The divine world has been in chaos recently, and a large number of masters from the Chinese continent have poured in, including Maoshan Ancestor, Hongpao Ancestor, Liu Suifeng, Fang Zhenmei, Prince Guangming, Prince Miaojiang, descendants of Jiange, and giants. . . A large number of masters have caused a huge impact on the God Realm.
And there is even worse news. Many kings¡¯ orchards of fairy fruits were stolen. Many kings were troubled by this and ordered the thieves to be arrested!
Chu Xiangyu has been avoiding the pursuit of Goddess Guanyin every day these days. That night, when Chu Xiangyu was spending time in a king's flower orchard, he found two thieves in Li Man, who were desperately picking fairy fruits, and the big bags in their hands were full.
An idea flashed in Chu Xiangyu's mind, and he walked over and said, "It turns out it's all your fault."
The two thieves were so frightened that they immediately ran away. Chu Xiangyu said, "Don't run away. It's useless to run. I've already seen your appearance clearly."
The two thieves stopped immediately. Chu Xiangyu took a closer look and saw that they were a monk and a Taoist priest.
The monk ran over and said: Brother, please tell me. Let the three of us share it equally. How about it? "
Chu Xiangyu said: "I want 50%, and you will share the rest equally."
The Taoist priest said: "Brother, do you have too much appetite?"
Chu Xiangyu said: "Okay, since we can't reach an agreement, I will leave immediately. You will be captured by figures from the God Realm tomorrow."
The monk gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, the boss will get 50%, and the remaining 50% will be divided equally among us."
Chu Xiangyu said: "I will show you the wind outside, so you can rest assured."
The monk and the Taoist priest immediately picked the fairy fruits desperately. After a long time, they picked all the fairy fruits. The three of them flew to a mountain range and divided the fairy fruits among the three.
The monk said: "Boss, why do you always get the biggest one every time? Isn't it so unfair?"
Chu Xiangyu said: "The responsibility I just assumed is more important. Once we are caught, we will be finished. Many kings are arresting us now. And you just need to use some tricks, of course it will be small."
The monk thought carefully and said: "The boss is right, so let's divide it like this. The biggest share will be given to the boss."
Chu Xiangyu¡¯s harvest was very big. It was a big bag. Chu Xiangyu put it into the space ring and planned to give it to Ling¡¯er and Lian¡¯er.
Monks and Taoist priests also put fairy fruits into their own space rings.
After processing, the three of them went down the mountain together and entered a restaurant.
At this time, the waiter came over and said: "What do you need, gentlemen?"
The monk waved his hand and said: "Let me order, five pots of roasted knives, three plates of beef, two plates of chicken legs, one clear pig heart," The monk said a lot of names in one breath.
Chu Xiangyu looked at the monk with wide eyes, which made the monk blush and said: "I'm sorry, I ordered a few less dishes. Don't be surprised, you two."
Chu Xiangyu looked at the monk with admiration. Chu Xiangyu even gave a thumbs up and said: "There are so many brothers, I admire you."
The Taoist priest also ordered a few of his favorite dishes.
Chu Xiangyu nodded to the waiter, who immediately understood and said, "Dear guests, the food will be here soon." He ran off.
Seeing the monk descending the mountain like a tiger, towards the vegetable rolls on the table, and in a moment, most of them were wiped out. Chu Xiangyu and the Taoist looked at each other, nodded at the same time, and the three pairs of chopsticks reached for the dishes on the table.
When the monk saw it, he quickly dropped the chicken leg bone in his hand, picked up the chopsticks and snatched it away.
Three pairs of chopsticks were fighting on the table.
"Hey, this dish is mine, don't compete with me."
"Nonsense, I obviously had it first, but you took it away forcefully."
¡°Hey, who took my chicken legs away from you, smelly monk, it turned out to be you, you are so despicable.¡±¡
There were three pairs of chopsticks on the table, and you and I were fighting for them, but even Chu Xiangyu and the monk couldn't grab them.
