Let's talk about Huang Shiren and Wen Zhong, who came to the court happily. Suddenly they heard that Jizhou Hou Suhu had angered King Zhou. How could they not be surprised?
For Wen Zhong, Su Hu was a high-ranking official in the border area. He was loyal to the big businessmen and had great abilities. If he acted like this, it would definitely be bad for the country and the people. For Huang Shiren, Daji is his sweetheart, and Su Hu is Daji's biological father, that is, his biological father-in-law. If his father-in-law has something to do, how can he not help him! ?
The two men pulled Bigan and asked quickly.
"Grand Master, you have been away from the court for a long time, and you don't know that this court is no longer the same court as before." Bigan sighed and explained everything in detail.
This King Zhou, since he came back from the Nuwa Palace to perform incense, has been accused of being black, and has buried a filthy seed in his body. Compared with before, he is obviously a different person. He no longer cares about military and state affairs. He only thinks about sex every day. To have fun, a group of civil and military officials tried to persuade him, but he would not listen.
The king got tired of playing, and ordered people to go to various places to select beautiful women to enter the palace for him to play with. The civil and military officials headed by Prime Minister Shang Rong were all wise people. How could they agree to it? After a fatal remonstrance, they finally stopped it temporarily. thing.
Who would have thought that King Zhou's plan failed, so he tried another plan: You guys, civil and military officials, won't find beautiful women for me, okay, I'll let others find her!
There are wise men and villains in this court. This is the case for Fei Zhong and You Hun. These two people were originally minor officials, and they were good at flattering people. They made King Zhou very happy, so he handed over the matter to them. The two of them did not dare to do it openly, so they secretly collected beautiful women and secretly sent them to the palace. King Zhou liked her so much that he used her more and more. He simply handed over all the important affairs of the court to these two people, which made the court full of chaos and smell. Zhong was away from the court, and the civil and military officials were helpless.
The eight hundred princes in the world all know that these two people are popular in the eyes of King Zhou. They rarely bribe or please, as the saying goes: before going to the emperor, come to pay homage to your husband.
The chaos among the seventy-two princes in Beihai was suppressed, and the incident was reported to the court. Even King Zhou was very happy to hear about such good things. He ordered Wen Zhong to come back quickly and hear the latest news for himself. It can be seen that Zhong just pacified Beihai, and many things have to be dealt with, and he will not be able to escape in a short time.
King Zhou couldn't wait any longer, so Fei Zhong and You Hun came up with an idea. They asked Jizhou Hou Suhu, who was involved in the matter, to report to the court first, so as to satisfy King Zhou's curiosity first.
King Zhou greatly appreciated this idea and issued an order to let Su Hu enter the capital. Su Hu naturally came at night.
Su Hu is a guy with a fiery nature, strong and upright. Speaking from the perspective of Fei Zhong and Youhun, we have promoted you, and you are proud of giving you such a good thing to praise, right? But Su Hu was lucky. When he arrived at Chaoge, he ignored Fei Zhong and Youhun at all. Not to mention it was a courtesy, and there was no chicken feather in sight.
This made Fei Zhongyouhun furious and vowed to take revenge.
When Su Hu entered the court, he told everything about Beihai's suppression of the rebellion, especially Huang Shiren's bravery, which made him even more jealous. King Zhou Longyan was very happy and rewarded Su Hu greatly.
After King Zhou heard what Su Hu said, he sent him away, and the two bitches Fei Zhongyouhun began to show off. Tell King Zhou that Su Hu has a daughter named Daji, who is the most beautiful woman in the country and the city. She is the most beautiful woman in the world. Why not recruit her into the palace to serve the king.
When King Zhou heard this, he became energetic. Grandma, the most beautiful woman in the world, how can she take advantage of others! Immediately, he announced that Su Hu had entered the court and said with good intentions: "I heard that you have a daughter who is virtuous and well-off. I am now choosing a daughter. Why not bring her in? As a relative of the country, you can also enjoy the glory. Rich?"
Who is Su Hu? Firstly, Daji is his darling. Secondly, King Zhou is the lord of a country. He doesn't want to govern the country. Instead, he thinks about these ** things. He gets angry and refutes directly.
