Huang Shiren was in a good mood after poking Taoist Hongjun's Tai Chi Heavenly Eye, but Jin Dasheng's words made his heart sink.
¡°What¡¯s going on in heaven and on earth?¡±
Jin Dasheng took a deep breath and said, "Brother, I told you not to get angry, let alone act recklessly."
"Hurry up and say it, your mother!" Huang Shiren shouted.
"In less than half a year since our brothers left, Yun Zhongzi arrived at Meishan and killed most of the 50,000 little demons in the world. It's not like you don't know the tempers of the third and fourth brothers. Where are you willing to retreat? With Yun The neutrons clashed to death, and both of them almost lost their lives. If the eldest brother hadn't made the ninety-nine and eighty-one golden needles for the fourth brother to give the two of them a chance to escape, the third and fourth brothers would have died!"
"Hey!!!" After hearing this, Huang Shiren was so angry that he stood up and rushed out: "You Yun Zhongzi! You killed half of the 50,000 little demons! Those are all lives! You ruined my three Fourth brother, how can I spare you!"
"Brother, don't get excited!" Jin Dasheng hugged Huang Shiren and said, "Listen to what I have to say."
"Say!" Huang Shiren's eyes were bloodshot. Although the old man is a bitch, he is very protective of his shortcomings. How can he not be angry?
"Fortunately, Yun Zhongzi did not kill them all. The third and fourth brothers took the Little Demon Sect and hid in the mountains. As soon as Yun Zhongzi left, they returned to the cave and made a comeback. In the past few years, they have actually restored their previous glory. When I went there, the third and fourth brothers were working hard to improve their cultivation. With the eldest brother's golden elixir, he must have entered the ranks of Taiyi True Immortals."
After Jin Dasheng finished speaking, he looked at Huang Shiren and said: "Brother, we must avenge this, but not at this time. That Yun Zhongzi is the proud disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun of Chanjiao, and he is Daluo Jinxian. If you go there, you will not be your opponent. When I came here, my third and fourth brothers told me to take good care of you no matter what. Big brother, you are the sky of our Meishan, and you are the land of our Meishan! I asked the brothers if they could do it for the sake of the younger ones. Act rashly!¡±
As he spoke, Dasheng burst into tears.
Huang Shiren sat on the futon dejectedly, his eyes closed tightly, and two lines of old tears flowed down.
"Come on, let me, Old Huang, be inferior in skills to others. Yun Zhongzi, if I, Old Huang, become successful in the future, I will pay you back a hundred times!" Old Huang stared at the west, with infinite resentment in his eyes.
"My lord, Senior Brother Duobao is here." In anger, the boy came in to report.
"Junior Brother Huang, Master asked me to call you over." Taoist Duobao said.
Huang Shiren didn¡¯t say anything. He cleaned up and followed Duobao straight to Biyou Palace.
The main hall of Biyou Palace was empty except for the leader of Tongtian Cult and his two boys, Shuihuo.
"Huang Sankowtow to see the leader." Huang Shiren knew that he had gotten such a bargain this time, largely due to the help of the leader of Tongtian, so he was extremely respectful.
"You bastard!" Leader Tongtian didn't look kindly towards Huang Shiren at all. He pointed at Huang Shiren, sighed and said, "You are too courageous!"
"I don't want to be cut off, and I can't bring down the emperor. Master, you are a saint, how can you know the pain of being bullied by us little immortals. As long as we can improve our cultivation, I, Old Huang, can bear it even if it is cut into pieces by a thousand cuts!" Huang Shiren thought of what Yun Zhongzi had done, and his eyes burst into flames.
This expression made both Master Tongtian and Taoist Duobao slightly stunned.
This guy is usually playful and smiling, how could he become so serious this time?
Seeing him like this, the leader of Tongtian Cult was too lazy to say anything else.
"Fortunately, with the help of heaven, you, you idiot, saved your life. From today on, you will concentrate on your cultivation on Jin'ao Island and don't cause any trouble. Do you hear me clearly?" the leader of Tongtian Cult said.
"Leader, I'm not your disciple. I can stay here as long as I want, and I don't want to leave just because I'm slapped on the ass." Huang Shiren's eyes widened.
"What a bastard! This is your master Lu Ya's intention. How can I control you?" Tongtian Cult Master laughed.
What Master means! ? Why do you let me stay here on Jin'ao Island? Is there something happening outside?
Although my master is an extremely unreliable person, he is sincere to me. The things he knows are all extremely private fairy tale gossip. It must be for his own good that he should stay here on Jin'ao Island and not move around.
Could it be that he provoked Yun Zhongzi, exploded Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun, and started to take revenge on the bull noses of Chanjiao?
