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Chapter 115 A Bao beats the drum and Huang San cheats to light the lamp

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    Let's talk about Huang Shiren, a bitch, and Lu Ya, who pretended to be Taoist Zhunti and fucked Taoist Randeng. After singing the white-faced song, they started singing red-faced. They wore a fiery red Taoist robe and wandered all the way up the mountain.

    Before he reached the mountainside, he heard someone calling him big brother from behind and bumped into him.

    Huang Shiren was startled, thinking that someone was going to hit him with a sap, so he pulled out the wind and thunder stick and was about to hit him.

    "Brother, it's me! Me!" The man was also startled and stopped quickly, with a smile on his face.

    A Taoist with a goatee, triangular eyes, sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, riding a black tiger, with a thunder whip hanging from his waist, who else could it be if not Shen Gongbao?

    "Oh, it turns out to be a good brother!" Huang Shiren saw Shen Gongbao, put away the wind and thunder stick, opened his arms, and hugged him.

    "Dear brother, you miss me so much!"

    "Brother, I miss you too!"

    "The two bitches were hugging each other on the mountainside. They were equally vulgar and shameless, which made people shudder to see them.

    This Shen Gongbao, since the last time he met Huang Shiren and became sworn brothers, the two have never seen each other again.  Shen Gongbao listened to Huang Shiren's words and worked as an undercover agent in West Kunlun, passing news to Lao Huang from time to time. This guy was originally a smart guy, but he changed his previous appearance and was polite to Jiang Ziya, as well as to the Twelve Immortals of Chanjiao.  He was very respectful and flattering, which made everyone in Chanjiao feel that this guy was a completely different person, so their impression of him naturally improved, and his life was now considered easy.

    "Brother Xian, why did you end up at Lingjiu Mountain?" Huang Shiren asked after the two bitches were polite.

    Shen Gongbao chuckled: "Brother, I am asking this. I have nothing to do in West Kunlun now. Among the many people in Chan Cult, the deputy leader is the only one who treats me well, so I come here to visit when I have nothing to do."

    "I take it you're here to learn the Taoism of Ran Deng, right?" How could Huang Shiren not see Shen Gongbao's colorful heart?

    "Hehehehe." Shen Gongbao smiled evilly, acquiesced, and said: "Brother, if you are not living happily in the East, why did you come to Lingjiu Mountain?"

    Looking at Huang Shiren, Shen Gongbao was really impressed.  Think about it, the last time I saw him, his cultivation was really embarrassing, but now, not only has he become a Da Luo True Immortal, but the news of his founding of Taoism has now spread throughout the immortal world. It is such a good thing  Luck made Shen Gongbao jealous, but he was also secretly glad that he had such a big brother back then.

    Huang Shiren sighed and said, "Aren't you just running for your life?"

    "Escape?" Shen Gongbao was stunned.

    "Now that I have established a religion, I have become a street rat that everyone yells at. I can hardly survive in the East, so I ran to the West. On the one hand, I wanted to escape for a while. Secondly, I also wanted to find a fairy mountain as a place to live.  I am the main altar of Taoism." Huang Shiren chuckled.

    "Oh, that's it." Shen Gongbao was smart and said quickly: "Did Brother take a fancy to Lingjiu Mountain?"

    "This mountain is called Lingjiu Mountain?" Huang Shiren pretended to be surprised.

    "That's right." Shen Gongbao nodded and said: "If the eldest brother has taken a fancy to this mountain, it is unlikely. This is the cave of Taoist Ran Deng."

    "So that's it! What a pity, what a pity." Huang Shiren slapped his thigh, making a look of infinite regret, and said: "It doesn't matter, I have great admiration for Senior Ran Deng. Since you are here, why don't you pay a visit and have a drink?  ?¡±

    "That's right, brother! Come with me!" Shen Gongbao was also happy to see Huang Shiren interested in making friends with Taoist Ran Deng.

    Shen Gongbaotou was on the road in front of him, Huang Shiren was behind him. Not long ago, he arrived at Yuanjue Cave.

    Seeing a mess outside the cave, Shen Gongbao was greatly surprised. He called twice, but no one answered.

