Let's talk about Huang Shiren, who deceived Taoist Randen and made Taoist Randen offer the Lingjiu Mountain with both hands. He threw away the purple gold lucky wooden fish sent by Taoist Hongjun and suppressed the fairy mountain. He didn't know what he did. He made himself a thorn in the side of the People's Sect, the Chan Sect, and the Western Sect. He didn't even know that he was already hated by several saints who were gnashing their teeth and determined to beat him to ashes.
This guy took down Taoist Ran Deng, and spent a few days eating and drinking in Taoist Ran Deng's Yuanjue Cave. While eating and drinking, the three of them talked about all kinds of nonsense. Lao Huang's sharp tongue could make Ran Deng dizzy.
Although Huang Shiren is a bit cheap, he is still a daring man. Compared with those bullshit Twelve Immortals from West Kunlun, he is really to my taste! In the eyes of Taoist Ran Deng, Huang Shiren is really a promising young man.
"Brother, I think you are so good at cultivation, you are so big, you are so golden, and you don't shine wherever you put it, why do you want to get lucky with that awesome man from the beginning of the teaching?" As the relationship became familiar, Huang Shiren started to use his brain.
well! It's true that no matter which pot is left unopened, it brings back the sadness of Ran Deng.
"Brother Shiren, do you think I am so willing!? I am helpless." Taoist Ran Deng shook his head.
"Helpless? My legs are long on you. You can leave whenever you want. Who can control you? Look at me. One person has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry. We can do whatever we want. How wonderful!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
Taoist Ran Deng glanced at Huang Shiren enviously and said with a wry smile: "Brother Shiren, my origins are clearer than yours, right?"
"I heard my master say that my brother attained enlightenment in a coffin. His qualifications are so high that he is very good!"
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Taoist Ran Deng raised his face, which was flushed from drinking, and said full of longing: "I think back then, the Great God Pangu created the world and prepared a coffin for himself"
"Wait, wait, wait." Taoist Ran Deng's words made Huang Shiren's scalp numb.
Why did Pangu make a coffin for himself? ? So damn weird!
"Brother, please speak clearly, why did Pangu make a coffin for himself?" Huang Shiren shouted.
Taoist Ran Deng looked at Huang Shiren and Shen Gongbao. Seeing that they were listening attentively, he sighed and revealed all the secrets he had never told anyone.
"Back then, the lotus seed of the Chaos Green Lotus gave birth to Pangu in chaos. Everyone in the world knew that the great god Pangu created the world, but they didn't know his situation at that time. The great god Pangu knew very well that his fate after the creation of the world must be that his body would fall, and his soul would be destroyed. The god collapsed. Think about it, the great god also has selfish motives. He also hopes that he can live longer. Therefore, under the guidance of Hongjun Daozu and Lu Ya, he made a tool with the spiritual root of the chaotic green lotus. coffin¡¡"
"Wait a minute!" Huang Shiren was dumbfounded again: "Taozu Hongjun and my master gave us advice"
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Huang Shiren knows the identity of Taoist Hongjun. It is said that he is the only one left after the catastrophe countless years ago. He later attained Taoism and led this world. Why did my master also have one at that time? ? This cheap master is so awesome! ?
Huang Shiren wouldn¡¯t believe it even if he was beaten to death. If the master is like Hongjun, then why is he not a saint anymore, but a bachelor! ?
Not only Huang Shiren was confused, but also Shen Gongbao found this statement unbelievable.
Ran Deng rolled his eyes at Huang Shiren and Shen Gongbao and said, "You are so young and you know nothing. Do you know what this world was like before chaos?"
"I don't know." The two bitches shook their heads at the same time.
Ran Deng chuckled and said with infinite longing: "After the great catastrophe, the universe was chaotic and unclear. Daozu Hongjun was just a snake. During the great catastrophe, he hid under the deep mud of Jiuyuan and escaped the catastrophe. After the catastrophe , Daozu felt that he might be the only living thing to survive, and he was very lonely. One day, the creation spirit sent a message"
"Wait!" This time, it was Shen Gongbao's turn to interrupt.
"The Creation Yuanling!? What is it!?" Shen Gongbao said.
Ran Deng looked at Shen Gongbao as if he were an idiot: "How do you know where this world's catastrophe came from!? This creation spirit is said to be the master of all things in the universe. No one has ever seen a real person. He only knows about every catastrophe." All the calamities are controlled by him, and Miaomiao is not investigated, who can tell clearly."
"Brother, don't listen to his interruption, continue." Huang Shiren could accept Ran Deng's statement. If you think about it, you will understand that if there is not such a super BOSS deep in the universe, it will be a catastrophe.
Taoist Ran Deng took a sip of tea and continued: "One day, the Creation Yuanling sent a message, asking Tao Ancestor to look for a green lotus, saying that if he found it, great fortune would come. Tao Ancestor did not dare not listen, and searched for countless Years later, finally in chaosI found a green lotus everywhere. As you all know, this green lotus is the chaotic green lotus. Daozu and Qinglian were companions of each other, and I don¡¯t know how many years passed. Daozu became more and more advanced in Taoism, and he became proud. In addition, he was really lonely, so he went around looking for opponents, and finally found something. A huge hibiscus tree. "
"I don't know how long the fusang tree lived, and I don't know where it came from. Seeing Daozu's arrogance, he ridiculed Daozu. Daozu couldn't bear it, so he fought with the fusang tree. Daozu used a magic weapon , all taken away by the hibiscus tree."
"The hibiscus tree is so powerful!?" Huang Shiren was stunned.
