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Volume 2 Red Top Chapter 43 Traveling to the West but Going to the East

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    Zhao Jia smoked a cigarette for the first time, paused for a while while lighting it, and looked up at the sky. The moon was dark and the wind was high. It was a good time to rob money and rob people of their wealth. It would take someone as beautiful as Li Mochou.  The nemesis demon wanted to attack him, so Zhao Jiadi readily accepted his fate.  I remember that when Huang Hua was still a pretty boy and aspired to be a writer of pornographic literature, he wrote half a pornographic book called "Journey to the West but Eastward". The main purpose of the book was to let Tang Seng collect all the witches who were full of resentment in their boudoirs.  , the whole story is full of dialogue, although it is very pornographic, for example, Guanyin is a masturbation enthusiast, Emperor Y¨´ is a masochist, Queen Mother of the West is the Lily Queen, Chang'e actually loves Zhu Bajie, etc., it is also very violent, Taibaijinxing alchemy  For thousands of years, just to refine two guns, the mantra of the old man s¨¨m¨ªm¨ª is that political power comes from the barrel of a gun.  But there were still some things written in it that surprised Zhao Jiadi.

    For a little joke about heavenly beings, a young novice monk from Xiaoleiyin Temple asked the host, "Master, I should call you master, right?"

    "It's okay, Sun Wukong always calls my idol Tang Sanzang this way. Besides, I just bought a set of books from a street stall for my master, and my apprentices all call me master."  "

    "Master, you seem to be"

    "Huh? Is this so? No wonder there are always so many wonderful passages!"

    "By the way, Master, why is Monk Tang your idol?"

    "You do not understand."

    "Just tell me."

    "You don't understand even if I tell you."

    "Master, I don't have the energy to make dinner."

    "That's all, because Tang Sanzang has the power of concentration."

    "What's the explanation?"

    "There are so many women and monsters pestering him. If he were a teacher, he couldn't explain Buddhism to them anyway and couldn't beat them, so he would have just followed them. It shows that Tang Sanzang was extremely determined. The serious abbots in our temple are just  Because they have no chance to make mistakes, they are false practitioners and cannot achieve the fruit of Bodhisattva."

