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- Compared with the trivial matter of persuading Yachizuki to join the arena team, what Gao He will face next is probably the most terrifying, evil, and powerful before participating in the Savage Gladiator Tour. The most difficult enemy to deal with¡ª¡ª
"Let's talk first, I'm the worst at naming names!"
"Hmph, for such an insignificant matter, just mention it casually."
¡°Then why don¡¯t you just give me a random name?!¡±
"¡¡boring."
""
So believing it was true, Gao He actually filled in the word "boring" in the "Team Name" column on the application form, and then
System prompt: Your team name has been occupied.
Damn it! Who is so boring! Someone even came up with such a boring name? !
In fact, Gao He has always believed that if there is anything more troublesome in the world than finding a woman to get married and have children, then it is definitely "naming", a big trouble that anyone will find "so easy" before facing it personally. .
Since the advent of the Internet, "difficulty in naming", a tangled disease that has plagued the vast majority of human beings, has become a terminal illness comparable to the "procrastination" mentioned before. Gao He even feels that if humans do not find a way to solve it, If this trouble comes, one day, humans all over the world will die from heartbreak because they cannot come up with a game character name that satisfies them or a team name like the one in front of them.
Just like now, when Gao He tried names such as "It took me a long time to come up with a name", "I thought about it for a long time to come up with a name", "It's really difficult to come up with a good name", "I really don't know how to name it" and so on. But after only getting a cold "already occupied" from the system, he could also deeply understand that at the same time, how many people were like him and couldn't stop because of such a bad team name.
And there are other team names that are more in line with his own image, such as "The First Paladin", "The Most Rich and Rich Man in Light Source City", "The Most Scumbag in Light Source City", "I am the man who wants to become the king of the harem", etc. etc., and without exception, they were registered in advance. This also made him feel more deeply that it was time for the world of Azeroth to introduce a bill to protect copyright and player title ownership.
Life is often wasted in such a meaningless but entangled state, in the blink of an eye. Gao He, who had been struggling with such an arena team name for half an hour, finally had to try to ask for help from the audience outside the arena.
Ala. Is it an arena team name that fits the teenage style? Well let me think about it, how about this - "Making all the female players in this arena pregnant is my first step towards dominating the world of Azeroth"
??Female pastor Hongye was the first to give seemingly reasonable suggestions, but I always felt that this joke was a little familiar
"Well if it is Mr. Abu's arena team, then let's call it 'The very powerful Mr. Abu and his two teammates'! How about it?"
Gao He is actually not dissatisfied with the name of the dragon knight girl Xia Ya. The problem isit seems to be a bit of a disregard for the other two female teammates.
In fact, Gao He was also curious about the names of the arena teams formed by these girls. However, when he asked related questions. However, these little women kept silent one by one, as if they were afraid that their names would be known and they would appear ashamed.
"Reallyeven if you don't tell me now, there will always be a day when we accidentally bump into each other in the arena, right?"
With a depressed look on his face, Gao He realized that asking for help from others is the most unreliable thing to do from the very beginning when it comes to naming, because you tend to think, "These are just some fun things, why should I come up with them myself?" "This kind of magical thinking logic.
"Is it over yet?"
Finally, Hachizuki, who had been waiting for a long time for Gao He to fill out and sign the arena team form, lost her patience, and her cold voice was undoubtedly the best warning.
"Just a momentjust a moment"
"That's right. Things like names are really important."
The magical girl Kyoko, who was also drowsy from waiting, cheered up and tried to persuade Yatsuchizuki.
"No matter how good the name is, it is useless if the strength is not good."
"Huh? Who just made someone lose a set instantly? Hahahaha"
"bb."
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! Are you still challenging me?"
The furious magical girl Kyoko rushed to Gao He and wanted to plant a flag with him.
"Fuck, my mother"She thought I was bragging to her when she showed off my power. Come on, Xiaobai, try hitting me with the same trick you just did! "
¡°¡Yes!¡±
Gao He, who had already felt that his brain cells were exhausted, suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"What happened? I asked you to hit me but not to fuck me. How could it be possible?"
"Compared with Magical Girl Kyoko's incongruous interruption, Hachizuki showed good understanding this time.
¡°¡Have you thought of a name?¡±
"Wellthat's it!"
Gao He quickly filled out the form, confirmed that it was approved, and then sent the form to the two of them for signature and confirmation.
"What the hell is this name?"
After signing, the magical girl Kyoko suddenly felt that she was not feeling well.
""
Correspondingly. This time, Hachizuki, who didn't even say the word "boring", probably suddenly felt that her future was in doubt because she had rashly agreed to join such an arena team.
"Wellthe name is just an appearance anyway. It mainly depends on the strengthahem."
