The most mysterious thing in the world is not Teacher Cang¡¯s black fungus under the mosaic, nor Brother Guanxi behind the camera, but a thing called time.
This time can¡¯t be grasped or seen, but it doesn¡¯t stop for anyone, and it passes by meticulously and selflessly.
So, there are a lot of good words to say about this thing.
For example, "Dear dear, one second between you and I is like a year of torment." Or, "Honey, my one night with you is so short. Why did it pass as soon as I closed my eyes or opened them?" !" Grandma's, it's really disgusting!
Twenty days. For those who cultivate immortality, it is as fast as impotence. Twenty years is a different concept.
Huang Shiren is a bitch, but he wants to grab it with both hands and use both hands hard. Twenty days was a real thing, yes, but he spent a full twenty years in that chaotic space, in the scorching and refining fire of Lihuo Essence and Taixiao Zifuxi!
Twenty years of struggling to live and dying, twenty years of heart-rending and gnawing by thousands of ants, twenty years of perverted self-mutilation!
"Take a bath, take a small bath, and after you take a bath, take a bath" In the Qinglian Pond, a terrifying creature with riddled holes here and there exposing its bones and its internal organs was humming while sucking the fairy liquid. How can a pervert describe the obscene words and songs.
Twenty years of pain have made this guy accustomed to it and made him numb.
No one can understand how Lao Huang endured it. Only he can understand the feeling.
Having completed the most painful bone calamity of the fourth cycle, the real person in the middle Dantian has successfully condensed into his body. What he is doing now is to rebirth his body.
"This fairy liquid is a damn good thing!" Seeing his body solidify rapidly, showing a purple-red metallic light, Old Huang was satisfied and coquettish.
"Next time I see Daji, my sweetheart will definitely like her! Look at these muscles, look at this waist, I guess my second brother is also a lot stronger! Okay, Daji will definitely like her."
This bitch laughed, looked at the Qinglian Pond, and was stunned again.
"I did the fourth revolution, but I wasted so much fairy liquid. I'm sorry, I'm sorry." In the Qinglian Pond, the fairy liquid was consumed a finger deeper than before.
"Tongtian won't be angry, will he? He won't kill me, right?" Huang Shiren started to have a headache, and after speaking, he slapped his head: "That's all, taking advantage of someone's thigh is also a gangster, and touching one's breasts is also a gangster, it's not as good as above. We can make it!"
This guy waved his clothes at the side of the pool, and more than a dozen jade bottles flew out of the fairy bag.
"I'll pour some immortal liquid back and give the little ones a bath. I can't let them follow me in vain."
With this ramming, all the dozen jade bottles were filled before he stopped.
"It's done! It's done! I, Old Huang, have turned four!" After finishing the fairy liquid, the physical body was completely restored, and Old Huang jumped out of the pool, dancing happily.
"I'll slap you four hundred times!" When Huang Shiren was carried away with his pride, the figure of the Tongtian Cultist appeared beside him. He slapped him hard with a mountain-like slap, causing Huang Shiren's four-turn golden body to spurt out a mouthful of blood. It's spinning like a top!
"Leader, why are you so cruel!?"
"Damn it! Can you hide the good things you have done from me!?"
"You said you are a saint and you argue with me all day long without blushing! Didn't I just use a little fairy liquid? It's not like I pulled out your green lotus."
"A little!? A little!?" Leader Tongtian wanted to slap him again.
"Don't hit me, don't hit me. I just had a good time and I'm weak. I can't withstand such a cruel attack from you!"
Snapped!
"I wiped it, but you still hit me!"
Snapped!
"If you fight again, I will go to Kunlun! No, I will go to the West to teach as a Happy Buddha!"
"I want you to be the Buddha of Joy! Die!"
"Don't hit me, don't hit me. I don't want to rejoice in the Buddha. Can I castrate myself and become a eunuch?!"
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The Tongtian leader slapped Huang Shiren twelve times, until Huang Shiren, who had just obtained the fourth-level golden body, was lying on the ground covered in blood like a dead dog. Only then did he calm down a little.
