In this era, Arhat Bodhisattvas walking around the world can be seen from time to time, let alone this clay sculpture.
Li Gongfu and his party, those who bought clay tires bought clay tires, and those who bought ingot candles bought ingot candles, they bought them all in a short time. .
Oh, this statue is not called "buying", it is called "please", even though they paid copper coins.
After buying it, he placed it on the table. All the incense and candles were lit, and paper gold and silver ingots were also lit underneath. The blazing fire made everyone's face turn red.
"Is this all right?" Li Gongfu asked.
The City God is also a true god. How can we invite this true god? How did Li Gongfu know that he only burned incense and paid homage on weekdays? He was very afraid that he was not sincere enough and would not be able to attract the true God.
The five ghosts looked at each other. "That's probably okay, right?"
"Hey, don't make assumptions!" Li Gongfu was anxious, "There has to be a definite explanation, right?"
Bai Fu: "Okay, okay!"
This is a waste of effort. How do you invite the true God? How do they know? They are ghosts and not gods. They don't know God's rules. All they can do is gamble.
The incense is about to burn out; a pile of paraffin drips out; gold and silver ingots continue to burn.
"Boss, why haven't you come yet?" Not to mention Li Gongfu and the others, the Five Ghosts were impatient at first. What kind of efficiency is this? It's just a ghost.
Bai Fu didn¡¯t say anything, he really didn¡¯t know. Could it be that he no longer wants his own family? Or is something stuck?
Another ghost said: "By the way, I heard from Madam Bai that Master Ning seems to be no longer in the country."
"What? Didn't you tell me earlier?" Bai Fu looked at him immediately with an annoyed look on his face.
"What's wrong?" The ghost had no idea what he had done wrong.
Bai Fu growled, wishing he could roar him to death. "He is no longer in the Song Dynasty. Do you think you can still summon him by doing this?"
"It should be possible, right?" The ghost scratched his scalp, but he wasn't so sure.
Bai Fu: "It should be possible? What do you mean he is?"
"City God!"
"You also know that you are the City God, this is not a waste of effort!"
"But he is God, and not all gods are omnipotent."
Bai Fu: "These mortals are stupid, and so are you! Is that omnipotent god? The land god only has power in his own land! Don't tell me. You didn't listen at all."
The ghost smiled shyly. Bai Suzhen had given lectures to them, but they were ghosts and not humans, so how could they pay attention to this common sense that had little to do with them.
What is the relationship between believers and God? What kind of believer can attract the attention of God? Or the god's residence has left its own place, such as the Buddha's kingdom, the land under the jurisdiction of the earth god and so on.
does it matter? Is it necessary to listen? no!
It's just that this idea is unreasonable. If it reaches Miss Qing's ears She shivers first and then immediately says: "Boss, what should I do?"
Bai Fu: "What should we do? What do you think we should do?"
"That's right. Judge, isn't there still a judge? Look for him. We've all seen the judge. It's easy to find him."
They secretly attracted Li Gongfu's attention. "what are you guys saying?"
Bai Fu: "Captain Li, we are saying that you are still short of a judge."
"Is it missing?" Li Gongfu looked at the clay statue. Rather than lacking anything, he was more willing to believe that this god only collected money and did nothing.
Li Gongfu himself doesn¡¯t believe in gods very much, otherwise he wouldn¡¯t have scolded the door god for Xiaoqing¡¯s theft of treasury silver in ¡°The Legend of White Snake¡±.
Bai Fu said: "It's missing, of course it's missing. None of us are believers in his old man. If we are not believers, we naturally can't pass on the message. It can only be conveyed by the judge."
"Head. Is there any other explanation?" asked a ghost.
???Looking at my brothers who are not achieving enough and failing more than they should, and they are always thinking about being lazy. Bai Fu wished he could crack their heads open and wake them up. "I'm a ghost, don't you know that I'm talking nonsense?"
"But head, why?" They knew the nonsense, but why they told Li Gongfu, they didn't know.
Bai Fu: "I don't believe it until I see him." I really don't want to explain.
The statue of the judge was invited again, and as soon as the incense was lit, the spider spirit started to sense it. "This is?"
"Li Gongfu's house." He immediately flew over.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The blood-stained energy is too strong, and it¡¯s not because of the priesthood. The spider spirit didn't want to stay anymore. Fortunately, Qiantang was not harmed by the war, so she was naturally willing to go.
