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- Let's talk about the fact that Zheng Lun went out to kill Yuan Futong at the Hulang Pass and put down the rebellion of the seventy-two princes in Beihai. However, a strange Taoist broke out and took down Zheng Lun with a wave of his hand. It was really awesome!
The Taoist captured Zheng Lun, laughed, walked to the front of the two armies, took a look, fixed his eyes on Lao Huang on the wooden cart, and smiled: "That kid on the wooden cart, come up here, I have something to say! "
"In front of hundreds of thousands of horses and dozens of generals, this man didn't look for anyone. He fixed his eyes on Lao Huang and made him tense up!
Looking at the evil smile on the Taoist's face, Old Huang Tiansheng felt for the first time that he had become a piece of fish on the chopping board.
"You're a Taoist, I didn't look for you, but you looked for me, haha, I'm here to rob you!" Although Huang Shiren was beating a drum in his heart, there was a mean smile on his face, he got off the wooden cart, and walked slowly Come.
"Brother Huang, be careful!" Behind him, Daji was so worried that her face turned pale.
"Be good, let's see how big brother Huang is having fun later." Huang Shiren turned around and gave Daji a wink.
A hundred steps away from the Taoist, Huang Shiren stopped and observed carefully with a pair of sinister eyes. This Taoist's outfit is so damn cool.
???????????????? Wearing Taoist robes, holding branches in hands, Taoists often perform Taoism by the Bade Pond, and talk about the Three Vehicles under the Seven Treasures Forest; relics are often hung on the top, and countless scriptures can be written in the hall. The true Taoist in the air is truly marvelous in beauty; he cultivates himself to live in the holy land of the West, and attains eternal life and is freed from dust. The lotus blossoms are infinitely wonderful, and the Great Immortal, the leader of the West, has arrived.
This guy is hard to deal with! Huang Shiren took a breath of cold air and couldn't help but twist his old face.
"Niubi, you asked me to come and fight, right? Come on, let's have a fight, it will definitely make you happy." Lao Huang chuckled, which was extremely unseemly.
The Taoist was happy when he saw this thing, and also gave a bad smile: "No, no, this little fellow Taoist, I am calling you, not to fight, but to show you a clear path, so that you can enjoy eternal blessings. "
That look and tone were like those of a strange man coaxing a child to eat sweets. Huang Shiren was so angry that his nose became crooked.
Damn it, your grandpa should have said this line, okay! ?
Huang Shiren smiled and said: "It's really a good thing. Please tell your grandpa in detail."
Hearing this, the Taoist was neither ashamed nor angry, and said with a smile: "I have a destiny with you, and I have come here to save you. You can enjoy the Western Paradise, lecture on the Three Vehicle Dharma, and achieve the right results without any worries. This Vajra is determined to be indestructible. Isn't your body beautiful? Why bother trying to survive in this massacre?"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? d These words frightened Huang Shiren to the point of despair!
It¡¯s so familiar! This sentence is so familiar!
??In Fengshen Yanyi, almost no one who heard this said found this Taoist's trick, was saved to the West, and became a little monk under the Buddhist sect!
Damn it, who did I think it was? It turns out to be the second leader of the Western Sect, the number one weirdo in Fengshen Romance, a quasi-ti Taoist who specializes in deceit and abduction!
Damn it! It¡¯s over, it¡¯s over today!
Lao Huang was complaining in his heart.
This Zhunti Taoist is one of the six great saints. He has high-level skills and many magical weapons. The most terrible thing is that this person is really the number one scheming person in the Conferred God War. With one person's power, he can explain the teachings, intercept the teachings, and even Hongjun Taoist Patriarch was kept in the dark, he hacked the two sects, fished in troubled waters, and saved many powerful people to go to the West. He was the number one culprit of the future prosperity of the Western sect and the decline of the East!
I wiped it, and Lao Huang met his opponent!
Since he was born, no one can match Lao Huang's evil spirit. In front of Taoist Zhunti, he may not be a match for such evil and cheap skills.
Good old Huang, he knew something was wrong, but he cheered up, smiled, and said loudly: "Who am I? It turns out to be the second leader of the Western Sect, the quasi-predecessor!"
"Haha, boy, you have good eyesight and you recognize me." Taoist Zhunti smiled slightly and acknowledged it.
"Of course. Zhunti has cultivated his skills as a senior saint. He is approachable, handsome and capable. He is the idol of thousands of girls in the world. How could I not recognize him?" This flattery made Zhunti feel comfortable.
The 300,000 merchant troops behind him, especially Wen Zhong and others, were all frightened when they heard this!
Saint! The person in front of me is actually a saint!
No wonder Yuan Futong¡¯s baby is so powerful!
