The corners of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched as she watched Liulizi, the gym trainer of the Wutai Gym, rush to the side of the battle field with her chest shaking (), take out the tape from the tape recorder and stuff it into her chest and then Pull out another tape from there and put it into the recorder - it feels like the fourth-dimensional breasts and grooves are easier to accept than the fourth-dimensional chrysanthemums of the Azure Gym
That¡¯s right, Xiaoyou is now standing on the battlefield of Wutai Gym.
That¡¯s right! Of course Xiaoyou was not poisoned to death by Wu Tai Gym's "Poisonous Magic Ningshen Tea"! Even if it uses green and pollution-free pure natural ** materials, follows the secret witchcraft formula passed down from ancient times, and is precisely made with advanced equipment under modern industrial conditions a man who carries the system with him will not be easily fooled. Get rid of it! Even if that man is only ten years old this year!
What? You said the key point is not "ten years old" but "man"? Believe it or not, I will send Ah Xu to smash your windows tonight
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Thanks to Bei Ye¡¯s trait level 3, who is at the top of the food chain, Xiaoyou was not knocked down by the poisonous Ningshen Tea, so he was able to successfully stand on the battlefield of the Wutai Gym. Tea does have a refreshing effect, but it is more frightened by the material In contrast, the system prompts are more realistic:
¡¾Acquire new characteristics: Poison Resistance Lv3: The resistance to poisoning effects is increased by 100%, and the poisoning duration is reduced by 99%. (Well, this red-spotted mushroom tastes really fresh and delicious Oops, that brightly colored little frog is so cute)]
Should it be said that it is a perfect combination of ancient heritage and modern technology? Even the system is stimulated to the point where it immediately displays Level 3 characteristics
So, Miss Liulizi, we really don¡¯t recommend that you add this Ningshen Tea to the list of successful products Ordinary people might actually die if they drink it?
"Now begins the gym battle between a brave challenger who doesn't know where he comes from and the gym trainer Liulizi sister of the Wu Tai Gym! The rules of the competition are one-on-one, and the number of elves used is two. When one party has all The elf has lost its fighting ability"
On the field, after changing a tape, the serious rules of the battle finally came out from the tape recorder - the sound was obviously recorded by the girl who just recited the strange and unreliable spell. Although there is nothing new in the rules and it sounds weird when introducing challengers, this is a recording after all, and naturally there is no way to take care of every trainer who comes to challenge so just make do with it.
But why use recording
"That's my sister's recording. She is the referee of this gym." Liulizi held her cheek and tilted her head and smiled, "She is also a part-time elf magician like me, so we sisters always They take turns going out to collect materials"
It means that one of the gym trainers and referees will always be away from the gym? How can you have fun fighting gym battles then?
"It doesn't matter. Anyway, as long as I, as the gym trainer, am in the gym, it will be fine, and the referees and other things can be recorded"
Hey, so blatantly ignoring the battle rules recognized by the alliance is also an important reason why Wutai Gym is only a second-rate gym, right? It would be better to say that this gym has not been banned yet, but it seems amazing
¡°Uh, wait. Could it be thatthe Alliance prosecutors who came to ban the gym were all killed by "Ningshen Tea" or something else! ?
What a scary gym! Coach, can I go home
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"My first elf is it -" Liulizi still took out a elf ball from the deep cleavage of her chest - of course the shrunken one - and threw it out, "Come out, Moon Elf!"
¡°Ouch~~¡± The moon elf, whose hair was pitch black and some of the markings had a luminous effect, looked three parts like a cat, six parts like a dog and one part like a rabbit, jumped out of the elf ball with a soft growl.
"Axu"
"Kou Jie, mouth Jie, mouth Jie"
"You don't need to fight against the evil elf and you don't stay in the elf ball, so put away the envious expression on your face"
After stepping back with one kick, Gengar, who had popped his head out of the shadow at some point, Xiaoyou decisively threw the elf ball that he thought was more appropriate: "Heracross, attack!"
"Heracross," Xiaoyou called softly, and used his fingers to draw the shape of a maple syrup jar in the air in front of the blue unicorn who turned around when he heard his voice, "do you understand? If you win"
¡°Hela, hehe, hela!¡±??"Encouraged by the material rewards, Heracross directly entered the pseudo-Zerg alarm mode
"Very good Heracross, this is the momentum!" Xiaoyou was very satisfied with the state of the big beetle, "Million-point strike!"
The Y-shaped horn on Heracross' head burst out with dazzling light green light, and its size instantly more than doubled. Heracross just straightened up his horn, unfolded his carapace on his back, flapped his wings, and rushed straight towards the moon elf.
"My head is too low, so I can't see the front, and it's easy to be avoided" Looking at Heracross's charging posture, Xiaoyou thought in his mind. "But it doesn't matter if the greeting skill at the beginning is missing. The important thing anyway is the momentum. Heracross's one-on-one experience still needs to be honed and considering the attribute resistance, the moon elf should use shadow ball or normal system after dodge. The skill allows Heracross to hit hard and then use the counterattack"
"Moon Elf, use the wave of evil!"