    "What happened? Teacher, why does this cave seem to have been robbed!?" Shen Gongbao was extremely confused. The two entered the cave and saw Taoist Ran Deng sitting on the futon, sighing. The arm that had been chopped off had just recovered, and his face was ashen.

    "Teacher, what's going on?" Shen Gongbao asked hurriedly.

    Taoist Ran Deng raised his head and saw Shen Gongbao and sighed to himself. Then he saw Huang Shiren standing behind Shen Gongbao and was startled.

    "Ah Bao, who is this?" Ran Deng said.

    "Oh, teacher, this is my sworn brother, the senior disciple of Lu Ya, and now the Taoist leader Huang Shiren and Huang Santai." Shen Gongbao and Ran Deng Taoist wore a pair of trousers during the teaching, and they were not afraid that Ran Deng would know about his relationship with Huang Shiren.

    "Are you that Huang Shiren!?" Taoist Ran Deng looked at Huang Shiren and his eyes lit up.

    This guy established a sect, causing shock in the immortal world. Countless people didn't know what the Taoist ancestor of Zixiao Palace wanted to do, and they were all speculating. It was really a lot of fun."Huang Shiren pays homage to Senior Ran Deng!" Huang Shiren gave a respectful salute to Ran Deng, which was very useful to him.

    "Looking at Huang Shiren in front of you, and then thinking about yourself, Ran Deng is really depressed.  This little demon has practiced Taoism for less than a thousand years, and he actually founded a sect for the first time. But as for himself, with hundreds of millions of years of cultivation, his seniority is about the same as that of the Sanqing Dynasty, he is a nominal deputy leader, and he is bullied all day long!

    There is really one heaven and one underground. Damn it, the way of heaven is so unfair!

    Taoist Ran Deng, who had just been hacked by "Zhunti", was getting more and more angry as he thought about it.

    "Teacher, what's going on in your cave?" Shen Gongbao sat down and asked in a low voice.

    Although he never worshiped Ran Deng as his teacher, he still learned a lot of Taoism from Ran Deng, so he is regarded as a teacher.  Shen Gongbao was not popular in West Kunlun, only Ran Deng took good care of him, so he was very grateful to Ran Deng.

    Ran Deng sighed, not feeling embarrassed, and told the story about "Zhunti" coming to threaten him to join the Western religion and cut off his arm.

    After hearing this, Shen Gongbao was so angry that he howled and screamed.

    "What a correct mention! What a bullying Western teacher! Teacher, you and I will go back to West Kunlun and report this matter to the leader, and let the leader come out to vent your anger!" Shen Gongbao was so angry that his eyes became cross-eyed.

    "Shit." Taoist Randeng shook his head and said: "That guy Yuanshi, he wishes I was unlucky. He would burn incense if he didn't help me to mention this matter! Nowadays, there is a fierce fight between the Chan Sect and the Western Sect. How is that possible?  Offend them because of me?" Ran Deng Taoist asked angrily.

    "Senior Ran Deng! According to your seniority, you are the same generation as Sanqing and Na Zhunti. Why are your lives so miserable now!?" Huang Shiren was fanning the flames beside him, making Taoist Ran Deng even angrier.

    "Teacher, are you being bullied like this?" Shen Gongbao shouted.

    "What can we do?" Ran Deng looked disgraced.

    Huang Shiren chuckled mischievously over there: "Senior Ran Deng, I have heard about your reputation from my master a long time ago. You have a kind and honest personality and a very high level of cultivation. You are the most upright gentleman in the world. How could you be so deceived by those little guys?"  People bully people like this! I, Huang Shiren, can¡¯t stand it. If it were me, even if I wasn¡¯t cultivated enough, I would definitely not let people bully me like this! I earned this face by myself! If you swallow your anger like this, you will become even more disrespectful in the future.  People think highly of you."

    "That's right, brother! We can't just let this matter go!" Shen Gongbao nodded, looked at the lamp, then at Huang Shiren, and suddenly laughed.

    "What are you laughing at?" Ran Deng was a little confused by his laughter.

