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- Let's talk about the group of princes and generals who suppressed the rebellion in Jizhou City. They were first made very angry by Huang Shiren, and then they were incited by Huang Shiren to become passionate. They were all gearing up to do their best for the country and the people.
Hearing that the Grand Master was in charge, Jizhou Hou Suhu and Caozhou Hou Chongheihu joined the army. Two hundred thousand troops gathered at the foot of Jizhou City. They were really murderous. They just wanted to choose a good time and auspicious day to attack Hulang Pass.
On this day, the weather was peaceful. At the foot of Jizhou City, the city gates were wide open and the army was setting off. Huang Shiren was sitting on the handsome wooden cart. He was about to leave the city with Wen Zhong, Su Hu and others when he saw a group of family members from the Su Mansion in front of him. Come see me off.
"Grand Master, Quanzhong is my son. Please allow him to serve the country this time." Su Hu pointed at Su Quanzhong, who was fully clothed.
"It's true that a tiger father has no dog sons!" Wen Zhong looked at Su Quanzhong and was filled with admiration.
Although Su Quanzhong was in his early twenties, he looked as majestic as his father and was also a capable general.
"Dad, my daughter, we are going too." Na Daji was also happy to see her brother like this. She took Su Hu's arm and started acting coquettishly.
Su Hu glared: "Nonsense! This is fighting, not embroidery. What are you, a girl, doing?!"
When Daji heard this, she was unhappy. She was a sixteen-year-old girl, and she was kept in the boudoir all day long. She was bored to death. For her, she was not interested in fighting, but it would be good to go out for a walk.
"Dad, I don't care, I'm going to go!" Daji held Su Hu's arm and shook it back and forth. She was already stunningly beautiful, and she started to cry, making all the generals around her feel numb in body and mind.
This one said: "Master Hou, if Miss Daji wants to go, it doesn't matter if she goes. We won't let her hurt a hair."
The other said: "Yes, yes. Lord Marquis, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."
The generals tried to smooth things over one after another, but Su Hu seemed helpless and could only look at Wen Zhong: "Grand Master, this"
Wen Zhong¡¯s face turned red. When these two armies are facing each other, how indecent is it to bring a woman with you!
Although he wanted to refuse, he saw everyone in the audience was so obsessed with it that it was difficult to speak, so he had to kick the ball: "Uncle Master, what do you think?"
"Okay!" Huang Shiren agreed without even thinking.
"Uncle, this is a war!" Wen Zhong was so angry that he pulled Huang Shiren over and whispered.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Lao Huang laughed loudly and said: "Daji alone is worth a million soldiers."
"What do you mean by this?" Wen Zhong was stunned by Huang Shiren's words.
The bitch winked at Da Ji, and then said: "This war is all about morale. Once Da Ji stops there, the morale of the sons will be as high as a rainbow, isn't it good?"
When Wen Zhong heard it, it seemed to make sense. Men all need to save face, especially in front of women. Daji has conquered the country, so who wants to be embarrassed in front of her?
¡°Don¡¯t tell me, this cheap uncle is really good at understanding people¡¯s psychology.
"The military advisor is right!"
"Excellent military strategist!"
The generals couldn't care less about morale. They just wanted Daji to follow, and they all gave Huang Shiren a thumbs up.
Everyone was like this. Hearing Zhong was speechless and had to agree.
"Thank you, Grand Master, thank you, Military Advisor!" Na Daji cheered, looked at Huang Shiren, and smiled slightly.
Oops, this is really a husband singing, yes, good, good! Lao Huang was so proud of himself in the car.
"Daji, I have a good horse here, please sit down." Chong Heihu was a serious man. He was afraid that Daji would have an accident and would not be able to explain it, so he ordered his men to bring in a docile pony.
"Mr. Marquis, I don't like riding horses, but I think the military advisor's little cart sounds good." Huang Shiren's wooden cart is really cool. It has peacock feathers and is inlaid with gold and silver, which is very suitable for Daji.