Hugh! I'm afraid this rebellion won't be able to be brought to an end.
Taoist Zhunti took a step forward, stared at Huang Shiren, and said with a smile: "I think my little friend is extraordinary in bearing, smart and exquisite, but his cultivation level is too low. If you join my Western religion, you will definitely make great progress, wouldn't it be wonderful? What, how?"
Your mother! Apart from saving people, don¡¯t you have any other work to do? Want me to join the Western religion? ! Let me be a monk! ? What should I do, my dear Daji! ? I bother!
Huang Shiren greeted the eight generations of Zhunti ancestors in his heart, but with a smile on his face, he said: "Senior, what if I don't obey?"
Zhunti chuckled: "It's easy to follow me, but if you don't, I'll slap you to death and become ashes."
I am your mother! Why do these awesome old guys talk so ****? ! My master said the same thing when he accepted his disciples.
Huang Shiren squinted his eyes, stuck his fingers into his nostrils, picked out a booger, flicked it out, and said with a smile: "Senior, what are the benefits of letting me join the Western religion?"
"You want any benefits?" After hearing this, Zhunti said in his heart: This guy is really fucking cunning! But it's okay, he has the same heart as me. If he accepts this person, I will have an extra helper, and I can accomplish great things.
Thinking of this, Taoist Zhunti said: "What's the benefit? Listen to me. The golden light of the treasure flame shines brightly on the eyes, and the most subtle Western magic. Thousands of necklaces are infinitely wonderful, and thousands of auspicious lights are born one after another. It is rare for people to bless the divine pestle, How can it be easy to walk in the Seven Treasures Cup? Now that we are going to the Lotus Platform together, we will know that the great path has been completed."
These few lines of Taoist songs were so exciting that even the 300,000 merchant soldiers behind him were filled with joy.
Grandma, she is truly the number one bitch among the gods! It's a pity that this sharp-tongued person doesn't set up a stall to sell meat!
Huang Shiren chuckled and said: "Senior, what you said was just that the West is good, but what you said is too damn vain. Can you give me some practical results?"
Hi! When Taoist Zhunti heard this, he was so angry that his chest was burning with fire. Damn it, I am a saint who can save you, but you are still mumbling!
Although Zhunti was angry, deceit and kidnapping were his specialty. He suppressed his anger and said, "There are benefits to joining me in the West. Listen to me: after you have completed your deeds, you should take a bath, and practice your true nature to be innocent; the sky is open in the sky. The child attained enlightenment and took refuge in the Nine Precepts and Three Refuges to start anew. He took off his feathers and returned to the bliss, transcended the cage and raised hundreds of gods; washed away the dust and dirt, and became untainted, and returned to his original nature and indestructible body."
"Not bad! It's really good!" Huang Shiren clapped his hands and smiled after singing the second Taoist song with Zhunti.
When Master Zhunti heard this, he was overjoyed: This bastard made my mouth go dry!
"Haha, little friend, you know the current affairs, why don't you kowtow to me and become your disciple?" Topic raised his head and said.
Huang Shiren's eyes widened: "Hey, senior, when did I say I wanted to join your Western religion?"
¡°Didn¡¯t you just clapped your hands and said yes, yes?!¡±
"I meant that you old man can sing well. At your level, you can listen to seven sections for a big buck in Chaoge City, haha." Huang Shiren laughed.
"You bastard, you are asking for death!" Taoist Zhunti was so angry that his old face was livid. How could he, a saint, be treated like a monkey like this? ! Unable to bear it any longer, he stepped forward and took action.
"Hey! Wait!"
"What, you changed your mind!? It's not too late to become a disciple now!"
"Senior, I, Huang Shiren, also want to become a disciple, but you're damn late?" Huang Shiren shook his head regretfully.
"What's the meaning?!"
Huang Shiren chuckled and said, "Senior, do you know Lu Ya?"
"Lu Ya?!" Hearing this, Zhunti's heart trembled.
The shadow of a tree, the name of a person, the caterpillar of Xiao Ming¡¯s family, the name of Taoist Lu Ya, how can a Taoist not know how to mention it! ? This guy is the number one loose person in the world, he is extremely difficult to deal with, and he is stubborn. If you mess with him, damn, he will be staring at you like a fly. Even with your own abilities, you can't deal with him.
"Do you know Taoist Brother Lu Ya?" Zhunti hurriedly stopped his hand and asked.
Huang Shiren chuckled and said: "Senior, I wanted to follow you, but before I became a disciple of Taoist Lu Ya, if you want me to join your Western religion, you should at least ask my master for his opinion, right?"
