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The night is very deep. In Room 444 of Lujia Hutong, all the new traders were tossing and turning, unable to sleep. How can we deal with the matter of "Angelica" being robbed? I thought hard and racked my brains, but still couldn't find anything. I pulled my hair and scratched my cheeks angrily. I was still sleepy, jumped out of bed, ran into the underground garage, and wanted to drive out for a wander.
He opened the car door and sat on the driver's seat. Just as he was about to turn on the air damper, he felt something hard under his buttocks. He raised his buttocks and pulled it out. It turned out to be the plexiglass box that he had so desperately wanted to lose. Quickly turn on the car roof light and take a closer look, drink! There was no CD in the box, but a piece of white paper with a line of Chinese characters written on it, crookedly¡ª¡ª
The disc has been washed and you have been deceived.
There is a CD under the note. He quickly opened his cell phone to check, and found nothing. He couldn't help but gritted his teeth and said: "Fuck his eight generations of ancestors! How dare you cheat on me? Let's see how you can repay you?" He picked up his chin, thought, thought, and finally laughed out loud. He said: "This is a wonderful plan! Xiu Guolong, White Horse! Handsome Turtle! See how you endured it? Hehehehe! It's no use calling me! You're bruised and swollen from the fall."
There was the sound of roosters crowing in the suburbs, and the night bell rang at the Global High-Speed ??Railway Station. It was already three o'clock in the morning. Man simply got out of the car, drove back to Generen Department Store, took a deep sleep, and then drove out to find Xiu Guolong.
Xiu Guolong got up early, at 5:30, and went for a run on the street for morning exercise. When he ran to the parking lot of Generen Department Store, a black Biaofeng brand luxury taxi followed him. The driver shouted: "Sir, do you want to take a car?"
Xiu Guolong stopped to take a look and saw that it was the capital of Manxinshi. Thinking something was wrong, I got in the car.
Before Xiu could sit still, Man said, "White Horse, I will take you to see Butterfly Mother now."
"Where?" Xiu felt very sudden. "So early?"
Man Man said with a "hehe" smile: "Why are you asking? You'll understand when you get there."
Full of wind gates, we continued to move forward, and soon we drove into the pine forest under a cliff to the north of Crocodile Ridge.
"What kind of place is this? Why did you bring me here?" Xiu Guolong asked warily.
Contentment narrowed his eyes and scanned the front, and said gloomily: "Handsome Turtle. White Horse, don't be afraid! This is Yunshui Cliff. Butterfly Mother ordered to summon you here. I have to come. Let's go! The head is waiting in front. Looking after you." Man's tone left no room for doubt.
Xiu then followed Man forward. He kept pulling at the various branches, and finally stopped under a big cypress tree. Man shook his head and said: "Handsome turtle! Hehe! I need to pee! You go first, I will pee."
It can¡¯t be repaired. It's not that the genders are different. What are you afraid of?
Man Man said, you handsome turtle, you called me a few names, but you still picked the one from Xiu Guolong. Do you think you don¡¯t care about anything? Wrong! I've had a weird habit since I was a kid. I can't pee when someone is around me. Don't even think about seeing my boa constrictor! Go forward boldly!
Xiu Guolong didn¡¯t know what the plan was, so he walked forward. Didn't take a few steps. Suddenly, I heard "" one ankle was tied up with a rope. Just as he was about to untie it, he felt the rope tighten and he was pulled down. There was a "click" and his left foot was caught by the iron clip that had been hidden in the road. Immediately afterwards, there was a violent jerk, and he was hung on a branch of a big tree.
This is the trick Man Man came up with after racking his brains last night.
Hey hey hey! He smiled triumphantly. He tied the rope in his hand to another big tree. There was another hey hey, he shook his head, threw his arms, kicked his legs alternately, slowly walked up to Xiu, pushed him, and said teasingly: "Haha! Even a strong man from the north doesn't look good with a golden bell hanging upside down. Leah. Ouch! Not delicate, not graceful either. Handsome turtle, oh, white horse, ah, and Mr. Xiu Guomei, today¡¯s morning exercise is unique and very fun.¡±
Xiu was furious and shouted: "Despicable villain, let me down immediately!"
