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Text no_ 24. I want to kill someone {third update}

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    (Third update!)

    Yu Lei and Fatty drank three bottles of beer one-on-one. Although it was not much, they couldn't bear to drink one bottle at a time. They drank too much, which made them talk a little loudly.

    "Liu, Uncle Liu, the meat skewers are cold, let's warm them up for brother!" Yu Lei regretted it after saying this. He was used to this way of speaking. Old Uncle Liu was two or three rounds older than him, so he praised himself in front of others.  elder brother?

    "You bastard, you've drunk so much on Uncle Liu. Do you need me to shower you with water? Come here and warm yourself up!"

    Yu Lei shrugged, not daring to be presumptuous anymore, and took the meat skewers and heated them up himself.  When the business here was busiest in the past, Yu Lei personally helped Old Uncle Liu bake, and he also learned some skills in the craft. Although he was not as good as Old Uncle Liu, it was not a problem to open a small barbecue restaurant of his own.

    The fat man, who has no character, no morals, only bad morals, grabbed a handful of skewers in his left hand and a handful of skewers in his right hand. He could tear off two or three skewers in one mouthful. Then he said in a bold voice: "Uncle Liu, I will give you another hundred yuan today."  Lei Zi is treating me, so there¡¯s no need to give more!¡±

    Yu Lei was a little panicked and regretted that because of the riddle, he ignored the fat man¡¯s all-powerful belly!

    It is said that the prime minister can punt a boat in his belly, but that is until he meets a fat man. According to legend, a fat man can hold the Titanic in his belly!

    If the fat man continues to eat like this, he may not be able to do anything with the money he has, so Yu Lei is already preparing to use the magical skill of 'Urine Escape'.

    ¡°What about that, Fatty, you eat first, I¡¯ll go to the toilet first, and I¡¯ll be back later.¡±

    The fat man wiped the grease from his mouth, slammed the table, and his rat eyes stared: "You guys want to escape again. Fatty, I have been fooled by you no less than ten times. I will let you succeed this time."  , my fat man¡¯s name is not Wu Wenmang!¡±

    Yu Lei broke out in a cold sweat: "Well, this time it's true, just believe me this time, okay?"

    "No! I, fat man, will never be fooled. Okay, then I will follow you and watch your bird. If your bird doesn't respond when you wait in the toilet, come back, fat man, and I will ask for another two hundred yuan of meat!"

    Yu Lei was about to cry. He hadn¡¯t peeed in the first place. It looked like he would have to squeeze out some more later!

    Behind Old Uncle Liu's BBQ is a hill. There is a stone step leading to the top of the mountain. There are pine trees on both sides. There are also some artificial rockeries and small artificial lakes under the rockeries. All of them are for summer vacation tourists.  prepare.

    There is a public toilet on the top of the mountain. The environment is very good. It is said that the light bulb is 500 watts and the air conditioner is on

    Yu Lei and the fat man chatted without a word, and it didn't take long for them to reach the top of the mountain. After entering the toilet, the fat man really stretched his neck to look at Yu Lei's bird, but Yu Lei pretended to flick him away, and he was frightened.  Run so far.

    The two laughed and laughed for a while. Yu Lei suddenly frowned and made a pause gesture to the fat man who was about to pounce on him again. He calmed down and listened attentively.

    Fatty knew that Yu Lei rarely showed serious expressions, so he knew that there must be something that concerned him, and he imitated Yu Lei to listen carefully.

    The tranquility of the night made the sound reach Yu Lei¡¯s ears very clearly. There should be two to three men on the other side, and a woman¡¯s voice. From the tone, it seemed that the man was going to do something passionate to the woman!

    "Nanny Xiaoqing! Haha, this name in the game is really good. Judging from your figure, it is even better than a real wet nurse!"

    "What's the name? What does this have to do with the wet nurse? Why don't you let me go? Do you want to talk to me? Great, look, there are so many stars tonight. Do you think there are stars like us there?  Where are the people? Look, the moon"

    "Okay, okay! What Zhao Jing taught you doesn't work for me. Save your saliva, or you won't have the strength to scream later."

    "Ah, what are you going to do? Come here again and I'll call someone!"

    "Shout, no one will come over even if your throat is broken!"

