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- Let¡¯s talk about the Taoist opening ceremony. First the leader of Tongtian came to Lingjiu Mountain, then Yuanshi Tianzun and the Taoist Taoist came, and then Taishang Laojun also came late. It was really a great gathering of saints.
This old man is worthy of being the leader of the Three Pure Ones. With just a casual glance, Huang Shiren was a little unable to resist. Comparing their cultivation levels, there was really a huge gap!
"Old official, it's me!" Huang Shiren came to Laojun, looked at the green cow, and said happily: "Old official, you are a good green cow, full of meat. Today, I am worried about having no meat. , do it, kill it and eat the meat, how about?"
"You bastard!" Lu Ya, the leader of Taishang Laojun and the Three Pure Ones, was not polite to Huang Shiren. He swept away the dust in his hands and Huang Shiren fell to the ground with blood on his head.
"Brother Taoist, I don't have any gifts when I come here, just a small cauldron as a congratulatory gift." After finishing cleaning up Huang Shiren, Taishang Laojun chuckled, waved his sleeves, and a cauldron fell into Lu Ya's hands.
This stove top is greenish-brown all over and is filled with spiritual light. It is not an ordinary thing.
"It turned out to be the stepless cauldron among the three great cauldrons in the Bajing Palace. Haha, yes, I accepted it. I will make some elixirs for the kids when I have time." Lu Ya also recognized the goods and was overjoyed, so he accepted it.
Huang Shiren looked at it and nodded repeatedly. In terms of scheming, Yuanshi Tianzun and Jieying Taoist are no match for Laojun. This old man attacked him and showed off his authority, but he was able to turn around and give a generous gift to suppress Lu Ya's anger. What a good trick!
He is indeed the most scheming guy in the world!
"Are you all here?" Taishang Laojun looked at Yuanshi Tianzun next to him and asked.
"Except for Haotian, I'm afraid everyone is here." Yuanshi Tianzun nodded.
"Hello over there. Brother Lu Ya, let's go into the palace?" Taishang Laojun pointed at the man who went to the human world that day and smiled.
"Let's go." Lu Ya nodded, and a group of immortals entered the hall and sat down one after another.
Not to mention those ordinary immortals, these saints are all very good acquaintances. They can't help but exchange a few words with each other, especially Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Cult Master, who can't help but ridicule each other and fight with each other.
"Today is a big day, why doesn't Haotian come?" Yuanshi Tianzun saw that there would probably be friction if the two of them fought, so he quickly changed the subject.
"About this, I have to ask Taoist Brother Lu Ya?" Taoist Jieyin looked at Lu Ya and smiled.
After hearing this, all the immortals bowed their heads and smiled evilly.
Lu Ya had blown the entire courtyard into rubble. This matter had already been spread throughout the country, so how could everyone not know about it.
"If Haotian doesn't come, I'll just go and invite him myself." Taoist Lu Ya looked shameless.
wipe! You go again! ? If you go again, Haotian may even be scratched off by you!
"The Emperor of Heaven has arrived!" While the immortals were scorning Lu Ya, drum music sounded strangely outside the mountain. However, outside the south sky, a group of immortal soldiers and generals came. They were all listless. In the middle was an immortal chariot with two oxen. It was also in tatters and miserable.
The car stopped and the Haotian Jade Emperor walked out. Without his dragon robe, he had to change into a pearl Taoist robe. He walked in with an angry look on his face.
"Oh, isn't this Brother Tiandi? Welcome!" Huang Shiren stepped forward and stretched out his paw to shake hands.
"Huh!" Haotian didn't even look at him, just ignored him, came to Taishang Laojun and others, nodded and greeted him, which made Lao Huang very unhappy.
"Okay, everyone, everyone is here. I think it's time for the grand ceremony to begin." Seeing the smell of gunpowder everywhere in the hall, Taishang Laojun quickly brought up the topic.
"Exactly." Empress Nuwa was also afraid that Huang Shiren would suffer from long nights and many dreams, so she nodded and said: "Brother Taishang, you are Master's eldest disciple. Today, Master will be in charge of this matter, and you must be the one to preside over it." Genus."
"good."
"Exactly!"
Several other saints also responded one after another.
Taishang Laojun was not polite. He walked to the big case and acted as the host. He took the Taoist crown that had been prepared on the desk, nodded to Huang Shiren, and motioned for Huang Shiren to come forward for the coronation.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??? He swaggered forward and made a move that stunned countless people!
This guy actually took the Taoist temple from Taishang Laojun¡¯s hand and put it on his head!
wipe! Isn¡¯t this self-coronating! How shameless!
In full view of everyone, countless immortals spit!
"My master is awesome! You guys, why don't you meet the leader!?" Wukong was over there, but regardless of these bullshit rules, when he saw his master wearing a Taoist crown and officially becoming the leader, he screamed strangely and knelt down with his butt sticking out.land.
"See the leader!" Yuan Hong, Zhu Zizhen and others also knelt on the ground and shouted with a voice like a broken gong!
"See the leader!"
"The leader of the church will live for thousands of generations, and he will stab the world in one go!"
"The leader shows off his power and stabs all over the world!"
"My ancestor is awesome!"
"My ancestor is mighty!"
There are hundreds of thousands of little demons, howling and shouting, what a lively event!
Seeing Yuanshi Tianzun, he couldn't help but grin: I thought that Third Junior Brother Tongtian had a bunch of low-class people with scales and horns under him, but I didn't expect that Huang Shiren was more mean than others, and the people under him were even more mean. Got it!
