"Who is this? The mad dog that came here is barking wildly in the city. I don't know what the owner does. He knows that his dog is crazy, but he still lets it bark wildly. He has no sense of ethics. This kind of mad dog can either get the chain by himself." Harness it and tie it in the corner of your yard to prevent it from coming out to scare people, or just beat it to death with a stick, and that will be the end of it.
By the way, generals, who is this Ashtew Harper? Have you heard of him? Why haven¡¯t I heard of him?
This is really strange. I remember that there is no such person in the Turks? Could it be that a rogue just emerged from the ground? "
Zhang Yang said with a righteous tone, but as he spoke, his face turned into confusion.
This made the many generals of the Tang Dynasty on the side unable to recognize Zhang Yang's expression and tone of voice, and burst out laughing. Suddenly, the Xiaoguan City Wall turned into a sea of ??joy.
But this is not enough. Although Zhang Yang has caused everyone to laugh, after all, a one-man show cannot last long.
"Hahaha! I'm laughing so hard, Captain Zhang, you're so funny. I didn't expect you to do this before the war. I really can't help it, ha! Haha!" A man with a rather strange appearance stood beside him. Baoxing, now laughing, his expression looks even more bizarre.
The mouth is full of withered yellow teeth and slanted teeth. It looks as scary as it looks. What¡¯s even more outrageous is that there is a piece of paper pinched between the front teeth that are full of gaps. Roots eat vegetable leaves for lunch, which looks like a beggar.
Seeing Baoxing¡¯s weird performance made everyone laugh even harder. The sound of laughter reached Astew Harper who was a hundred steps away from Xiaoguan and left, making him immediately furious. Just yelling!
At this time, Astew Harper kept thinking in his heart, I am not angry. I'm not angry. This is the enemy's trick. I can't fall into the trap. The enemy is afraid of me. They are mentally attacking me to make me angry and make wrong judgments. I definitely can't fall into the trap.
"Astew Harper thought: I'm not angry. In the voice of "I can't fall into the trap", I finally endured it.
Although he still looked furious, at least he didn't issue an attack order impulsively.
But this Astew Harper can only do what he is now, because Zhang Yang and others will make him furious in a while.
Although Qin Liyan, who was not standing by, found that Astew Harper became furious when Zhang Yanggang finished speaking, and looked like he was about to fight for his life, he has actually endured it now. He remained motionless outside Xiaoguan to calm down his anger.
This made Qin Liyan feel very different. He didn't expect that Ashdewu Harper had such good concentration and could not fight back under such a vicious attack or scold him. You are stronger than most of the generals present, but you are the enemy at any time. Since you are very tolerant now, let me see how long you can endure it. Now I am here to give you more fuel, so that Your fire is burning brightly.
It's a pity that Qin Liyan doesn't know yet. Although Astew Harper has been warning himself not to deliver goods and not to be fooled, which has suppressed most of the anger, it does not mean that he will be fine. Now he is just His anger was on the verge of exploding, which was why he refused to retaliate, because he was afraid that as soon as he opened his mouth, the anger he had suppressed would suddenly rise up like oil.
"Captain Zhang, you don't understand. The mad dog below was specially fed by his owner to bite people.
You said, how could he be willing to kill such a mad dog that is specially used to bite people? If he killed it, where would he find such a useful mad dog? As for this mad dog not having a chain, what else could it be because of it? His master found the target for him to bite.
??Specially let go of the dog leash that usually holds him, so that he can open his belly, take steps, and chase his target to bite. "
"Yes, General Qin, you are right. The captain also thinks so. Otherwise, this mad dog would come to our Xiaoguan and bite people when he sees it. But to be honest, the owner of this mad dog really wants to He actually raised a mad dog to bite people, it¡¯s a shame he thought of it!¡±
"You don't understand this. Captain Zhang, let me tell you, this mad dog bites people much more fiercely than ordinary dogs. As long as it is the target it has identified, it will bite and refuse to let go, extremely It¡¯s cruel, and you don¡¯t know that this mad dog can do some good when it bites people.¡±
"There's another benefit. I really don't know. General Qin, please tell me. You see, everyone is looking at you with curious eyes. Can you tell me quickly so that you can satisfy everyone's thirst for knowledge? By the way. Enhance everyone¡¯s knowledge!¡±
????????????????????????????????????????????????????The people who were laughing were now attracted by the conversation between Zhang Yang and Qin Liyan. They also stopped laughing just now and looked at Qin Liyan tenderly with eyes full of curiosity and asked him for answers. .
However, in Qin Liyan's opinion, the looks in these people's eyes looked awkward, just like Big Big Wolf drooling when he saw Pleasant Goat. However, there was no story about Big Big Wolf and Xi Yangyang in this era. He didn't know about this anime yet, let alone There is a very famous slogan in later generations: if you want to marry, you must marry the Big Big Wolf. The gap of more than a thousand years, especially the changes in concepts, is still huge.
Although Qin Liyan doesn¡¯t know about Big Big Wolf and Xi Yangyang, he has seen wolves and sheep, and this is how everyone looks at him now.