"You look forWhat did this judge do? "
Really, there really is a judge!
The two police officers were shocked. It's not that they didn't want a god to rescue them, but the god really came. Their hearts are just
What is this called? Mr. Ye loves dragons. Yes, Ye Gong is just as awkward as a dragon.
Bai Fu slapped Li Gongfu and said, "The judge is here. Speak quickly!"
"Say, what did you say?" Li Gongfu was also a little confused. This is a fairy, really a fairy!
Bai Fu saw that Li Gongfu had lost his mind and didn't know what to say. Simply push Li Gongfu away and say on his behalf: "He hopes you can send secret soldiers to protect Qiantang County."
"What? This is impossible?" The spider spirit subconsciously refused.
Bai Fu: "How is this impossible? I heard Master Ning say that this city god has his own rules for defending the city."
"Is this what Lord Ning means?" Spider Spirit asked immediately after hearing Ning Caichen.
Bai Fu rolled his eyes, pushed Li Gongfu out again, and said, "Of course. Do you know who this person is? He is Lord Ning's relative. Tell the judge, what do you call Lord Ning?"
"Uncle-Uncle." Li Gongfu was like a puppet on strings. There is no way, this is a god, a real god. It's okay to say he's at a loss, but it's still reasonable to say he's stupid.
Spider Spirit naturally knew about Li Gongfu, and she also believed Bai Fu's lies. "But although the city god has the rules to protect the city, he still needs to activate it."
"Turn it on? Are you trying to shirk it?" Bai Fu looked disbelieving. He is a ghost, and it is normal for him to talk nonsense, but this judge is not a human being, and it is normal for him to play some weird tricks.
He didn¡¯t know that the judge in front of him was a spider spirit. He couldn't see it, and no one told him. I just thought that everyone was the same, except that one of them followed Xiaoqing and the other Ning Caichen.
Spider Spirit: "It's true. In this world, it is useless to have a priesthood alone. We also need the worship of the world. Can you ask them, do they recognize the city god's city-defending priesthood?"
Bai Fu looked strange, why was the judge so excited? oh. Yes, they are relatives of the leader! Why are gods and humans like this?
Look down on it! I look down on you! It's really embarrassing for us.
Li Gongfu didn¡¯t care what was wrong, of course he couldn¡¯t see it. He has come back to his senses, why? Is this city god willing to help defend the city? This is a good thing! "May I ask, Mr. Judge, what can we do to activate this priesthood?"
So excited! All the words were useless, and all the original intention of finding his uncle's servant was thrown out of the window. If you use people to defend the city, how can you trust the help of gods?
Spider Spirit: "It needs the approval of everyone in the city."
The Spider-Spirit did not show his face from beginning to end, and was only conveyed by his voice.
But that was enough, Li Gongfu turned around and ran outside.
Xu Jiaorong: "Gongfu, where are you going?"
"Go back to the county government office." Li Gongfu didn't even look back.
The two policemen immediately gave chase. "Boss, wait for us. Why are you in such a hurry?"
Li Gongfu: "Of course it's urgent. The traitor will be here at a moment's notice. Can I not be in a hurry?"
The second messenger hurriedly asked: "You are in a hurry, what can you do at the county government office?"
Li Gongfu: "Of course I have to ask the great master to give orders to all the people in the city. Is it possible that the three of you and I can do it?"
There were regulations in ancient times that people were not allowed to gather for no reason. This rule is strict. If you dare to break it, you will go to jail. This naturally requires the intervention of Yang Zhixian.
Not to mention how Li Gongfu persuaded Yang Zhixian. Ning Caichen also stayed in the palace for a day.
There is no way, this mortal fights. I was exhausted after three to five hours. But cultivation is still an Arhat, let alone three or five hours. Even for three to five days, I was still very energetic, without even a drop of sweat.
Ordinarily, there is a fight between gods and men in the sky, which is extremely dangerous, and Emperor Yelu should escape. But he couldn't let go of this face and was unwilling to escape. But he was not stupid. For the sake of safety, he insisted on keeping Ning Caichen.
Where is Ning Caichen? anxious. When you go out, you may have to face Yelv Zhangnu again. On the contrary, it is more comfortable and safer not to go out. Unless this Yelu Zhangnu rebels now and attacks the palace.
