Women are all irrational, and the more beautiful the woman, the more so
Bai Mudan finally made a trip to the earth, and the first man she met was the White Dragon Demon Emperor Ao Xin. To use a phrase from the play, it was like a thousand-mile marriage was held together by a thread. Meeting her beloved under the red maple leaves, to use a more vulgar term. Said, that is also the beauty of a wolf, the love of a wolf, the love of a concubine Bai Mudan saw a handsome young man receiving his maple leaf from a distance, and said that it was a prophecy, and he asked her to write a poem in the maple leaf, "Send a message to intercept people" That's right. Not only did that person have a great appearance, but he also had an extraordinary temperament. He was also lucky enough to see Maple Leaf being weird, and he even left a message and threw it out How romantic and ticklish ?br />
The words left behind were extremely vulgar. Those words were clearly referring to the aunt in spring. Although Ao Xin was right, the Bai Mudan who could use this word must be a yun But women in the world just don't speak like this. That makes sense! In Bai Mudan's mind, Ao Xin's image of a handsome young boy collapsed and turned into a heinous bastard
Bai Mudan turned into a breeze and went away, deciding to teach that boy a little 'lesson'
No matter what, Ao Xin is also a man of the hour now. With his reputation as one of the top ten demon emperors, plus the fact that he just snatched the weapons of the Yellow Eyebrow Buddha and the Garland God General, combined with his always heroic and heroic demeanor, and surrounded by beautiful women like flowers, it is really easy to find out. Soon, Bai Mudan found out his name.
This 'bastard' himself is extremely powerful, and Bai Mudan is unsure of how to deal with him. In addition, he has three stronger brothers and sisters, as well as a bunch of brothers. If he offends him alone, he will have to face at least seven people for revenge. Bai Mudan himself She wanted to knock on the door directly, but once she tried to do so, her story would probably be left behind for future generations:
"In the past, the Peony Fairy came down to earth under the throne of the Queen Mother, and happened to meet the White Dragon Great Sage, one of the eight sworn sages of the Huaguo Mountain. He was lustful and fierce, and when he saw the appearance of the Peony Fairy, he actually had evil thoughts and invited the sworn brothers to join forces to put pressure on him. , Bai Mudan and her friends rose up to resist, and staged scenes of tragic events'
No, absolutely not, this script is really bad! Although Bai Mudan is supported by Yaochi Golden Mother, she can't stand up to the Tongtian Saint behind Bull Demon King! Bai Mudan also has seven sisters, making her a total of eight, one more than the current Ao Xin brothers, but
How can we avenge the molestation without making the matter worse? Bai Mudan sat on a big rock and thought hard for a long time. Suddenly, her eyes lit up and a little woman's cunningness escaped from the corner of her mouth, and she gave a light high-five: "That's it!"
The saints of Ao Xin defeated the powerful Buddhists in a row. The fierce flames were so fierce that ordinary people did not dare to wipe their edges. Although the phoenix treasure was about to appear, the brothers were not as trembling as others. Anyway, there was nothing to steal at home. A few people Taking a few key relatives, friends and subordinates with them, they each left to Luoyang City to arrange their arrangements.
From a distance, Bai Mudan saw the seven people leaving, and then she smiled and appeared looming from the corner in the distance. It was obvious that she had not found a satisfactory body to attach herself to maybe, it was intentional?
Without the seven great sages at home, the defenses in this house were immediately relaxed. As long as they didn't break into the alchemy room, secret practice room and other places, it was quite easy to come and go here. Bai Mudan walked through the door and walked straight to the kitchen. , the journey was smooth and no one noticed
In the kitchen, Xingxian is brewing medicine. Among the eight friends of Linmu, she, Dangui girl and Wintersweet girl are the best at herbal medicine. Ao Xin doesn't think much of it, but Zhu Yaner, who has practiced Muhuang Gong, has the best skills. But it is very much needed, so I have borrowed a few people and some other banshees who have done some research in this field.
Xingxian is boiling medicine, and her face is covered with dust. She has almond-shaped eyes and peach cheeks, bulging front and back, and is dressed in an apricot red robe. She is squatting and blowing fire. Her buttocks are sharply curved. Her whole figure looks like a ruby ??gourd, which is extremely beautiful. , she can be regarded as a beautiful succubus. Even if her face is covered in smoke and dust, she can't hide the brilliance of her pearls.
"Ghosts can scare people to death, and ghosts can scare monsters to death!" Xingxian blew some evil spirit into the stove to keep the flame burning, and then stood up. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he suddenly saw a figure standing behind him, and he was suddenly frightened!
This 'female ghost' has a figure that is half virtual and half real. Her height is similar to hers, but her beauty is a bit better than hers. The beauty of Peony's 'Oiran' is naturally not comparable to that of Xinghua, not to mention that Bai Mudan is a Taoist fairy. This kind of fairy spirit is far more charming than her, and her body shape is also excellent. If you add one point, you will be longer, if you lose one point, you will be shorter. Her appearance and bearing have a kind of elegance that cannot be concealed.
"Who are you?" Xingxian wiped her face, saying that she didn't believe anything that such a beautiful woman in front of her was an evil person Then her body trembled, and her dark color became frightened! Fairy Peony stretched out her hand towards her, and her blood froze and she couldn't move!
