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- Let's say that Wu Long rebelled in front of the formation, released Jin Dasheng and others, and integrated the Meishan and Erxianshan armies. Everyone was very happy.
The six bitches put away their weapons and asked the little demon to get some drinks. They lay down on the bluestone and waited for Huang Shiren to come back.
Waiting left but not coming, waiting right but not coming. Seeing the sun setting in the west and twilight closing in, I became restless.
"Second brother, eldest brother won't miss it, right!?" Zhu Zizhen shouted.
Jin Dasheng slapped him in the face: "You are talking nonsense! Who is my eldest brother!? He is the only one who has done something wrong to others, and I have never seen anyone do something wrong to him!"
"At this moment, Huang Shiren, Jin Aodao and his entourage were explained in detail.
The five people laughed heartily when they heard that Huang Shiren had worshiped Lu Ya as his disciple, how he had caused Manjusri and Guangfa to cover his face and run away, how he had harmed the East China Sea, and how he had made Jin'ao Island fly like crazy.
Especially Chang Hao, Dai Li, and Wu Long, who have never seen Huang Shiren's methods. After hearing these words, they really admire Huang Shiren.
While they were chatting, they saw two streaks of light coming from high in the sky. Huang Shiren was in front and Yuan Hong was behind. The clouds fell and appeared in front of everyone.
"Yuan Hong is a wretch, let me beat him with a rake!" Zhu Zizhen looked at Yuan Hong and was furious. He picked up the nine-tooth nail rake and was about to beat Yuan Hong, but Huang Shiren had already stopped him.
"Stop!"
"Brother, I raked this thing!"
"Yuan Hong has already worshiped me as his master. He is my eldest disciple. He is one of his own. What the hell are you doing!?"
"What?!" Zhu Zizhen was stunned, and the rake in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.
The other five people couldn't believe their own dog eyes and looked at Yuan Hong, dumbfounded.
"Yes, I did worship the master." Yuan Hong blushed and admitted frankly when he saw these defeated generals.
Hahaha. Everyone burst into laughter.
"Brother Hong, I have already called Brother Huang eldest brother. That is brother. If you become your disciple, don't we become your uncles?" Wu Long laughed the hardest.
"Yes, yes! Yuan Hong, please say hello to the uncles!" Zhu Zizhen burst into laughter.
Yuan Hongbin was so angry that he raised his iron rod high: "It's good that I worshiped the master. It's also good that you and the master are brothers, but if anyone asks me to call him uncle, I will beat him to death with a stick!"
Yuan Hong's eyes widened with anger. How dare Zhu Zizhen and others dare to offend him? He suppressed his laughter and nodded.
"Okay, okay, we are all a family from now on, don't make trouble. Third brother and fourth brother, clean the battlefield and take the kids back!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
¡°It¡¯s an order!¡±
The six bitches combined the Little Demon Gate into one place. Wu Long took out the private treasure of Erxian Mountain, set fire to the cave, and the team returned to Meishan in a mighty manner.
The next day, in the Meishan Heaven and Earth Hall, eight golden chairs were divided into two rows!
Huang Shiren was on top, and seven people were on the bottom. They had a banquet, and all the demons congratulated each other, and the drums and music were loud.
"Dear brothers, I, Huang Shiren, started out as a little devil. Now I have such a big family business, and with the support of your brothers, I can't even dream of it! Today is a good and auspicious day, and we will marry Jinlan again. Don't let the brotherly love slip away. ! From now on, we share the blessings and share the hardships! I don¡¯t want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I wish I was born in the same year, the same month and the same day!"
"Brother, that's right!"
"Brother, that's right!"
A bunch of people are so gay!
¡° A little demon had already placed the incense table, and a bunch of bitches knelt down and swore an oath to heaven to become brothers.
Huang Shiren is the greatest, Jin Dasheng is the second, Zhu Zizhen is the third, Yang Xian is the fourth, Chang Hao is the fifth, Dai Li is the sixth, Wu Long is the seventh, seven people, seven brothers, allied with blood, and later brought disaster to the "Meishan Seven" in the three realms. "Jian" (also called Meishan Seven Monsters, Seven Thieves, etc.) was officially born.
First, I bowed to my brother, and then let Yuan Hong perform the ceremony of becoming my master. Meishan was in heaven and on earth, decorated with lanterns and colors, and there was great joy!
Huang Shiren is very satisfied at the moment! Very happy!
