Let's talk about Huang Shiren. He weighed the Taoist Taoist's most deadly weapon in the world, the immortal-killing flying knife, used a big flag to make a tiger skin, and relied on his sharp teeth to scare Kong Xuan into feeling guilty.
When Lao Huang saw that Kong Xuan was already frightened, he was also happy in his heart, so he simply threatened him.
Kong Xuan looked at this guy's confident and arrogant look, and became more and more sure that if he really started to fight with him, he would be in trouble, so he said cautiously: "Friend Huang, please tell me something, I am all ears."
Kong Xuan¡¯s attitude made Empress Sanxiao behind Huang Shiren sigh with emotion.
"It's true that one thing brings another. Kong Xuan is very good. But when he met Huang Shiren, who was even more awesome and meaner than him, I guess Kong Xuan didn't have a good dream last night.
Huang Shiren nodded: "The little peacock is still aware of the overall situation and takes into account the overall situation."
After saying this, he held the gourd in one hand and staggered towards Kong Xuan.
Seeing his posture, Kong Xuan thought he was going to take action. He was so frightened that he took a step back and said, "What do you want, fellow Daoist Huang?"
"Didn't I just say that we should have a heart-to-heart talk?" Huang Shiren came to Kong Xuan and lowered his voice: "Brother, why do you have to be the same as those girls?"
Um! ? These words made Kong Xuan, who was extremely nervous just now, stunned.
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Kong Xuan was relieved and said: "Young Daoist Huang don't know. Youdao is a good man who doesn't fight with women. How could I, a man of seven feet tall, Kong Xuan, bully these three women? This place is my cave. They can't come here to take a bath." Say hello loudly, I naturally want to come over to check, but the result alas, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."
Kong Xuan felt very wronged.
Huang Shiren nodded, turned around and glanced at the three ladies behind him, and then whispered to Kong Xuan: "To be honest, I have always disliked these three ladies. They are domineering and causing trouble everywhere. My brother taught them a lesson, and it can be regarded as a lesson to them, don¡¯t always think that just a few pounds of meat on your chest can make you weigh a thousand pounds!"
"Brother Huang is right!" Kong Xuan was happy when he heard this.
It seems that Huang Shiren is still a sensible person, not bad.
Huang Shiren chuckled, put his arm around Kong Xuan's shoulders, and said lewdly: "Brother, tell me the truth, did you really not see his bare butt?"
This is complete gossip.
Kong Xuan shook his head and said sternly: "Absolutely not! They were all in the water. I just looked over and glanced at them. They were all white. I couldn't see clearly."
"What a pity." Huang Shiren shook his head, rolled his eyes at Kong Xuan, and said: "This is a lesson, remember it in the future. When encountering such a thing, you must look carefully and feast your eyes. Look at you, yourself If you didn¡¯t see it, you were wrongly accused, and if you couldn¡¯t catch the fox, you¡¯d be in trouble, so why bother?¡±
"Yes, yes, Brother Huang taught you a lesson! I will definitely see it clearly in the future!" Kong Xuan was so dizzy that he unknowingly regarded him as a confidant, and even the title changed.
"Brother, how do you plan to resolve this matter?" Huang Shiren said.
"I don't know either. Those three girls refused to let go and dug out my eyes. What should I do?" Kong Xuan said angrily.
Huang Shiren was happy and said: "Brother, if you believe me, I will be responsible for this matter, and you will fully cooperate to ensure that nothing happens to you. How about it?"
"I listen to Brother Huang!" Kong Xuan couldn't ask for more.
Huang Shiren nodded, smiled, and suddenly said loudly: "Kong Xuan, your attitude of admitting your mistake is not bad. If you peek at someone taking a shower, does that mean you peek at someone taking a shower? If you are a man, if you don't watch someone take a shower, it means there is something wrong with your sexual function." !¡±
When these words reached the ears of Empress Sanxiao, the three empresses were really angry and shocked.
So angry that Kong Xuan actually watched him take a shower. What was shocking was that such a great person like Kong Xuan actually admitted his mistake in front of Huang Shiren.
After Huang Shiren finished training Kong Xuan, he ran to the three empresses and said: "Three empresses, Kong Xuan was scolded by me just now and he realized his serious mistake. I asked him to come over and apologize to you."
After saying this, he waved to Kong Xuan, who ran over to him.
"You give the baby back to sister first." Huang Shiren said with a bluster.
Without saying a word, Kong Xuan took out the golden scissors and handed them to Empress Bixiao with both hands. Empress Bixiao snorted coldly.
"Kong Xuan, you still haven't apologized to the three empresses?" Huang Shiren winked at Kong Xuan.
Kong Xuan was at the mercy of Huang Shiren at this time. Although he was unwilling to do so, he couldn't help it. He pointed, bent down and made a big salute, and said: "Sisters, I, Kong Xuan, am here to apologize."
"Haha, sisters, Kong Xuan has apologized and the baby has been returned to you. I think we can shake hands and make peace." Huang Shiren was full of heart to smooth things over.
"Bah! Huang Shiren, who are you!? We won't accept Kong Xuan's apology! Today Kong Xuan must die!" Empress Bixiao had a violent personality. Where did she hear Huang Shiren's words? It was Kong Xuan's apology, and Don't give up.
"Bixiao! I'm afraid of you! If you want to fight, I'll fight!" When Kong Xuan heard this, he got angry and said to Huang Shiren: "Brother Huang, I will do this as you say. However, she refused to give up"
Huang Shiren smiled coldly and raised his hand to signal Kong Xuan not to say more.