Huang Shiren didn¡¯t understand it for a while, so he had to agree.
After quitting the Tongtian cult, Huang Shiren followed Taoist Duobao for a walk in the courtyard. Just as he was about to blackmail Taoist Duobao for some elixirs, he suddenly felt a turmoil in his heart.
Stopping and counting with his fingers, Lao Huang showed a smirk on his face, and on the sideSmiling, he looked at Taoist Duobao with a meaningful look.
Seeing him staring at her like this, Taoist Duobao broke out in a cold sweat: Isn¡¯t this idiot trying to rip me off?
¡°Senior Brother Duobao, I¡¯m going to give you a good thing, do you want it?!¡± Huang Shiren said with a bad smile.
"No, no!" Taoist Duobao shook his head like a rattle, turned around and ran away.
"Damn it, your ability to scrape land is the best in the world. If it was a good thing, you would have already enriched your own pockets. How could it be my turn?" !
Huang Shiren¡¯s figure was like lightning. He grabbed Duobao¡¯s collar and said seriously: ¡°Senior Brother Duobao, I swear to heaven, it¡¯s really a good thing!¡±
Seeing this bitch¡¯s serious look and swearing to God, Taoist Duobao muttered in his heart and said, ¡°It¡¯s really a good thing!?¡±
"real!"
¡°Let¡¯s talk and listen!¡±
Huang Shiren smiled, looked around, and said: "Senior Brother Duobao, as the eldest disciple of the leader, you are a real Daluo Golden Immortal. One person is superior to ten thousand people, and your scenery is unparalleled. There is no immortal in the world who can compare with you." Although there are many magic weapons, there are few who are more handsome than you. It¡¯s really enviable.¡±
"Stop flattering and talking nonsense!"
"Okay, okay! Senior Brother Duobao, you are good in everything, but there is only one bad thing about you!" Huang Shiren pretended.
"What's wrong?" Taoist Duobao said this and was also a little curious.
"Look at other people, every one of them has a few good apprentices. They take them over, train them carefully, and pass on the mantle. How happy it is. Look at you again, you are naked and a bachelor. What a pity! Brother Duobao, you are so talented. , and there are so many treasures, if someone does it one day, wouldn¡¯t it be an advantage for others?¡±
"Damn it! If someone does it to me one day, it will definitely be you bitch!" Duobao was so angry.
"Don't be naughty, I'm serious. Don't you want to accept a good apprentice?" Huang Shiren said seriously.
Duobao looked at Huang Shiren for a long time, sighed, and said: "Junior brother, I don't know something. It's not that I haven't thought about accepting apprentices. It's just that I have never had any fate. I am a dull person by nature and I don't want to provoke him. Of course, no one came to me for these disputes, so"
"Senior brother, there is a good opportunity right now, and this disciple is definitely the best!? Do you want it?! He is young, has a good figure, and is handsome. I guarantee your satisfaction!" Huang Shiren smiled evilly, but he looked like a pimp no matter what. guest.
"With such a good thing, why don't you accept it?"
"Look, Senior Brother Duobao and I are as close as brothers, so naturally we will stick with you first. Don't worry, if you accept this child, I will adopt his younger brother."
"Is this true!?"
"Seriously!"
"Where is this son from?"
"The second son of Chentangguan Commander Li Jing! Today is the 100-day banquet! His eldest son was abducted by Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun. You can't let this one be taken away by someone who teaches you!"
"Li Jing's son, I think it's good to come. But if I come to your door like this, will they be willing to pay?!"
"Wait a minute!" Huang Shiren was overjoyed when he saw Duobao's heartbeat. He tore off two strips of cloth from Duobao, wrote two lines of large characters, and handed them to Duobao: "Give this to Li Jing, and I'll make sure you arrive." Bring me there!"
"What a bullshit couplet you are! The second couplet is empty, and there is such a bastard sentence written on the first couplet!"
"Don't worry about it. Go quickly. If it's too late, your apprentice will be taken away by others!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
Duobao glanced at Huang Shiren and believed him. He gritted his teeth, rode on the clouds, and sped away in the direction of Chentangguan.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Since Dajin Zha was abducted by Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun, they were in pain. It took them several years to heal their inner wounds and start sowing and cultivating. Fortunately, hard work paid off, and this year, a son was born, named Mu Zha according to Huang Shiren's original intention.
The child looked pink and cute, and the couple were naturally happy. However, the more happy they were, the more terrified they felt. They were afraid that someone else would come and take their son away, so they stared longingly at the master sent by Huang Shiren.
On this day, according to custom, a hundred-day banquet was held, guests came to the door, and the house was full of distinguished friends. Just as I was enjoying myself, I saw two clouds falling in the courtyard.
