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Chapter 59: A lonely man and a widow talk at night, three demons encounter danger on the road

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    Empress Nuwa's impression of Huang Shiren was like eating a bite of stinky tofu.

    This stinky tofu is not smelly, but it has a delicate fragrance if you taste it carefully.

    This is the case with Huang Shiren!

    This bastard is a total bitch. When he is a bitch, people want to cut him into pieces, but when he is serious, he is extremely clear.

    "You also know about the Great Tribulation of the Gods?" Nuwa General Huang Shiren was a little surprised to tell him about the Great Tribulation of the Gods.

    "Honey, really, who am I? My master is the world's number one bitch, Lu Ya, and I am the world's number one little bitch. How can I not know about such things?" Huang Shiren rolled his eyes at Nuwa and said, "Your Majesty,  I wonder if you just summoned the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb, but let them confuse King Zhou, bring chaos to the world, and ruin the empire of this great merchant?"

    "How did you know that?!" Nuwa Empress was shocked.

    This matter was her arrangement and she had not told anyone else.

    "Mother, I'm smart, I guessed it." Huang Shiren pointed to his head and said with a smile: "I know the ins and outs of the matter. It's not difficult to guess."

    "You're not stupid. That King Zhou was very unreasonable to me, so it's natural to want his kingdom. But" Nuwa sighed.

    "But I didn't expect that this matter would cause a catastrophe."

    "Not bad." Nuwa Empress nodded.

    Huang Shiren took a breath and said: "Your Majesty, I heard that King Zhou is a good young man worthy of his position even though he has no hair on his lips and is incapable of doing things well. How can he not understand the merits of the Empress? How can he not understand the dignity of the Empress?"  I don¡¯t know, how could you be so bold and write such a poem?¡±

    These words made Empress Nuwa slightly stunned, without saying anything, she lowered her head and began to think deeply.

    "My Lady, everyone knows the reason for the great catastrophe. If King Zhou becomes a mediocre person, the world will definitely be in chaos. The four great princes will definitely raise their armies to aspire to the throne, and the three realms will definitely be involved in the war.  Such a list of gods can be achieved naturally. But I¡¯m not worried about this, the empress. What I¡¯m worried about is that the empress has been plotted by others from the beginning to the end but I am kept in the dark. "

    "You bastard, just say what you have to say and don't talk in circles." The empress saw that his analysis was clear and logical, and she took a different view.

    Huang Shiren put on an extremely arrogant look, pointed out the situation, and said: "My Lady, don't you think someone used some trick on King Zhou when he wrote the poem?"

    ?? Empress Nuwa was silent for a long time, then said: "Do you know the mystery of this?"

    "I don't know. I'm just speculating."

    "Now it seems that it is indeed the case." Nuwa was extremely intelligent and could naturally figure it out: "Do you know who it is?"

    "I'm joking, you don't even know. How could I know." Huang Shiren shook his head and said, "But this kind of tactics must be done by someone to make profits. As soon as the Jiejiao incident came out, they will be taken advantage of.  , Of course, it is impossible to jump up on his own initiative. The old bald man in Bajing Palace pretends to be serious all day long, so he will naturally not interfere. The empress is sure that she will not be in trouble with her. In this case" Huang Shiren groaned.

    "Is it Yuanshi?" Nuwa whispered.

    "In comparison, I think it is more likely to be a Western religion." Huang Shiren said.

    "Western religion?!" Nuwa Empress laughed: "Impossible."

    "Why is it impossible?"

    "The Western religion has never had much contact with the East, and its population is sparse. How could they get involved?"

    well!  Even saints sometimes get fooled by lard. In the Battle of the Gods, the worst sufferers were Nuwa and Tongtian Cult Leader. The former was taken advantage of from the beginning to the end. He was being used as a spearman without knowing it. In the end, he went on the stage to help others.  As for the latter, it was even worse. They fell into the plot of several saints, Jie Jiao was reduced to ashes, and even he was taken away by Hongjun Daozu.

