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- Let¡¯s talk about the originally beautiful Chentangguan. Because Nezha shot the Queen Mother in the face, the heavenly soldiers and generals were summoned to attack him. They surrounded the majestic pass like an iron barrel. The heavenly court showed its prestige and sternly asked Li Jing to hand over Nezha. Cut to pieces with a thousand cuts, otherwise the pass will be washed away with blood and no chickens or dogs will be left.
Nezha is Li Jing¡¯s sweetheart and biological son. How can there be any reason in the world for parents to risk their children¡¯s lives with their own hands? But if Nezha is not handed over, countless people in Chentangguan will suffer. As the commander-in-chief, Li Jing will never allow such a thing to happen.
Looking at a room full of crying family members, looking at his wife Yin who fainted from crying, and looking at Nezha with his chin held high and an unyielding look on his face, Li Jing let out a long sigh and walked out the door.
Li Jing raised his head to the sky, facing the countless heavenly soldiers and generals, and the heavenly marshals above the clouds, Li Jing fell to his knees with a pop.
"The Immortal is above, Li Jing is polite!"
Seeing Li Jing coming out, nine marshals flew out from above the clouds.
?????????? Dear guards, where are these nine marshals from? Let's hear what's said.
There is a saying that the Beidou Jiuchen should be transformed into essence and become the Nine Gods.
The nine gods are Tianpeng, Tianren, Tianheng, Tianfu, Tianying, Tiannei, Tianzhu, Tianxin and Tianqin. It is called Shun Zhi Chen, which controls Yin and Yang, harmonizes with heaven and earth, advocates good fortune, takes advantage of the three bright stars to respond to the four seasons, builds eight festivals according to the moon, and advances and retreats in the nine palaces of the calendar.
In the Haotian Heavenly Court, the leaders of the heavenly soldiers and generals are these nine marshals, among which Tianpeng is the head of the marshals.
"Li Jing! You are really hateful! You raised a wicked son and committed such a heinous act. Why don't you kidnap him immediately!" Marshal Tianpeng has been in heaven for a long time, and he has always maintained that one person is inferior to ten thousand people in heaven. The guy was very arrogant. He shook the mountain ax in his hand, stared at Li Jing, and shouted loudly.
Li Jing raised his head, cupped his hands and said: "Exalted Immortal! What the evildoer did is indeed killing him ten thousand times is not an exaggeration. But the evildoer is just a child and can't tell right from wrong, so he got into a big disaster and looked forward to it." Immortal can report to the Emperor of Heaven and spare the life of the evil son, Li Jing is grateful!"
After hearing what Li Jing said, Marshal Tianpeng was so angry that he screamed: "Hey! Li Jing! You are also a sensible master, but why are you such a bastard today! Your son is young!? If he is older, I'm afraid even the Emperor of Heaven will shoot him! Don't talk nonsense and tie up Nezha quickly, otherwise I will turn your Chentangguan into a sea of ??blood and a mountain of corpses with a single order!"
"Exalted Immortal! The trouble was all caused by children. The people of Chentangguan are innocent. I hope the Immortal will be merciful!" Li Jing begged bitterly.
"Bullshit! I don't care about the life or death of these bullshit people. If you don't hand over Nezha, I will let these people be buried with you!" Marshal Tianpeng smiled coldly.
"You piece of shit! Just watch!" Marshal Tianpeng was so unreasonable that he had already annoyed Mr. Nezha who was standing next to him!
Good Nezha! He walked forward, held up the Qiankun Circle, and smashed it towards the canopy with a whine.
The Qiankun Circle came so quickly that Marshal Tianpeng couldn't dodge it and hit him. He screamed and fell down with his face covered in blood.
"Kill me!" Marshal Tianpeng got up, his face was bleeding profusely, and he didn't care much. He waved the flag in his hand, and the heavenly soldiers and generals shouted in unison, and they were about to wash Chentangguan with blood.
"Evil son!" Li Jing grabbed Nezha, shook his hand and gave Nezha a slap in the face, and said angrily: "Is it difficult for you to watch these countless people die?!"