After the two signed, the magical arena team form officially came into effect. Soon, somewhere at the bottom of the list of countless arena teams with strange names, there appeared a team that was destined to cause trouble in the next few days.
"When does it begin?"
According to the schedule, after the formation of the arena team is completed, the arena venue can be used for warm-up matches and practice matches in the near future - of course, this will be charged the same as the form just used to form the team.
By the way, the black-hearted goblin profiteer actually asked for a full 100 gold coins for the arena table for 3 people just now. It is conceivable that this time, the arena roster money alone has made these dead goblins, who are all black except for their green skin, a lot of money.
The fee for renting an arena venue for a training match has already been officially announced - a training match requires both training parties to pay 50 gold coins each. In addition, every spectator who enters the arena to watch the training match also needs to pay a fee ranging from 50 silver coins to 5 gold coins It is worth mentioning. The ticket fee has nothing to do with the participating parties, it all belongs to the organizer's goblins.
According to Hachishatsuki, since he is going to participate in the Gladiator Tour, he must at least find out a few venues that will serve as fixed arenas in order to formulate subsequent strategies to face various combinations. However, Gao He could not deny this.
"That's not necessary."
As he spoke, he was already rubbing the hearth stone on his hands.
¡°Anyway, we¡¯ll just act separately these days. I¡¯ll let you know when we need to gather. As for getting familiar with the arena¡it¡¯s not too late to wait until the official competition starts.¡±
Before he finished speaking, his body had disappeared in a ball of blue light, leaving behind the stunned magical girl Kyoko and the equally confused Yachizuki standing there.
"Where do you know this person?"
After a while, Bachizuki spoke again, but he directly pointed the finger at his old enemy and teammate.
"This guy is very powerful in theory, but in my opinion, he is just a half-hearted novice."
The magical girl Kyoko had no intention of changing her evaluation at all, and her words immediately gave Yachizuki the idea of ??"unkind" and the urge to quit the arena team.
But immediately, she came back to her senses.
"Xiaobai? Huh If any newbie can kill me instantly with a set of skills, then I'm afraid there won't be any newbies in the world."
Speaking of this, she suddenly sneered.
"No. It's not appropriate to say there is no Xiaobai. It should be said there is still a Xiaobai."
After saying that, she also picked up the hearthstone. It seemed that after the previous duel, she had no intention of having any more communication with the magical girl Kyoko.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! You say I'm a noob? You are a noob! Your whole family is a noob!"
Although the female magician soon realized that what Hachizuki had just said meant something, her counterattack was still a step too slow. The figure of the female orc thief quickly disappeared, leaving her alone and furious. Jumping feet.
And soon. Then she realized a more important issue.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! I paid for the arena form just now! You two bitches! Pay back the money!"
Although there are still thousands of golds collected from Hongye and Xialu before leaving in the wallet.The money was available for squandering, and Gao He did not intend to take advantage of it and give it to the goblins as a money-splitting boy.
In his opinion. The so-called practice games are completely useless. I believe that real masters will not be stupid enough to go to the arena so early to expose their lineup, coordination and tactics. When it comes to the actual competition, for the experts, getting familiar with the unfamiliar arena environment is probably only a little more difficult than eating and drinking.
What's more, the challenge he needs to face now is not just this one. According to time calculation, the final challenge of the Ring of Blood Arena will be before the Gladiator Tour, and after completing the formation of the three-person team , what he needs to do next is to find the fifth teammate to participate in the final challenge as soon as possible.
There is obviously no progress on the side of Jasmine the Heifer and Atola the Redeemer. The former's friends are either slow-moving and huge ancient war trees or small animals that can do nothing but roll around in cute ways, while the latter is returning It was lucky that he was not banned after arriving at the Glory Castle. As for recruiting people to participate in the final challenge, there was no way.
With no choice but to do so, Gao He had to make a backup plan that he had already drafted, which was
The final challenge? SorryI cannot attend.
"Huh? Whywhy?"
My main duty is not to fight, but to serve my master and take care of his family business.
When Gao He made a request to "ask the maid Sakuya to temporarily leave her job at home, rush to the outside world through the portal and help participate in the final challenge", she was unexpectedly rejected by the maid herself. The reason for the rejection was . It just left him speechless.
"But last time at the Light Source Fortress, didn't you also"
That¡¯s because the master encountered a crisis and had no choice but to do it.
"But¡¡"
If the owner really can¡¯t find reliable teammates. Then, you can send the trainee maid there.
Trainee maid?
Gao He was slightly startled when he suddenly heard this title. Then he came back to his senses.
"Ahwait a minute, you meanNefarian?"
