Xu Jun was not sure whether "Hua Hong" could help this brother find the girl he likes, but for such a top brother, Xu Jun still sincerely offered his blessings.
Xu Jun hopes that every ¡®thug¡¯ can have their dreams come true and live a happy life. He is also willing to help his brothers achieve this goal through his own efforts. It's just that Xu Jun is really powerless when it comes to picking up girls. Not to mention helping, even his own relationship will be messed up. Therefore, Xu Jun can only cheer for his brothers when it comes to relationship troubles.
"Look, that guy who came out of the bookstore just now, is that guy 'Long Tai'!" While Xu Jun was still looking thoughtfully at the back of the top brother who just left, Yun Lan tugged at Xu Jun's hand. Jun's right arm asked.
Looking in the direction of Yun Lan's finger, I saw a young man about 1.8 meters tall squeezing out of the bookstore, sweating profusely. I saw that this young man's skin was a healthy wheat color. He was wearing a bracelet on his left hand and a green jade Guanyin strung with a red rope around his neck. He had a pair of very sleazy and wretched little eyes under the dark bags under his eyes. Sometimes it disappears and sometimes appears.
"Well, the image looks similar, but I am a little thinner than in the photo. I don't have the honesty and honesty in the photo. Instead, I look cunning. This temperament is a bit different!" Xu Jun thought in his mind Basically, it can be concluded that this guy is 'Long Tai' himself, so he stood there and watched the guy's small eyes scanning the thighs of the girl next to him from time to time, and he couldn't help but laugh.
"You're not much better, look at the appearance of the two of you. You have a sly look on your face, and you can tell at a glance that you are not a good bird!" Yun Lan also saw that guy 'Long Tai' deliberately squeezing into places where there are many girls, and she felt in her heart She was also very disdainful, and even Xu Jun was ridiculed by her.
"I said, will a woman die if she doesn't tell lies?" Xu Jun felt aggrieved when he saw Yun Lan classifying himself as the 'Long Tai', and protested: "Why do we, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, end up with sly eyebrows and rat eyes?" Yeah? Have you ever seen such an eye-catching eyebrow?"
Yun Lan didn¡¯t even think about it. He asked back: "Those eyes are moving around, scanning the woman's thighs and breasts at every turn. What are they if they don't have a sly look?"
"Well, those are eyes that are good at discovering beauty! Beautiful things are always so eye-catching. They are all normal things. Think about it, if you dress up in a fancy way, no one will take a look at you in the end. What kind of mood would you feel? So, a man's gaze is actually a woman's glory." Xu Jun argued.
"Ohthat's it! That's great. I am also a little woman. Naturally, I want as much glory as possible. It seems that I should dress up more beautifully, so as to attract more men's attention. Think about that Glory, this feeling is so great!" Yun Lan raised her head slightly, as if she was caught in a fantasy, which made Xu Jun's heart tighten.
"Huh? Well. Actually, it's not okay for this woman to dress up too outrageously. She can easily cause trouble. Isn't it said that beauty brings disaster to the country and the people. We'd better keep a low profile. Besides, glory is all fake. Men's love is real. Don't you see, those female celebrities who marry into rich families are glorious enough, but when you think about their status in the family, it is really terrible. So, a woman can only bloom her most beautiful for one man. If you have a charming face, it will be a professional smile!¡±
"Hey, look at what you do, you are very good at coaxing girls! Are you experienced in the battlefield or just gifted?" Yun Lan opened her eyes slightly, with murderous intent in her eyes, as if she wanted to tear Xu Jun into pieces.
"This is mainly based on study. I am planning to write a novel on the theme of urban romance, so I usually read more information in this area. Of course, this is just theory, and the practical work has not begun yet!" Xu Jun said with a smile.
"What? You still want to combine theory with practice, and go up and kill with real swords and guns before you feel comfortable?" The murderous intention became more and more intense, and there was even a sarcastic smile on the corner of Yun Lan's mouth that she had never seen before, just like Xu Jun's Evil smile.
"Hey, it's a joke. With you, a beautiful woman, in front of me, all women are vulgar, and all the amazing women are just floating clouds. By the way, why don't we find a chance to get in the car? Can't you just pay the ticket and not get on the bus?" Xu Jun quickly changed the subject and deliberately said some hooligan words to attract Yun Lan's attention. He had tried this trick on both Yun Lan and Lan Qing, and it never worked.
"Go away, you gangster!" Yun Lan blushed and scolded with a smile: "You are the most upright and glib person all day long, the most annoying thing!"
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"Hurry up, that guy is getting in the car, let's just follow him. That's good. We don't have to call him. We'll have to entertain this guy for a while!" Sitting in the passenger seat of the Cayenne, Xu Jun Seeing that 'Long Tai''s car had started, I couldn't help but feelUrgently urged Yun Lan.
"Don't worry, he will definitely not be able to escape from my sister's grasp. Just stay there and don't jump up and down like a monkey!" Yun Lan rolled her eyes at Xu Jun and started to start. His eyes have been fixed on a Volkswagen in front.
Xu Jun didn't pay attention to Yun Lan's taunting, and kept staring at the car in front, fearing that he would be thrown away if he didn't pay attention. However, Yun Lan's driving skills were really good. Although the Volkswagen was more than twenty meters away, the other car was always in Xu Jun's sight.
Maybe the other party didn¡¯t expect that someone would follow him. As the saying goes, one was intentional and the other was unintentional. It wasn¡¯t until ¡®Long Tai¡¯ parked the car in the underground parking lot of a shopping mall that he didn¡¯t notice Xu Jun and Yun Lan following him.