    So Zhao Jiadi actually admires Huang Hua who never denies that he is a pretty boy. Hua Zi is at the forefront of many things, such as watching pornographic films, having sex, turning around, becoming a good person, getting married and having children. Zhao Jiadi is dozing off in thought.  When I was walking, I suddenly heard a wailing that broke through the sky. Look, look, such a handsome girl had to walk alone at night. Was she kidnapped?  Zhao Jiadi immediately turned around and sprinted over. Isn't it just a hero's promise to save a beauty?  But when they arrived at the scene of the incident, Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded. A man with a wretched appearance fell to the ground. He was being stepped on by the Shuiling girl who was really causing harm to the country and the people based on his appearance. She turned around and saw Zhao Jiadi who braked suddenly.  He smiled kindly, but he never imagined that the girl would get angry when she saw Zhao Jiadi's smiling face. She would tear off the drawing board and come over to kill him, knocking it down all over her face. Daqing was regarded as an accomplice who was looking out for help, and Zhao Jiadi couldn't fight back.  , I could only block and retreat, my arms were numb. No wonder this woman dared to walk alone at night. With her fighting power, it couldn't be said that she had no strength to restrain her hands. From the corner of his eye, Zhao Jiadi saw him fall to the ground and howl pretending to be dead.  My "accomplice" sneaked away, and I had to warn him that he was about to escape!  But the girl just glanced at it and let the main culprit escape. She still launched a devastating blow to Zhao Jiadi. No matter how arrogant the clay Bodhisattva was, Zhao Jiadi couldn't be beaten like this for no reason. She grabbed the drawing board and said in a higher tone: "You  You're sick. I came here because I was afraid that something would happen to a girl like you!  The woman tugged at the drawing board, but failed to do so. Her eyes were a little frightened and panicked. She probably still regarded Zhao Jiadi as a gangster, but he was just a tough gangster who was not easy to deal with.  Zhao Jiadi let go of the drawing board, took a step back, and said helplessly: If you are worried, call the police, I will not run away.  She thought for a moment, stayed away from Zhao Jiadi, took out her mobile phone and dialed the number, and explained it roughly in a soft voice. She probably couldn't tell the location clearly, so Zhao Jiadi helped him by explaining it, and she repeated it in a doubtful voice.  , she seemed to half-believe Zhao Jiadi. Zhao Jiadi sat on the ground and puffed away the smoke, and finally understood why only second- and third-rate martial arts novels often include scenes where the protagonist captures the hu¨¡ thief, because under normal circumstances, he would be  It¡¯s strange to think of a woman as an accomplice and fall in love at first sight.  Zhao Jiadi looked up at her with a wary look on her face and said, "I'll lend you the drawing board."  She took two steps back holding the drawing board. This was her last weapon.  Zhao Jiadi said angrily: "I'll help you draw that bastard. Will this prove that he is not an accomplice?"  She had a fight between heaven and earth, took a few steps closer, and gently threw the simple drawing board to Zhao Jiadi. The drawing board was easily caught, but the sketching pencil was like a dart. Unfortunately, Zhao Jiadi had learned this cold trick from Wei Feng.  None of the people with dragon-slaying skills fell into the trap. In just a few minutes, he sketched out the avatar of the evil brother. Zhao Jiadi's painting skills were average compared to professionals, and he still had some talent. If it weren't for his academic performance in high school,  He was too arrogant, and he might be tricked by the art teacher into applying to the Academy of Fine Arts. After Zhao Jiadi finished painting, he saw a woman in her early twenties and under twenty-five squatting next to him and looking at his sketch, with a look on her face.  Disdainful, Zhao Jiadi rolled his eyes and didn't care. I didn't study painting. I was afraid of being regarded as a villain again, so I couldn't afford it.?, returning the drawing board to the indiscriminate girl, Zhao Jiadi looked at his watch and asked, hasn't it arrived yet?  Hangzhou police have time requirements for duty and must reach their destination within a few minutes.  She shook her head.  Zhao Jia looked suspicious at first.  She put the sketchpad on her back and shook her cell phone.  Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded and said, "You didn't call the police, so you just pretended to scare me?"  She finally smiled, not looking back, but it made Liugong Fendai look pale.  Zhao Jiadi silently thought about why he came here, thinking that in the future, this hero who saves the beauty will be regarded as saving a bear.  She responded with an apologetic expression. Zhao Jiadi had failed to manage his finances. He patted his butt and stood up, preparing to retreat. Holding a cigarette in his mouth, he remembered another short story in Huang Hua's book for no reason, the part about three dozen bones.

    "Wukong, don't fight, don't fight."

    "Master, these women are monsters!"

    "That is also a very beautiful monster. I have a pair of eyes that can detect beauty. Besides, in this wilderness for hundreds of miles, I can't even see a few females. I finally bumped into it. The encounter is fate, which makes my teacher more and more beautiful."  Take a look."

    "Master, she can eat people!"

    "But many living people have already eaten their own hearts, so what's the point of being eaten? If you die, you will die."

    "But, this time he wants to eat you, not the second junior brother and Bai Longma"

    "c¨¤o! Since the teacher is so handsome, shouldn't she be kidnapped first and made into Mr. Yazhai to enjoy it? Since she is so ignorant, Wukong, give me a lu¨¤nb¨¡ng and beat this monster to death!"