"Okay, come on, come on, Daji, I don't mind being crowded." Lao Huang couldn't get what he asked for, since the wooden cart was empty anyway, so he helped Daji onto the wooden cart, and the two of them sat together. It really made the generals' eyes bleed.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Three cannons were fired, and the 200,000-strong army set off, with men like dragons, horses and tigers, heading towards Hulang Pass.
Wukong, with the beauty in front, used all his strength to push the wooden cart wheel to spin like a top, and rushed to the front of the army like flying.
"Daji, is this car comfortable?"
"Comfortable."
"Haha, it's windy, don't catch a cold, look at your cold hands, come on, come on, Brother Huang will warm you up."
"Brother Huang, please tell me some interesting things."
"What's an interesting thing? It's better to sing a song. Can I sing it for you?"
"Good! Good!"
"I sing, you have to match it"?'s. "
"How to cooperate?"
"You will know it after I sing it."
"Brother Huang, your hands are too too dishonest"
"Yes, this is Yibamo. If you don't cooperate, I won't sing."
"Thenit's up to youyoube gentle"
¡°It¡¯s so light that it doesn¡¯t stop itching.¡±
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Huang Shiren, this bitch, took advantage of the fact that a man and a woman were alone in the same cart, and took advantage of Wukong to push the wooden cart to the front and back where no one could see it. With his hands up and down, he ate the tofu happily.
Daji had a crush on Huang Shiren before, but now she was so ashamed that she could only let him take advantage of her.
Wukong feasted his eyes on it from behind and thought to himself: This bitch master of mine is really awesome! Every one of those naughty guys in the back seemed to be taking advantage, but they were suppressed by my master! This method, this shameless cultivation, is really brilliant! Hello, Master! Master is wonderful! Master is croaking!
I thought to myself, with my eyes up, I used all my strength in my hands to push the little cart away, leaving the two hundred thousand people behind to eat it.
To make a long story short, 200,000 people and horses were exhausted along the way. Huang Shiren lived a life like a god. He always took advantage by eating tofu. In his spare time, he told Daji some bastard stories about ** and when peaches were ripe. I really love and hate Daji.
On this day, the army finally arrived at the Hulang Pass. They saw that the pass was located between two mountains, with a plain in front of it, which was extremely majestic.
Under the pass, there were more than 100,000 soldiers and horses brought by Wen Zhong. The two armies merged and set up camp, with a momentum like a rainbow.
In the military tent, the generals discussed the method of defeating the enemy. Some wanted to attack hard, and some wanted to trap them. They argued with red faces.
"Uncle, what do you think?" Wen Zhong finally had to seek Huang Shiren's opinion.
When others were arguing, Huang Shiren didn't care at all. He just leaned over and told Daji a joke, which made Daji giggle. This time when he saw the Grand Master asking, he had to retract his smile, lighten his voice and said: "Everyone, I see that Hulang Pass is a dangerous place. If we attack forcefully, there will be heavy casualties, which is not good."
"Then what does uncle mean, is he trapped?"
"No." Huang Shiren shook his head: "This rebellion must be put down as quickly as possible, otherwise the nights will be long and dreams will be endless."
The generals are so angry, mother, doesn¡¯t this mean you didn¡¯t say it? This won¡¯t work, and that won¡¯t work either.
"May I ask if the military advisor has any clever ideas?" Chong Heihu was anxious.
Huang Shiren slapped his feather fan in a coquettish manner and said: "The right way is to capture the thief first and capture the king first. Tomorrow the army will call for formation, then Yuan Futong will come out and capture him in one fell swoop, and it will be solved naturally."
"What the military advisor said makes sense!" Chong Heihu nodded.
"Uncle, the magic weapon in Yuan Futong's hand is difficult to deal with." Wen Zhong frowned.
"It doesn't matter, let's see what I do tomorrow." Huang Shiren smiled slightly, and the expression on his face as the oars were wiped out in ashes made Daji next to him feel happy.
"Brother Huang, although he is a bit cheap, he has a lot of skills. People like it!
Seeing that Huang Shiren was like this, everyone had nothing to say and went back to their tents to prepare.
