"Xiaosi, bring me my war horse quickly!" Zhang Yang shouted to Xiaosi before they reached the city wall.
As Zhang Yang's roar reached Astew Harper's ears, Astew Harper's angry mood finally became a little better, just like pulling away the clouds and seeing the blue sky, finally having what he wanted. The desired goal has taken a step forward, and my mood is surging.
When Zhang Yang came to the Xiaoguan city wall, after hearing Zhang Yang's shout early in the morning, he immediately moved Zhang Yangduo's mount. Xiao Si was already waiting for Zhang Yang's money at the Xiaoguan gate. Come on, Xiaosi is very familiar with his young master's temper.
"As soon as Xiaosi saw Zhang Yang arriving, he quickly led Zhang Yang's horse to Zhang Yang's side, flattered his young master and said:
"Master, your mount has been brought to you by Xiaosi. Master, your mount has been carefully taken care of by Xiaosi. It is now fat and strong and full of energy. You can just ride it with confidence. It will never be lost." It hurt your face, young master!
Now, Master, please get on the horse. Xiaosi wishes Master that you will succeed immediately and chop down the Turkic bastard opposite who insulted Young Madam. Let those Turkic bastards know that Master, you are not someone to be trifled with. Let them see you in the future. The young master took a detour.
But having said that, I really admire you, Master!
Just now that Turkic bastard actually insulted the young master, you and the young madam. When I heard about the young master, I became furious. I wanted to go out and tear his mouth to pieces, make him chew his tongue and spit feces from his mouth. He has no education at all. He is worthy of being a young man. A civilized Turkic barbarian, even I am unhappy with him!
I didn¡¯t expect you, young master, to be able to talk and laugh freely. Young Master, I will never be able to learn this kind of recuperation and calmness you have, Master.
"But the young master is just a Turkic barbarian general. Young master, you are needed to fight there." Isn't this overkill?
Astew Harper is a nobody, I don't even take him seriously. With his little martial arts skills, I am sure that Xiaosi will be killed with three moves or something, let alone you, a wise and martial young master. Come on, young master, you just went up to kill the chicken with a savage knife. What a waste! "
Zhang Yang looked at Xiaosi in front of him and really wanted to give him a slap. Xiaosi, who was so honest together, went there. This military camp is really talented. He has only been in the army for more than a month, and he has turned himself into an honest and responsible book boy, Xiaosi. Now he is like the stableman Xiaosi who flatters him all day long when he has nothing to do.
This is something I never thought of before joining the army. If I had known that Xiaosi had undergone such a big change in such a short period of time after joining the army, I would never have let him join the army with me. He will definitely stay in the Chang'an City mansion.
I took him to join the army at that time. It's just a plan to surround yourself with someone who understands your living habits and serves you.
????????? In addition to Xiaosi¡¯s pleading, he also wanted Xiaosi to see the world and open his eyes. Under the change, his somewhat timid and fearful character has changed. You know, this is not easy to learn. He is a quick learner, and in just one month, he is completely bad at learning, and he is far away from his desired goal!
Fortunately, although this Xiaosi has now learned how to flatter others, his loyalty to himself has not changed at all. He is still so loyal, and his martial arts has also improved a lot under the training of Yu Yu in the army. He has reached the point where he is qualified to serve as a commander in the army.
This makes me feel quite gratified. After all, only the improvement of one's own strength is always one's own, and other external forces may be lost. If one only relies on the improvement of external forces to improve strength, then sooner or later there will be One day, everything will be lost due to external forces.
"However, Xiao Si's current smooth talk has indeed added a lot of fun to Zhang Yang's daily life, but necessary beatings are still needed.
"Since you have said so, Xiaosi, then Master, I will give you this opportunity to make a great contribution. Come on, Xiaosi, go and bring your war horse and ride on it. Master, let you go and fight with the Turkic barbarian general you call , unknown player Astew Harper singled.
Master, I don¡¯t want you to kill him on horseback with three moves. As long as you win a duel with him, Master, I will reward you heavily. How about I keep you as brigade commander? Xiaosi, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, aren¡¯t you? Have you been complaining that the young master doesn¡¯t give you a chance to make achievements?
Now, young master, I will give you the opportunity. Just as I said to you, if I kill just a nobody, it won¡¯t be a big achievement. But you are different. You are just my relative now. Guard, and this Asdeu Harper is a thousand-man general of the Turks. As long as you win, your achievements will be enough for you to become the brigade commander. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Xiaosi, don¡¯t miss it!
