"What the hell are you doing? Why don't you reply when I send you so many messages?" Monk Hua said depressedly.
Lin Feng was currently having further communication with the Dream Elf. After all, it was about his own body, and he had no time to pay attention to Monk Hua.
After listening to what the Fantasy Elf said, Lin Feng's mind was filled with confusion. What the hell is going on? Ou Yezi came out. Although I didn't play much Fantasy Westward Journey before and didn't have any special understanding of the characters in it. But he was sure that there was no Ou Yezi in the previous Fantasy Westward Journey.
"I have never heard of such a person in Fantasy Westward Journey before. Could he have come back from time travel?" Lin Feng asked in disbelief.
Dream Elf: "You really have a problem with your IQ. You said it was in the past. There were no lights, phones, or computers before. We are not talking about the past, but now. Anyway, I have told you It's up to you, whether you want to learn or not is your problem. This news is just to compensate you. Now you know everything you want to know. If you have any questions, just ask them!"
"No, I know everything I want to know. I know your IQ is slightly higher than that of a pig, but it's not much better. Okay, you can leave quickly. I've been writing for a long time and you haven't given me any actual compensation. You want me to continue investing, what a bastard." Lin Feng regained his train of thought and said calmly. Wait, what would happen if I ran away from my baby to practice? Lin Feng suddenly remembered a key issue. Since the baby does not fall into the category of mutation, he should not have to pay double the price. But the answer from the Dream Elf made him completely despair.
The original words of Dream Elf were: "You idiot, you need to run the baby's training stone yourself, right? Since you are a kind of mutation, you have to work twice as hard as others, and your baby's attack is only It's just a little bit higher than others, not much higher. After all, the game needs to be balanced. You can't mess up the whole game because of your mutant character. It's very unethical to do that. Okay, everything you want to know Got it, don¡¯t bother me anymore when you have nothing to do. It¡¯s an insult to me to talk to someone with your IQ.¡±
"Damn it, Xipi, why do I have such a low IQ? Damn it, if you don't explain it clearly to me today, we didn't play. What kind of thing are you? Aren't you just a program in the game? You don't even count as a human being." Go on, I have a low IQ. I think the person who designed you has an even lower IQ. Damn it, who are these people? You can get into such big trouble just by playing a game. To put it nicely, my body has become stronger. You're trying to force your grandma's legs, you bastard dream elf, I won't let you go, just wait for me." Lin Feng cursed uncontrollably.
In fact, you can't blame Lin Feng for this. No one would be happy if something like this happened to him, let alone let him talk to you in a pleasant manner. If he didn't chop you alive with a kitchen knife, it would be very difficult. Not bad.
"Your kid's head was caught by the door panel. Who are you scolding? I didn't provoke you. Damn it, when did I say that your IQ is low? Damn it, why am I not a human being anymore? Why don't you tell me today? Let me make it clear, we are not playing, I want to duel with you, you bastard is too bullying." Monk Hua scolded angrily.
Lin Feng stared blankly at the message sent by Hua Monk, his head was confused, this How could this happen? I was confused by the dream spirit, how could I explain to Hua Monk? She said that the dream elf has an IQ, so he must have thought me a fool. I have suffered eight generations of bad luck. First, I had sex after drinking, and I fell in love with the wrong woman. I was forced to have a family and couldn't do it. I couldn't fuck a girl, and I finally managed to get rid of this sexy beauty, but something like this happened, and now my IQ is lower than that of a three-year-old child. Has my IQ always been this low? Damn it, if my IQ was low, why would those women be coaxed by me to lie down obediently and let me take what I wanted? There is absolutely no doubt about my IQ. So what is the problem? Dream elf? Probably not. As far as its IQ wants to fight me, it is like a rabbit and a lion competing in physical combat. They are not on the same level. It would be an insult to me to argue with it. Could it be that I didn't look at the almanac when I had sex with Liu Yujie, so it was an unlucky day? Why the hell am I such a bastard? No matter what Liu Yujie was like before, at least he was still a virgin when he followed me. Based on this, I, Lin Feng, can never be sorry to her. Although I like to flirt with women, this is a man's. It's not just me. I just need to control myself as much as possible. If I can't control myself anymore, I just don't let her know. Although I, Lin Feng, am a bit of a beast, I will never do anything worse than a beast. I do it, my character is not to admit defeat, Fantasy Westward Journey? You want to play with me, right? I'm obsessed with you. Let's see who plays with you.Who has passed. However, Dream Elf said that my physical fitness was changing, so he probably wasn¡¯t crazy about me. If nothing else, he just said that my skills in bed were indeed not as good as before. This girl, Liu Yujie, had to hide at home. Man To do this is enough to be proud of. But then again, this guy Hua Monk unexpectedly had that kind of affair. Although there was a financial transaction, at least in the beginning, the woman was willing to do it. Why didn't I encounter such a good thing? No, Mr. Feng, I have to keep working hard, and when the time comes, I will also have a taste of sleeping with a big quilt, but if I want to sleep with a big quilt, I need to feed Liu Yujie first. This is easy to handle, but this This girl is a jealous person. You must not let her overturn her jealousy. If that happens, let alone sleeping with me, even I will be eaten to death by this girl. I can¡¯t eat hot tofu in a hurry, let alone two people. A woman. This matter still needs to be considered in the long term. There is no need to rush. Good things need to be considered slowly.
"Asshole, you are talking, why are you not talking? You bastard, hurry up and say something. If you don't explain it clearly to me today, you won't be able to live in peace. I'm going to cost you." Monk Hua shouted angrily.
Okay, I'm thinking of all the good things, but I even forgot about this guy. Forget it, I've already offended him anyway. It doesn't make any difference to play and explain for a while earlier. Now I'll learn the skills first, and then I'll have my own With Bao's strength, he is even more comfortable when brushing the Inner Demon Orb. Lin Feng thought silently.