"I have accepted the Seven Monsters of Meishan and Yuan Hong as my disciple. This was something I had never thought of before. Now I have brothers, apprentices, and 70,000 to 80,000 little monsters. I am really quite powerful."
"After I've rectified this Meishan, hey, it's time to go down and do some harm!" Old Huang looked at the vast world in the west and smiled mischievously.
Not to mention that under the guidance of Huang Shiren, the demons in Meishan worked hard to cultivate, just to express the song of Chaoge, the capital of the great merchant.
Emperor Yi of the Great Shang Dynasty, a generation of wise kings, also came to the end of his life. He passed away and passed the throne to his son King Shou, who became the famous King of Shang Zhou in later generations.
King Zhou ascended the throne at a young age. With the assistance of a group of civil servants and generals, the country was peaceful.
This King Zhou,Although his personality is not as calm as that of Emperor Yi, he is also brave and brave. He speaks widely and distinguishes between right and wrong. He succeeded to the throne, was diligent and conscientious, and was loved by the people.
On this day, four major princes came to pay their respects. After some gossip, someone suggested that the Zhou Dynasty should pay homage to the Empress Nuwa.
King Zhou inquired about it and found out that Nuwa Empress had made great contributions to others and was actually the righteous god who blessed the country and protected the people.
The next day, King Zhou rode a dragon chariot and went to Nuwa Palace to offer incense with hundreds of civil and military officials. Three thousand cavalry, eight hundred jade trees, and King Wucheng Huang Feihu escorted him. It was really majestic.
When he arrived at the Nuwa Palace, King Zhou went up to the main hall. The palace was solemn and luxurious, and it was really extraordinary. But what he saw was: the front of the palace was gorgeous, with colorful gold; golden boys were holding banners opposite each other, and beautiful girls were holding blessings. The jade hook hangs diagonally, and half of the crescent moon hangs in the sky; the treasure tent is whirling, and thousands of pairs of colorful luan are fighting each other. Beside the blue bed, there are dancing cranes and flying luan; the agarwood throne creates flying dragons and flying phoenixes. The fluttering colors are extraordinary, the golden furnace has auspicious mist: the curling purple mist is auspicious, and the silver candle is brilliant.
King Zhou was looking at the palace scenery when a strong wind suddenly blew. It was this wind that opened the Great Tribulation of the Gods and turned countless lives into ashes!
Dear officials, the king of the king can't have such a strong wind in the inner hall of the palace of the palace. ?
I saw a figure on the beam of the main hall.
This Taoist, dressed in black robes, as skinny as firewood, with triangular eyes and a goat's beard, looked at King Zhou at his feet and smiled secretly.
"Hongjun has been saying all day long that the West will be prosperous in the future. Now apart from me and my senior brothers, there are only a few disciples. How can we prosper with a declining population!? This great catastrophe of becoming a god is the best opportunity. I I will use some means to make people and dogs uneasy in this eastern land, sweep in the two sects of Chan and Jie, ruin the sky, torpedo the land, make your blood flow into rivers, and make your corpses like mountains, I If we can make ends meet and save people to go to the Western Paradise, hey, then our Western religion will be prosperous!"
This person in Liang Shang is none other than Taoist Master Zhunti, the second leader of the Western Sect!
This guy didn't listen to the Taoist's advice and stayed in the West. He secretly came to the East. Along the way, he saw the fairy mountains in the East and the immortals everywhere. They were extremely prosperous. When he thought about the loneliness in the West, he had mixed feelings. Sad, deliberately planning the next step, King Zhou's trip has already fallen under his control.
Zhunti Taoist has the cultivation of a saint, so it is naturally easy to deal with these mortals.
I saw him raising his hand slightly, and a black light shot into King Zhou's Tianling. King Zhou's originally heroic eyes suddenly became blurred.
"Your Majesty!" King Wucheng Huang Feihu saw that King Zhou suddenly had something wrong with his aura. He hurriedly stepped forward and found that King Zhou's eyes were staring at one place, his soul wandering, and he was so lustful and lustful.
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Since the king came to the throne, although he has occasionally flirted with women, he has been a wise king and knows the importance of things. Why is he so peeping at the Nuwa Empress?
Huang Feihu had a bad heart and was about to invite King Zhou to come down to the palace. King Zhou was drooling and his eyes were dull. He said to the attendants around him: "Take the four treasures of the study!"
"Your Majesty!" Huang Feihu called out in a low voice. King Zhou ignored him, took the pen, dipped in ink, and waved his hand to compose a poem on the wall.