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I have made the decision for you to fight Astew Harper for me. You have already said that you are sure to kill him with three moves or something like that.?Then defeating him is definitely a piece of cake. Now that the young master is here, I will hold the battle for you, so you can go ahead with peace of mind! "
As soon as Zhang Yang¡¯s words came out. Xiao Si's face immediately changed drastically, turning into the color of pig liver, and he looked so embarrassed!
This made Qin Liyan, Yue Zheng Junxiong, Yu Wen Ruihao, Zhuge Haoqiong and others who had just organized their troops and planned to leave the city with Zhang Yang immediately felt very funny after hearing the conversation between Zhang Yang and Xiao Si just now. These two masters and servants are so interesting and so much fun.
Du Gou, Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong, Hou Zanjun, Qin Huaiyu, Cheng Huaimo, Yuchi Baolin and others who were closer to Zhang Yang than the fourth child laughed unscrupulously. Anyway, their relationship with Zhang Yang Jin, there are many formal generals, so you don¡¯t have to worry too much.
"That's right! Xiaosi, look at how well your young master treats you. He has given you such a great opportunity to make meritorious deeds. Why don't you thank your young master? Then go and prepare to tell the story about Astew Harper. Let the Turkic barbarians know the power of our Tang army in a duel.
You see how envious and jealous I am towards you now. I wanted this opportunity but I didn¡¯t even get it, but you got it. I am so envious and jealous of you!
¡°Now, Xiaosi, I¡¯m just waiting for you to come back from killing the Turkic barbarian general Asdeu Harper. When the time comes, a few of us will hold a banquet to celebrate for you. You see how interesting we are, and we young masters will celebrate this for you. That's rare in the world. You must remember to be promoted to a higher position in the future. Remember our good deeds! "
As soon as I heard this, I knew it was Cheng Huaimo who said it. Because among this group of young masters, only Cheng Huaimo, a fool, can say such a thing. It is a family inheritance. Old Cheng is like this, and Xiao Cheng is like this. This can only prove more clearly that Cheng Huaimo is a descendant of the old Cheng family.
Of course, only if these words came from Cheng Huaimo's mouth would it not be so offensive and surprising.
The two biggest losers in the Tang Dynasty were Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde, but relatively speaking, due to Yuchi Baolin's rebellion. Generally among the juniors, Cheng Huaimo is generally recognized as the most arrogant person, and brothers Yuchi and Baolin are ranked second.
And when Cheng Huaimo said these words, Xiaosi felt even more embarrassed because he said such big words. But if you can't do it, then you are bragging!
Fortunately, the current Xiaosi, after this month's military training, other gains, although not small, are still far behind his face, otherwise he would not blatantly flatter Zhang Yang. You are flattering Zhang Yang.
This shameless person cannot do such a thing. In front of so many people, he flatters his young master, which is a lot of ordinary shameless people!
"Ouch. Ouch! Master, my stomach hurts. Please wait for me for a while. I will go out and come back after a while. Master, you must be waiting for me!"
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I will definitely catch it, just wait for me. This is a great opportunity for my little four to make a name for himself!
It's a pity that my stomach is not up to par. It doesn't hurt at other times, but it hurts at this time. Ouch, it hurts me so much. I really can't help it. But Master, you must wait for me. I will go and give you a favor. It won't take much. The time is only two-quarters of an hour at most. You have to wait for me to come out and teach that Turkic barbarian Asdeu Harper a lesson. I want to let the Turkic barbarians know how powerful my junior is in martial arts"
Zhang Yang saw that Xiao Si, who was standing there holding the horse for him, was a good boy. After Cheng Huaimo finished speaking, Xiao Si's face suddenly changed. His cheeks quickly turned red. He covered his stomach with both hands and squatted on the ground. Already.
He was startled. Just when Zhang Yang was about to jump off his horse and go to care about Xiaosi and ask him what was wrong, Xiaosi had already stood up and ran to the toilet. However, Xiaosi's side While running, he said what he just said.
And by the time Xiao Si said, "The barbarians know how powerful my Xiao Si's martial arts are", he was about to escape the sight of Zhang Yang and others.
