On September 10, in several big cities in Somalia, the gates of Somali banks became busy early in the morning, and there were already long lines of people queuing to withdraw money.
There are Somali men, women, and children here, as well as Chinese people with yellow skin and dark eyes, and many white people with blond hair and blue eyes mixed in among them. .
¡°Perhaps we had expected this to happen, but the great Somali urban management army was assigned to go on duty at the bank gate before dawn.
Ducati is a gangster who used to live in Mogadishu, Somalia. Since the peaceful evolution, Ducati was among the first batch to choose to join the urban management brigade. After entering the urban management brigade, Ducati always felt that he was superior to others.
The days in the urban management brigade, except for the three-day military training every month, were all about relaxing patrols. After a long period of hard work, Ducati became a squad leader, and from then on he began to be in charge of two streets. .
"Stand in line! Everyone, line up for me! Don't you, a white man, understand what I'm saying? I'm telling you to stand still!" Ducati and his men yelled next to them. They already knew that these urban management brigades were powerful in Somalia. The people and the Chinese people from the overlord country who were responsible for urban management and law enforcement immediately lined up obediently.
'Pa' A team of several hundred people was managed by 7 subordinates. Ducati was a little overwhelmed. He saw a white man coming from a distance and walked into the team. He took money and talked to some black people nearby. Of course Ducati knew what the white man wanted to do. Let's go. I used to kick white people in the ass hard when they weren't looking.
"Everyone wants to be like you, I will become a decoration today!" After kicking the other person, Ducati pointed at the other person's nose with a baton and cursed.
"Why do you hit people! What mistake did I make? Why did you hit people? I want to sue your leader!" After being hit so hard for no reason, the white man turned around and immediately argued angrily to the black man in uniform.
¡°This white man is new here, I think he¡¯s out of luck!¡± A black man standing in line next to him muttered in a low voice after hearing what the white man said.
"Will the urban management council be reasonable with you? This is simply fantastic." A Chinese man standing in line shook his head and sighed when he saw this situation.
"Hit someone? Did I hit you? Did you see it with that eye? I now order you to line up for me at the back, or else I will ask you to leave!" Ducati was born as a gangster, so he is telling lies with his eyes open. His ability has long been perfected.
"You unqualified niggas, I'm going to sue you at the consulate. You have to know that your ancestors were our slaves hundreds of years ago, you pigs!" White people also have status in Europe. This time Of course I came to Somalia to make a fortune.
The white man finished. Just as they were feeling proud, didn't they know that at this moment, a black man in the queue took off his shirt, walked quietly behind the white man, and suddenly put the clothes on the white man's head. Then he punched the white man twice, and then kicked the white man to the ground with a flying kick.
"Damn you, pig, I told you to call me pig, let you scream!" Seeing this black man fighting so hard. Soon another black man joined them.
When Ducati saw this, he immediately stopped the black man who was hitting him and said, "Don't hit him! Hey!" Ducati said not to hit him, but Ducati kicked the white man's buttocks and thighs hard with his feet. .
After almost 2 minutes of beating, Ducati really pulled away from the black man who was beating him, and gave them a wink to return to the team. Pretend nothing happened.
"Sir, are you like this? It's okay! Do you want me to take you to the hospital?" Ducati took off the clothes on the white man's head and asked pretending to be very concerned.
"AhohI have to go to the hospital. It hurts so much, I want to sue you!" The white man lay on the ground and kept moaning.
Soon the hospital car came and took the white man to the hospital. As for what the white people want to do later, it's none of their business.
"Line up! Everyone, line up for me! Do you hear me!" After finishing the white man, Ducati started pointing with his baton again.
With the white man¡¯s painful salute, everyone now lined up obediently.
From 5 o'clock on duty to 8 o'clock, Ducati and everyone in line saw bank staff dressed neatly running to work one after another.
As soon as the time reached 9 o'clock, the bank's security guard opened the glass door to let the people in line enter.
"Stop! Everyone line up, go in one by one, and go out one by one! The rest of the people will wait for me at the door!" Ducati saw that the crowd had a tendency to charge into the bank, so he stood at the door of the bank with his men. Block the door.
Once Ducati intercepts the flow in the bank, things will get much better. There are 12 processing windows in the bank, and Ducati will let 12 people in. After each one is processed, Ducati will put one in.
After waiting in line for a long time, the black woman walked into the bank counter carrying a small bag, immediately took out her ID card and handed it to the counter staff, and then took out several types of banknotes from the small bag.