"Put you down? How can I think so hard when it's so cheap? I can tell you now, I spent three hundred yuan to buy a set of weasel clamps. I woke up early and found this clamp. Fortunately, , The hard work pays off. Sure enough, it trapped the handsome turtle Baima and Xiu Guomei. Hehe! Xiu Guomei, you can't do it. You don't even have the skills to make friends with aliens. How about going to the flower planet? It's simply Just talk about astronomy at night? If the people from the Butterfly Catching Team come, for example, that golden eye, and that pretty girl, they disguise themselves as you, how can I catch them so easily? "
"Stupid pig! I'm warning you! Don't do anything stupid. Xiu Guolong is not from the Butterfly Catching Team, that's why he is so precious. Aren't you genetically mutated? I say it again, you bastard, don't do anything stupid that you will regret later. Haven't you heard that the devil's genes will never?¡¯s genes are beautiful. You are the devil and I am the Tao. "
"Nonsense, who is it? You! It was you, the handsome turtle, who tried to trick me first. Then I retaliated with teeth." Man grinned, fiercely, and suddenly punched Xiu Xiu in the stomach, and then said: "Handsome turtle! White horse! Xiu Guolong! Come here for real! Who are you? Or are you pretending to be from the Butterfly Catching Team? Why are you having trouble with me? Are you using this entire blank disc to trick me?" After saying that, there was another burst of punches and kicks at Xiu. on the body.
Xiu endured the pain and first explained, saying that there was nothing wrong with him. Thinking about it, he decided to ride on the donkey, and said loudly: "If I don't rinse you, who are you going to rinse? Who told you not to take me Butterfly Mother? I gave you the real CD, you little guy Jianjian, and the little bald donkey Shi Hairen A guy who looks like a ball can't beat me to a pulp. In that case, I, Xiu Guolong, will be in trouble every day and the earth will not work."
Man walked around on the ground a few times, nodded and said, "Yeah! What you said makes sense." Suddenly, he got angry again and shouted: "Handsome turtle, why did you bastard ask someone to beat my sap again?"
"Hit you as a sap?" Xiu asked in confusion. "Is this happening? Has someone snatched your box? Haha! This is the retribution for you being suspicious and not sincere towards me! Just let me take advantage of you and see what benefits you can get? Fool! Idiot! Villain! !¡±
¡°If it¡¯s not you, who else could it be? You¡¯re the only one to join me.¡±
"Haha! I just said that you are genetically weak! I know that the CD is empty, why do I still want to grab it? Do you think I am as genetically weak as you? Think about it, only if you don't know and desperately want it, can you get it? He would be robbed along the way! Think about it again, it's thanks to me that I saved a hand. If I had given you the real CD, wouldn't it have fallen into the hands of the robbers long ago? In that case, would you, bastard, have to explain it to Butterfly? Humph! You are ignorant and disrespectful. You repay kindness with hatred. Shi Hairen is not as good as you."
Man was choked and speechless. He couldn't bear to think about it, so he started playing tricks again. "You're so damn stubborn, you'd be surprised if I didn't beat you up." He waved his fist and yelled, "Say it quickly! Where is the real CD?"
"If you don't see Madam Butterfly, you don't even want to know about it!" Xiu said firmly.
"Ah! You've bullied someone too much! I'll kill you." Man was furious and pulled out the dagger.
At this time, two cleaners pushed a garbage truck into the woods.
Man quickly loosened the rope and let Xiu get off the ground. The cleaners are getting closer. Man Man pretended to be affectionate and fixed Xiu's clothes, and said jokingly: "Dear, good brother, the morning exercise is over, let's go back for breakfast. After that, he pushed Xiu into the car.
On the way back, Man shamelessly asked for the real CD. Xiu lets him act however he wants, just say a word, and when he sees Butterfly Lady, he sees the real disc. Completely helpless, he left angrily and angrily. (To be continued)