Let's talk about the opening ceremony of Taoism. The whole group of saints and giants left. Even Taoist Lu Ya was taken to Zixiao Palace by Taishang Laojun. Only the leader of Tongtian Cult was left. The relationship between Huang and Tongtian was very close. They originally wanted the two brothers to have a good time and let the beautiful female disciples of Tongtian sect play together. Unexpectedly, the leader of Tongtian said something, which scared Huang Shiren's anus.
"Master, is there any trouble related to life and death?" Huang Shiren scratched his head, thought about it seriously, and said, "I have been staying in Lingjiu Mountain for the past two or three years to build a home. I didn't go out to cause trouble?"
These words made Tongtian Cult Leader laugh or cry.
"You don't, but your precious disciple said otherwise." Leader Tongtian chuckled.
"Apprentice?!" Huang Shiren turned to look at Yuan Hong, Wukong and the newly recruited Ao Bing, and said coldly: "You three bastards, what did you do to hide it from me!?"
"Master, I have been staying here for the past few years and never leave, and you know it!" Yuan Hong responded loudly.
Too. Yuan Hong has been hanging around under my nose all day, and this guy has a simple mind and will not do bad things.
"Master, I just became a disciple today and I have never done anything bad." Ao Bing saw Huang Shiren's unkind expression and quickly clarified it.
Yes. Ao Bing can only tease and flirt with women, but he can't do anything else.
"Wukong, that's you!" Huang Shiren smiled at Wukong, waved his hand, and showed his golden finger.
"Ah yes! Master, don't mess around!" Wukong was not afraid of anything but Huang Shiren's golden finger. When he saw his master showing off this notorious treasure in the fairy world, he was so frightened that he jumped more than five feet away and shook Qi B Wearing a short tiger-skin skirt, she said aggrievedly: "Master, you are such a bastard, why did you wrong me indiscriminately! I have been practicing carefully at Chaoge's residence for the past two or three years, and I have done nothing!"
¡°You really didn¡¯t do it!?¡±
"Apart from occasionally peeking at women bathing, picking peaches in the Chaoge Royal Garden when I have nothing to do, and going out to scare children in the middle of the night, I really haven't done much!" Wukong, who has a monkey temper, was very annoyed. He turned to the leader of Tongtian and started weighing the food without saying a word. Ruyi Golden Cudgel: "You damn old man! How could you let Master wrongly accuse me!?"
Leader Tongtian shook his head and said to Huang Shiren: "Scabby, I'm not talking about them."
"It's not them?" Looking at the meaningful smile of Master Tongtian, Huang Shiren suddenly realized: "Is it my third disciple Nezha!?"
"Exactly."
"What's wrong with Nezha!?" Lao Huang suddenly became anxious and grabbed the sleeve of the Tongtian leader.
Although these three apprentices have not stayed together for long since they were accepted, for Huang Shiren, these three apprentices are also his lifeblood, so how can they cause any trouble! ? Besides, this guy is also very rare on the Nuwa Empress side. If something bad happens, Nuwa Empress gets angry and she has a few lives.
¡°Didn¡¯t you just see that Haotian looked like he was going to kill you before he left?¡± Leader Tongtian said with a smile.
"It's a long story. If I want to blame that old bitch, Master, I went to heaven and plundered so many things from others, leaving them with nothing but big pants. How can you not be angry when you see me?" Huang Shiren thought of Haotian. His face was also embarrassed.
"Besides this, the bad things your good disciple does are also one of them." Leader Tongtian smiled from ear to ear.
"What, Nezha has offended Haotian!?" Huang Shiren was shocked.
That¡¯s not right! I have done a very straightforward job with this apprentice. In The Romance of the Gods, Nezha kills Ao Bing, convulses and peels off his skin, offending the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and shoots the boy of Empress Shiji to death, causing Empress Shiji to go to Chentangguan, and finally has to cut off her flesh to return it to her mother. Eviscerating the bones and returning the father's body was a tragedy. In order to prevent his good apprentice from repeating such a tragedy, he defeated the Dragon King and killed Shi Ji. He should be fine! ? How could I offend Haotian! ?
The more Huang Shiren thought about it, the more he felt that the matter might be serious.
No matter how awesome the Dragon King of the East China Sea is, he is just the leader of the water tribe. No matter how awesome Empress Shiji is, she is just an immortal. But Haotian is different. He is the Jade Emperor of Heaven. Even the leader of Tongtian Sect does not dare to offend easily. Nezha is not the same. Boy, if you mess with me, how can you get better? ! Besides, because Lu Ya had a grudge against Haotian last time, so Haotian couldn't let Nezha go?
"Leader, please tell me what's going on. What's going on?" Huang Shiren stopped mentioning the bastard Yibamo and grabbed Tongtian Cult Leader.
The leader of Tongtian Cult twirled his beard before explaining everything clearly.
Nezha is reluctant to leave.After leaving Huang Shiren and returning to Chentangguan, life was going very well.
Li Jing and his wife only had a son like him in front of them, and it was not easy to get him. Especially Li Jing, they were overjoyed to see Nezha's abilities and extremely high cultivation. The couple loved him so much that they held it in the palm of their hands and were afraid of dropping it in their mouths. The fear melted in his mouth. He wanted the stars but dared not give them to the moon, and wanted the moon but dared not give them the sun.
Nezha's character is not afraid of anything, and the couple is so doting on him. He soon became a big scourge in Chentangguan. He wandered around and caused trouble all day long, causing trouble in the originally peaceful Chentangguan. , there was a lot of chatter every day, letters of complaint from the common people flew like snowflakes to Li Jing's desk, which made Li Jing furious. He strictly disciplined his son and even started to fight, but Nezha didn't listen at all. Father and son The two fought to the death, sometimes even fighting in person.