There are US dollars, euros, RMB, and some weird currencies inside. Fortunately, with previous training, the bank staff were not too surprised.
Taking the banknotes from the hands of the black woman, the lady at the counter first counted the three currencies: U.S. dollars, euros, and RMB, and then counted the other currencies according to the international exchange rate.
"Miss, you can get 3,560 Somali dollars for Euros, U.S. dollars, and RMB, excluding the 1% exchange tax. As for the Ethiopian currency in your hand, it cannot be exchanged. At the same time, the Kenyan currency in your hand cannot be exchanged!" The lady at the counter explained in detail to the black woman.
"Uh! Got it, I won't accept these currencies next time I sell something, and now I have become a concubine!" It is very common in African countries for the currency to become waste paper, so in the past, most bosses in African countries liked to use US dollars as their surnames. , instead of using the currency of one's own country, such as the RMB, an international currency.
¡°Miss, are you sure you want to exchange?¡± the bank staff at the counter asked again.
"Exchange! Exchange it for me one Li Shimin, two Genghis Khan, two Zhu Yuanzhang, and exchange the rest into silver coins and copper coins!" The gold coins of large denominations are used for deposits, and the gold coins of small denominations are used for business.
After a while, the woman carefully held a small cloth bag in one hand and randomly grabbed a handful of unknown currency in the other hand and walked out of the bank hall.
After an arduous queue, the first white man finally came to the bank counter. The white man took out his bank card and personal documents and handed them over.
The lady at the counter took a look at the white man's ID and asked: "Sir, how many Somali dollars do you want to exchange?"
¡°I have 500,000 euros in my card, and I want to exchange 500,000 euros for Somali gold coins!¡± If you want to exchange it, exchange it together. The white man has already thought of it.
After typing on the computer for a while, the bank counter staff looked at the numbers displayed on the computer and said: "For 500,000 euros, minus the 1% exchange tax, you can still get 3.3 million, 580 yuan in Somali currency."
¡°Then exchange it for me into 330 Qin Shihuang coins! Convert the rest into small change for me!¡± Each of the 330 Qin Shihuang white people brought back to Europe will earn 200,000 euros after deducting the cost.
"Sir, please enter your password!" The lady at the counter easily swiped her card and the white man entered his password.
After entering the password, the white man quickly got 6 paper tubes, each of which was marked with the word 50. Then there were 30 Qin Shi Huang and some small coins in the white man's hands. The white man casually put the gold coins into his bag. , then picked up the certificate and left.
Like this white man, most white people exchanged gold coins and started running towards the airport. At this time, they all took the fastest flight to leave Somalia and return to their own country.
What these people don¡¯t know is that the international gold futures market opened as soon as they took the lead. The futures market was attacked from unknown sources. The transaction price of gold futures plummeted by 20% that day, causing many futures traders to lose a lot of money.
Those who originally expected to earn 7080% of the gold coin exchange were immediately hit by the news that the futures market plummeted and the price of gold weakened as soon as they returned to their countries.
Although this is the case, it still allows most businessmen to earn 30% to 50% profit. With the first batch of businessmen making money, the second batch of businessmen flying to Somalia are even more. What they don¡¯t know at this time is that the United States The top ten families have already adopted corresponding plans for Somali gold coins.
For a business like this that does not lose money, even if it loses money, it will only lose 1% of the exchange fee. If it makes money, it will be dozens of percent. This makes many businessmen with keen international information rush into Somalia like hungry wolves attacking sheep. .
With the craziness of the redemption going on for a week, Somali banks have redeemed 8.35 trillion Somali gold coins. As Somalia frantically spits out gold coins, the price of gold futures in the international market continues to fall.
Affected by the reaction of the fall in gold prices, the US dollar, RMB, and Euro began to depreciate, while the Somali gold coin began to appreciate in the opposite direction. In one week, the Somali gold coin appreciated from the original 1:1.5 RMB to 1:1.65 RMB.
The more Somali gold coins appreciated, the influence of Somali gold coins expanded rapidly. For a time, Somali gold coins became a hot topic around the world. At the same time, the exchange craze for Somali gold coins started again and again. The first one to make big moves was Russia, which starved to death. All the country's U.S. dollar foreign exchange reserves were converted into Somali gold coins and flown back to the country by plane.
¡°Following in the footsteps of Russia is China, the largest creditor of the United States. China exchanged US$200 billion for Somalia without notifying the United States. The actions of the two major countries caused a vicious depreciation of the US dollar.
Although the United States can still control the situation, the United States is extremely unhappy with Russia and China at this time.
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