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- Chapter 200: The Second Ugliest Wizard
"I wrote a novel called "Prison Break". It has been printed now. After the game against the Lakers on November 9, a press conference will be held."
"The publisher said that I need to perform well in the last four games, especially the game against the Lakers, and strive for four consecutive victories. This will expand the influence of the book I wrote, so that more people can read it. People come and buy this book.¡±
"I need everyone's help. I hope to win these four games. I need everyone to help me defeat Shaquille O'Neal, because this book is really important to me."
I gave an affectionate speech to a room full of people in the locker room. I can¡¯t do it alone. As long as everyone works together, we can win these four games.
"Do you have that talent? I doubt that your book will be sold!" Christian Leitner said with a wicked smile on his face:
"You're not the kind of person who works hard and has far-reaching goals. Especially for a guy like you who has such poor academic performance that no one even wants to go to college. You actually write a novel. There is definitely an inside story! Hurry up and tell the truth. Why write a novel?" Christian Leitner pointedly pointed out the weakness of my character.
"Am I that kind of person?" I retorted to Christian Leitner.
"I also find it strange. In my impression, Kwame has always been the image of a good boy. Whatever others ask him to do, he will do it hard. It is rare that he takes the initiative to do something. Tell me. When you wrote a novel, I was very surprised, and I also felt that something must have happened that could stimulate you!" Michael Jordan also began to dig deeper on one side.
"Yes! The Kwame Brown I know is really not the kind of person who dares to write novels!" Richard Hamilton also nodded.
"Kwame is the kind of person who will never poop unless pressed, but as long as you press, he will definitely poop for you. If no one presses him, he will probably be able to write a single word, let alone a novel. It's very difficult!" Larry Hughes directly used foul language to express his meaning.
"Tell me! What happened?"
"If you don't tell me, no one will help you!"
"If anything happens, my brothers will take care of it for you, but we also need to know what happened!"
¡°Tell me what¡¯s going on!¡±
"If you don't say anything, the brothers will try their best to let off the Lakers game!"
"Ouch! My leg is sprained. I can't go up today. Coach, I'm applying to be put on the injured list!"
"Ouch! I have a stomachache! I have diarrhea! Send me to the hospital quickly!"
When everyone saw that I kept silent, they all started to act like a bear. I was so angry that I clenched my teeth so hard that they made a loud banging sound.
"Tell me! I also want to know what's going on!" Doug Collins also helped.
I really had no other choice, so I sighed softly and said slowly:
"I went on a blind date in New York after special training this summer. The other party bet me that if I can write a book that sells 3 million copies, she will be my girlfriend. Obviously, she looks down on me and thinks I am No, but I want to give it a try, even though I¡¯m not ready to let her be my girlfriend"
"Ahem! I thought it was something! Why are you betting on a girl? How old are you?" Christian Leitner looked like it wasn't worth it.
"That's right! She's so big and you're so angry, but you don't even plan to chase her. Why are you so angry?" Richard Hamilton advised.
Michael Jordan stared at me for a full minute and suddenly said: "Is it Ivanka Trump?"
I nodded!
"Who?" Caron Butler, with pointed ears, shouted in surprise: "Is it the daughter of New York real estate tycoon Donald Trump? Is she the top student at Wharton Business School? Is she the cover girl of "17" magazine? ?¡±
Caron Butler¡¯s series of questions stunned everyone in the locker room!
"Ivanka Trump!" Brandon Haywood suddenly stood up from his stool and asked loudly: "The person you are going on a blind date with is Ivanka Trump!"
"You sent it!"
"You find a super rich woman!"
"Oh my god! That girl has been playing stocks since she was 6 years old. It is said that she is now worth hundreds of millions!"
"His father is still a super rich man!"
"Kwame! You are really lucky!"
"Why don't I have such a good life as Kwame!"
¡°I strongly despise Kwame Brown!¡±
"You must despise it! MD, he even let him touch such a good girl!"
"That's right! We can't help him! We must lose these games! We absolutely cannot win. If we win, my most lovely Ivanka Trump will be famous! I won't have a chance. "
"No way! Brandon, don't you have a girlfriend? Why do you still want to pursue Ivanka Trump?"
"Can't you think about it?"
There was a lot of chatter and chaos in the locker room, and I was speechless. Before I completely collapsed, Mr. Qiao stood up, signaled for silence, cleared his throat and said:
"Although Kwame Brown said that he is not ready to let Ivanka Trump be his girlfriend, it is obvious that in everyone's opinion, Ivanka Trump is still a good girl. If Kwame .If Brown really goes to someone else¡¯s house, he¡¯s already on a high level!¡±
"Why am I so high up?" I protested!
"Why are you so high-spirited? You kid, look for yourself in the mirror! You're just better than a prehistoric animal. Ivanka Trump is a real beauty" Christian Wright Nazai counterattacked.
Michael Jordan laughed on the side, smiling very happily. After Christian Laettner finished speaking, he continued:
"Although Kwame Brown feels relatively good about himself and thinks that he is also a handsome guy, it is undeniable that Kwame Brown ranks second in the ugliest list in our club, ha"
"Michael, who's number one?" Caron Butler asked.
"You don't even know this, the dog owned by Uncle Jimmy the concierge! Ha" Etan Thomas said with a smile.
There was another burst of laughter in the locker room.
"Since everyone knows that Kwame Brown's own conditions are really poor, brothers can't just watch Kwame Brown become a bachelor for the rest of his life, right?"
¡°Since Ivanka Trump has said that as long as this book sells 3 million, she will become Kwame Brown¡¯s wife, then great, everyone should work hard and win these games. Who cares about the Nets, Cavaliers, Timberwolves, and Lakers? For the sake of a happy life for us, the second ugliest Wizards, we will let them all kneel under our feet and tremble"
"For Kwame! Defeat the Nets!"
"For Kwame! Defeat the Nets!"
The crowd is excited!
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