutai Gym, she can give it to me Make a magic potion! But you need to use a material called 'Ghost's Ghost Mist' Stop and don't run!"
¡°Kou Jie, Kou Jie!!¡±
"Come out! There is no point in resisting in vain"
¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ªBreak the head¡ª¡ªSeparate¡ª¡ªDock the tail¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª
Leaving the Wutai Gym, which was filled with a sense of professional ethics crisis, System Master jumped out as usual and started to brush up his existence:
[Side mission: "" completed, challenge Wutai Gym to win and get the badge, reward: HP +1, free attribute +3]
¡¾Meet the triggering conditions of the regional mission: "Chengdu Alliance, a new beginning", reward: free attribute +1¡¿
¡¾Witchcraft Badge: Increase the power of evil skills by 10%/HP+1¡¿
¡¾Achievement Obtained: Sell teammates! For a small profit, you betrayed your close comrades without hesitation It's so heartbreaking (xi), sick (le), crazy (jian)! Reward: free attribute +2, money -1200¡¿
¡¾Achievement Obtained: The Great Zombie of Integrity! You must have done something even more unethical than before OMG! Reward: free attribute +2, money -1300¡¿
The side missions of beating the gym are as expected as always, but the two achievements are a little more subtle Although I gained a lot of attribute points, they directly deducted nearly half of the fossil pterosaur's "selling money" (dense fog). ¡
"This is definitely because we are jealous that we have made money!" Xiaoyou expressed considerable indignation about this, "Isn't it just to pay for materials, but you use achievements as a reason to deduct money! Obviously, the moral zombies have never deducted money before"
"But it doesn't matter, overall I still make money!" Because she knew that complaining about the unscrupulous system would be of no use, Xiaoyou quickly entered the self-comfort mode, "Besides, I have already negotiated with Miss Liulizi. There will still be money to be made from the materials for the fossil helmet and the ammonite beast. And"
"and this!"
Xiaoyou took out an exquisite small glass bottle, which was filled with a clear and transparent purple liquid, which reflected the charming brilliance of stars under the sunlight: "This thing is a good thing that even money can't buy. Woolen cloth!"
[Elf Affinity Potion (Ghost Type): A magic potion (unofficially certified) prepared by the elf magician Yakushiji Ruriko, using more than ten kinds of natural materials including the tears of fossil pterosaurs and the mist of Gengar. , after use, the affinity with ghost-type elves can be permanently improved, which will be helpful in commanding ghost-type elves in future battles. It is only valid for the first time. (Note: Since it is an unofficially certified product, it may contain certain side effects)]
After unscrewing the cork on the glass bottle, a faint cold purple mist floated out from the mouth of the bottle, casting a strange color on the originally beautiful potion.
but¡¡
"Others may be scared, but we have Mr. Bei's characteristic body protection!" Xiaoyou raised the glass bottle without hesitation and poured the potion inside into his mouth. "Don't be a coward, just feed me!"
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"It's ice cold." Xiaoyou smacked her mouth, "It's just like that Ningshen tea, it looks scary, but it tastes pretty good"
"Huh? Why did it get dark so quickly"
Plop.
(*1) Elegant Uncle Tosaka Tokiomi: are you blaming me again?
PS: XY39. .
Musashi¡¯s new hairstyle has been well received again. . To be precise, as long as she is willing to change her hairstyle, she will be praised. . Even if she is bare-faced and without heavy make-up, she is also well received. .
"Strong rivals" trio. . He is a trainer in Baitan City in the Maokalos region who will lead the Gosan Family of Kanto. . Squirtle, why do you care so much about the old man who repairs your home? . Your fat trainer also has very high agility attributes. . The catching technique is very special. . The girl who was a relative of the Alice family who was captured, is your Bulbasaur a tsundere or a paralyzed person? In comparison, the last mushroom-headed cameraman and the Vitality Charmander are the most normal. .
"Wait a minute, I seem to seeA remarkable person? Or is it just me who thinks that thing looks like shredded papa (16 minutes and 17 seconds)?
Three-person road battle, Squirtle team VS Bubble Frog team. . Then all three roads collapsed. . It doesn¡¯t matter if Tsumabuki is a real novice, it¡¯s an international practice to wash some wisdom, it doesn¡¯t matter, but you, the head of state, are a gym trainer. . Being beaten by a newbie and obviously the weakest of the three opponents was simply merciless. .
PS2: I¡¯ve been in bad shape lately for no apparent reason. It¡¯s as painful as squeezing out toothpaste at night to squeeze out a few hundred words. . Even after deleting the unlimited TERA and open beta Sword and Soul clients, there was no improvement. . According to the theory stated in a certain book, is this a sign that the chuunibyou is about to be cured?
PS3: In these two games, the IDs of Zhou Fangyou and Green Black Tea have been snatched away. . Whoever did it comes forward and we promise not to use a sidekick to blackmail you. .