"In the palace of the great king, there are thousands of concubines and concubines. How can they be charming and charming enough to please the king's ears and eyes? They listen to the flattering words of the left and right, and trap His Majesty in injustice. Kuangchen's daughter Pu Liu is weak and has a poor temperament. If you are not familiar with etiquette, your virtue and appearance are useless. I beg your majesty to pay attention to the foundation of the country and kill this slanderous villain so that future generations of the world will know that your majesty has a sincere heart and cultivates his moral integrity. He listens to advice and is not a lustful king. Isn't it beautiful? !¡±
??Meaning: You have so many beauties that you have already enjoyed all the blessings of the whole family. My daughter is a rough person and cannot serve you. You should focus on governing the country. Besides, this is definitely not your idea, it must be the slander of those villains. You should kill these villains, run the country with peace of mind, and be famous for generations to come. Wouldn't it be wonderful?
King Zhou was already a prostitute at this moment, so how could he listen to it? Instead, he felt that Su Hu didn't appreciate it and was furious.
Su Hu was not a light-hearted person either. He directly fought with King Zhou and cursed King Zhou for being an unprincipled and ignorant king. Sooner or later, this great businessman would be ruined in his hands!
King Zhou was so angry that he ordered people to drag Su Hu down and beat him to death without saying a word.
"Fei Zhongyouhun and two bitches came out to intercede in a hypocritical manner, meaning: Your Majesty, Su Hu is your future wife."It's not a good idea to kill my father-in-law, just ask him to send his daughter over.
When King Zhou heard this, he understood the situation and let Su Hu go back to Jizhou, and quickly sent Daji there.
Su Hu was so angry that he wanted to kill him, but a group of civil and military ministers tried to persuade him. Su Hu was so angry that he wrote four lines of poetry on the wall of the Meridian Gate and turned around and left.
"What poem did you write?!" Wen Zhong heard what Bigan said and screamed in anger.
"Here, it's over there!" Bigan pointed not far away.
Wen Zhong and Huang Shiren came to the wall, looked up at the four sentences above, and read them once. Wen Zhong was so frightened that Wen Zhong staggered and almost fell down.
On the wall, there are four sentences with flying dragons and phoenixes: "The king breaks the rules of his ministers, and the five permanent members are defeated. Jizhou Su protects, and he will never go to the Shang Dynasty."
This is a bright anti-poetry!
Wen Zhong was in pain: I just tried so hard to pacify Yuan Futong. Your Majesty, you are such an inconvenient man that you turned against a loyal minister for the sake of a woman! That Su Hu, with his abilities and hundreds of thousands of soldiers, could not even compare with Yuan Futong. If they really fought, it would be another fierce battle!
Wen Zhong is not afraid of war, but what he is worried about is the empire of this great merchant!
The group of people sighed, but the bitch Huang Shiren burst out laughing.
"Uncle, why are you laughing?" Wen Zhong asked in confusion.
Seeing that Huang Shiren was so abnormal, the ministers thought that he must have done something extraordinary.
I saw this bitch pointing at the poem on the wall and said, "Everyone, look at this, Su Hu's handwriting is very good!"
I will be your mother! After hearing this, Shang Rong, Bigan and others were so angry that their beards stood up.
Even Wen Zhong sent his regards to Huang Shiren's mother from the bottom of his heart.
It¡¯s about to start a war, but you still have time to read!
"Haha, everyone, it's okay, it's okay. I'm free to act accordingly." Huang Shiren shook the feather fan in his hand coquettishly and smiled.
"It's okay, my uncle is very capable. I hope you can persuade the king later." Wen Zhong had seen Huang Shiren's methods and said hurriedly.
Huang Shiren looked at Su Hu's counter-poem and cursed in his heart: My father-in-law, my father-in-law, you are so damn impatient! King Zhou wants your daughter to be my wife
, it is indeed fucking unreasonable, but you have to come up with a countermeasure and think of a way! You're better off. You wrote such an anti-poem like "Three Times Five Divided Two" to let people seize the opportunity and send troops all over the world. Can you win? In the end, it still hurt my little heart!
well! Fortunately, your son-in-law is here, so this matter can turn around.
Shang Rongbigan and others led the way. Wen Zhong and Huang Shiren were behind. A group of people came to Jiujian Hall. The drums and bells at Huangmen had already been beaten.
"Your Majesty announces Wen Zhong and Huang Shiren to the Golden Palace!" The small yellow gate announced loudly, and Wen Zhong and Huang Shiren entered the main hall.