What's more, Ning Caichen wouldn't let go of the dragon spirit in the palace.
besides¡¡
Ning Caichen: "Your Majesty, this Jin man is indeed extremely capable of defeating Liao."
Emperor Yelu: "Yes." The man responded. But it didn't even hit my ears. "By the way, the immortal is also a god after death, so there is no way to live forever?"
This man is hopeless. I've said this, but you still have nothing to sayFeeling moved, is this my country or yours?
Ning Caichen tried every means to lure the Jin man, but he just didn't care.
Emperor Yelu said: "Let's do this! The immortal teaches me the art of immortality, and I will immediately send troops to destroy the Jin people!"
asshole! asshole! Why are you begging me? As an emperor, didn¡¯t he immediately deal with it when he heard that his country was in danger? Why isn't he like this?
Ning Caichen has anger, but nowhere to vent it.
This is so weird. I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s because the subjugated emperor was too strange, or because the inertia of history is so good that no human changes are allowed at all. Could it be that this golden man is the illegitimate son of the Jade Emperor?
No wonder Ning Caichen thinks this way, it¡¯s because the protagonist¡¯s luck is too strong. I can't move like this.
If it were just like this, Ning Caichen would not think so, but who told him to come from later generations. The Hu tribe that invaded the Central Plains had no better ending than the Jin people.
Even the Mongols were hunted in the desert for decades by Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di. But what about the golden man? Regardless of preferential treatment policies, in the end, if the emperor cannot succeed, he will still have to be an official.
If this is not the protagonist, there will be no protagonist. If you advance, you will become an emperor; if you retreat, you will not lose wealth and honor for several generations.
Damn the protagonist!
Ning Caichen was furious. "Yes, there is immortality even after death. Are you afraid that you don't want it?"
"I want it. As long as I can live forever, I want everything!" Emperor Yelu's eyes lit up and he said in his heart: Sure enough, gods are also afraid of being entangled. As long as they are entangled, they will have everything. snort! How is this possible if there is no way to live forever? This is a fairy! Fortunately, I was smart enough to react, otherwise I would have almost lost my destiny.
He was actually very proud, thinking that he had used the right method, and he was very proud of it.
Ning Caichen: "As long as you die, you can live like a ghost forever if I don't let you reincarnate."
"Ah!" The smile disappeared. Immortality is for living. If you die, how can you live forever? "Shangxian, there is no other way."
"Any other way?"
"Yes! I keep my physical body. I am very satisfied with my current body."
Ning Caichen looked at him, looking up and down: medium build. I don't have any belly, I have a good body. "have."
"Really?" Surprise.
"You can be made into a zombie, so that you are not only immortal, but also have a physical body."
??Zombies?
How could Emperor Yelu agree: "Exalted Immortal, isn't there such a thing as immortal?"
Not dead? I wish I could strangle you to death right now! His grandma¡¯s! I don't believe that they are really the darlings of heaven and earth, how can they not die despite their schemes?
Thinking this in my heart, I also said: "No. I am the God in charge of death. Don't ask me for immortality."
Ning Caichen wanted to strangle such an emperor to death, so how could he help him live forever? After saying that, he found a place to rest alone.
Bai Suzhen and Fahai don't know how long they will fight. There is such an emperor beside me. How could Ning Caichen still be in the mood to stay?
When Emperor Yelu saw that the god had made him angry, he immediately winked at Yelu Miner. Yelu Miner could only follow up.
Yelu Miner: "Ning don't be angry." She didn't know what to say, but she just came in and had to say, "Brother Huang, it's not that he doesn't trust you"
"What is that?" Ning Caichen also wanted to know.
Yelu Miner said: "Yes, it's because Wanyan Aguda is very good at dancing."
"What, what?" Ning Caichen thought he had misjudged him. Can dance, what's the reason?
Yelu Min'er said: "The emperor hadn't succeeded to the throne at that time. One year, the Wanyan tribe came to celebrate his birthday. They didn't have many gifts at that time, so they danced. That dance. The emperor still remembers it. Apart from that Besides, Brother Huang will definitely listen to everything else."
What's this? Is this the truth of history? Because of a gay relationship?
But it¡¯s hard to say. In history, there was also a historical fact that a certain queen courted her courtiers, forced them to stay away from her homeland, and even led troops to destroy them.