Damn it! Hearing this, Taoist Zhunti called him bad luck! This guy doesn't seem to be telling lies. If he is the disciple of that bitch Lu Ya, if he messes with him, he will offend Lu Ya. But what should we do? !
" Taoist Zhunti is a saint, but he is also in trouble at this moment.
During the chaos, the bitch laughed loudly: "Senior, we are all in the same way, why bother fighting and killing. In this way, let's go drink and let them do what they are supposed to do here, okay?"
"Damn you!" Zhunti swore directly.
This guy is so smart, he almost got himself in while going around!
Why did you come down the mountain? ? Is that to mess up the gods, mess up the East, and save people in the West? ! Why did you incite Yuan Futong? ! That was to destroy the empire of Dashang. If he left by himself, how could Yuan Futong be Wen Zhong's opponent? He would definitely be slaughtered. Wouldn't he fall short? !
Good to mention! This guy chuckled and thought: "Look at thisThat's great. You accept me as your teacher, and I'll talk to Lu Ya about the future. As long as you are willing to follow me to teach in the West, I don't care about this place, okay? "
"This guy is so bad. If we accept this person, the Western Sect will definitely prosper!" As long as he is willing to become a disciple, I will have something to say even if Lu Ya comes to visit him. Besides, between my senior brother and me, Lu Ya doesn't dare to be tough. Yuan Futong failed here, but I can still try elsewhere in the future.
"Zhunti Taoist's thoughts are really watertight.
Huang Shiren was also stunned by him and cursed in his heart: This guy is really the most difficult bitch I have ever seen!
"Well, senior, that's not possible. I have a beauty in my heart, and a monk can't do it."
"It doesn't matter, you go to the West, and I will also pass by your beauty, so that you can become a happy Buddha. Wouldn't it be nice?"
I¡¯ll wipe it! You can say such shameless words, I'm convinced!
"Well, senior, I like to drink and eat, and I haven't bathed for several years. Also, I have bad breath and snore in my sleep"
"Damn it! Are you going to die and not go to the West?" Taoist Zhunti saw that this guy was making excuses everywhere, and he was completely impatient.
"Fuck! Zhunti, you old bastard! I'm giving you nice words to say, but why are you so shameless! This matter only works if you agree with me. You are so old, how can you be a bully! Feelings for you! My mother was treated like this by your father in the first place, so she gave birth to a thing like you!" Huang Shiren also got angry, put his hands on his hips, and cursed loudly.
The scolding made Taoist Zhunti Wu Lingshen hit Sanwei and burn his chest. He screamed in anger and showed off the treasure in his hand with a huff.
As soon as this thing came out, Huang Shiren screamed in pain!
This thing is half a foot high and has a colorful branch. It is just like the Seven Treasures Tree, the favorite magic weapon of Taoist Zhunti!
This wonderful tree of seven treasures is made by Taoist Zhunti, whose body is Western Gengjin Bodhi, combined with seven treasures such as gold, silver, and colored glaze. The leader of the Tongtian Cult, who is said to be a master of everything, had his sword broken twice by this thing during the Battle of the Gods! What's even more terrible is that this Seven Treasures Tree is one of the innate spiritual treasures!
With the cultivation of the saint Zhunti and such a magic weapon, he is still alive!
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Out of the way, he said with a smile: "Damn it, you have a magic weapon, but I don't!?"
After saying that, he bent down and like a nouveau riche, he gave away his treasure!
The twenty-fourth-grade Zhuxian lotus platform is filled with golden light. Old Huang is sitting on the lotus platform, transforming into a figure with three heads and six arms. There are two heavens of ice and fire, three-pointed two-edged mourning door nails, ninety-nine red clouds and soul gourds,
The wind and thunder sticks all come out in unison, creating a myriad of scenes, both coquettish and awesome!
When I looked around, I took a look and took a breath!
How did the chaotic green lotus reaching the sky fall into his hands! ? That guy from Yuanshi has begged for tens of thousands of years and still hasn¡¯t received it! ? Also, why is He Hongyun¡¯s gourd also in his hand? ? Damn it, I'm a saint, and I only have one innate spiritual treasure at hand, so he has two! The remaining magic weapons are also very powerful!
We can¡¯t keep this person today, kill Duobao!
Taoist Zhunti was so greedy that he laughed and said: "Huang Shiren, there is a way to heaven but you don't take it, and there is no door to hell but you break in! Come on, today I will let you die and go away in ashes!"
"Damn it, if you have the ability, do it!" Huang Shiren yelled!
"Two bitches, in front of the three armies, are about to kill!" ####Back from Changbai Mountain. The update has been unstable for the past three days, I'm very sorry. From today on, everything is business as usual! hehe. Fellow Taoists, I hope you can support me! - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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