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Text no, 271 A parody chapter in confusion

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    a confused spoof chapter

    "Living with full of hope doesn't count as ability, living with a single wish to die is considered perverted" Huang Junming looked at the beauty in front of him and secretly wandered.

    Princess Qianjin is naturally the one who is full of joy, but the one who wants to die is Huang Junming, a well-dressed Taoist.

    "Huang Junming!" Princess Qianjin was probably the first person in the entire Tang Dynasty to call out Huang Junming's name.  "Don't worry, I'm not here to pester you today. But I have a question to ask you!"

    "What's the problem?" Huang Junming was startled at first and took a few steps back, as if he was about to be insulted.  It was as if the current princess had turned into a whip queen, forcing Huang Junming into the corner.

    "You also know that I don't have a man in my jade girl world. So there are a lot of things I don't understand. I just want to ask you. Why do men always cheat?" Princess Qianjin seemed not to notice Huang Junming's flinching expression, and said in diameter.  .

    When Huang Junming heard this, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.  I thought it was something.  "Actuallyit's not just men who can cheat. Women can cheat too!" Huang Junming said unabashedly as soon as his mind relaxed.  Completely ignoring the identity of the person standing in front of him.

    "What?! Impossible! How could we women cheat?!" Princess Qianjin was in disbelief. She opened her eyes wide and waved her fist at Huang Junming. She had the urge to drop her fist if Huang Junming couldn't explain it clearly.  .

    You must know that in Princess Qianjin¡¯s view of beautiful women, except for Princess Qianjin¡¯s personal maid Xue¡¯er, the rest are all bitter lovers.  All of them have emotional problems of one kind or another, and they have been in contact with them for a long time.  Princess Qianjin naturally feels that only men can cheat, and women are the ones who are stronger than gold, insist on love, and then shed tears after being dumped.

    Looking back at Huang Junming, he saw the pink fist raised by Princess Qianjin.  He swallowed secretly.  For this Taoist nun who is a princess.  Huang Junming really couldn't let her punch him twice. Firstly, it wouldn't sound good if he said it out loud. Secondly, he couldn't fight back.  It's so frustrating.  However, Huang Junming was quite disdainful of the idea of ????the Qianjin Princess. You didn't see a princess from the Tang Dynasty sleeping with a monk on the bed.  But he asked his husband to guard the door.  Don't you see that a certain female talent has changed her palace clothes into Taoist uniforms.  Then, in front of the statue of Sanqing, under the incense of respect for the gods, I played one piston movement after another with the talented people who "came here because of their fame".

    Huang Junming can cite dozens of examples like this, but these things have not happened yet. If you want to "divide" on this matter.  You may not know how much criticism you will receive in the next few decades or hundreds of years.  However, although Huang Junming wanted to give an example of this kind of thing before Tang Dynasty, he really couldn't open his mouth at this time.  There is no way who made a certain princess too famous?

    "Hey! Master Huang Daxian! What are you thinking about? Tell me quickly!" Princess Qianjin saw that Huang Junming was a little dazed, so she quickly urged impatiently.

    "Well, women can also cheat! Most of them, aren't they just for money for for?" Huang Junming's voice became weaker and weaker. He couldn't make a woman stare at these things.  It's hard to explain clearly.

    "For what? Can you explain it clearly?" Princess Qianjin asked forcefully.

    "Hey! Let's be honest! Women cheat because of their heartbeat! So, do you understand?" Huang Junming was a little panicked, so he summed up casually and dumped the daughter.

    "Heartbeat?" Princess Qianjin was a little confused about this answer.  It seems to be a more appropriate answer.  But I always felt it was a bit too insightful.  It's so incisive that it seems a bit unbelievable.  However, Princess Qianjin was not the one to get to the bottom of this issue and continued to ask Huang Junming.  "Then tell me, why did you men cheat on you?"

    What else could it be for!  Huang Junming didn't even think about this problem. Although Huang Junming had no thoughts of starting a family or starting a career in the Tang Dynasty, and he had no intention of getting involved in sex, this man still understood men best.  "Do you really want to know?" Huang Junming asked Princess Qianjin.  But she didn't wait for Princess Qianjin to reply.  Then he continued: "In fact, the reason why you women cheat is the same. Women cheat because of their heartbeat, and men cheat because of their new holes!"

    ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I can still understand a little bit about whether a woman cheats on her because of her heartbeat.  After all, after her husband died, she had a crush on Huang Junming and pursued her relentlessly.  But this man cheated on her "heartbeat".  Princess Qianjin always felt that there was a flaw in Huang Junming's words.

    "Humph! Those who cheat are not good people!" Princess Qianjin said angrily.

    "Princess, you came to my Heavenly Palace this early in the morning, didn't you just come to ask Pindao about cheating or not?"?" Huang Junming suddenly said seriously.