"You have the aura of a wood spirit, you are charming, and you are good at cooking. Compared to you, you are that bastard's ambiguous lover Zhu Yan'er, right? That bastard is really romantic. He took a few with him when he went out, and there are still a few at home " His tone didn't sound like he wanted to make enemies, Xingxian?I was slightly relieved, but then I wanted to say that it was wrong, I am not Sister Zhu Yaner
How could Bai Mudan give her a chance to explain? He smiled again: "It just so happens that I am also using the Wood Spirit Technique, so I will lend you my body to use!" After saying that, he opened his hand and hit Xingxian, and then he sank into her body!
Xingxian's aura suddenly surged, from a mere fish to a giant whale-like existence. The soot on his face immediately disappeared, and his little face became clean. Although he still looked like Xingxian, he lacked some of Xingxian's agility. , a lot more glory
"Sister, you?" Suddenly a voice came from the door. The golden-nosed white-haired mouse looked at Xingxian in surprise. Five hundred years later, she would be the famous Half Guanyin. Regardless of other abilities, her ability to escape was extremely strong. But now she is just a miscellaneous fish. Apart from her commendable appearance, she has no special abilities. She and Xingxian, who is also a miscellaneous fish, have something in common. I heard that Xingxian is brewing medicine here, so she came to chat with her friends out of boredom. However, when she saw her 'friend', she was shocked. They had the same appearance, but why did they give her different feelings? There is another reason why she likes to play with Xingxian. Among the beautiful fairies under the White Dragon Demon Emperor, Xingxian is the only one whose status is slightly lower than hers and whose beauty is slightly less beautiful than her woman!
But when she saw the ¡®Xingxian¡¯ today, she felt inexplicably ashamed of herself!
"Born to be charming, you are almost perfect. Although you have taken a wrong path, the three thousand roads lead to the same goal. I can't say that the path you are taking is wrong. There is a female demon Hu Yue'e under the command of the White Dragon Demon Emperor, who is the sister of the jade-faced fox in Moyundong. , it must be you, right? Catching one is also arresting, and catching two is also arresting. That Bailong Aoxin has been frivolous with me a few days ago, I will repay him, kidnap his two beloved women, and let him know my name !¡± Fairy Peony pointed at the golden-nosed white-haired mouse again, and the golden-nosed white-haired mouse couldn¡¯t move either¡
The soul of the Apricot Immortal who was imprisoned in the body of the Apricot Immortal, and the Jade Rat Spirit who is now unable to move, both feel bitter in their hearts. What kind of gods and Buddhas has the Demon Emperor offended? The other party came to take revenge The problem is, the other party seemed to have made a mistake!
If Bai Mudan has time to check, she will definitely find that she has arrested the wrong person. However, if someone comes to disturb her, it will be different. After all, she does not have the divine eyes of Erlang Zhenjun, nor the piercing eyes of Monkey Sun. She can only score points based on her breath. , already very valuable, after all, she did not expect that Ao Xin would have so many beautiful banshees under his command
Just as he was about to check whether he had caught the wrong person, there was a sound of stomping, and more than ten demon generals under Ao Xin appeared, led by Guzhi Gong and Wu Shu.
"Huh? Just now we sensed that there are mana fluctuations hereyou guys" Duke Guzhi also said that there was a thief, but at a glance, the two women were from the same family, is there nothing strange? But the new Jade Rat Spirit was a little too much. She was the second batch of generals to take refuge with the White Dragon Demon Emperor, and she actually turned her back to him
Just when Mr. Guzhi was about to say something, Bai Mudan pointed at him, and suddenly he couldn't move!
"Who are you!" Five Rats were alert. They immediately shouted, and the four of them rushed forward. Bai Mudan just sneered. What's the use of these eighteen hundred soldiers and crabs? She pointed again, and a vine emerged from the ground, tying up the four of them.
Suddenly, Bai Mudan realized something was wrong. Where is the other one? Then she saw a flash of golden light not far away. The golden-haired rat among the five rats had used the golden light technique to escape and reported the news. In fact, she could catch up with him after escaping, but she was not here to wash these miscellaneous fish with blood. Yes, after thinking about it, he simply shook his finger, and the five ugly men who were controlled fell to the ground at the same time
"Who are you and what is your purpose!" Mr. Guzhi is really lonely. After seeing Bai Mudan's methods, the other four rats were thinking about how to outwit them, but he actually dared to scold people
Bai Mudan smiled faintly: "Your master is teasing me. I am no match for him. I can only vent his anger on you. These two girls can serve me for a while. As for my name remember it, I am Guanghan." Immortal!" After all, Bai Mudan has not yet fallen into the third love tribulation, and there is no depression in her body. She just ran out of the medicine garden. She was relatively excited and happy. The girl was also thoughtful. Guzhigong asked her name, and she thought about it. Thinking about it, I found that I only didn¡¯t have a good eye with the Fairy Chang¡¯e of Guanghan. I had no choice but to do it. I was so popular that if I wanted to frame others, I had no one to choose from. I could only choose this
The five Guzhi Gongs naturally know who Fairy Guanghan is. She is the most beautiful fairy in the world in the eyes of many people This is not the point. The point is that there are rumors that the Jade Emperor has actually regarded her as a forbidden love His master Why did you tease her? this is too scary!
Several people suddenly broke out in cold sweat. When they looked up again, the two women were no longer in sight