It wasn't until this moment that Zhang Yang and others realized that Xiao Si was covering his stomach and squatting on the ground just now, pretending to have a stomachache and using the 'Shit Escape'. This made everyone laugh. After everyone reacted, they immediately Laughed like thunder.
"Hahaha, this Xiaosi really has his talent. This is so funny. It makes me laugh to death! Why didn't I realize that he has such a talent before?"
Cheng Huaimo, who had always felt that he had the thickest skin among these people, was dumbfounded after seeing Xiaosi's performance, but after coming back to his senses, he was the one who laughed the hardest, and he directly laughed and helped him. Holding his own weapon, he squatted on the ground and laughed wildly.
"I can't do it, it's so funny, hahaha! I'm going to die laughing, I really can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts so much, it hurts so much, hahaha!"
And Yuchi Baolin, who was next to Cheng Huaimo, was not much better.Cheng Huaimo and Cheng Huaimo were just like brothers. Cheng Huaimo held his weapon and was ecstatic. He was even more straightforward and squatted on the ground, hugging his belly and laughing. While laughing, he patted his side wildly with his hands. soil of.
"On the other side, Du Gou, Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong, Hou Zanjun, Qin Huaiyu and others were only a little better than them, and they also laughed ridiculously.
Hou Zanjun and Qin Huaiyu were laughing there, not to mention that they were hunched over. In order not to fall down, they both put their hands on each other's shoulders, supporting each other and laughing wildly; while Du Gou, Fang Yizhi, and Changsun Chong acted as Literary men are still more polite than Hou Zanjun, Qin Huaiyu, Cheng Huaimo, Yuchi Baolin and others. Although the three of them laughed wildly, they maintained the basic demeanor of the literary men, as if they were holding a pipa and half-hiding their faces, blocking their laughter with their hands. Q.
Is this just something you can cover up by covering your mouth with your hands? This is nothing more than an attempt to deceive oneself and deceive others.
Just by the way you laugh and the changes in your facial muscles, you can tell how powerful you are laughing.
But Hou Zanjun, Qin Huaiyu, Cheng Huaimo, Yuchi Baolin, Du Gou, Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong and others actually smiled more quietly. The surrounding captains and soldiers were even more happy. Very happy.
As a soldier, you don¡¯t have so many scruples. You can laugh when you want to laugh and cry when you want to cry. This is the true temperament of a soldier.
This time it was completely revealed. One or two of the little virtuoso looked a little bit like the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty. They were all standing swaying, holding weapons, holding horses, supporting each other, sitting on the ground, and some even Go hug the horse's legs and laugh wildly there.
This makes Zhang Yang feel quite helpless. He has no choice but to let the flowers fall!
Because he himself was laughing there, but at the same time he was also very upset about Xiao Si¡¯s behavior.
"Xiaosi, if you say you don't have this ability, don't brag all the time. Now you've blown your reputation!"
Next time you pretend to have a stomachache, and if you want to "shit escape", you can also pretend to be a bit more like it. You are complaining that you have a stomachache, running around, and talking at the same time. There is no trace of anxiety in your tone. You are full of anger. , there is something similar to a stomachache here and there!
What¡¯s even more despicable is that if you use Shit Escape, you have to run to the toilet at least, but the direction you run in is obviously the place where you rest. You will never run back to the resting place to use the toilet. Let you go in. If I don't go, I just run so far. Isn't this just taking off my pants and farting? It's unnecessary.
Let me tell everyone clearly that you are pretending to have a stomachache and using 'Shit Escape'. Please, you have been following the young master for so long and you haven't learned anything else. Come and teach the young master my 'Shit Escape' and 'Urine Escape'. Here you go, you really don¡¯t learn well!
But you just learned it, and you actually used it with such loopholes. You don't look like my disciple at all. Master, I have been using it for so long without showing any flaws. How come you are full of loopholes as soon as you use it? You have to learn it. You should learn to be more like it! ah! ah! Zhang Yang thought secretly.
Well, as expected, there is a kind of book boy for every kind of young master. The young master always likes to borrow the 'Urine Escape' and 'Shit Escape' to go to the toilet to use his mobile phone, read Baidu and check information, and the book boy also borrows the 'Shit Escape' this time. Escape, as expected, both of them are experts at Escape.
And they are all proficient in 'Shit Escape' and 'Urine Escape', but the young master is obviously better than the scholar, at least people will not know that he is using escape techniques at first sight.
I escape, I escape, I escape, escape, escape!
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