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- Let's say that on the way back to Chaoge from Jin'ao Island, Huang Shiren was worried because he was thinking about how to escape the punishment of heaven and establish a religion. Unexpectedly, he met a strange old Taoist, and he started drinking and eating meat with others, waiting for them to eat. He was so happy that he turned his back on the person and asked them to give him something in exchange for his wine. How could he be so mean-spirited?
Huang Shiren didn¡¯t know this old Taoist, and Huang knew very clearly that his cultivation level far exceeded his own. The aura emanating from his body told everything, and he might be able to take his own life with just a few clicks.
But Lao Huang already had his own skills in dealing with people like this. Lu Ya was so awesome, wasn't he able to deal with him so well that his buttocks were completely shaved off in the end?
Although this old Taoist has a high level of cultivation, he seems to be a nice person and has a good heart. He has no ill intentions towards himself, otherwise he would have taken action long ago.
In this case, Huang Shiren was relieved and immediately used the same tactics he used to deal with Lu Ya.
"Lao Huang has experience in dealing with such people, and he thinks he can deal with them accurately.
The old Taoist looked at Huang Shiren's despicable appearance, laughed, twirled his beard, pointed at Huang Shiren and said with a smile: "You are really naughty."
"Hey, thank you for the compliment, brother." Huang Shiren was cheeky, took out a jar of good wine, and said: "Brother, although we are brothers, we must also settle accounts clearly. If you want to drink again, bring something here. If you change it, you can use any magic weapon or golden elixir. I'm not greedy. How about exchanging an innate magic weapon for a jar of wine and a nine-turn golden elixir for a jar. I'm not greedy."
This bitch is really evil-hearted.
The old Taoist nodded: "It's not impossible, I have a lot of innate treasures, and the ninth-level golden elixir is not a good thing."
"Haha, that's good! Brother, take it out quickly. Take it out and you will have wine to drink!" Huang Shiren shook the wine jar, happy.
Damn it, it looks like I¡¯ve hit a stupid idiot!
¡°It¡¯s not that I don¡¯t take it out, it¡¯s that I never bring these useless things.¡± The old Taoist laughed.
"Useless stuff!?" Huang Shiren was stunned and wiped it! He said that the innate magic weapon and the Nine Turns Golden Pill were useless! ? Damn it, there's really something wrong with your head!
No, this veteran seems to be in a very normal state of mind, not a psychopath.
He doesn¡¯t even look down on the innate magic weapon and the Nine Turns Golden Pill. Is this guy a saint? ?
That¡¯s not right. There are only a few saints. If Yuanshi Tianzun saw me on important matters, he would definitely have slapped him to death. I have seen Zhunti, but I have not seen Jie Yin, but he is dressed like a tutu, not like this. The only one left is the bald one from Taishang Laojun! But this old man is not bald, he has quite a lot of hair on his head!
Wipe, who else can this be! ? Could it be that he is a quasi-sage who lives in seclusion?
Huang Shiren could not figure out the origin of Lao Dao for a while, and felt very guilty.
Seeing Huang Shiren like this, the old Taoist became even happier and said with a smile: "Ah Huang, you deceived Lu Ya before, right?"
"Absolutely." Huang Shiren guessed somewhere, and then answered, and as soon as the words came out, he suddenly became alert.
My moon! Who is this old man? ? He actually knows the secret between me and my cheap master! And he even calls Lu Ya by his first name, so he knows my true identity!
No! There is something wrong with this old man!
"Hey! Old man! Who are you!? What are you going to do!? I tell you, I am not easy to mess with! If you mess with me, my master Lu Ya will come to settle the score with you!" Huang Shiren pulled out the wind and thunder stick, and a picture The ridiculous appearance of being fierce and lustful.
Ha ha ha ha. The old Taoist was so happy: "You Huang! If I want to mess with you, will you still survive!? Just now, you were calling me "old brother, old brother, old brother, and you are affectionate, but you turned away and refused to acknowledge me?"
"Go, go, go! I have a name and a surname, Huang Shiren, Huang San Tai, Huang San Patriarch! What a Huang A Huang, they are just like cats and dogs!" Huang Shiren said angrily.
"Open your mouth to my face, and I can scream whatever I want, don't you agree?" The old Tao waved his hand, and the jar of wine in Huang Shiren's hand automatically flew into the old Tao's hand.
The old man opened his mouth, the wine was sucked into his mouth, and he drank it all in an instant.
With another wave of his hand, Huang Shiren took away the remaining dozen jars of good wine in his fairy bag, and drank them all in the blink of an eye.
"Brother, you are not doing this right! You are robbing, do you understand?" Huang Shiren lost his temper. This old man was even more difficult to deal with than Lu Ya.
He had no choice but to sit beside the old Tao dejectedly, with his head drooped and dejected.
Since he came out of the mountain, Lao Huang has never been so useless. Lu Ya, Tongtian, Nuwa, Zhunti, all of them were confused by him, but this old man was so powerful!
Huang Shiren is somewhat convinced.
After drinking happily, the old man chuckled: "Where are you from Tongtian?"
Hi! Huang Shiren really wants to curse! How come he knows everything?
etc! What is his name, Master Tongtian! ? Babel! He calls a saint by his first name! It¡¯s too awesome.
There are not many people in the world who can call Tongtian by his name. Could it be
Huang Shiren looked at the old Taoist, his face suddenly turned pale, his heart became weak, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
I¡¯ll wipe it! What are you afraid of? What's coming! ?
"Do you know who I am?" The old Taoist seemed to have noticed Huang Shiren's thoughts and said happily.
"Ihow do I know!" Huang Shiren looked around, trying to find a convenient place to run away.