¡¡Eh?
Under Liulizi¡¯s command, the Moon Elf opened her mouth on the spot and spit out a large string of black circular energy fluctuations towards Heracross. It's just that 70% of these black "onion rings" were blocked by Heracross's horn, which had increased in size to the point where it could almost be used as a shield. The remaining energy hitting the big blue beetle had half the effect. Under the effect of the resistance, it didn't seem painful or itchy, and it didn't play any role in blocking its charge. Then¡¡
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Not surprisingly, the Moon Elf was head-butted by Heracross.
¡°Uh, what¡¯s going on?
Although she clearly had the advantage, Xiaoyou felt a little uneasy. After all, Million Horn Strike is such a high-end and high-end high-power insect-type ultimate move. Even many horned elves who are not insect-type are using it. When Heracross uses it, it not only has outstanding effects but also comes with the skills of this type. Bonus Why did Ms. Liulizi, a gym trainer, choose to let the moon elf face him to death? That is a "monster hunter" who can hunt "materials" such as Magikarp's beard and Bangela's carapace Is it to hide some special tactical intention? But it¡¯s not impossible for someone to be killed accidentally like this, so how can we talk about any plans
"Eh-" What's even more surprising is that Liulizi on the other side of the battlefield looked even more surprised than Xiaoyou. She was slightly panicked and pulled out a notebook from her chest - it was really a fourth-dimensional breast-groove - ¡ªCome and open it "How could this be? It's clearly not like this in the records"
"Um" Although his subconscious mind told him that if he asked this question, he might be struck by lightning, but Xiaoyou, who was troubled by curiosity, couldn't help but ask. "Ms. Liulizi, what do you mean by the record?"
"This is a record of a previous experiment in developing new magic" Liulizi didn't hide anything, and read the contents of the notebook loudly to Xiaoyou. "On August 7th, a new hairdressing magic was developed The third step was to add the carapace of Heracross and the saliva of the Moon Elf. The reaction was violent, out of control, exploded, and the experiment failed So I was thinking, what if that happened just now? If you react at this level, Heracross will definitely be blown away, which will neutralize Heracross's attack, and at the same time, the moon elves can take the opportunity to pursue"
¡°¡¡± Xiaoyou¡¯s face was filled with black lines. Gym trainer lady, are you really a man of such imagination during the battle?
Don¡¯t take the weird experimental results in the laboratory as experience and apply them here, Hundan! Now it's the elf battle! It's not like you threw Heracross and the Moon Elf into the crucible, no you threw them into the beaker to cook! And your experimental notes said that the explosion occurred in the third step. Who knows what weirder things you had thrown into the beaker before
"I'm so sorry!" Liulizi could probably guess what the transvestite trainer was thinking by looking at Xiao Youqing's face turning green and green, "Because it was an experiment just done a while ago, so the impression was quite deep. This time I saw These two elves unconsciously thought of that place I, let's continue fighting"
"Well, okay" Xiaoyou, who had made money anyway, didn't have much objection to this. Although it feels like a waste of expressions, it¡¯s better to be a joke against your opponent than a ¡°monster hunter¡±¡
The interrupted game is restarted. Liulizi first issued an order in an attempt to make up for the previous mistake - it should be said that fortunately, although the moon elves looked small, they were actually the kind of defensive elves with rough skin and thick flesh, so they were not caught in the pseudo-Zerg alarm mode. The Heracross's Million Horn Strike was instantly destroyed.
"The moon elf uses shadow clone! Then use moonlight immediately!"
Facing the Moon Elf who had separated out seven or eight shadow clones and prepared to use shameless blood-increasing skills, Xiaoyou very calmly instructed to incite Heracross in the middle of the battlefield.Move your wings and jump up: "(Use while falling) Earthquake"
PS:XY38
I didn¡¯t notice it before 37, but the beginning has been changed again. . As a producer, how much emphasis does your team take on this theatrical version? . I don¡¯t know if that trainer from the grass-type Yusanjia is a villain, but she is really "flying with a sword". .
? Doubles battle. . F¨¹hrer, you only have two elves in total, so stop pretending to hesitate. . As for the fighting process. . Digging rabbits is the greatest tragedy. . Your popularity points are used up when you fight the Machine Head. .
Appeared! The grass elf's jet flame! People - Wife Na goodjob. .
Xiaozhi was dragged into the woods by tentacles! How bad (gan) and bad (de) (hao)! but. . Xiaozhi, the first thing you do when you wake up is to take out the illustrated book. .
Uh uh uh. . That djinn tree is immune to the flying knee kicks of wrestling eagles. . very. . Indescribable. . He's still holding on to Xiaozhi after he's become incorporeal, dear?
The theatrical version trailer at the end. . We just want to say that if you continue to spoil like this, you really don¡¯t need to watch the theatrical version. .
And the next episode preview. . The three powerful Kanto families and the powerful trio are just floating clouds. . Musashi, don¡¯t change your hairstyle like this! ! !