The one on the left is a beautiful woman with various postures. She bowed and said: "General Li, I am Samantabhadra from Baihe Cave in Jiugong Mountain!"
The one on the right, who was also a handsome and handsome immortal, also bowed: "General Li, I am Taoist Duobao, the great disciple of the Tongtian Sect of Jiejiao on Jin'ao Island."
Li Jing is not stupid. He can tell at a glance that both of them are Da Luo Jinxian, and they are famous, so he quickly invites them into the inner room.
"Two immortals, why do you come to Chentangguan?" A person learns wisdom through every experience. After what happened last time, Li Jing became much smarter and was no longer as hospitable as before.
"Haha, to be honest with Mr. Li, Senior Sister Wenshu is a close friend of Pindao. Your eldest son Jin Zha worships her as his teacher. Now he has learned a skill. Pindao was entrusted by Senior Sister Wenshu to accept you, Lin'er, as his disciple. You Do you like it?" Master Puxian said with a smile.
Your mother! Li Jing was very angry when he heard what Master Puxian said! You have earned my eldest son, and now you have come to earn my second son, and educate these bird people!
His wife Yin Shi also secretly grabbed Li Jing's sleeve tightly.
Standing next to Master Puxian, Duobao cursed Huang Shiren in his heart: You bitch, you agreed that I would recruit disciples, why did another one come to recruit disciples?
"Senior Duobao, you came here because"
"Oh, I'm also here to recruit a disciple. I'm entrusted by Huang Shiren."
"Huang Shiren!?" As soon as these words came out, Li Jing and his wife were overjoyed, but Master Puxian frowned.
First, the Taoist boy Yun Zhongzi was robbed of his magic weapon, and then Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun had been shameless for two years. I also heard that Jiang Shang, the master's unsatisfactory disciple, also had his anus exploded by this guy and lay in bed for three days. Having just risen in his youth, the name Huang Shiren has become famous in Kunlun Mountain. In the past few months, senior brother Yun Zhongzi invited twelve immortals to Zhongnan Mountain and made a plan: Anyone who saw Huang Shiren would be killed. Of! I didn't expect that there would be news about this guy today.
"Oh, Junior Brother Huang Shiren asked me to give this to General Li." Duobao hurriedly handed the couplet to Li Jing.
Li Jing picked it up, read the couplet that said "This child is not a human being", and laughed loudly: "Yes, yes!" His wife Yin Shi also had a smile on her face.
This made Master Puxian confused, and he thought to himself, could this couple have lost their minds and gone crazy? When someone writes something like this, the two of them are not only not angry, but also happy.
"Uncle Puxian, it's because I'm trying to shirk you. My second son, I made an agreement with Senior Huang that he would be given to the person he designated as his apprentice when he was born. I didn't expect Senior Duobao to come as promised, so I can only say sorry. Stay." Li Jing chuckled, quickly called to the servants, put the incense table, and helped Taoist Duobao to his rightful place. His wife hugged Muzha and performed the apprenticeship ceremony. Duobao was delighted to see him beaming.
The Master Puxian over there was already very angry, and he stared at Li Jing and said, "Li Jing, you are a disciple of Junior Brother Du'e, and you can be regarded as a member of my teaching, how can you give your son to Jie Jiao as a disciple?!"
"Uncle, I don't understand what you are saying. My son is my son, I can give it to whomever I want! Why not!?" Li Jing looked unkind.
"Jie Jiao is a bunch of people wearing scales and horns, how can they be compared with me, Chan Jiao!" Master Puxian was also Li Jing's uncle after all. When he saw Li Jing acting like this, he was furious.
"Fellow Taoist, what a bastard! Why is my Jiejiao already wearing scales and horns! If you say this again, I, Duobao, will definitely not let you go!"
"Duobao, you have to take action! I'm not afraid of you!"
"Samantabhadra! Although you are one of the Twelve Immortals of Chanjiao, in my eyes, Duobao, you are no better than a piece of shit!"
"you wanna die!"
"You're looking for trouble!"
In the main hall, two golden immortals looked at each other coldly!
"Okay! You wait, we will see in the future!" Master Puxian is extremely smart and knows that he is no match for Duobao. If he continues to fight hard, he will only suffer a loss. He stamps his feet and leaves in anger!
Huang Shiren, you ruined my good deeds. I won¡¯t let you go when I see you in the future! Samantabhadra thought.
On Jin'ao Island, Huang Shiren, who was naked and blowing the sea breeze and eating seafood, sneezed and said: That bitch is talking about me! Grandpa will see you when he has time.
How did he know that he was on the blacklist of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao? He's really a useless person who doesn't know how to live or die. ####The second update is here!