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- The Empress Nuwa has arrived, with boys leading the way, fairies following, fragrant carriages and chariots, the scene is grand! All the monsters in the world lowered their heads and knelt down in worship, and there was silence.
"You are worthy of being a saint! Such pomp and momentum, oh, when will I, Old Huang, be able to achieve this?" Huang Shiren knelt on the ground, but raised his head, intent on seeing the appearance of Nuwa.
I saw a graceful figure sitting behind the clouds in the fragrant car. Just one glance in this crowd made Lao Huang unable to forget the empress's face again!
What a beauty!
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? wasn't not happy and annoyed because of King Zhou's obscene poems, suddenly felt an extremely lewd look staring at her, Huang Shiren felt his soul vibrating, and almost flew out of the sky on the spot!
I¡¯ll wipe it! A saint is a saint, and a flying eye can ruin my youth!
Lao Huang broke out in cold sweat on his forehead and quickly knelt down.
"See you, empress!" All the demons shouted in unison, the sound shaking the sky.
"Yeah." A low, lazy hum came from within the cloud chariot, which made Old Huang's bones tingle again!
When they arrived at the main hall, Nuwa got off the chariot, and the boy supported his delicate body and sat down on the sandalwood chair. Only then did the demons dare to raise their heads.
"Thank you for coming." It's true that Nuwa is a saint, but she had the merit of mending the sky, benefiting all things, and benefiting the three realms. This demon world is also under the control of the goddess. Immortals look down on demons, but the queen treats everyone equally, and He even protected the demons from their shortcomings, and did not become arrogant just because he was a saint. This broad-mindedness and this short greeting made the demons extremely moved.
"The empress is of all virtues, and she is so kind to me. She is the mother of my monster clan, the embodiment of kindness! Not to mention the empress's response, even if the empress makes us go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of ??fire, we will not give up even if we die!" In the middle, someone shouted loudly, which made all the monsters nod and agree. Looking around, they found that it was Huang Shiren, and they all said bad luck again.
Huang Shiren¡¯s words made Empress Nuwa feel comfortable. Saints also like to hear good things, and saints also like to flatter people, not to mention that Lao Huang is a good flatterer.
"You little devil, you are very sharp-tongued. I should slap you a few times." Nuwa Empress smiled slightly.
"Why do you need your Majesty's help? I'll do it myself." Huang Shiren chuckled and lightly slapped himself a few times. The boys and fairies around the Empress all laughed.
The empress herself also waved her sleeves and smiled: "This little demon is quite interesting."
"Empress, why did he slap himself? It's fun! It's so fun!" Next to the Queen, stood a little kid, chubby and pink, with a red bellyband wrapped around his body, two little feet bare, and on his arms. It is tied with a piece of red silk and is so cute.
"Oh, Lingzhu'er also thinks this little demon is funny?" Empress Nuwa held the child in her arms and smiled sweetly, her maternal nature was truly radiant.
"It's fun. It's fun! Madam, please let him play with me." The child's voice was clear and sweet.
"I've finished taking care of things and let him play with you, okay?"
"Okay! I know your empress is good to me!" The little kid clapped his hands and looked at Huang Shiren with a smile.
This glance made Huang Shiren excited.
Your mother! Who is this child? How can he have the cultivation level of Daluo True Immortal at such a young age! ?
Ling Zhuer? Empress Nuwa called him Lingzhu'er? Could it be! ?
Looking at the child, Huang Shiren's heart was filled with excitement!
I¡¯ll wipe it! The crowd searched for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, my apprentice was actually in a dimly lit place!
Dear readers, if you want to know who this Lingzhu'er is, please listen to me slowly.
This pearl is the jewel in the palm of Empress Nuwa. It has survived for countless years before cultivating into human form. It is deeply loved by the empress. It is simply a treasure in her heart! Because his spiritual wisdom has not yet been awakened, the empress deliberately sent him to the human world during the Battle of the Gods to achieve his enlightenment.
This bead was taught to Taiyi Zhenren by Empress Nuwa. It was reincarnated into the belly of Chentangguan Commander-in-Chief Li Jing and became his third son, the famous Third Prince Nezha in later generations!