    Zhao Jiadi left with a silly smile. All his resentment disappeared. As a human being, you must have the spirit to entertain yourself so that you won't be suffocated to death. Being able to suffer small losses is a small blessing, and being able to bear big losses is a great blessing.  Zhao Jiadi heard the sound of soft footsteps and turned around to see that the girl was following him. He had to ask out of curiosity, are you coming with me?  She shook her head honestly and made a gesture of eating. Zhao Jiadi smiled and asked, "Thank you for the treat?"  She nodded. Zhao Jiadi had just drank and wanted to eat something to warm his stomach, but he was anxious to go back and study the red-headed documents that Li Tan brought. He had to do a detailed summary work, and he didn't have any intestines in the first place.  , don't get involved, this girl has the potential to be a beauty, and Zhao Jiadi has no luck with it.  But her little move made Zhao Jiadi change his attention: She didn't seem to have a wallet, so she took out a handful of money from her k¨´ bag, which was all change. The largest one was only 20 yuan, and the total of the scattered pieces did not exceed 50 yuan.  , she smiled, and her meaning was very clear. She only had so much money, and she couldn't afford a nice treat.  This was the first time that Zhao Jiadi saw such a straightforward treat, so he went to a low-cost late-night snack stall with her and ordered two portions of fried noodles and two side dishes, one meat and one vegetarian. Zhao Jiadi helped her calculate  After that, the total was 36 yuan.  Zhao Jiadi was very arrogant when eating. He never thought that he would meet a well-matched opponent this time. In just a few minutes, everything on the table was cleared away with lightning speed. Zhao Jiadi watched her run to check out and pay.  , then stuffed the change into his pocket, and smiled at Zhao Jia for the first time. The damage was so powerful that he swept across a large circle of the small restaurant, and everyone was fascinated. Several uncles who drove four cars and brought girls to fill their bellies were all  He was in a daze for a moment, and then Zhao Jiadi really looked at her. She had an oval face, almond eyes, a small mouth, and her skin was like a dripping Y¨´ Guanyin. Her temperament could not be said to be pure or charming, but she was more than enough to be a high-level vixen. She was  Who, where does she come from, where is she going?  Zhao Jiadi couldn't even ask. It would be great if he were a security guard. When he catches a beautiful girl, he would ask these three most philosophical questions. If he doesn't answer, he can still let her go.  The two met in a high-profile manner and parted in an ordinary way. From beginning to end, Zhao Jiadi only knew that she was a girl who was kept quiet and didn't like to talk. She was very generous in eating, dared to entertain guests even if she didn't have much money, and never attacked anyone who was robberies or looked like robbers.  The most important thing is that she is very beautiful, so beautiful that she is just beautiful, so beautiful that there is no sense of reality.  Zhao Jiadi was about to leave his car at the G+ Bar and stopped the car on the side of the road. He muttered a conversation about Tang Sanzang and Monkey King: "Wukong, what a cool autumn it is?" "Master, what's going on?"  Are there any peaches this season?" "It's okay, I just feel cold." "Master, you're cold, so what are you doing to me?" "Hey, can I find a seductress to warm my quilt?  "

    When he arrived at World Trade Regency, Zhao Jiadi moved all the red-headed documents to the table and studied them one by one. Soon it was two o'clock in the morning, but he was not sleepy, so he drank some boiling water and made a cup of tea. He missed his brother a little bit.  Guys, I wonder how these guys are doing. Huzi, this s¨¡o bag, still sends harassing calls when he is fine. He attended a dinner party with a certain has-been starlet, and hooked up with a certain school girl from the previous school.  The Land Rover car is flooded with water. Leopard Lao Yang**** and other people are boring gourds. They are not very fond of love and are not good at expressing emotions. They are scattered across the country and they don¡¯t know when they will be reunited again. It is said that Yang Pingping overcame all obstacles and defeated them.  Countless young elites have finally joined a foreign company in Beijing and become senior white-collar workers in the imperial city. However, there is no one to accompany them to nightclubs, and most of them are unhappy.  Zhao Jiadi felt that it would be a sad thing if Sister Pingping really became a good lady one day.?? things.  In the "Journey to the West But Eastward" without an ending, basically everyone was tricked by Huang Hua. Zhao Jiadi was Tang Sanzang, a man who never cried, but was full of evil.  Zhu Bajie is the most handsome Shang Que in the circle. He is cold and cold-hearted and doesn't like to talk to anyone. He rejected Chang'e's advances, only then was she blown away by her and finally knocked down into the mortal world.  Sha Seng is Lao Yang, a talkative person.  The white dragon horse is Huang Hua himself, Hu Li and Yang Pingping are all witches on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures, and the leopards are all monsters who just walked out and received their lunch boxes. For this reason, Huang Hua was whipped by the rebel accomplices.  Pass.  Zhao Jiadi finished drinking tea, picked up half a kilogram of tea leaves and put them into the packaging box, planning to give them to Xu Cai when he had time according to Li Tan's instructions. After taking a bath, he lay on the bed and received a text message from Cai Yanzhi, saying that he was going to give the little fruit to Xu Cai.  Arranged to study in Hangzhou, Zhao Jiadi supported with both hands and feet. The house in World Trade Regency is too unpopular. N¨£in¨£i always said that it doesn¡¯t matter whether the house is big or not. The most important thing is that it must be popular and not deserted, otherwise even if one person can live well,  A house with a few hundred square meters is not a blessing, but a misfortune.

