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Volume 5 War and Peace Volume 8 Speed ??Travel Chapter 24 Older Otaku

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    I started making arrangements for Zhu Xiaofeng's hospitalization at noon. Fortunately, there was always someone on duty in the pricing room after get off work. I paid the deposit and saw that all the people queuing up to register in the morning had dispersed, so I asked, "Can I still register now?"

    The person inside asked: "What subject did you take?"

    "Uh" I said, "I can't tell, it's just the Dantian, oh, let's just say it's a stomachache."

    ¡°Stomach ache is reported to the gastroenterology department.¡±

    "Gastroenterology department?" I hesitated. The poison Zhu Xiaofeng gave me was developed by the God-Binding Guards after many years of hard work. Isn't this the same thing as a bad stomach?

    Seeing me in a daze, the people inside raised their heads and asked, "Are you going to die or not?"

    I said cruelly: "Hang up!" I have to admit that I hung up this number out of a very strange mentality - there were so many people queuing up just now, and now it's finally my turn, as if I would suffer a loss if I didn't hang up.  of.

    I took my number and came to the door of the gastroenterology department. There was a kind-hearted old man inside who was preparing to pack up and get off work. Seeing me looking around with the ticket in my hand, the old doctor put on the half-taken white coat and said kindly: "  What's wrong with you?"

    I patted my stomach and stammered: "I seem to have eaten dirty food some time ago"

    "What are the symptoms?"

    ¡°The symptom¡­is that sometimes I feel like I have no energy.¡±

    "When did it happen?"

    "It must be a month."

    The old doctor picked up the stethoscope and listened to my stomach for a while, then put on his reading glasses and wrote two lines on the diagnosis: "First do a urine test and a blood test. Remember to come to the hospital whenever you feel uncomfortable.  Otherwise, a minor illness will turn into a serious illness.¡±

    "Hey, is there anyone in the laboratory department now?"

    "Try your luck."

    The laboratory department also looked like it was about to put the knife and gun into the warehouse. When they saw me coming, they simply threw out a plastic box without saying a word: "The toilet is over there, hurry up, we are about to get off work."

    I ran to the toilet in three steps at a time to finish my work, and took blood again. I was told to come back in the afternoon to get the test form.  Then I waved my hands to look at Zhu Xiaofeng.  It feels a bit like repairing someone else's car and cheering me up.

    Zhu Xiaofeng was placed in Ward No. 13. The ward was quite spacious, with a bathroom and three beds. When I entered, Zhu Xiaofeng was sitting on the bed beside me in a daze, while Huang Yifei was standing aside in a daze. After a while, the nurse came.  A sign was inserted on Zhu Xiaofeng's bedside and he was told: "You can't eat greasy food from today on. The doctor will come in the afternoon to do a pre-operative examination for you. Smoking is not allowed in the ward or corridor. If found, 200 yuan will be deducted."  ¡­¡±

    Zhu Xiaofeng was depressed and said angrily: "Back off!"

    The little nurse glared: "I'm doing this for your own good, so I'm backing down. Have you watched too many palace fight dramas?"

    Huang Yifei kept his responsibilities in mind and stepped forward when the emperor got angry. I said with a smile, "You'd better not mess with this sister. From now on, you will have to rely on her for daily care, infusions and injections."

    Zhu Xiaofeng is very aware of current affairs.  He sighed, forced a smile and said, "Don't take offense to this girl. I was the one who was rude - Commander Huang, please give me a greeting gift."

    Huang Yifei was touched all over his body.  He turned all four pockets out and said with a grimace: "Your Majesty, I really have nothing to offer."

    Seeing this, the little nurse stabbed me with a pen and whispered to me at the door of the ward: "What's going on with these two people?"

    I pointed to my head and said: "There is a disease here. Once the kidney is cured, I will be transferred to a psychiatric department as soon as possible."

    The little nurse covered her mouth and smiled sweetly: "I have seen many otaku diseases, but this is the first time I have seen one at such an old age."

    I quickly said: "Yes, that's right, it's otaku's disease, or why is my waist failing? It's all"

    The little nurse interrupted me and said: "Let me tell you something, your family is the only one in this ward now. If you want to be clean, please check if you can also book the other two beds. We will not arrange other patients in it."  ."

    I understand that this is a way for the department to generate income: "Okay, then I'll trouble you."

    "No need to worry, I'll bring the sheets and hospital gowns in a minute."

    At noon, I took Zhu Xiaofeng and Huang Yifei to have a quick meal near the hospital. I also took some money and gave it to Huang Yifei, and told him some common sense about life.

    After the doctor went to work in the afternoon, Zhu Xiaofeng started the preoperative examination. When I led Huang Yifei to get the results, I also took out mine. I sent him back to the ward first, and went straight to the gastroenterology department and handed the form to the old man.  After reading the report, he asked me: "Do you usually have any bad hobbies?"

    I thought about it and said:"Smoking, not much."

    The old man adjusted his glasses, looked at me deeply and asked, "You don't take drugs, do you?"

    I was shocked: "I have never touched it."

    "Well, judging from the blood routine, there are some abnormalities."

    I was worried and asked: "Can this disease be cured?"

    The old man laughed and said: "The problem is not big, it is probably some kind of chronic food poisoning. Don't go out to restaurants in the future. I will prescribe you some anti-inflammatory drugs. If you are not busy, I will check you again later."

    "Is it really not a big problem?"

    The old man put his glasses on the bridge of his nose and looked at me sideways: "Young people are not so timid, are they?"

    I scratched my head in embarrassment, and the old man wrote me a prescription and patted me hard on the shoulder: "It's okay, let's go." I went out with great gratitude, and the old man added: "  Remember to eat breakfast every day to avoid gallstones."