This made him break into a cold sweat, and he shouted in his heart, I am not Brokeback Mountain, I don¡¯t do gay things, and I don¡¯t want to be gay!
¡°Since everyone knows this, I won¡¯t hide it, and just tell everyone openly!
Speaking of which, this mad dog was still a good dog before he got sick, but after he suddenly got sick, he turned into a mad dog, and he can never be recognized again, and he bites people he sees, regardless of whether he knows him or not. Anyway, it can bite anything.
And let me tell you, the strangest thing about this is that people who are bitten by a mad dog should not think that they will be fine just because they were bitten. If that is the case. Then everyone is totally wrong.
"Anyone who is only bitten by a mad dog will be infected with the mad disease by the mad dog, and will eventually bite any living thing." And it cannot be cured. Everyone knows that this mad dog bites people. Those are the rights and abilities given to him by heaven and earth, and they are extremely powerful.
And we humans are the spirits of all things, especially we Han people, who are a nation taught by saints. We pay attention to walking around the world with reason and walking without reason. There will be opponents of those beasts who make a living by biting people and drinking blood!
So when everyone meets this kind of mad dog. You can hide as far as you can. If you really can't hide anymore, you have to understand it with one sword, lest it come out to harm others or let yourself or your friends be infected by it, then you can only consider yourself unlucky! "
After Qin Liyan finished speaking, he saw the serious faces of these people. He kept saying, "Well, this is how it has always been!" "Well, it should be like this, lest they come out to bite people in the future!" "If I find out next time, I will definitely kill it with a sword. To prevent it from being bitten by others!" Harm people!"
Seeing this, Qin Liyan couldn't help laughing. This group of people was, it was so funny. He and Zhang Yang were joking here, but this group of people actually listened so seriously and didn't say anything, and were still there. He kept responding, so cute.
While everyone was still responding to Qin Liyan¡¯s words, Zhang Yang said after Qin Liyan finished speaking:
"So that's it! General Qin, I know what the disease you said mad dogs have is 'rabies'!
I told you about ¡®rabies¡¯, but it¡¯s a long story, so I¡¯ll give you a short story now.
In fact, the mad dog was not really mad, but had "rabies". Any dog ??that has "rabies" is just like a dog that is normally mad. It will bite people and living things when it sees it, even its owner is no exception. , what is really true is that they do not recognize their relatives.
And this 'rabies' can be transmitted through the mad dog's teeth, saliva, and blood. As long as any of these three things comes into contact with human blood, it will enter the human body along with the uncontaminated blood. It can also cause people to become 'rabies'.
This man has rabies, which is almost the same as a dog. He is extremely arrogant, does not recognize his relatives, and bites everyone he sees! "
Having said this, Zhang Yang also glanced at Ashdewu Harper, who was standing outside Xiaoguan and had just challenged Zhang Yang. The purpose of this action was naturally self-evident, and everyone present knew it. What does Zhang Yang mean by doing this?
Following Zhang Yang¡¯s hidden action, the people present burst into laughter again, and they didn¡¯t know it.
But at this time, Zhang Yang once again looked at the laughing people with a serious expression and said:
"Let me tell you, in fact, besides the possibility mentioned by General Qin, there is another possibility."
Hearing Zhang Yang say seriously that there is another possibility, everyone became even more curious about whether Zhang Yang would say something funny.
"Commander Zhang, tell me, besides 'rabies', is there anything else that can explain the situation in front of you?"
This man¡¯s curiosity is endless. Yue Zhengjunxiong, who had just put on a pair of pants with Qin Liyan, asked curiously at this moment.
"Since Lieutenant Yue Zheng asked the question sincerely, we will tell you with great mercy! In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order toProtecting the peace of the world; carrying out love and truth, the evil that pervades the world, and the dangers that pervade the world, bearing the names of angels and devils, I will tell you with great mercy. "
"What are these and what? Did Captain Zhang also have rabies? We couldn't understand a word of what they were saying.
How could this angel be connected with the devil? Aren¡¯t angels His Majesty¡¯s messengers? Why is it related to the devil, or is it the evil that implements love and truth, to protect the peace of the world, to prevent the world from being destroyed, these are all messy things!
If Zhang Yang knew at this time that he suddenly got out of his childlike innocence and pranked Team Rocket, it would make everyone think like this. I wonder if he would dare to prank like this again in the future. He actually suspected that I had rabies. Where is it!
If Zhang Yang knew what they thought now, he would definitely say so, but now he doesn¡¯t know, so he continued what he just said:
"Okay, I just made a joke to everyone to liven up the atmosphere. General Qin's 'rabies' just made everyone nervous. Now calm down, no! No! No! It's not General Qin's 'rabies'. I made a mistake. . How could General Qin get rabies?
General Qin¡¯s current martial arts skills are so strong that this mad dog with ¡®rabies¡¯ will never be able to enter his body. It is the ¡®rabies¡¯ he just mentioned. "
Because Zhang Yang said the wrong thing. After seeing the drastic change in Qin Liyan's face, he immediately corrected his slip of the tongue and introduced him by the way.
but. Zhang Yang's explanation sounds to Qin Liyan just to smear him. Why is General Qin's martial arts so powerful? This mad dog with rabies will never be able to enter his body. Could it be that I was attacked by this before I even practiced martial arts? A mad dog with rabies has bitten you. What are you talking about?