When Huang Shiren was in Chentangguan, he fooled Li Jing and his wife with some sweet words and promised to give their third son, who had not yet had any accidents, to Huang Shiren as his apprentice, but this was the little kid in front of him!
When Huang Shiren thought about it, he was really surprised and happy!
Good disciple, I miss you so much as my master! Looking at the pink young lady, Huang Shiren chuckled, but his heart suddenly became cold.
Once the great catastrophe of becoming a god begins, Empress Nuwa will definitely give the little shot to Master Taiyi. That bitch is the one who teaches. If he takes over as my disciple, who knows what he will do! ? No, I have to find a way to destroy it first.??
Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a low voice from the Queen: "Please take ten steps closer!"
"Your Majesty's decree!" All the monsters in the world took ten steps forward, lowering their heads and trembling.
Empress Nuwa glanced at the group of demons and landed on the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb. She nodded slightly, glanced at Huang Shiren again, and couldn't help but let out a sigh.
I am in charge of the demon world, why can¡¯t I see the depth of this little demon? Moreover, in this little demon's numerology, there is a red light, which is unclear, but why! ?
When Empress Nuwa discovered this, she was shocked. She glanced at Huang Shiren again, and then said seriously: "The three monsters of Xuanyuan Tomb will stay, and the seven monsters of Meishan will stay. The rest should be dispersed."
ah? ! All the demons in the world were surprised when they heard this.
I ran over after all my hard work, and Nuwa Queen Mother took one look at her and dismissed her! ?
Although they were surprised in their hearts, they all raised their heads and dispersed as they were not willing to go against the Queen's will.
Suddenly, only the three demons from Xuanyuan Tomb and a bunch of bitches from Meishan were left in Nuwa Palace.
"You three, follow me in." The Queen stretched out her slender jade fingers, nodded at the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb, and led the three people into the inner hall. She didn't know what to say.
Huang Shiren and others stood outside and waited patiently, but the spirit bead came running over in a hurry.
"Hey, what's your name, the one who slapped me!?" Lingzhuzi put his hands on his hips, raised his face, and looked menacing.
"Hey! You damn kid! How dare you talk to my eldest brother like that? You're so uneducated!" Zhu Zizhen saw that this young boy was so domineering towards his eldest brother, so he wanted to take pictures when he came up.
"Go away! I hate you!" Lingzhuzi waved his hand and hit him.
"My mother!" Zhu Zizhen screamed, and was struck by a slap and turned into a stream of light, flying hundreds of miles away!
I¡¯ll wipe it! The few remaining people were so frightened that their jaws dropped to the floor!
It¡¯s so perverted! Who is this kid? So awesome! ?
"Hey! I'm asking you something!" Lingzhuzi looked at Huang Shiren and said loudly.
This child was spoiled by the Nuwa Empress and had a high level of cultivation. Not to mention this little demon, even the people around the Nuwa Empress suffered greatly from it and naturally had a domineering temper.
"My name is Master."
"Master?"
"Yes. I'll call you Master." Huang Shiren joked, looking like a weird slut, which made the child take two steps back.
wipe! Big brother is still talented! Unlike Zhu Zizhen, who got slapped!
"Master. Okay." The little kid nodded, clasping his hands behind his back, imitating an adult: "Master, would you like to play with me?"
"Yes, Master is of course willing." Huang Shiren agreed, beaming with joy.
"Master, this is a good person!" Lingzhuzi's intelligence was not yet fully developed. Seeing that Huang Shiren agreed so simply, he was very happy. He pulled Huang Shiren and said, "Master, let's play clapping?"
"Okay. How to play?"
"It's very simple. I slap you, you slap me"
"Stop!" Huang Shiren was so frightened that his anus tightened!
Damn, you have the cultivation level of Daluo Jinxian. I am a Taiyi Jinxian, but I am two levels behind. Zhu Zizhen, that bitch, was slapped to the point of death by you, but how many more slaps can I take from you! ?
"What, Master, you don't want to!?" Lingzhuzi was unhappy.
"No, no. It's not that Master is unwilling, Master has something more fun."
"Hello, Master! Hello, Master! How to play?!" Lingzhuzi clapped his hands and laughed.