    After I left the gastroenterology department, I lamented that after all, the old doctor was a talented doctor. If not for time, I would have asked him to prescribe some traditional Chinese medicine for me. I went to the pharmacy to get the medicine, and Zhu Xiaofeng's surgery was also arranged.  The appointment was initially scheduled for five days later, and the doctor in charge was the doctor who had been receiving us. His surname was Liu.

    As usual, Dr. Liu gave us a brief explanation of the operation process and postoperative precautions. Zhu Xiaofeng and Huang Yifei both had pale faces and followed Dr. Liu to the left and the right. Dr. Liu said with a smile: "The surgery is not big.  Don¡¯t worry¡ªI¡¯ll start enema today.¡±

    When Zhu Xiaofeng heard these two words, his face turned even paler, and he hesitated: "Can I not have an enema?"

    Doctor Liu said: "How can this be done?"

    Zhu Xiaofeng grabbed his hand and said, "I'll ask you to be patient when the time comes. I will benefit a lot from this!"

    Doctor Liu asked curiously: "What does this have to do with me being patient?"

    Huang Yifei interjected: "Aren't you afraid that you would vomit if you offend?"

    Dr. Liu was angry and funny: "Who told you this? The main reason for enema is to prevent feces from getting infected during the operation."

    Zhu Xiaofeng was startled, as if he had just thought of the crux of the problem: "Do you really want to stretch out my belly and take away my waist?"

    Doctor Liu looked at Zhu Xiaofeng playfully and said patiently: "Do you have any other concerns? Don't worry, this will generally not affect the quality of a couple's life."

    Huang Yifei said anxiously: "Doesn't it hurt? Although my master is brave, but it is too shocking to take a kidney from a living person. I have been through hundreds of battlefields and suffered countless injuries. It is difficult for me to endure it even if I boast about it."

    Dr. Liu rolled his eyes this time as if he were looking at an alien and said, "We have an anesthesiologist."

    Huang Yifei asked: "Who is the anesthesiologist?"

    I joked on the side: "It's the person who gives you a tree stick to hold in your mouth during the operation."

    Doctor Liu probably thought this statement was humorous, so he laughed and said, "Absolutely."

    Zhu Xiaofeng's face turned from white to green in an instant, and he said weakly: "I am really going to have a narrow escape this time."

    I took the opportunity to stuff the red envelope I had prepared a long time ago into Dr. Liu¡¯s pocket: ¡°Please pay more attention in the future.¡±

    When I first took out the red envelope, Dr. Liu skillfully followed the cracks in the envelope to estimate the amount inside, and said with a smile: "This is not appropriate."

    "It's appropriate! The rules can't be broken."

    After a while, Dr. Liu said alertly: "Is this between me and the anesthesiologist?"

    I said: "Where, I will say hello to the anesthesiologist."

    Doctor Liu then nodded with satisfaction and said to Zhu Xiaofeng: "Just wait for the operation in a down-to-earth manner, but the enema still needs to be given."

    ¡­¡­

    In the afternoon, I helped Huang Yifei buy a washbasin, a warm kettle and other supplies.  After further assault training, the commander of the Ouchi guards has become somewhat of a special nurse.  At night, the little nurse pushed the cart into the ward.  Said to Zhu Xiaofeng: "Enema!"

    Zhu Xiaofeng said with a despairing look: "Tell me, what's going to happen to me?"

    "Take off your pants and lie on the bed."

    Zhu Xiaofeng was stunned and looked at Huang Yifei. Huang Yifei asked the little nurse: "Girl, are you not married yet?"

    "no, what happened?"

    Huang Yifei whispered to Zhu Xiaofeng: "There is nothing we can do about it, Your Majesty. After this matter, you can only have one more concubine."

    Zhu Xiaofeng said with a bitter face: "Isn't it a bit ugly?"

    At this time, the little nurse said fiercely: "Take off your clothes quickly. I still have a lot to do!"

    Zhu Xiaofeng only??Yi Yan took off his pants and lay on the bed, and the little nurse took out the syringe without the needleyou know.  Although the word "bang anus" is used very frequently recently, there are only a handful of people who can truly understand its taste.  Zhu Xiaofeng will have this honor tonight.

    The little nurse pushed out the syringe and said, "Go to the toilet if you can't hold it in any longer."

    Zhu Xiaofeng didn't wait for her to finish speaking and rushed into the toilet with his pants in his hand. In an instant, he heard all kinds of ghosts crying and howling in the toilet.

    The little nurse complained: "If you can't hold it any longer, you'll have to do it again."

    I finally couldn¡¯t hold it in any longer and burst into laughter that resounded through the sky.

    After Zhu Xiaofeng finished the enema, I said to him: "If nothing happens, I will leave. I will come back to see you on the day of your operation."

    After all what happened today, Zhu Xiaofeng still relied on me to a certain extent. He hesitated and said, "Are you leaving now?"

    "I'm so busy. I don't know what the fight will be like over there in the past half day - we have an agreement first. I can distinguish between public and private matters."

    Zhu Xiaofeng sighed and said, "Okay, I have nothing to say."

    I nodded, and as soon as I walked to the door, Zhu Xiaofeng suddenly realized: "You won't leave at noon and you won't leave in the afternoon, but you are reluctant to leave just because you see me being enema!"¡ª¡ª

    Split¡ª¡ª

    Douzi has opened a new book. Let¡¯s all support him. This guy¡¯s taste is as bad as mine. Of course, he may not be as bad as me recently

    Address: http://./book/.(To be continued)

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