    After get off work the next day, Zhao Jiadi put a small basket of Xianju Dongkui Yangmei distributed by his work unit into the cart basket. These items were delivered to me by companies that corresponded to the National Development and Reform Commission, and were naturally more expensive than those sold on the market. It tasted much better. When we arrived at the station, we picked up Xiao Guoer. Yang Cewei wanted to take a bicycle, but Zhao Jiadi took her on a leisurely path through the alleys. After riding for an hour, he returned to his home. The second question was whether she was tired, holding the little bayberry fruit in her hand. The sun was shining brightly on Lolita, who kept stealing words all the way, making her mouth and little hands turn purple. I asked her whether she was tired or not.  Xiao Guoer never vomits cores when eating bayberry. She is worthy of being the little girl brought out by Aunt Cai herself, with the demeanor of a heroine.  When they arrived at World Trade Regency, Zhao Jiadi put on an apron to cook dinner, and Xiao Guoer helped out, and together they cooked a fairly sumptuous table of meals. When Zhao Jiadi picked up the food for her, he smiled and asked where were she going to school?  Luoli is a serious student at Xuejun Primary School, No. 6, Qiuzhi Lane, Wen'er Road. I will buy a bicycle with my pocket money.  Zhao Jiadi asked, what about your spare time tasks such as learning painting, ballet, and piano?  Xiao Guo'er made a face and said, "My aunt has arranged everything for me. Don't bother you. I'm living under someone else's roof now."  Zhao Jiadi laughed dumbly and said, "I'm not afraid of trouble."  Xiao Nizi is old-fashioned and talks about melon fields and plums. You should pay attention to the influence.  Zhao Jiadi felt a sense of frustration and said helplessly: How can I attack a little girl like you?  Xiao Guoer pouted and said, Lolita girls are not allowed to change into their eighteenth birthday?  I'm 1.6 meters tall now!  Zhao Jiadi took a general look and said he didn't know. He was shocked when he saw that although the little Loli was only twelve or thirteen years old, she was really standing tall. With such a height, she must be proud of the rest of the class.  Now that she is a female, in three or four years, she might really be able to reach 1.75 meters, and then Zhao Jiadi will definitely be the first tragedy.  After dinner, it was decided who would wash the dishes and who would be assigned odd and even numbers. Today, it was left to Zhao Jiadi to clean up the mess. Xiao Guoer sat in the living room and stared at the big bluestone in a daze. He dipped his pen in water and wrote a few words, crookedly.  Her wrist strength was weak, so she was of course not good enough. When Zhao Jiadi saw her face discouraged, he comforted her after sitting down and said, "Take your time, just like you are learning to draw."  Xiao Guoer sighed, shook his head and said forget it, no matter how you write it, it won't be good for you anyway.  Zhao Jiadi patted her head and said with a smile, "You've got the wrong person."  Xiao Guo'er was not convinced and said, "Let's play chess!"  Whoever loses has to wash dishes for a week!  Zhao Jiadi is happy, chess, go, backgammon, checkers, take your pick!  Xiao Guo'er took out a box of chess from the backpack on the ground and said "Flying Chess"!  As a result, Zhao Jiadi was defeated spectacularly.  That night, Zhao Jiadi used his own method to exploit the camp system in the study room. The cute little lolita dressed in fresh clothes played Tetris with her back to him. If he lost, he would watch a horror movie that made Zhao Jiadi's mother stand on end. Then  The basket of red bayberries quickly reached the bottom, and the belly was like a bottomless cave. However, the red bayberries could not be eaten by anyone, so Zhao Jiadi did not stop him.  Before going to bed, Zhao Jiadi turned on the headlights on the large bed in the master bedroom and read a book "The Essence of Classical Poetry and Sanqu". As a result, the little Lolita stood in the doorway holding a doll with a sad look on her face.  Jia Di asked what happened?  She replied that she was in bed and couldn't sleep.  Zhao Jiadi could only say that it would be enough to stay up all night.  She didn't move, looking pitifully at Zhao Jiadi's bed.  Zhao Jiadi laughed angrily and said, "My bed is different and I can't sleep well?"  I didn¡¯t expect Xiao Guoer to be so confident. How would I know if I didn¡¯t try it?  Zhao Jiadi couldn't resist this loli and asked her to jump on the bed. He originally thought that she should go back to the room if she couldn't sleep, but she actually fell asleep peacefully, and Zhao Jiadi's "cohabitation" career began.
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