"Are you dead? If not, get out of here and get down to business!"
"Master, I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore. Your legs are so weak that I can't stand up anymore."
¡°Isn¡¯t it possible!? Okay, I have one more trick here, what do you want?!¡±
The lewd voice of the bitch and the angry roar of the Tongtian Cult Master spread throughout Jin'ao Island, causing all the immortals of the Jie Cult to look at the Qinglian Cave with incomparably meaningful smiles on their faces.
What¡¯s going on between Master and Huang Shiren?
Outside the Qinglian Cave, Huang Shiren, dressed in a red robe, smiled at the Tongtian Cult Leader: "Cult Leader, I'm going to do business now, do you have any other instructions?"
"No! Leave quickly!"
"The leader is really cruel. He had just finished enjoying himself, and now he treats others like this."
"If you don't leave, your Daji will probably become King Zhou's woman."
"Really!? Damn it, you didn't tell me earlier!" After hearing this, Huang Shiren hurriedly got up on the cloud and disappeared with Zhu Zizhen and Wukong.
Let¡¯s talk about Chaoge City. King Zhou recovered a little after being fucked by Huang Shiren. In addition, Fei Zhong and Youhun were obedient to Huang Shiren's words and prohibited sexual intercourse with women. King Zhou recovered a lot and couldn't help but leave the country to go to court. He listened to politics and seemed to have regained his former majesty and wisdom.
Although a group of civil and military ministers were not happy about such things, and they heard that it was related to Huang Shiren, their impression of Huang Shiren became better.
The first thing King Zhou dealt with was naturally Su Hu. Although King Zhou initiated the incident, it is an indisputable fact that Su Hu wrote an anti-poetry on the wall of the Meridian Gate. How could King Zhou endure it?
At this moment, regardless of what Huang Shiren said before, we will send troops.
This period of time is the day when the four major princes meet every year. Dongbohou Jiang Hengchu, Nanbohou E Chongyu, Xibohou Jichang, and Beibohou Chonghou Hu all arrived. The four princes discussed matters in court. When they heard the news, the four princes had different reactions.
Dongbohou and Nanbohou tried their best to persuade him, saying that Su Hu was a loyal minister of the great merchants and could not send troops. The Beibohou was ambiguous, but the Xibohou Jichang, with a white head and a smile on his face, said that if these thieves were not eliminated, the country would definitely be uneasy, which made a bunch of civil servants and generals stunned.
"Everyone in the world knows Xibohou's benevolence and righteousness. Why do you say such words this time?" Wen Zhong was unhappy after hearing this.
Among the four major princes, Xibohou has the highest reputation, and he has made the Western Zhou Dynasty prosperous with strong people and strong troops. If the Great Shang Dynasty is in chaos, the biggest hidden danger is the Western Zhou Dynasty. Not only did Xibohou not persuade King Zhou to stop the crusade against Su Hu, but he also fanned the flames. Wen Zhong's temper can be ignored.
"The Master's words are wrong." Ji Chang chuckled and said: "Those who govern a country must be benevolent and righteous! What is benevolence? Taking the well-being of the people as one's own responsibility is benevolence! What is righteousness? Loyalty to the emperor and patriotism is righteousness! Su Husui has made great contributions to the country. , but a woman actually wrote such an anti-poetry, without caring about the country or the people. If there is no punishment, how can we talk about benevolence and justice!? If there is no benevolence and justice, how can the country survive!? "
These words made Wen Zhong unable to answer for a while, and he became even more angry.
Wen Zhong was good at fighting and talked about being eloquent, so he was Ji Chang's opponent.
"I have a description for what Xibohou said." Just when Wen Zhong didn't know how to answer, a loud laugh came from outside the hall.
"National Master!" A group of civil and military officers saluted this man.
"National Preceptor?" The four great princes were stunned.
How could a national master appear in Dashang?
Especially Ji Chang, looking at Huang Shiren with a sharp mouth and a wicked smile, felt very unhappy.