Fortunately, Zhang Yang did not say that the incubation period of the rabies virus in the human body is as long as several years or more than ten years. Even decades, otherwise hahaha!
"I personally think that there is another possibility in this situation, that is, the person in front of you is mentally retarded, born mentally retarded, with the head of a human and the brain of a pig.
¡°I¡¯m telling you, if you meet this kind of person in the future, you must not talk to him. If you ignore him, you're screwed.
This kind of person is born with a brain defect. If you ignore him, he will turn you into a brain defect. Then he uses his long experience of living as a brain-dead person to quickly defeat you and prove that you are even more brain-dead, idiotic, and retarded than him, and it would be better for you to commit suicide in shame.
The more you pay attention to this kind of person, the happier he will be, because this will make it easier for you to become as stupid as him so that he can defeat you.
The best way to deal with such a brain-dead person is to ignore him no matter what he says. Otherwise, no matter what you argue with him, you will either be knocked down by his rich experience, or Others say he is a bully and has problems with his character.
Normal people would not do such a thankless thing, just like the idiot called Zhen under Xiao Guan now.
Who does he think he is, a Turkic general? A small character that he has never heard of. There is no benefit to you if you win, and you will be accused of bullying the small. If you lose, your reputation is completely ruined. You were sacrificed in vain. The reputation of this little Yakuza character is fulfilled.
These are all disadvantages. Normal people will not do anything without any benefit at all. Whoever goes there is a fool. Anyway, I won¡¯t go because I am not a fool. "
After Zhang Yang finished speaking, Xiao Guan burst into laughter again, ¡®Haha, I¡¯m laughing so hard! ¡¯ It lasted for a long time and spread far and wide.
Just when Xiao Guan was laughing, Ashdewu Harper, who was outside Xiao Guan, was now completely angered by the conversation between Zhang Yang and Qin Liyan. These two people were really hateful. Actually, I, Asdeu Harper, the majestic East Turkic commander, came to make fun of me.
The two countries are at war without fighting. You, Zhang Yang, are the consort of Princess Li Mingyu of Xiangcheng, the eldest daughter of Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty. You are a great scholar who is famous all over the world for his talent and learning. How can you be so rude? It¡¯s useless for you Han people to call yourself A land of etiquette!
Such a world-famous great talent, such a thing, is really an embarrassment to you people. Even I, a Turk, feel ashamed of you. Who else is called General Qin? As a general of the Tang Dynasty, It¡¯s not like you don¡¯t even understand this truth!
He actually insulted the reputation of a brave general who came to challenge me in front of the battle, saying that I was a mad dog. I was bitten by a mad dog and got rabies. Now it is even more excessive. He actually said that I am an idiot and mentally retarded. I am really angry. Don't do it. Let me catch you, otherwise I will definitely cut off your tongues and feed them to dogs to see if you dare to be so venomous in your next life.
Have fun, you can have fun now, weThe 200,000-strong army led by Juejieli Khan and Tuli Khan is about to arrive. When the army arrives and breaks your Xiaoguan, if you are not dead then, see if I don¡¯t cut you to pieces. Lingchi was executed.
If you die, then you can only be considered lucky, but did you hide away because you thought you were dead?
That is impossible. Those who have polluted my Asdeu Harper, even if they are dead, will be whipped to death by me. After whipping your corpse, I will hang you on the wall of Xiaoguan to show to everyone. Everyone knows that those who offended me, Astew Harper, have not been punished.
At this time, Astew Harper is still thinking that he was not wrong. I came to challenge you openly, but you, Zhang Yang and Qin Liyan, are so abominable that you can't avoid fighting and are occupying the city wall. The advantage of protection is there to smear my reputation.
It's a pity that he didn't want to think about it. Yes, Buza was the envoy to the war between the two countries, but you insulted someone first, and you can't let others not refute or fight back. There is a reason that you can only insult others, but others can't insult you. ah! "
Rejoice, you rejoice now, our 200,000 troops led by our Turkic Jieli Khan and Tuli Khan are coming. When the army arrives and breaks your Xiaoguan, by then, if you are not dead, look at me If I don't cut you to pieces with thousands of swords, I will be executed by Ling Chi.
If you die, then you can only be considered lucky, but did you hide away because you thought you were dead?
That is impossible. Those who have polluted my Asdeu Harper, even if they are dead, will be whipped to death by me. After whipping your corpse, I will hang you on the wall of Xiaoguan to show to everyone. Everyone knows that those who offended me, Astew Harper, have not been punished.
At this time, Astew Harper is still thinking that he was not wrong. I came to challenge you openly, but you, Zhang Yang and Qin Liyan, are so abominable that you can't avoid fighting and are occupying the city wall. The advantage of protection is there to smear my reputation.
It's a pity that he didn't want to think about it. Yes, Buza was the envoy to the war between the two countries, but you insulted someone first, and you can't let others not refute or fight back. There is a reason that you can only insult others, but others can't insult you. ah! "(To be continued)!~!
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