"Dad! These people are so unreasonable!" Nezha said loudly.
"Alas!" Li Jing looked at Nezha and his exquisite son, sighed, turned around, and said to the nine marshals: "Fellow immortals, it is the fault of a father who is not a godfather, and a bad son will cause trouble. , as a father, I cannot absolve myself of the blame. Do you think this can work? Let my son go. I, Li Jing, will die to thank Heaven!"
Li Jing put the sword on his neck, opened his eyes wide, and shouted loudly.
"Commander! You must not do this!"
"Commander, you can't do that!"
Countless people in Chentangguan cried bitterly after hearing this.
Since he became the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, Li Jing has been honest and upright, and has managed the place peacefully. The people live and work in peace and contentment. When he saw such a good parent, the officer would kill himself, but the people did not agree.
"Bah! Li Jing, who are you!? If you die, you will die! Nezha must be handed over today!" Tian Peng sneered, how could he agree?
"What a heaven! No distinction between right and wrong, confusing right and wrong! What a heaven!" After hearing Tianpeng's words, Li Jing was so angry that he cursed.
"Bold! Good, good! If I don't show you some color today, where will the majesty of my heavenly court be?! Come, give me my order, and wash Chentangguan with blood!"
Marshal Tianpeng shouted loudly, and countless heavenly soldiers and generals came to fight, all like wolves and tigers.
EyeSeeing that Chentangguan was about to leave chickens and dogs alone, at this moment, a stream of light flew towards them, and a person fell down, blocking the way of the heavenly soldiers and generals.
I saw this person, walking on a pair of lotus silk shoes, wearing a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, a pair of chained gold armor, and a colorful short tiger skin skirt wrapped around his crotch. Thinking about a big shiny stick, facing the countless heavenly soldiers and generals, he laughed, and after laughing, his voice like a broken gong came out with a poem!
"Old Haotian has a ball of shit, Queen Mother is naked, Third Junior Brother is going to cum on his face, and Old Sun is here alone!"
Come on, this man was extremely intoxicated, scratching his head and head, and said to himself: "Master has been saying all day long that I am uneducated and can't get wet, haha, my old grandson made my hands very wet today! Well, yes, so wet, So wet!¡±
After being intoxicated, he picked up the stick in his hand and shouted loudly: "The gang of bastards on the opposite side are reporting each other by name. I, Old Sun, will not die under my stick!"
This shout was like a thunderbolt in the sky, shaking all the soldiers and generals on that day.
"Oh! Who is this person!? He turns out to have the cultivation level of Daluo Jinxian, he is really amazing!" Even Tian Peng was shocked when he saw this person.
Dear readers, looking at the world, besides Wukong, who else can be such a coquettish person, such a cool talker, and such a slutty person? !
Although Marshal Tianpeng is powerful, he is just a Daluo True Immortal. He does have good eyesight. He can tell at a glance that this monkey is not easy to mess with, but he has never known him. He turned to Tianren next to him and said: "Second brother, this guy is yours Do you recognize him?"
"I don't know him either." Tian Ren looked at the monkey, shook his head, thought for a while, and said: "Brother, Nezha is Huang Shiren's apprentice. The one who can come to take the lead must be Huang Shiren's comrade." . I heard that Huang Shiren, a bitch, has two apprentices. They are very powerful. They are both born with different species, monkeys without a father and a mother. These two apprentices are named Sun Wukong. Their abilities are superior to those of others, especially It¡¯s Qi B¡¯s tiger-skin short skirt, which is famous all over the world. I think this guy also has one, could it be that Sun Wukong?¡±
"Yes, yes!" Lao Santianheng next to him jumped out as if he had been pricked by a needle, grabbed Tianpeng's arm, and said anxiously: "Brother, this Sun Wukong is a ruthless guy, you can't afford to offend him!"
"Is Sun Wukong very powerful?" Tianpeng was a little unconvinced.
"It's more than awesome!?" Tian Heng swallowed, made some gestures, and said loudly: "That's simply quite awesome!"
"Then can you describe to my elder brother what a powerful method Sun Monkey has?" Tianpeng said.