After dinner, Huang Shiren took Wukong out of the camp gate and looked up at the pass. The night sky is clear and the stars are bright. The pass is really like a giant beast with its bloody mouth open and crawling under the night. Under the pass, the camps stretch to the sky and the people are shouting. It is really majestic.
"Alas!" Huang Shiren sighed at this scenery.
"Brother Huang, why are you sighing?" Da Ji's soft voice came from behind him. Old Huang quickly turned his face and saw Da Ji's plain white dress. Under the moonlight, she really looked like a fairy descending to earth.
Lao Huang supported Daji and came to the high platform. The two of them were silent for a while facing the thousands of troops.
"Daji, do you think fighting is fun?" Lao Huang said with a serious expression.
"It's fun!" Daji had a great time along the way, so she didn't say anything.
"No." Huang Shiren shook his head and said: "Everyone wants to live in peace. Only those whose wives and children are hot on the kang and whose head is squeezed by the door like to fight. In front of the two armies, swords and guns are flying, and mountains of bones are everywhere. Which one is not Life, who doesn't have a daughter? This war is the most tragic thing in the world."
"I'm a cultivator. Logically speaking, I shouldn't be involved in everything. But when swords and weapons come together, all lives will be reduced to ashes, and all around will be shattered into pieces. I accept that."
" Lao Huang's words were sincere and a bit pretentious, but after hearing this, Daji felt infinite admiration in her heart.
"Brother Huang, do you really want to play tomorrow?"Daji was a little worried when she saw that what he said was ridiculous.
"There is no way. Yuan Futong, that guy, has a great person behind him to back him up, and his magic weapon is very powerful. Otherwise, Grand Master Wen would have been defeated a long time ago."
"Is the person behind Yuan Futong more powerful than Brother Huang?" Daji was surprised.
"I estimate that nine out of ten are still above me." Huang Shiren said with a wry smile.
"Brother Huang, aren't you in danger?" Daji was anxious. Who could have lived like that to her since she was born? Who could make her heart beat like this? Seeing that Huang Shiren was in a bad situation, her heart was in chaos.
"Danger! Very dangerous!" Huang Shiren opened his eyes wide and said, "It's like a narrow escape from death!"
"Brother Huang, I won't let you go!" Daji didn't know what Huang Shiren was thinking, so she became even more panicked.
"No way. For the sake of the people of the world, for the sake of the generals of the army, it doesn't matter if I die alone!" Someone pretended to be so cool that Wukong behind him almost vomited.
"Brother Huang!" Daji was so anxious that tears fell down, and she didn't care much. She threw herself into Huang Shiren's arms, hugged Huang Shiren's bitch body tightly, and whispered: "I won't let you die, I won't let you you die."
Seeing Daji like this, Huang Shiren was also moved.
¡°Oh my god, how could I let go of such a good girl! ? If you have eyes, let me do a great cross in front of the two armies tomorrow, and then I will hug the beauty back. If you have no eyes, hey, I'll fuck you!
"Daji." Huang Shiren held up Daji's moon-shrinking face, looked at that breathtakingly beautiful face, and said, "Everyone has to die once. It may be heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather. For the sake of the country, I have no regrets and I am honored to die for my people, do you understand?"
The words made Daji feel both pain and respect in her heart. Her love and admiration were like the endless flow of a river, or like the overflowing water on the Yellow River. She cried: "Brother Huang, I'm waiting for you! No matter whether you live or die. !¡±
"So darling!" Lao Huang held Daji's face, leaned forward, took Daji's red lips and kissed her wildly.
Under this situation, Daji refused and allowed him to be frivolous.
Later, Wukong cried loudly: It¡¯s so damn touching! This is called a talented man and a beautiful woman! This is called a heroic beauty! Master, you are really my idol!
Under the strong wind, in front of Xiongguan, the sky serves as tent and the ground serves as bed. Lao Huang eats this tofu with great dignity and righteousness!
"Sigh, I don't know if I will still be alive at this time tomorrow." When kissing Daji, Huang Shiren also smiled bitterly in his heart.
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