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Chu Xiangyu looked at the chicken bone that he had managed to grab, and groaned: "I have learned a lot today. I used to think that I was the most powerful in the mountains, but now I know that there are people outside the world, and there are mountains outside the mountains."
The scholar and Taoist priest is trying hard to chew on the butt of his chicken.
Is it tasty? "Chu Xiangyu asked.
The scholar and Taoist priest said vaguely: "Wellit's delicious. Is there any more?"
Chu Xiangyu laughed.
The monk's face was flushed, and the five wine bottles in front of him were already upside down.
Chu Xiangyu stood up and carefully took out a few wrinkled banknotes from his arms.He waved and said: "Waiter, check out!"
"Sir, let me do the math. The total money spent on the food and drinks this time is thirty-two taels of silver. Including the wine money the master owed before, the total iseighty-eight taels and two cents"
The shop owner was making a loud noise with his abacus.
Chu Xiangyu¡¯s flesh ached extremely. He counted the banknotes in his hand, but found that they were not enough.
He hurriedly asked: "Brother monk, do you have any money with you?"
The monk said: "If I still have money, I won't owe this restaurant any money."
"Brother Zhang, do you still have it with you? Let's round up the whole number." The scholar and Taoist priest quickly lowered his head, struggled to shovel rice into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Don't look at me, I am even more of a poor man."
Chu Xiangyu was speechless, so he turned through all his pockets and found two scattered banknotes. He handed them all to the shop owner and said, "Boss, I'll give them to you together."
"My guest"
Chu Xiangyu waved his hand and said: "No need to look for it, just take the rest as a tip."
"Sir, butbutthere are still two or two taels of silver missing in total," the shop owner said.
"What, how is that possible? I just calculated it clearly and there are still more. You must have embezzled it. Your hands and feet are quite fast. Do you know that I hate corruption the most? I am warning you this time. If you are discovered by me again hmph, you will definitely be sent to the government to deal with it severely."
"I don't dare. I don't dare" The shop owner wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his hand.
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The scholar and Taoist screamed and spit out his mouth full of rice.
Chu Xiangyu said: "Everyone has finished eating, it's time for us to leave."
Chu Xiangyu used all his strength and shouted in the monk's ear: "Brother Sanzang, it's not good, the chief law enforcement elder of the Discipline Academy is here."
The monk opened his eyes, stood up from the table, clasped his hands together, looked solemn, and recited the Buddha's name in a low voice. His eyes glanced left and right from time to time. When he didn't find anything, he let out a sigh of relief. He looked outside again. When he saw Chu Xiangyu and two people laughing, he realized that he had been fooled. He shook his head and sighed: "Boss, you are doing a lot of harm to people! You are so scared. I'm on tenterhooks, you know? I'm most afraid of that old monster from the Discipline Academy."
Chu Xiangyu patted the monk on the shoulder and said: "Haha It's okay, it's a false alarm. Let's go, Brother Sanzang, let's go out!"
The three of them walked out of the restaurant together.
Chu Xiangyu said: "The economy has been tense recently. Do you know where there is a casino?"
The monk immediately said: "I know where it is, I will take the boss there."
The three of them entered the big casino together. Chu Xiangyu used the emperor's qi-seeing technique. After a while, there were a lot of gold ingots piled in front of them. The monks and Taoist priests put the gold into the bags desperately.
The monk laughed and said: "This time we got rich, haha."
The people betting against Chu Xiangyu changed five times in a row, and each one was pale and sweating profusely.
Chu Xiangyu was almost done, so he walked out with the Taoist priests and monks.
Chu Xiangyu has already removed the soul imprint left by Goddess Guanyin, so he is not afraid of Goddess Guanyin¡¯s tracking. On this day, the king and the demon king of the God Realm unanimously announced that they would choose a leader. The leader would take care of everything in the God Realm. In the past, the Emperor of Heaven was in charge, but he had fallen long ago.