    "These two people are not kind to themselves, and they are destined to be with themselves. No matter what, they cannot let such a thing happen.

    "Mother, don't you think that Yuan Shi and Taishang Laojun are the masters of the Black Tongtian Cult this time?" Huang Shiren asked.

    Nuwa smiled slightly and just nodded.

    She was also present when the Great Tribulation of the Gods was decided, and she naturally experienced the secrets personally.

    "Tongtian's work is indeed a bit eye-catching. I don't know if the wood is as beautiful as Lin Feng will destroy it. It is reasonable for those two people to treat him like this." Nuwa said.

    "Yes. Originally, the commotion was nothing more than a matter between the three senior brothers and a matter for us in the East. However, I am afraid that someone will find a way to take advantage of the Gods Tribulation and take advantage of the thoughts between the three brothers.  Hun??Catch fish and make profit from it.  "Huang Shiren continued in a low voice: "The Western religion is located in a remote area and has a declining population. It is okay to lead Taoist priests and he is an honest man, but that Taoist priest is a standard careerist who wants to save the capable people from the East.  If I go there, I'm afraid that the saints will be unable to guard against it, and in the end we will both suffer losses, and end up making wedding clothes for others.  "

    After hearing this, Nuwa also frowned.  After thinking about it carefully, I suddenly felt cold all over.

    I originally thought that each of them had the cultivation of a saint, consulted the way of heaven, and each had his or her own plans. If one did not know that one mountain was higher than the other, and one person was more humble than the other, this great catastrophe of becoming a god would be like a storm, with circles outside.  The plot, who fell into it in the end, it was really unclear until the last moment.

    Nuwa looked at the face of Huang Shiren and secretly praised him.  This bitch has low cultivation and is annoying, but when it comes to his mind, he is really cunning and smart.

    For some reason, Nuwa also felt that Lu Ya had taken on a good disciple.

    "Shiren, what do you mean, I should just stop taking action now?" Nuwa said.

    "No, no, no." Huang Shiren shook his head: "The empress has summoned all the demons. Xiguilong and Bajing Palace already know about this matter. The six saints will gather again in three days. It is a foregone conclusion and cannot be moved.  ."

    "Then what should we do?" Nuwa had no idea for a moment.

    "Just act according to the opportunity." Huang Shiren smiled slightly.

    "how do I say this?"

    "My Lady, the canonization of gods must be carried out. This cannot be changed, but whoever is on the list of canonized gods can be changed." Huang Shiren said with a smile: "The two masters of Kunlun Mountain and Bajing Palace want to be the black Tongtian leader, and the one in the west is  If you want to blackmail Dongfang, one after another, the ones who will suffer in the end, to put it bluntly, are still the members of the Jie Cult, and we are the demons."

    "Please elaborate on this matter and let Master Tongtian know about it, so that he can be prepared. Although I am not talented, I can wander around and do big things. I just ask your Majesty to come out and support me when necessary."  ." Huang Shiren is extremely mysterious.

    Seeing his extremely confident look, Nuwa Empress smiled.

    ¡°You bitch, you are indeed a responsible guy.¡±

    "It's necessary! I'm pretty handsome and pretty," Huang Shiren said happily.

    "Die!"

    The two of them murmured and discussed for half the night before Huang Shiren got up and left.

    After leaving Nuwa Palace and looking at the stars in the sky, Huang Shiren let out a long sigh.

    "Brother, we were chatting and laughing just now, why are you sighing now?" Jin Dasheng asked puzzled.

    Huang Shiren shook his head and said to the stars in the sky: "Brothers, I am afraid that the three realms will be uneasy in the future. I don't know how many people will be wiped out because of this. I don't know how many people will be on the list of gods and become slaves of heaven."

    "Brother is so frustrated when he says this. We brothers, if nothing else, are full of strength. As long as the eldest brother says a word, it will be a mountain of swords, a sea of ??fire, or even death, no matter what!" Jin Dasheng roared.