But it was because the man was so beautiful that the queen was in love with him, but it was not like Ning Caichen had never seen Wanyan Aguda before, so she really couldn't praise her beauty. What's more, this man and other men are having sex!
"If this is the only reason why Wanyan Agu started fighting, then it is simply too gay. How do you write about history?
Ning Caichen was confused. The "historical facts" are even more frightening. Drowsily, he fell asleep just like that.
"Ning Caichen, Ning Caichen!"
Someone is calling me.
Open your eyes, yesYelu Miner.
I was really scared, I didn¡¯t even know someone was close to me. Ning Caichen stood up: "What's the matter?"
Yelu Miner: "Ning Caichen, something bad has happened! Yelu Zhangnu has rebelled!"
"What?" Ning Caichen stood up quickly. "Where is he now?"
Ning Caichen had to be nervous. Rebellion! How could he catch up?
"He is besieging the palace."
"What?" Ning Caichen stepped out with an arrow.
Emperor Yelu is waiting outside. I heard a voice coming from far away: "Kill Song Renren Demon Dao!"
"Kill the Song Demon Dao!"
How is this going? Why is this rebellion not only advanced, but even the slogan is wrong? Historically, this guy's rebellion only happened after Emperor Tian Zuo was defeated by the Jin Dynasty and retreated to Changchun.
When Emperor Yelu saw Ning Caichen coming out, he immediately promised: "Don't worry, Immortal, I will not let them harm the Immortal."
"What the hell is going on?" Ning Caichen was confused, completely confused. Because history has become unknown to him.
Emperor Yelu said: "Don't blame the Immortal! I don't know who leaked the secret, saying that the Immortal wanted to kill me, which led them to attack the city"
Okay! This rebellion really started on his own.
Emperor Yelu added: "As long as the Immortal follows me to the city and explains to the soldiers outside, everything will be fine."
Is this really the case? Isn't this a trick played by Emperor Yelu?
King You of Zhou plays beacon fire to the princes, and it is not impossible for Emperor Zuo of Tian to find someone to perform the show. Look what he does.
Ning Caichen followed him up the wall of the palace, and when he looked outside, he saw that Lian was really him, Yelu Zhangnu. Only this time, he even brought the ladder with him.
Emperor Yelu showed his royal aura to the following: "Don't be ridiculous! This immortal is my honored guest. Anyone who dares to be disrespectful is tantamount to treason!"
The sound was so loud that I was shocked, and the shouting to kill stopped immediately.
But at this time, Yelv Zhangnu stood up and said: "Don't listen to him, everyone. Your Majesty has let this evil way control you! Everyone, follow the orders of this capital commander and attack the city. Those who capture the palace will be rewarded with ten thousand households and promoted to official positions." Sir!"
With the order, all the soldiers started to move, and ants crowded towards the palace wall.
The Hu people started by plundering. As long as there is profit, they don't care about the emperor or the emperor's palace or the imperial palace. They will attack them without fail.
Ning Caichen: "Your Majesty, please quickly put the imperial guards on guard."
Emperor Yelu: "The immortals don't need to worry, they are just worried about my safety. As long as they see me, they will be fine."
"Are you crazy or stupid? Are they rebelling?" Ning Caichen couldn't believe what he heard. Even though they were attacking the city, he still said this.
"Shangxian, it's okay. Over the years, we have also learned from the Han people's loyalty, filial piety and justice. The soldiers all know that they are loyal to the emperor and protect the country"
Listen to your nonsense! The rebellion of Yelu Zhangnu has been recorded in the history books. Tell me, do I believe your unreliable nonsense, or do I believe in history.
He is unable to care about it
The ladder has been erected, and the soldier is about to climb up. But Emperor Tianzuo of Yelu Yanxi Liao Kingdom was talking nonsense while saying to the soldiers guarding the palace: "It's okay! They are just worried about me, not rebelling! The Khitans will not fight the Khitans"
After all the nonsense, the palace guards really stopped defending and allowed the rebels outside to climb up.
If Ning Caichen knew Yelu Yanxi¡¯s true thoughts, he would be furious to death.
Yelu Yanxi: Let¡¯s make a fuss! Make a fuss! Make a fuss! The more serious the trouble you make and the harder you push him, the more I can live forever! Make a fuss! It will annoy him to death
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