"I, Wen Zhong, pay my respects to the king!" Wen Zhong knelt down on the ground, and all the civil and military officials behind him also knelt down. Only Huang Shiren stood in the court hall.
"Bold! Why don't you kneel down when I meet the king?!" Under the dragon chariot, two sharp-faced people stood up, none other than Fei Zhongyouhun.
"Huang Shiren! You are so brave. Why don't you kneel down when you see me?!" King Zhou was also angry.
Huang Shiren chuckled: "My lord, you are the lord of the world, how noble you are. However, I am a foreigner and not within the king's territory, so I cannot worship you."
When King Zhou heard this, he also understood the truth. People who practice Taoism have no rulers and ministers. This guy has made great achievements. If you don't want to worship him, you can't worship him. Let's see how capable he is.
"Huang Shiren, I ask you, where are you from?" King Zhou asked.
As soon as Huang Shiren heard this, he knew that King Zhou was obviously looking for trouble. Wen Zhong had already told him that he was from Meishan.
Damn it, you are going to compete with me for cultivation! OK, come on!
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??? He shook his feather fan with his hand and said in a flirtatious manner: "The poor Taoist comes from the clouds and water."
King Zhou saw that what he said was mysterious, and asked again: "What is Yunshui?"
¡°Damn it, this is a fake thing. I have relied on it all my life to cheat people out of food and drinks. How can I lose to you!
Lao Huang chuckled and said: "My heart is like a white cloud, always at ease, and my mind is like flowing water, letting things go."
Although King Zhou was a sluggish man, he was actually a smart and intelligent emperor. He nodded and asked, "Where will you go when the clouds and water dry up?"
Huang Shiren laughed and pretended: "The clouds dispersed and the bright moon appeared in the sky, and the water withered and the pearl appeared."
After hearing this, King Zhou turned from anger to joy. This Taoist priest really has a lot of talent!
"What a great Taoist! Give me a seat!"
King Zhou ordered Xiaohuangmen to quickly bring chairs, and Huang Shiren was not polite.Sit down with your butt spread wide.
King Zhou was overjoyed and said: "I heard that Taoist Huang is a disciple of Taoist Lu Ya, who is the best in the world. He has profound Taoist practices and has quelled the Beihai rebellion. He has contributed to the country! I am very happy to see the Taoist today. Come and give the Taoist a black bird. I won¡¯t bow to you when you go to court in the future!¡±
Huangmen held up the black bird national robe, which was extremely fiery red and inlaid with pearls and gems, making it radiant.
The black bird is the national bird totem of Dashang. This piece of clothing is not intended to be a status symbol.
King Zhou was happy, and he discussed some Taoist issues and outlook on life and world view with Huang Shiren. King Zhou expressed that he was very interested in this. Huang Shiren emphasized that this was his strength and pointed out again, you have to listen. I¡¯ll tell you!
In his previous life, Lao Huang was a deceitful ancestor. His eloquent words made the world go crazy, and he was both flattering and observant, which made King Zhou extremely happy!
"The Taoist Master is really a god! God is blessing you for protecting me as a great businessman! Someone, please give the Taoist Master a piece of Fuchen and make him a national master!" King Zhou gave Huang Shiren a great gift.
Huang Shiren You're welcome, just accept it when it comes!
"I am very happy, Master, the great merchants are now in good weather, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, and the rebellion in Beihai has been calmed down again. However, the Jizhou Protector and Suhu guy doesn't know how to praise him, and instead sings the song of the court. I wonder what the Master thinks of this?" King Zhou asked. The question caused all the civil and military officials in the court to fall silent.
They all stared at Huang Shiren and winked, telling him to be careful.
Huang Shiren laughed, stood up, and said to King Zhou and the civil and military officials of the dynasty: "Your Majesty, if you want your ministers to die, they must die! That guy Su Hu really deserves a thousand cuts for doing such a thing. All torn to pieces!¡±
I¡¯ll wipe it!
Huang Shiren's words made the civil and military officials in the court furious. If they were not above the main hall, let alone others, but Wen Zhong would go up and knock him to death!
?? ###The third update is here! Today is another 10,000-word update! Fellow Taoists, I am going to be miserable! Asking for support, asking for closure, and asking for recommendations! Please encourage me! ! !