Good old Huang walked up to Kong Xuan holding the Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife, and smashed it to the ground with a thud. He roared like a lion at the Sanxiao Empress, "I'm sorry! Mother, I'll give you my face." You also need a nose, right!? You think Kong Xuan is afraid of you. If I, Old Huang, hadn¡¯t persuaded you, you might not have been able to take advantage of the fight! You¡¯re just a movie star, so arrogant?!¡±
"Not to mention you, even your master, Master Tongtian, has never been so presumptuous in front of me! Each of them has a small chest, but a lot of anger! Fighting, right!? Well, count me as one, I am just about to learn from you. Hunyuan Jindou is so powerful! If I don¡¯t bring down you three girls today, and I don¡¯t teach you a lesson for Tongtian, the world will be turned upside down in the future! There are countless gods!"
After saying that, his eyes widened, and his whole body was full of bastard energy, which made the three ladies stunned.
Brothers! Kong Xuan was already aggrieved, but when he heard Huang Shiren's words, his gratitude to Huang Shiren in his heart was like a torrential river!
Kong Xuan is feeling very excited here. Over there, Huang Shiren also had an abacus in his mind.
¡°Damn, this woman is too aggressive and difficult to control. If she doesn¡¯t kill her now, she will be in trouble for five days after marrying her home!¡±
"You can't be used to women, you have to deal with them!"
Seeing that Kong Xuan was furious, and seeing that bitch Lao Huang unceremoniously showing off his immortal-killing flying knife, among the three empresses, Empress Yunxiao, the oldest and most stable empress, was really a little panicked.
Dealing with Kong Xuan, the three sisters are already quite difficult, but with Huang Shiren and the most dangerous weapon in the world, the Immortal-Decapitating Flying Knife, this battle will definitely not bring good results.
¡°And speaking of this, it¡¯s my own fault. Why do you say that Kong Xuan has already apologized, and my sister is so unyielding. If she goes to Jin'ao Island, I have heard that the master is extremely partial to this bitch, and naturally there will be no good fruit for the three sisters.
Empress Bixiao, however, was not afraid: "I'll fight if I fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"
"Bixiao!" Yunxiao shouted coldly and said in a deep voice: "Don't be unreasonable!"
"Sister!" Bixiao was stunned when she saw her sister like this.
"Brother Huang also wants to be friendly with each other. After all, we are all Taoist friends, forget it." Yunxiao glanced at Kong Xuan, then at Huang Shiren, and said calmly: "Two brothers, we are the ones who were offended today. If you have time in the future, I will visit Sanxian Island as a guest."
After saying that, he said to Bixiao: "Still not leaving!?"
"I'm so angry!" Seeing her sister like this, Bixiao stamped her feet, turned around and followed Yunxiao.
"Sister, why did you let that Kong Xuan go!? How could you be so polite to that bitch!?" Bi Xiao was very unhappy.
"Good sister, when these two join forces, we are no match. Besides, Kong Xuan has already admitted his mistake. He can only kill people with a nod, forget it." Yun Xiao sighed.
"Second sister, the eldest sister is right, forget it." Among the three Xiaos, Qiong Xiao was the most honest and the most afraid of causing trouble, so she persuaded her in a low voice.
"I will definitely not let go of Huang Shiren one day! I'm so angry!" Bixiao turned around and glared at Huang Shiren behind him, then followed the two sisters.
That guy Huang Shiren felt worried when he saw the three beauties leaving. He also felt happy when he saw Bixiao looking back at him, thinking that she was reluctant to part with him.
"Three sisters, please wait for a while. In the future, my brother will definitely take you to Lingjiu Mountain to enjoy the blessings together."
Old Huang felt lustful, turned to look at Kong Xuan, and said happily: "Brother Kong Xuan, I took care of this matter for you, what can you thank me for?"
Kong Xuan laughed loudly after hearing this and said boldly: "Thank you very much for today, brother. Come back to the cave with me and have a banquet as a token of my thanks!"
"That's great!" Huang Shiren put his arms around Kong Xuan, and the two of them walked into the cave, arm in arm.
After entering the cave, Kong Xuan ordered the little demon to prepare a banquet. The two of them drank wine and talked about some interesting things about the pilgrimage. Huang Shiren told him how to get out of the cave.The story about the little demon growing up to be the leader of a religion was embellished and boasted, which made Kong Xuan really admire him.
"Brother, although you and I have just met for the first time, we feel like old friends at first sight! I admire my eldest brother's benevolence and righteousness very much, and I also admire his mind and spirit. As the saying goes, brothers fighting tigers are brothers, and father and son are soldiers in battle. Big brother, I want to be with you. Gao Zhi, I wonder if I can become brothers with different surnames with my eldest brother?" Kong Xuan put down his wine cup and looked at Huang Shiren and said sincerely.
I¡¯ll wipe it! I've been waiting for your words for a long time! Huang Shiren was elated.
Who is Kong Xuan! ? A quasi-sage-like person! If you recognize this brother, you will have a good helper over there! Brother, Huang Shiren never has too much!
"Brother, these words really speak to my heart! It's better to choose a day than to hit it. I think today is an auspicious day. First, you peek at the beauty taking a bath and feast your eyes. Then, we become sworn brothers. It's really a double happiness!"
After Kong Xuan heard these bastard words, he was not angry at all, but laughed heartily, and ordered the little demon to set up the incense table. After nine kowtows and nine bows, the two of them became brothers with different surnames. Although Kong Xuan was much older than Huang Shiren, he insisted on calling him brother. Huang was so shameless that he agreed immediately.
After kowtowing and bowing, Huang Shiren hugged Kong Xuan and said something in a deep voice.
"Brother, I have something to say. I don't know whether I should say it or not?"
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