    Speaking of this, Princess Qianjin¡¯s expression changed slightly, and she said slightly coquettishly: ¡°Second brother said that my father has been in poor health recently and asked me to return to the palace to spend more time with my father.¡±

    After Huang Junming heard this, he cursed Li Shimin in his heart. Hey, didn't this guy say that his father was not in good health half a year ago? He misses these children so much and wants Princess Qianjin to return to the palace?  Why has it been half a year?  Princess Qianjin is thinking of going back now?  I wonder if it¡¯s because Li Shimin is inefficient?  Or is it that Li Laoer, who is now the emperor, is inefficient?

    Although he thought so, Huang Junming still said: "It's okay to go back. The Emperor really needs someone to accompany him. Otherwise, I'm afraid he won't be able to survive for a few years."

    "What?!" Princess Qianjin was a little surprised when she heard Huang Junming's words.  Regarding Huang Junming's prophecy, there was no one in the entire Tang Dynasty, especially the royal family, who didn't believe it. Now that she heard about her father's life limit, why didn't she feel anxious?  "Huang Junming! Do you believe that I told the second brother that you cursed the Supreme Emperor and asked the second brother to drag you to the market and chop you up!?"

    "Actually, I think, princess, you have lived at the foot of Pindao Mountain for such a long time. It's time to go back and see the Emperor. After all, apart from the two infants, the Emperor's children are still in Chang'an.  Yes, there are only you and His Majesty. You should also understand His Majesty. After that incident, the Supreme Emperor must have had some distance from His Majesty. So at this time, what the Supreme Emperor needs most is you!" Huang Junming  It's rare to have a calm word with Princess Qianjin.  But it sounds like that's the case.

    "It's just, what did you mean when you just said that my father has only been gone for a few years?" Princess Qianjin's voice trembled slightly.  Although a few years ago, there was still a trace of resentment towards his father, Comrade Li Yuan, the Supreme Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, but after so long, he was also his father after all, and family affection could always cover up many things.

    "What do you think?" Huang Junming did not give Princess Qianjin a definite answer, but the meaning of these words was self-evident.

    "Thenthenwhat should I do?" After all, Princess Qianjin is still a girl in her mind. When something big happens, she gets confused.

    "Go back. The Emperor's illness lies in his heart. If you can eliminate or alleviate the Emperor's illness, then what I just said will not count." Huang Junming knew the cause of Li Yuan's death, and he absolutely dared to do this.  Guaranteed.

    "But" Princess Qianjin's words were a bit noisy.

    "There's nothing wrong with it, go back." Huang Junming turned around and showed a nonchalant body language, and continued: "Two years ago, you came to the foot of this mountain and established your own Taoist temple. But now you have to temporarily  Give up every plant, tree, person and scene you have come into contact with in the past two years. Because no matter who you are, one day time will wear away all the temper and smooth away all the edges. Then find a downhill slope and go on your own.  Get out"

    "you!"

    "Come down the mountain!" Huang Junming finally dissuaded Xinan is so sleepy that he can't write the main text. It's okay to write this kind of messy and relaxed text. It's a change of taste for everyone. Also, friends,  Xinan knew that he was doing nothing all day long and was wrong about exposing the two upright people, but everyone should leave a message when reading, right?  Otherwise, every day, Southwest would have the illusion that it is using the starting point of the stand-alone version.  In addition to every time after finishing writing, the NPC Qidian regularly posts a book review "xx has published a chapter of xxx, everyone come to xxxx!"

    How many book review sections are there to say something, dear friends?  Kneel down and beg, thank you.  Firstly, I admire male readers, and secondly, I admire female readers.

    The Tang Dynasty sent troops to attack the Liang division capital

    In April of the second year of Zhenguan (628 AD), the Khitan chief led his tribe to surrender to the Tang Dynasty.  Jieli sent an envoy to Tang Dynasty to request that Liang Shidu be exchanged for Khitan, but Tang Taizong refused.  Taizong knew that the Turkic state was in chaos and was unable to protect Liang Shidu, so he issued an edict to surrender Liang Shidu, but Liang Shidu refused.  Taizong then sent Xiazhou Governor Shi Liumin and Sima Liu Lancheng to try to make Liang Shidu surrender.  Liu Min and others repeatedly sent small groups of cavalry to trample the crops of Liang Shidu, and sent people to Liang Shidu to carry out counterintuitive tactics, which made Liang Shidu's emperor and ministers guess each other, and many people surrendered to the Tang Dynasty.  The famous general Li Zhengbao and others in Liang Shidu plotted to capture Shidu, but the incident was revealed and Zhengbao and others were forced to surrender to the Tang Dynasty.  Seeing that the time had come, Liu Min asked Taizong for troops. Taizong immediately sent General Chai Shao of the right guard and Xue Wanjun, the young eunuch of the palace, to attack the capital. He also sent Liu Min to defend the east city of Shuofang and attack the capital of Liang.  The division was first defeated by Liu Lancheng; the Turks came to rescue, but were defeated by Chai Shao and immediately surrounded Shuofang.  When the city ran out of food, Liang Luoren, Shidu's cousin, killed Shidu and sent Shuofang to surrender to the Tang Dynasty.  In the Tang Dynasty, Xiazhou was established in Shuofang.  !  ~!

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