    "Second brother said it well!"

    "Brother, brothers, listen to you!"

    Looking back at the group of brothers, Huang Shiren felt a sore nose.

    "Okay! Big brother will definitely let the brothers enjoy the hot and spicy food, and the black people will be happy!"

    A bunch of idiots burst into laughter.

    "Brother, why is there no sign of Third Brother yet?" Yang Xian whispered.

    Yes!  I was so happy for a moment that I forgot about Zhu Zizhen!

    The guy was slapped away by Nuwa, and he didn¡¯t know where he went.

    "Everyone, look for it. Is this guy going to die?" Huang Shiren held back his laughter and led his brothers to look around.

    After flying in the sky for a while, I heard a sickening sound of sweet words coming from the front.

    "Sister Ximei, what I, Lao Zhu, said are all from the bottom of my heart. From the first moment I saw my sister, I have fallen deeply in love with you! You are the star, lighting up my night! You are  Agarwood, fragrant in my heart! Sister Ximei, I am Lao Zhu Hey! Sister Ximei, why did you slap me!I know, hitting is pain, scolding is love"

    "I'll wipe it! Brother, I didn't expect the third child to be so disgusting! Damn it, he's almost as good as brother!" Jin Dasheng held his stomach and almost hurt himself from laughing.

    Huang Shiren also laughed. The two bitches dropped their heads and crept forward. In the woods between them, Zhu Zizhen blocked the way of the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb. He looked like a vile man with a sperm on his head. He really lost Meishan.  s face!

    "Zhu Zizhen! If you are talking nonsense, I will kill you!" Hu Ximei blushed and was extremely angry. Bai Jiuer and Wang Xiaoxiao next to her also wanted to take action.

      I miss her three goblins, who have been living in peace in the Xuanyuan Tomb. I didn¡¯t expect that today, Empress Nuwa would entrust the three people with the important task of deceiving King Zhou and ruining the great Shang Dynasty. She was already nervous enough, and she hurried back all the way.  , I didn¡¯t expect Zhu Zi to really fall from the sky and block his way. He spoke obscene words, so shameless!

    "It's my good fortune to die in the hands of three beauties!" Zhu Zizhen squinted his eyes, huffed and laughed.

    This guy has the cultivation level of Taiyi True Immortal. The three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb are no match. Otherwise, he would have been beaten with a pig's whip long ago.

    "You whore! You're so shameless. Turn around, you poor Taoist, you're robbed!" Zhu Zizhen raised his hand to ensure that he would never miss, when he suddenly heard a noise coming from behind him, and he was so angry that he pulled out nine  The rake screamed loudly: "Damn it, you are such a reckless bastard, looking for trouble for grandpa!"

    Turning around, he saw Huang Shiren standing in front of him, and behind him was Jin Dasheng who was laughing so hard. Behind him, he was staring at a group of brothers who all extended their middle fingers. Lao Zhu's face suddenly turned red.  neck!

    I strangled it!  Damn, I¡¯m so embarrassed today!

    Although Zhu Zizhen is thick-skinned, he thinks that his brothers could clearly hear those disgusting words just now, and he really wants to die!

    "Brother, um, I met three girls by chance. UmBrother, do all people have this love for beauty" Zhu Zizhen stammered for a moment and didn't know what to say.

    "Shut up. Stay away from death!" Huang Shiren looked solemn and gave Zhu Zizhen a white look.  Zhu Zizhen slipped aside and didn't even dare to fart.

    "Three sisters have been fertilized. I, Huang Shiren, will apologize to you." Old Huang's eyes fell on the protruding figures of the three demons, and he thought to himself: Someday, I will allow you to be fertilized together. It will not be in vain for me to do this.  Visit the gods.

    Staring at the three bewitching goblins in front of him, Lao Huang chuckled.  ####The third update is here.  Thousands of words updated every day!  I beg for closure, I beg for recommendations, I beg for votes, I beg for support!  Fellow Taoists, please!
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