    Shen Gongbao pointed at Huang Shiren and said: "Master, the eldest brother is the disciple of Senior Lu Ya. Senior Lu Ya is a master. I think even Taoist Zhunti cannot afford to offend him. It is better to ask the eldest brother to move Senior Lu Ya to the West."  Tell those bitches a lesson, and maybe things will turn around."

    "This" After hearing this, Taoist Ran Deng was moved in his heart.

    What Shen Gongbao said makes sense. If Lu Ya comes forward, it shouldn't be a problem.  But I am not familiar with them, and secondly, if I, a dignified deputy leader, are asked to ask for help, Taoist Ran Deng really can't open his mouth.

    "That's no problem!" Huang Shiren chuckled.

    These words made Ran Deng very happy, and his impression of Huang Shiren immediately improved.

    "Then thank you so much, Brother Shiren." Ran Deng is begging for help.

    He simply lowered his status and called Huang Shiren brother with a red face.

    "Brother is so polite." Damn it, if you call me brother, then I'll call you brother. I won't suffer any loss!

    Huang Shiren smiled and said: "Brother is one of the experts I admire most. I am lucky to be able to help." After saying that, he frowned again: "But brother, if it were before, my master  It should be fine if we go out, but I¡¯m afraid it won¡¯t be possible now.¡±

    "Why can't it work?" Ran Deng became anxious.

    "Oh, it's all my fault." Huang Shiren locked up Hulang and locked himself up with Zhunti. Lu Ya came to help him and told him that he and Zhunti had a big feud. Hearing this, Taoist Ran Deng was also very depressed.

    If a person is unlucky, his teeth will be clogged even if he drinks cold water, and his heels will be smashed if he farts!

    "What should we do?" Upon hearing this, Shen Gongbao felt that this matter was impossible.

    Before he finished speaking, Huang Shiren smiled and said: "Brother, let me ask you, as long as you are not allowed to join the Western religion, as long as you can keep your cave, can you do anything?"

    This question made Ran Deng stunned for a moment.

    Shen Gongbao knew that Huang Shiren had many clever ideas, so he said happily: "Brother, do you have any ideas?"

    "There is a way, butBut I don¡¯t know if my brother is willing.  "Huang Shiren tried to catch him.

    "Brother Shiren, tell me, as long as I can keep my cave, as long as I can prevent that guy Zhunti from succeeding and letting me join their bullshit Western religion, I can do anything!?" Ran Deng thought for a moment and gritted his teeth.  , I don¡¯t care much anymore.

    Huang Shiren sat down in front of Ran Deng, smiled lewdly, and said, "Brother, I, Huang Shiren, have established a sect, do you know?"

    "Of course I know this. Who in the immortal world doesn't know your name now. Haha, brother Shiren is really young and promising." Ran Deng Taoist Dui said with a smile.

    This guy, is he trying to show off in front of me?  ?  Ran Deng was angry, but he could only hold it in.

    Huang Shiren said again: "That's it, brother, I established a religion. Taoist Hongjun asked me to find a fairy mountain in the world as the main altar of my Taoism, and gave this thing as a treasure to stabilize the mountain and suppress the religion."

    While talking, Huang Shiren took out the purple gold lucky wooden fish, and the Yuanjue Cave suddenly glowed with thousands of rays of auspicious energy.

    Ran Deng is very senior, so he naturally recognizes this wooden fish. His eyes are wide open, he is really envious and jealous!

    "If I have this wooden fish, I won't be afraid that he will mention it!"

    "Brother Shiren is so lucky! I'm so jealous!" Ran Deng nodded.

    He naturally knows the Ox Cross of the Purple Gold Luck Wooden Fish.

    Huang Shiren took the wooden fish and said, "Brother, if you give me this Lingjiu Mountain, haha, I guarantee that Taoist Zhunti will not make things difficult for you."

    "Don't even think about it!" Taoist Ran Deng was still smiling, but after hearing Huang Shiren's words, he suddenly stood up.

    "You Huang Shiren! You are trying to deceive me from Lingjiu Mountain with your sweet words! This is really unreasonable! I will save my life!" Taoist Ran Deng shouted angrily and released his thirty-three-story golden pagoda, aiming to smash it at Huang Shiren.  !

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