"No. The Taoist behavior of the hibiscus tree is similar to that of Taoist ancestors, but it is a hollow hibiscus tree, so it can naturally harvest treasures." Ran Deng's mouth went dry while talking, and he added: "Later, the two of them fought indistinguishably. There was no other way, Daozu had some tricks up his sleeve, and the two made a bet. As for what the bet was, the two of them didn't even talk about it until they died. Anyway, it was Daozu who won, and the fusang tree owed Daozu a favor."
"The two of them didn't know each other before fighting. They became friends after going back and forth, and together they guarded the growth of the Chaos Green Lotus. You have also heard what happened later. The Chaos Green Lotus seeds gave birth to Pangu, and the world was created. Daozu got it The Jade Disk of Creation finally attained the Taoist Fruition."
"Wait a minute." It wasn't until this moment that Huang Shiren vaguely understood: "Brother, isn't my cheap master the same hibiscus tree!?"
"What do you think!" Taoist Ran Deng chuckled: "Otherwise Dao Ancestor could call him a wise brother!? Otherwise, Sanqing could be so polite to him and call him Dao Brother?! Also, since you are Senior Lu Ya My disciple has never thought about his name, Lu pressure, Lu pressure, what touches the ground, isn¡¯t it something on the ground!?¡±
I¡¯ll wipe it! Huang Shiren has a big head.
"Master, Master, you are so awesome, why can't you compare with Hongjun at all?" He is now a Taoist ancestor, and all of his disciples are doing well, but you are still a single person and a bachelor for countless years! It¡¯s so irritating that people are so different from each other!
Huang Shiren beat his chest here, and Taoist Ran Deng continued over there: "After Pangu was conceived, he had selfish intentions and wanted to preserve his soul. According to the instructions of Taozu and Lu Ya, he took the spiritual root of Qinglian and made it It¡¯s a pity that when the world was created, Dao Ancestor took advantage of it and took away the coffin, which was destroyed in ashes and transformed into this world by himself.¡±
"Once the Great God Pangu died, the coffin was naturally useless. Dao Ancestor felt that the coffin was a spiritual root of chaos and incorruptibility. It was a pity to abandon it, so he enlightened me and it was me." When Ran Deng said this, his eyes were tears.
"The Taoist ancestor was kind to me for rebirth, so I naturally listened to his words. Later, the Taoist ancestor established the Zixiao Palace, and accepted these disciples, opened a forum to preach, and assigned them to each. After many catastrophes, Hunyuan and Bao Yiliang This guy's wings have hardened, and he has gradually become independent of Daozu. Even Daozu can't control him sometimes. Especially Hunyuan, he is the representative of Tiandao, and Taishang and Yuanshi are very fawning. Daozu is worried, so he appoints me to join him. After joining the Chan Cult, I became a deputy leader. On the surface, it was to increase the strength of the Chan Cult. In fact, I was just there to monitor him."
"Yuanshi's nose is also clear, so he has been very unfair to me in the past countless years. Although I have suffered countless grievances, this is the mission given by the Taoist ancestors. Without the Taoist ancestors, there would be no me. Even if I am shattered into pieces and my body dies, I can't surrender. Western religion!¡±
After Ran Deng finished saying this, he was already in tears.
Even though Huang Shiren and Shen Gongbao were two bitches, they were deeply moved after hearing what Taoist Ran Deng said.
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Although Huang Shiren is not serious, he admires people like Ran Deng in his heart and can't help but look at Ran Deng.
"Brother, I admire your character! But Yuanshi bullies you so much, why can't you just do nothing!? Besides, the job given to you by Daozu is to spy on Yuanshi, but you are such a coward staying in Yuanjue Cave , wouldn¡¯t it be that he failed to live up to Dao Ancestor¡¯s hope?¡± Huang Shiren said with a bad smile.
Ran Deng sighed and said, "Who says it's not the case, but that fellow from Yuan Shi is more capable than me and is a thief. Plus, he has eyes and ears everywhere in West Kunlun. How can I act?"
"Brother, it's okay for you to be so passive and slow down at other times. But now that the Great Tribulation of the Gods is about to come, you can't do it like this. To tell you the truth, this Great Tribulation of the Gods is fucking huge. Conspiracy!" Huang Shiren did not neglect, and told everything he knew and encountered, which shocked Ran Deng.
"Brother, I can't stand the bullshit that Hunyuan is doing to confer gods. In the end, it is the Western religion and the Chan religion that are cheap, and the ones who suffer are the Jiejiao and the entire immortal world.?, all people in the world! I have only one life, but I also know where the great righteousness lies, so I wander around looking for that glimmer of opportunity! Daozu also knew what I had done, so he came out to promote me one or two, and did not let me hang in Hunyuan's hands. He also gave me instructions to establish a religion and gave it to the wooden fish. Brother, if you are still a Dao Ancestor, you should help me! "
"Teacher, I'll let you know as soon as I tell you. My eldest brother and I have sworn sworn sworn ties to Jinlan. I'm the second and fifth kid who sneaked into West Kunlun!" Shen Gongbao was also instigating over there.
The words of the two bitches made Ran Deng's eyes light up.
For hundreds of millions of years, Ran Deng thought he was fighting alone, but now he finds that he has two more comrades, and everything suddenly becomes clear before his eyes. How can he not be happy?
"Brother Shiren, if that's the case, then how can I not follow suit? Haha." Taoist Ran Deng was so ambitious that his original decadence was swept away and he smiled and said, "Okay! I'll rush to West Kunlun immediately. Damn, this letter God¡¯s Great Tribulation, I can mix in whatever I say! Otherwise, I will be sorry to the Taoist Patriarch!¡±
Oh yeah! He has added helpers to his thief's ship!
Huang Shiren was really happy when he saw that Taoist Ran Deng agreed to join the team.
"Brother, hurry up and do your thing." Huang Shiren looked at Lingjiu Mountain, smiled sinisterly, and murmured: "Right now, I also have something important to do, and I want to do it!"