?????????? It¡¯s so fucking hard to drink cold water between your teeth, this is so unlucky! How did I meet him!
"Haha, I will sing a Taoist song for you. If you listen, you will know my identity." The old Taoist put down the wine jar and sang a Taoist song.
"Lying on nine layers of clouds, the truth is revealed on a futon. Beyond the black and yellow sky and earth, I am the master of teaching. Pan Gu gave birth to Tai Chi, and the two rituals and four images followed. One teaching passed down to three friends, and the two teachings explained the truth. The Xuanmen all led the show, and one Qi transformed into Hongjun. "
Before the song was finished, Lao Huang knelt down in front of the Taoist with a thud, bowed to the ground, and kowtowed three times: "The Taoist is here, my younger brother Huang Shiren pays homage to the Taoist!"
Grandma, I already know who you are! ?
Except for the old man Daozu Hongjun of Zixiao Palace, there is probably no other person in the world who can call Lu Ya and Tongtian by their names!
Hongjun Daozu! That is heaven! It¡¯s the land! He is the master of this world!
What bad luck! Tough luck!
I had just obtained Hetu Luoshu, and I was trying to find ways to ask Tiandao to establish a religion, but someone came to my door.
It¡¯s bitter! I am so miserable! It seems that there is no hope of establishing a religion in this life!
Huang Shiren kowtowed, wailing in his heart!
"Haha, you kid, you even took advantage of me." Daozu laughed even more after hearing his bastard words.
"Daozu, why did I take advantage of you?" Huang Shiren raised his head and said with a smile.
"Even your master calls me brother when he sees me. You and the boy call yourself brother to me, aren't you messing up the hierarchy?" Daozu Hongjun said with a smile.
"Daozu, what you said is so stupid!" Huang Shiren got up in a hurry, sat next to Daozu, and said with a smile: "Just now our brother and brother called you so affectionate! How nice! How warm-hearted! My cheap master called you brother. , that's his business. If I call you brother, that's my business. One code is the same. Even if my master comes, I will call you the same. Besides, those bullshit claims about seniority are completely It makes no sense to break the fucking rules!¡±
"Breaking the rules. This is the way of heaven." The old Taoist said with a smile.
"The way of heaven is stupid!" Huang Shiren is not polite. What bothers him the most is the way of heaven. He hugged Taoist Hongjun and said: "Old brother, the way of heaven is unkind and treats all things as stupid dogs! Is the way of heaven right? Isn't the way of heaven also the will? It¡¯s the will, and there are times when it¡¯s bad! If the way of heaven is good, it¡¯s easy to talk about it. If the way of heaven is unkind, we will do it for heaven! Isn¡¯t this the truth?¡±
"If the way of heaven is not benevolent, then do it for heaven" Taoist Hongjun recited Huang Shiren's words and laughed loudly: "Okay! Well said! Your mother's Hunyuan! Did you hear it!? Your mother's! The way of heaven! If we are not benevolent, we will do justice for God!"
Taoist Hongjun looked at the sky and smiled a little nervously, which made Huang Shiren puzzled.
Hunyuan! ? Who is Hunyuan? ? Why does it sound like this Dao Ancestor and Hunyuan are not getting along!
No! Isn¡¯t Taoist Hongjun the most powerful person? How come there are still people who don¡¯t live with him? Isn¡¯t this an old man who hangs himself¡ªdoes he think he has a long life?
Huang Shiren was thinking randomly here, but he didn't dare to ask.
After laughing enough, Daozu Hongjun turned around and looked at Huang Shiren and said, "Ah Huang, have you got Hetu Luoshu?"
I¡¯ll wipe it! This question made Huang Shiren almost spit out his saliva!
You monster! Nothing can be hidden from him!
"Yes." Huang Shiren did not dare to panic in front of Daozu, nodded, and said: "Brother, you don't want my Hetu Luoshu! You are wrong! This thing belongs to me!"
"Shit! This thing was given to Fuxi and Dayu by the Zixiao Palace. It originally belonged to the Zixiao Palace, so why does it belong to you?"
You are right. Huang Shiren felt unhappy and said: "Even if it belongs to Zixiao Palace, it has been countless years and you have lost it and still don't look for it. According to the law, you no longer have the right to hold it. If I find it, it is mine."
"What law? I don't understand."
"I tell you that you don't understand either. Besides, I just treated you to meat and drank. It was so interesting. How could you steal my brother's things? Isn't that right? Isn't this a wolf-hearted thing?"
Huang Shiren¡¯s words made Taoist Hongjun dumbfounded.
"Ah Huang, when did I say I wanted to steal your things?"
"You don't want to grab it?"
"I never said I wanted to rob it." Daozu smiled and said, "Let me ask you, do you want to use this thing to establish a religion?"
Your mother!
If Huang Shiren could beat Daozu Hongjun himself, he would have killed him long ago with his golden finger, up and down, left, right, left and right!
As expected of the Taoist ancestor, nothing can be hidden from him! Even if you know your own thoughts clearly, this is ridiculous.
?? Lao Huang lamented, knowing that he would never be able to do anything to establish a religion. In front of Taozu, this matter could only be a dream! What a pity, I still want to find a leader to be the leader!
"Here, here, here, here! Here!" Lao Huang sighed, took out the Hetu Luoshu and threw it to Daozu.
"What does it mean?"
"Brother, don't go too far! You are the first person to make me vomit! I can't handle you! Take it away! It's bad luck for me." Huang Shiren wailed.
"When did I say I wanted something from you?" Daozu chuckled and waved his hand, and the Hetu Luoshu fell into Lao Huang's arms again.
wipe! What does this mean? ?
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