Although Li Jing is a father, his skills are not as good as Nezha's. He is repaired every time and loses all face. He becomes more and more uncontrollable and extremely distressed.
Fortunately, due to Nezha's child's character, Chentangguan got tired of playing, so he took a few servants out of the gate and wandered around. Although there were misfortunes along the way, nothing serious happened.
On this day, Nezha asked Li Jing to go hunting. Li Jing was afraid that he would cause trouble, so he refused, so he asked his general to lock Nezha in his room. Nezha has the cultivation level of Daluo Jinxian. No matter how he is trapped, he will be locked up here and run out over there.
Wandering around the courtyard, I had no time to play, so I ran to the tower to enjoy the cool air. I saw a bow on the weapons rack, named Qiankun Bow, and three arrows, named Sky-shattering Arrows. I felt happy. . I thought: Master told me to practice martial arts diligently and follow him everywhere in the future to kill people and set fires. There are bows and arrows here. They are all good things. If I don't practice, I will be sorry to Master.
Nezha took the bow and arrows, and without telling the servants, he set up a hot wheel and flew out of Chentangguan. He first went to the East China Sea to take a bath, and killed the East China Sea Yaksha and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals who were looking for trouble. Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, knew that he was Huang Shiren's apprentice, so he had to swallow his anger, thinking that he was unlucky and did not dare to provoke him.
After taking a bath, Nezha got tired of playing, stepped on the hot wheel, and headed straight towards the heaven.
At this time, Haotian did not accept many people in the Heavenly Court, and because Lu Yatong scraped the ground and greatly damaged their vitality, the few immortal soldiers and generals were assigned by Haotian to search for spiritual materials to rebuild the Heavenly Court, so they looked around unmanned.
Nezha was hanging out in Nuo Da¡¯s heaven, having fun. After all, it was heaven, and the mortal world couldn¡¯t compare. After going back and forth, I actually went to Haotian's horse farm. Nezha had a filial piety and followed the master. He saw that the master had no mounts and saw that the fairy horses in front of him were all dragon colts. He wanted to get ten or eight horses and bring them back to the master, but he had already broken out. Haotian took Bi Mawen, who was guarding the Tianma, to recognize Nezha. He always regarded himself as a member of the heaven. He looked at the top of his head and saw Nezha's ten children. The little Tai Sui was angry, activated the wind and fire wheels, shook the fire-tip spear, and used the Qiankun Circle and Hun Tian Ling in his hands to kill all the people in the racecourse.
So, Nezha still couldn't get over his anger and flew all the way in the heaven, wreaking havoc. After going back and forth, he entered the Queen Mother's backyard. Immortal soldiers had already come out to kill him, but they all died in his hands. Finally, the Queen Mother was alerted and came out to capture him personally.
Although the Queen Mother had some means, she could not resist Nezha's magic weapon. After a long battle, she was defeated and ran away. Nezha opened the Qiankun Bow and took a sky-shattering arrow. With only one arrow, the Queen Mother screamed. , fell down from the air, fell into pieces, and then returned with satisfaction!
"When I came, I heard that Haotian had sent heavenly soldiers and generals to surround Chentangguan and asked Li Jing to hand over Nezha, otherwise the pass would be washed away with blood and no chickens or dogs would be left." The Tongtian leader told the story, and Huang Shiren was dumbfounded. !
I¡¯ll wipe it! Why are all the disciples I accept so worried? You are not my disciple, you are my ancestor!
"If you shoot an immortal or kill the Dragon King of the East China Sea, it doesn't matter to me! But if you don't mess with anyone, you go to Haotian to cause trouble!
The first time, your master scraped the whole heaven into rubble. The second time, your master and I used people¡¯s treasures to rebuild Lingjiu Mountain, and sent invitations to people in splendor, without any concern for the face and feelings of the majestic Emperor of Heaven. , this time, not only did you kill countless heavenly soldiers and generals, but you even shot down the queen mother with one arrow!
Haotian's Dog Day is a well -known Lord who is afraid of his wife. He had killed my heart. If you do this, there is just an excuse. How can people come to the door?
Huang Shiren was so angry that the Three Corpse Gods jumped violently, their seven orifices were full of disgust, their mouths were crooked, their eyes were squinting, and they were smiling bitterly.
The Jade Emperor Haotian was originally the personal Taoist boy of Taoist Hongjun, and later became the Lord of Heaven, nominally managing the three realms. Although the strength of Heavenly Court is not as good as that of Chanjiao and Jiejiao, he is the Emperor of Heaven after all. Even Taishang Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Cult Leader are all respectful to him. Your master, IWhat to do this time! ?
Lu Ya was taken to the Zixiao Palace by the bald Supreme Supreme Being. The master's manpower was tight. Although Haotian's soldiers and generals were not good at it, if Haotian stabbed him to the Zixiao Palace, there would be a big fuss! Haotian becoming the Lord of Heaven is recognized by Hunyuan Heavenly Dao, which means that Hunyuan is definitely on Haotian's side. With this excuse, if he takes the initiative, Hunyuan can kill him without hesitation!
wipe! Please save you, Master. I am afraid that I, like the Clay Bodhisattva, cannot save myself when crossing the river. If I don¡¯t save you, you are my good disciple. How can Master bear to see you suffer! ?
Thinking about it over and over, Huang Shiren was so anxious that he was sweating profusely and stamping his feet!
? ##Next chapter, there will be a big fuss in Chentangguan. Let me give you a preview, there is an extremely awesome ancient character about to appear. hehe. Please end it!