"This method of playing is called Shiba Mo."
"Eighteen touches?"
"Hey, yes, it's called Shiba Mo."
"How to play the Eighteen Touches?"
"It's easy. Master, I sing a song, and I touch wherever I sing. I touch you, and you touch me, Master. If anyone touches the wrong place, he loses. Isn't it fun?" Huang Shiren chuckled.
A bunch of bitches behind him had black lines all over their heads: Brother is so cruel! I didn¡¯t expect it to be so strong in taste that even pink children would not be spared!
"It's fun! It's fun!" The spirit bead has not yet developed its spiritual wisdom. I heard that it can sing songs and touch people. It is so fresh that it naturally welcomes it.
"Okay, then you can play with Master. Let's get started. Play the drum hard and slowly, then stop the gong and listen to the singing.
"All kinds of gossips are also singing, you heard me singing Shiba Mo" Huang Shiren's lewd song sounded in the Nuwa Palace, making the boys and fairies all blush with shame.
¡°Damn it, if you sing Shibamo in Nuwa Palace, I, Old Huang, can be considered aHe must be the first person in the world!
"Reach out your hand and touch the silk on the baby's face, the dark clouds have been flying for a long time" After singing this line, Huang Shiren touched the lanugo hair of Lingzhu with his hands. Lingzhu giggled and grabbed Huang Shiren's hair.
¡°Reach out your hand and touch the front of the baby¡¯s head, the heaven is full and it¡¯s so satisfying¡¡±
"I reached out and touched the baby's shoulder, it was as sticky as cake"
"I reached out and touched the baby's breasts, and there were no buns left"
I¡¯ll wipe it! I'm blind and I'm waiting for you! Seeing Huang Shiren touching the young lady's chest, and the young lady happily touching Huang Shiren's chest, those bitches behind were about to vomit blood.
"Reach out your hand and touch the baby's buttocks, it's like a big white cotton Disciple, you touched the wrong thing!" Huang Shiren sang this lewd line and immediately shouted.
"Master, I am right!"
"I sang about the butt, where did you touch it!?" Huang Shiren looked down at the middle of his legs, where Lingzhu's small hands were holding his lifeblood.
This bad guy is indeed my disciple, he can strike faster than anyone else! I just sang to my butt, and he got straight to the point!
"Okay, Master, I lost, you punish me." Lingzhuzi closed his eyes pitifully, waiting for punishment.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Huang Shiren laughed dryly and said, "Of course I have to be punished. Kowtow three times and call me Master."
"Aren't you going to fight?" Lingzhuzi opened his eyes and asked stupidly.
"No beating. This is punishment."
"Okay! Hehe, okay!" Lingzhuzi was happy when he heard that he would not be beaten. He knelt down on the ground, kowtowed three times, and called out in a sweet voice: "Master!"
"Lingzhu'er, who do you call master!?" Huang Shiren was in a state of joy. A voice filled with boundless anger immediately made the old yellow chicken fly!
"Mother, I was playing a game with Master. I lost." Lingzhuzi wiped the sweat from his head, walked up to Nuwa with a smile, and started acting coquettishly.
"Master!? Who is the master?" A voice shouted.
"That's him! He's Master! We were playing Shiba Touch just now. Master touched my butt and I touched his there. I lost. I kowtowed to him three times and called him Master." Lingzhuzi Tong Yanwu Ji, I'm still very happy.
"You bitch! You are looking for death!" Nuwa was so angry when she heard this!
This spiritual bead is her heart and soul, she raised it with one hand, and she eats it and sleeps with it. This monster is so bold, tricking the master into not telling her, and even playing tricks! ?
"Death!" Nuwa waved her hand gracefully, and a fierce magical power formed into a flying sword and slashed towards Huang Shiren!
This sword is the result of the cultivation of a saint. Huang Shiren can't avoid it at all. If he touches it, he will be in ashes!
?? ###The second update is here! This fellow Taoist who is smiling evilly while reading a book, don¡¯t look at anyone else, it¡¯s you! Keep the votes in hand! Otherwise, poor Taoists will have to sing the Eighteen Touches! Ha ha - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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