??Almost forgot, since the battle of Black Wing Lair, the black dragon eldest lady Nefarian, who was made a prisoner, condescended to Gao He's family and began endless training in order to become an outstanding maid.
Accompanying her in practicing was a servant named "Chromaggus", who was originally a servant made by Miss Nefarian herself, but now. Under the training of the head maid Sakuya, this pair of master and servant have become somewhat maid-like.
"But I released Miss Nefarian rashly. What if she takes the opportunity to run away?"
¡There is a real possibility that even the strongest collar will not be able to tie a smart hunting dog.
What Gao He never expected was that there was a sequel to what the head maid said.
?????????? Then, Master, you can rest assured, considering the level of stupidity of Miss Black Dragon, she shouldn¡¯t be able to escape so easily.
""
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Stupid? From a certain perspective, this is true.
After all, when a woman falls down the stairs because her breasts are too big and she cannot see the steps or her skirt is too long and she accidentally steps on them, she will fall down. Or maybe the plate was blocked by her breasts and she couldn't see the barbecue inside. In the end, she could only swallow the whole piece of dry bread and starved for the whole day Even in the Black Wing Lair, this woman did research Many powerful and terrible results have been achieved. But at least in Gao He's view this is just a representative of a stupid woman with big breasts and no brains.
"Thensend that stupid woman to Shattrath City. As for Chromagguswell, let her stay at home and take care of her for the time being."
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Master.
After finalizing the matter, Gao He finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Although it sounds a bit unreliable to ask Miss Nefarian to improvise, at least the strength of Miss Nefarian is there. Even if she makes a few casual gestures or simply reveals her true body, she might be able to scare someone away. A lot of enemies.
The only troublesome thing is that the eldest lady is a black dragon. It seems easy to encounter unexpected situations in the Blade's Edge Mountains, and this. It is also the only thing Gao He is worried about now.
"Dragon Slayer Gruul?"
To be honest, Gao He was concerned about the rumors that this Gronn, who was once the guardian of the outer land, could compete head-on with the world-destroying creature. Still quite dubious.
Although he has never witnessed the power of the World-Destroying Meng, Gao He can be regarded as someone who has dealt with the guardian dragon.
In rumors, the blackened Destroying Meng immediately had the power to compete with the four guardian dragons at the same time. That power has obviously surpassed the demigods of the Azeroth world and reached a whole new level.
In the broken outer domain, although Gronn is powerful enough to dominate among various races, in the final analysis, it is just a lingering existence on a broken continent. It is more than enough to protect itself, even if it has to face such a powerful world-destroying creature Gao And sure enough, I still don¡¯t quite believe it.
But no matter what, the black dragon corpses strung out in Blade's Edge Mountain did prove that in that battle, no matter what the reason was, Destruction Meng was indeed in a disadvantageous state. Perhaps, the reason for this can make When Gao He faces this powerful and terrifying existence in the future, he will give it a little reference.
Ahyes, even though they have never met each other from beginning to end, Gao He knows that he has quietly established an unfavorable connection with the most powerful and terrifying existence in the Azeroth world. She said that just by stripping one of her daughters' underwear and hanging it in the center of Light Source City, and then capturing her other daughter as a maid, no mother would be able to let it go, right?
Master, we have arrived at Shattrath City.
While he was thinking, the message from the head maid came again, and while he was waiting near the portal, he soon saw the two maids, one blue and white, one black and white, one humble and the other arrogant, with completely different styles.
"This way."
Gao He waved, and before the two girls attracted the attention of more adventurers, he led them through the porch leading to the slums and entered the Tianya Hotel.
"Please feel free to do so."
Saifei at the door smiled and toasted to Gao He - frankly speaking, Gao He didn't know if this Saifei was one of the people he had sex with that night, but at least now, the kindness she showed made Gao He I finally have some confidence in my heart.
"You actually have to come all the way to such a dirty, messy and poor place! And I smelled a nasty smell just now!"
Although she immediately received a violent shudder from Gao He, Miss Nefarian, who was in tears and holding her huge breasts, still caught Saphiel's attention.
"This is¡¡"
"Shh"
Gao He raised his finger and gestured to her.
"I know what you want to ask, butI can't answer you, that's all."
Using the bronze dragon¡¯s customary method to block Saphiel¡¯s curious inquiry, Gao He hurriedly took Miss Nefarian and fled into an unoccupied private room.
Looking at the figure of the man, Sephiel's eyes wandered away. After the amber-like halo around his body flashed several times, he finally sighed slightly.
¡°I see, is this the harbinger of destruction that I have witnessed in the long river of time?¡±
(To be continued)
PS:: There was no PS yesterday because we were sleepy
: I¡¯m so sleepy today
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