The poem says: The scenery of Feng Luan Bao's tent is very special, full of gold and gold, the winding mountains are flying green, and the sleeves are dancing gracefully to reflect the clouds. The pear blossoms compete with the rain for their beauty, and the smoke in the peony cage makes them charming. But if you are enchanting and can move, you can take back Changle to serve the king.
A group of civil and military ministers were frightened to death after reading this poem.
The old Prime Minister Shang Rong couldn't help but feel unhappy, and stood up and said: "My king! Empress Nuwa is the righteous god of ancient times and the blessed one of Chaoge. Sir, please burn incense and pray for good fortune, so that all people can work happily and the rain will be smooth. , the fire of war has subsided. Your Majesty has written a poem today, which blasphemes the Holy Ming of Wei, without any sincerity; it is a sin against the Holy Spirit, and it is not the gift of the Emperor to visit and pray. May the Lord wash it with water, for fear that the people of the world will see it, and spread the rumors that the Holy One has no virtue. Ear!"
Your mother! Who is the Nuwa Empress? You, a little brat, have never done anything stupid. How could you write such an obscene poem?
King Zhou turned around, his eyes still dull, and said: "I see that Nuwa's appearance is peerless. I wrote a poem to praise her. How can I have other intentions? Don't say too much! What's more, Gu is the lord of ten thousand chariots. , leave it for the common people to see, it can be seen that the empress is extremely beautiful, and she is also an orphan's legacy."
After saying this, he laughed and walked away.
"What a disaster! What a disaster! How could the king become so abnormal today!" Shang Rong and Huang Feihu looked at me and I looked at you, dumbfounded.
As for the other ministers, they couldn¡¯t tell the situation clearly, although they were angryAngry, but could only remain silent.
Having finished the ceremony hastily, King Zhou got into the dragon chariot and drove back to the palace. When I got on the chariot, I woke up a little.
"Your Majesty, today's poem is really inappropriate." Shang Rong followed the chariot, shook his head and sighed.
King Zhou was confused about what happened just now. He only remembered it vaguely. He was young and energetic, so he didn't think much about it, so he just did it and fell asleep.
"Hehehe, I have left a seed of obscenity in your soul, little King Zhou. The great cause of our Western religion depends entirely on you. Hehehe, I have accomplished it! I have accomplished it!" Above the beam, accurately The person who mentioned it smiled evilly and disappeared in an instant.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? After chatting for a while, the mood was high. We returned to the palace, got off Qingluan, and sat in the palace. When we looked up and saw the poems on the wall, we couldn't help but get furious!
"This ignorant and ignorant king! He doesn't want to cultivate his moral character to protect the world. Instead, he is not afraid of God and recites poems to slander me. This is very abominable! I want to become Tang and defeat Jie and rule the world. I have enjoyed the country for more than 600 years. I have exhausted my strength. ; If I don¡¯t get retribution from him, I won¡¯t see my inspiration!¡±
The empress is an ancient saint with immeasurable merits and inviolable merits. When she saw that the little King Zhou had molested her, she was naturally angry. She summoned the Bixia boy, put up her cloud head, and went straight to Chaoge to settle the account with King Zhou.
Arriving at Chaoge, Empress Nuwa was about to descend to take the life of King Zhou, when she saw two red lights in front of her blocking her way.
Parting the clouds, I saw two children playing at the bottom. They were Yin Jiao and Yin Hong, the sons of King Zhou.
The empress counted her fingers and sighed slightly: "The Yin Shang Dynasty still has twenty-eight years of luck, so it's not the right time."
After saying that, he had no choice but to return to Nuwa Palace in anger. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He called Bixia Tong'er to fetch the golden gourd from the palace, put it under the Danqi, lifted the cover of the gourd, and pointed at the gourd with his hand. There is a white light in the middle, which is as big as a rafter and more than four or five feet high. Above the white light, a flag hangs out. The light is divided into five colors and reflects thousands of streaks. It is the innate spiritual treasure that attracts monsters.
This flag is in charge of the demons below Daluo level in the world. No matter where they are, no matter what kind of demon they are, as long as the empress makes a move, they will be summoned over there involuntarily.
"Hit!" Nuwa Empress waved the flag three times, and suddenly the world shook, and the demons reacted.
????????????????????????????????? Hehe, let some bitch come out and cause a lot of trouble, and make the Three Realms a mess! ###The first update is here! - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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