"Four beloved ministers, this is Huang Shiren and Huang Santai, who previously pacified Beihai and attacked the highlands for the benefit of the country. I have named him the Great Shang State Advisor." King Zhou was also very happy to see Huang Shiren.
"I've met the Imperial Master." The four princes also bowed slightly.
"I dare to ask the Imperial Preceptor, what does the Imperial Preceptor have to say about what I just said?" Ji Chang was angry with Huang Shiren in his heart, but a smile like a spring breeze appeared on his face.
Huang Shiren looked at Ji Chang carefully and nodded.
Among the four princes, the other three were all dressed in gorgeous clothes, but Ji Chang was the only one who looked simple in plain clothes. This square face, coupled with this smile, makes him look like a really benevolent old man.
But Huang Shiren didn¡¯t have a good impression of Ji Chang. Historically, it was said that this man was famous for his benevolence and righteousness, but that was all fucking lies. Benevolence and righteousness are everywhere in the world, how can you bribe Fei Zhongyouhun? Can you still flatter King Zhou? He can even pretend to be a ghost and finally eat his own son's flesh! ?
Once the Great Shang Dynasty was in chaos, this guy hurried back to the Western Zhou Dynasty. On the pretext of eradicating evil from the world, he destroyed Chonghou Hu and strengthened his strength. Then he openly rebelled and attacked Chaoge!
This person, a thick-skinned, evil-minded, bullshit benevolent and righteous Bohou, is clearly a cunning traitor!
"Haha, I think what Xibohou said just now" Huang Shiren glanced at Ji Chang and said loudly: "It's just a shameless bastard!"
Wow! There was chaos in the court hall.
??Ji Chang¡¯s reputation for benevolence and righteousness is well known to everyone in the world. ThisNot to mention his ability to win over ministers, none of the ministers present had a bad impression of him.
A group of people looked at Huang Shiren and rolled their eyes. Only Fei Zhongyouhun stood behind and gave Huang Shiren a thumbs up.
Fei Zhongyouhun was a bitch, but he was also very angry with Ji Chang. Ji Chang only attracted people with status and strength, and he was a typical snobbery. How could Fei Zhong and Youhun fall into his eyes, so they were full of resentment towards Ji Chang. When they saw Huang Shiren, they openly cursed. I feel very happy: You are indeed a big brother! Well done!
"Master, Xibohou is a man of benevolence and righteousness. What you say is serious!" Bigan stood up and said loudly.
"Yes, yes. That's serious." The ministers agreed.
"Uncle, this is too much." Even Wen Zhong felt that Huang Shiren had gone too far.
"Is it too heavy?! I think it's too light!" Huang Shiren snorted coldly. Facing the civil and military ministers and King Zhou, he said loudly: "I am a great businessman who has enjoyed the country for more than six hundred years. What do I rely on?! Damn it! It depends on the king's wisdom and prowess, the loyalty of the ministers, and the united efforts of the people of the world! Ministers are the cornerstone of the country! Suhu, the Hou of Jizhou, guards the northern border. He has been favored by the king for three generations and has been loyal. What a hero!¡±
"The reason why I mentioned that anti-poetry is nothing more than a moment of confusion. We should persuade these people to continue to serve our king and our great merchants. How can we send troops to conquer!? How can we let the people of Li suffer the consequences of that sword? How can our great Shang country be left in chaos and the country unstable?!"
"Hou Xibo! You are also a veteran, so you should understand this truth! Instead of persuading, you instigated the king to send troops to attack. Let me ask you, do you want my king's reputation to be ruined, do you want the people of the world to suffer, or do you want me to The Great Shang Kingdom is ruined?! Say!¡±
Above the main hall, Huang Shiren stared at Ji Chang with his eyes wide open, pressing forward step by step!
This atmosphere suddenly became extremely tense! ####The meeting just ended. The first update is here! Haven¡¯t eaten yet! Bitter! Brothers, hurry up and give me a try, support me!