    Yu Lei's face was gloomy, his fists were clenched, and he couldn't help but tremble slightly. His joints were a little white, and his eyes were getting redder, maybe because of drinking or something.

    Yu Lei could tell from the voice that one of the men should be Lu Cheng, the bastard who was killed twice by him in the game, and that woman was none other than the nanny Xiaoqing!

    "Leizi, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me, Fatty!"

    Yu Lei¡¯s frown slowly unfurled, he squinted his eyes slightly and said in a calm tone: ¡°Fat man, I just realized that I have an urge to kill someone. What do you think I should do?¡±

    The fat man also suppressed his smile: "I won't go to kill people, fat man. If you want to beat someone up, I will raid the formation for you!"

    "Walk!"

    After Yu Lei finished speaking, he ran out directly, quicklyThe speed is astonishing.  It is worth mentioning that the fat man is not slow either. From a distance, he looks like a rubber ball rolling along as he follows.

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    "Call! You should scream. If you don't call us, we won't feel it. If you don't call us, we won't have the motivation!"

    "Liu Qing, there are four of us today. I, Lu Cheng, tell you seriously that I really like you. As long as you agree, you are only mine tonight, and you will be my woman from now on! If you don't agree,  Tonight you are the woman for the four of us, and I can¡¯t guarantee that you can still live in this city tomorrow. I will lock you up and go find you for fun when I think of it. I don¡¯t think you want such consequences.  Experience it!"

    "Lu Cheng, you are so despicable, aren't you afraid of being punished by law?"

    "Ha, haha, did you hear it? She is talking to me about the law! She wants to use the law to punish me! Haha, there are so many jokes tonight!"

    Lu Cheng suppressed his smile: "The law means nothing to me. My family has money, my family has power, my family has black connections, and my family has white connections. What can you say that can punish me?"

    "Ouch, who is this? I went out to brush my teeth. I was eating barbecue at the foot of the mountain and I smelled the stench. Fatty, tell me, if you saw this person with bad breath, would you knock out his teeth?  Break them off?"

    "Wow! Just take off the teeth? Brother Lei, when did you become so kind? If I were the fat man, I would glue his mouth shut no matter what."

    "Fat man, have you heard of a little story? It's said that a pig and a parrot were making an airplane. The parrot pretended to be 13 and said, waiter, give me a cup of coffee! The pig on the side saw it and also learned to say, waiter,  Bring dad a cup of coffee. The waiter came and threw the pig and parrot out of the plane. The parrot continued to pretend, "Silly 13, don't pretend to understand, dad can fly!"

    After the fat man heard this little story, he grabbed Yu Lei's hand and said excitedly: "Brother Lei, you are indeed my fat man's idol. You can tell such a philosophical story! This story tells us that there is nothing wrong with pretending to be 13."  , but you have to choose the time, the place, and the person to pretend to be with. If you pretend to understand, you will be powerful, if you pretend not to understand, you will end up dead without a whole body!"

    Yu Lei's eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, that's what it means. You are really worthy of being my loyal fan. If I tell you a short story, Fatty, you can come up with several reasons. Yes, yes, you are a bit like me!"  "

    The fat man scratched his head: "Brother Lei, the sentence is called 'draw inferences from one example'. It can be explained clearly in just four words. Aren't you tired after talking so many words? It's terrible to be uneducated!"

    Yu Lei struck Fatty on the head: "Damn Fatty, you dare to mock your idol? Have you heard of that sentence?"

    The fat man rubbed his head and asked, "Which sentence?"

    Yu Lei put his hands in his pockets, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were squinting, as if he was pretending to be 13, and said: "It's the sentence 'Brother Lei knows martial arts, no one can stop him'!"

    Hearing this, the fat man cast a look of disdain!

    The two people were teasing each other like no one else was around, making Lu Cheng and others look gloomy, while Liu Qing seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and looked at the two people who came with hope. One of them was the one who had embarrassed himself in the Internet cafe two days ago.  asshole!

    I actually showed myself that kind of thing in an Internet cafe. You know, from then on, for two whole days, every time I closed my eyes, I saw the scene of the game "Tail Line", and I couldn't control myself not to think about it. It still felt uncomfortable when I thought about it

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