Tian Heng scratched his stomach and said, "Brother, this Monkey King has golden hair and is very good at fighting! In short, in short in short, he is very yellow and violent!"
With one sentence, Tianpeng was dumbfounded.
If this is really the case, what should we do? Although we have a large number of people, it is difficult to deal with Sun Wukong, Daluo Jinxian!
Canopeng looked back at the black chariot behind him, but then laughed again: "With the one behind him, even ten Sun Wukongs are no match for him. Don't be afraid."
Withdrawing his gaze, Canopy, whose face was covered with blood, gave a weird laugh, swung his mountain ax, and led the eight brothers to kill them.
"Sun Monkey, you really think your life is too long! If you are wise, get out of here, or you will be killed too!" Tianpeng said.
Wukong gave a bad laugh, was too lazy to pay attention to Tianpeng and others, and went straight to Li Jing and Nezha.
"Is this Supreme Immortal a disciple of Senior Huang Shiren?" Li Jing had long heard that Huang Shiren's two disciples were both monkeys, and had also heard about Wukong's demeanor. He had just heard that this guy's hands were so wet, so he guessed that they were the same. Ten.
"Hehe, besides that old bitch, Master, who can accept me as a disciple?" Wukong smiled and waved to Nezha: "Come here, come here!"
Nezha walked over with his chin held high, not afraid of Wukong at all.
Wukong looked up and down, back and forth, and nodded: "Yes, my master is a bitch, but he has good taste."
After finishing talking to himself, he said to Nezha: "Come on, come on, call me Second Senior Brother."
Nezha had long known that he was Sun Wukong, so he should be called Sun Wukong, so he shouted: "Second Senior Brother!"
"Hey! Good, good!" shouted the second senior brother, which made Wukong overjoyed. He patted Nezha on the head and said: "Call me again, call me again!"
"Second senior brother!" Nezha also laughed when he saw him like this.
"Okay, okay!" Wukong was next to Huang Shiren, calling him Senior Brother Yuan Hong all day long. Has anyone ever called him Senior Brother? Although Ao Bing became the fourth child as a disciple, the time was too short and he never shouted a few times.
After hearing Nezha¡¯s shouting, Wukong was so happy that he scratched his head and ears, feeling extremely excited
"Good junior brother! What a fucking relief you are! Especially when you shoot the Queen Mother in the face, and how charming our master is! Don't worry, there is a second senior brother here today, and those idiots won't even hurt a hair. I can¡¯t help you!¡±
Wukong¡¯s furry thug pinched Nezha¡¯s pink little face, smiled brightly at Nezha, and suddenly turned around and stood in front of Nezha!
The setting sun was like blood, and the figure of the dead monkey blocked Nezha's sight like a mountain, blocking the oncoming heavenly soldiers and generals who were shouting to kill him!
At this moment, Nezha, who had never lowered his head and never shed tears, suddenly burst into tears!
This figure is like a red iron, deeply imprinted on Nezha's heart!
This is my senior brother!
Is this the friendship between senior fellow apprentices?
"You bunch of bastards, how dare you come to trouble my third junior brother, you are really a bunch of bastards who are desperate for their lives! Come on, come on, take a beating from me!"
Good Wukong!
Standing in front of Nezha, the monkey's face was twisted, and with a wave of his hand, the 13,500-jin Ruyi golden hoop in his hand grew into the wind, thrust it into the clouds, and came across like a hundred thousand mountains, facing the day. The soldiers and generals swept away!
Woo! ! ! ! ! !
The shadows of the sticks are overwhelming, leaving no chance for survival!
Boom! This stick struck with thunder and hit the heavenly soldiers and generals hard!
ah!
ah!
ah! ! !
Endless screams resounded through the sky, and the heavenly soldiers and generals who had been coaxing each other were knocked to pieces, and red rain began to fall all over the sky!
Good Wukong! With just one stick, 30% of the ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals were killed!
"Hehehehe, it's fun, it's fun! Those nine bad guys on the opposite side, come and die quickly!" Wukong shook his stick, and a stream of light flew towards Tianpeng and others!
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