Pretending to be a boyfriend and girlfriend who came to the mall, Xu Jun held Yun Lan's hand and followed "Long Tai", watching him enter a booth selling digital products. Xu Jun knew that this should be the digital store opened by 'Long Tai'.
Since they already knew the location of the ¡®Longtai¡¯ digital store, Xu Jun and the others were not in a hurry and strolled around the mall together. This is a large digital shopping mall. It is very busy with people coming and going, especially those who buy computers. There are many customers, but most of them are students. It seems that they are here to play with computers.
After shopping. Xu Jun and Yun Lan came to the digital store opened by "Long Tai" again. Seeing this guy sticking his butt out and tinkering with something, Xu Jun said with a smile: "Boss, you are gone, please pay attention to the impact!"
I originally thought that the guy from 'Long Tai' would turn around to greet the customers, but I never expected that this guy was still lying there and continuing to tinker, while responding: "It doesn't matter. If I don't show off, all the customers will be gone." Got it!"
"Pffthahaha" After realizing what this guy meant, Xu Jun and Yun Lan couldn't help laughing anymore. Unexpectedly, this guy had vulgar eyes and even his words had a vulgar flavor.
Maybe it was because I finished what I was doing, or maybe I heard two people laughing there. 'Long Tai' finally stood up, stretched his aching waist, and turned his head to look at Xu Jun and Yun Lan.
"Eh? Why does this girl look so familiar? Have we met somewhere?" 'Long Tai' didn't recognize Yun Lan at first sight, but she felt very familiar, as if she had seen her somewhere. .
After all, he would never have thought that the "Unfaithful Sister" who was so famous on the Internet would appear in front of him so suddenly. As for Xu Jun, I don't know him even more, because Xu Jun didn't leave any photos, videos or other image data in the group.
"Hey, boss, what are you talking about? This is my girlfriend's first time in Haikou. How did she meet you? And your way of striking up a conversation is too old-fashioned. Can you try something new?" Xu Jun deliberately pretended to be vicious and said sarcastically to Mrs. Long.
"This, this looks really familiar to me, like a friend I know. But for a moment, I couldn't remember which friend it was."
"Okay, okay, don't explain. I'm not dead yet. The person standing in front of you is her official boyfriend. You dare to molest my girlfriend in front of me. I think you deserve a slap! Look! . Look, if you look at me like crazy, I will beat you to death!" Xu Jun is now acting like a little hooligan. Yun Lan, who is watching on the side, secretly laughs. This guy's acting skills are really not outstanding, he can definitely win. He's such a great actor.
"Misunderstanding, brother, this is really a misunderstanding!" 'Long Tai' was frightened by Xu Jun's acting skills. She really thought that Yun Lan's boyfriend was jealous and angry, so she quickly explained: "I just saw this lady , I mistakenly thought he was a friend of mine, I¡¯m really sorry! Besides, look at our kind intentions, we are not the kind of third-rate people!"
"Go away! Look at your sly look, where is the slightest kindness? Do you think I don't know that you are deliberately chatting up my girlfriend? Let me tell you, I have seen people like you a lot, and you are not the first This will not be the last one, but this is the first time I have seen such an ugly and vulgar person like you!"
"Brother, what you said is a bit much!" After hearing Xu Jun's extremely sinister sarcasm, 'Mrs. Long' couldn't stand it anymore, especially when he saw more and more people watching around him. Gloomily, suppressing the anger in his heart, he said: "I just think your girlfriend looks like a friend of mine, so I asked one more question, are you so serious about it?"
Yun Lan also saw more and more people around, so she pulled Xu Jun's arm and signaled with her eyes that enough was enough, so that it wouldn't end by then.
Xu Jun was laughing proudly in his heart at this time. Seeing that "Long Tai" was so frustrated, let alone the pleasure in his heart, how could he be willing to??It ended like this, pretending not to see Yun Lan's hint, and continued: "I'm going online? You look at my girlfriend with such a vulgar look, I just said a few words to you, and you still feel wronged? Okay. Do you want to ask everyone to give us a review and see if it's you who is too wretched or me who has taken the lead?"
At this time, the onlookers basically understood what the quarrel between Xu Jun and 'Long Tai' was about. Seeing Yun Lan's devilish figure and almost flawless face, they basically felt I agree with Xu Jun's words, because few people don't take a second look after seeing Yun Lan.
It is normal for the hot-blooded young man in front of him to take a second look at the beautiful woman. Although those small eyes do look a bit vulgar, it is understandable. Of course, a necessary apology is still necessary, so some shop owners who knew "Long Tai" also helped "Long Tai" and said apologies.
Xu Jun felt funny and wanted to continue acting. But Yun Lan couldn't hold it anymore due to the gazes from around her. She angrily threw away Xu Jun's arm, stretched out her right hand to 'Long Tai', and said with a smile: ''Long Tai', I didn't expect it to take so long. I didn¡¯t even recognize my sister, so sad!¡±
Well? ¡®Long Tai¡¯ was stunned, and the surrounding onlookers were stunned!
This is how the same thing? The girlfriend of the angry young man just now reached out to another boy. Is there something hidden? At this moment, everyone's thoughts began to take on the wings of imagination like a wild horse that had escaped the reins.
But ¡®Long Tai¡¯ was different. After hearing Yun Lan¡¯s words, an idea seemed to flash in her mind, and she blurted out: ¡°Sister, you don¡¯t agree?¡± There was surprise and disbelief in her voice. ! ~!
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