Lao Huang didn't care so much, he sat on the big seat, looked at a group of brothers, disciples, and hundreds of thousands of children, laughed loudly, and waved: "Children are tall! In the future, we will be bigger He eats meat, drinks from a big bowl, and picks up girls with his hands. That bitch dares to go against us, what do you think!?"
"Kill his mother-in-law!"
"It will turn the whole family upside down!"
"Digging up the graves of his mother's eighteenth generation ancestors!"
The little demons shouted in unison, which shook the rainy sky.
"Hahaha, not bad! Not bad! My ancestor's love for you is not in vain!" After hearing this, Lao Huang was overjoyed, turned his face, looked at the saints, and said happily: "Brothers, did you hear it clearly? ?¡±
The saints were so angry that they shook their heads and stamped their feet.
The ceremony was completed and the business was over, so naturally a group of people drank and mingled. Especially these respectable people entered the inner room, set up a table alone, and talked while drinking.
"Brother Lu Ya, I came here this time on the orders of Zixiao Palace to let Brother Dao go to Zixiao Palace to live for a while. Brother Dao has been too tired in the past few years. It's time to go and enjoy the blessings." That¡¯s it.¡± Taishang Laojun smiled at Taoist Lu Ya.
"Damn it! I'm afraid Hunyuan has banned me!" Taoist Lu Ya was very unhappy after hearing this.
"Haha, Brother Dao is joking." Taishang Laojun smiled slightly and said: "But the promise made by Brother Dao before has not been forgotten."
"I know! I'll go when the ceremony is over!" Lu Ya rolled his eyes at Taishang Laojun.
"Master, what do you mean?!" Huang Shiren was heartbroken after hearing this.
My career has just started to improve, and it all depends on Lu Yao's tiger skin. If he enters Zixiao Palace and takes care of things, what will he do?
"Apprentice, there is nothing the master can do about this matter. I promised Hunyuan before that if the Zixiao Palace calls, the master must go." Lu Ya was also helpless.
"Why?"
"Master once played cards and lost to that guy"
"Oh no! Master, you are such a bastard! Have you never won at cards!?" This made Lao Huang so angry that he was so angry.
"Yes!"
¡°How come I haven¡¯t heard of it!?¡±
"That year, Bao Yi and I won once while playing cards, allowing him to run naked around Zixiao Palace for three times." Lu Ya was proud.
"Pull you down! If it were me, I would definitely let that Taoist boy hold me! You are taking him too easy!" Huang Shiren said angrily.
"Alas! I can't help it. Master is kind-hearted." Lu Ya was also very regretful and whispered: "I think these idiots are going to get serious. I'm leaving. You must be extremely careful not to get screwed. died!"
"I'll try my best! But if I really die, I will make a fucking memorial tablet for Master, and let the kids throw it into the latrines in the world, and then spread the word all over the world, saying that Master is fucking shameless. Incompetent and sexless, the most coward in the world, he makes his disciples suffer hardships!"
"You bastard! How could you do this!?"
¡°Who made your mother¡¯s old loser fail!?¡±
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The two bitches, master and disciple, were chirping here. Over there, Taishang Laojun stopped with a smile. He looked at Yuanshi Tianzun, Tongtian Cult Master, the Taoist guide and Nuwa Empress, etc., and said: "When I came, Master said , the Fengshen List can go down the mountain."
These words immediately silenced the chirping people in the room, and there was a dead silence.
It was Huang Shiren who was there, and he was stunned for a moment.
Although I had been mentally prepared for the robbery of the gods, when I actually heard that the robbery had officially begun, I couldn't help but feel a tremor in my heart.
The rest of the immortals turned pale after hearing this.
????????????? Daozu said that anyone who is a saint may be on the list. Once the list of gods is released, there are countless possibilities. It is unknown who will be on the list after death.
"Since it is Master's decree, how dare you not listen to it." Yuanshi Tianzun nodded.
Since the list of gods is with him, he is naturally the person in charge.
"Brother, I wonder if Master has said who will come down from the mountain to preside over the list of gods?" Yuanshi Tianzun said.
Taishang Laojun smiled sinisterly: "Master has never said this, but since the list of gods is in the hands of the second junior brother, the person who presides over it must naturally be chosen by the second junior brother. Everyone, do you have any doubts?"
"That's natural." Taoist Jieyin agreed.
Although Empress Nuwa and Master Tongtian didn¡¯t speak, they still acquiesced.
"Since you all have no objections, I've decided." Yuanshi Tianzun said.
Taishang Laojun looked at everyone with an extremely solemn expression on his face. Looking at the people in front of him, he solemnly said: "You are all respectable people. Let's talk ugly things up front. Master also said before that this time, I will be a god. The great calamity is related to major events in the three realms and the peace of this world. Whoever is on the list depends entirely on fate. All religions must abide by the master's decree! Saints are not allowed to interfere without authorization!"
"I obey the decree!" Yuanshi Tianzun and others agreed in unison.
"Wait a minute!" Upon hearing this, Huang Shiren laughed evilly and jumped out.
"Huang San, what do you have to say?" Taishang Laojun was unhappy when he saw Huang Shiren interrupting.
"I have an opinion! What a huge opinion!" Huang Shiren straightened his waist and looked extremely arrogant.
"Damn it! I have something to say. If you don't give me a satisfactory case, even if the three old guys from Zixiao Palace come, I won't accept it!"
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