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Volume 5 War and Peace Volume 8 Speed ??Travel Chapter 1 Farting

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    However, my proposal did not seem to arouse the interest of the four great national masters. They knew that the result of fighting me was nothing more than victory and defeat. The four of them were preoccupied and probably had little enthusiasm for such a meaningless fight. Only Tiecang  After hesitating for a moment, he shook his head secretly - he would rather face a strong enemy like Su Jing than get entangled like me.

    I saw a few people trying to escape, so I pointed at Ge Feng: "Don't leave!".  £®  com

    Ge Feng turned around and dodged, his face darkened and he said, "Does the Dragon Sword God want to amuse me and the others?"

    I said with a smile: "Having free time and having fun can prevent Alzheimer's disease." Tiecang, Zhuye and others were all on guard when they saw me taking action.  Ge Feng made a gesture, and the four of them immediately surrounded me again. At this time, my meridians had been repaired by Old Wu and the Black Mountain Old Demon, and they were no longer the same as before. I felt that my moves were twice as light, and my feet  With extra force, I ran extremely fast around Ge Feng and others. In a short period of time, I had passed dozens of moves with each of them. However, this time it was no longer four people surrounding me, but me alone who formed a large circle.  Yinran surrounded all four people.

    Ge Feng looked solemn and motioned for the other three to gather with him. We both launched a fierce attack on the flat ground. For a while, the small field was filled with fists, wind and legs. I felt like I was fighting a man with eight arms and eight legs.  The super masters were fighting, but they were able to cope with it completely. A pair of arms turned into thousands of phantoms. The four opponents had completely different sword energy cultivation and martial arts skills. My fists and palms against them were like fighting against each other.  On the sandbags with different textures, in addition to the slight numbness in the palms, the sword energy in the chest and abdomen became more and more unobstructed. I couldn't help but laugh and said: "This is a bit interesting!"

    Zhuye said in fear: "He has become so powerful in just ten days?"

    Ge Feng said solemnly: "Don't be nagging! Let's take him down in one go!" He saw that although my sword energy was strong and my movements were much more dexterous than before, my skills were still insignificant, and he intended to take advantage of my mistakes in the chaos to deal harsh blows.  The hand solved this thorn in my side.

    However, I was getting smoother and smoother as I fought. As the sword energy circulated in my limbs and bones, coupled with the magical skills of the sword and the Buddha's light shining everywhere, I seemed to experience many new insights, my body was full of energy, and many things I had never dared to think about before.  The moves come at random, and the tricks are constantly being renovated, and the ideas become more and more unbridled. Every time after playing, I can judge how valuable this move is from Ge Feng's expression. My current situation is like a person who has just learned it.  As a primary school student who can read and read two literary classics, I am no longer satisfied with starting and ending my essays with "The weather is very good today, and I feel very happy". I know that in terms of martial arts attainments, Ge Feng and others like me and I are still geniuses.  There is a big difference, so I still hope to be recognized

    Ge Feng didn¡¯t care to see how my moves were going. The more he fought, the more anxious he became, and he said in a deep voice: ¡°Dragon Sword God will be rude if he pesters us again!¡±

    I smiled and said, "We have known each other for so long, have you ever been polite to me?" As I spoke, I felt that just below the two rib fans, where the chest and abdomen meet, the last unopened meridian in my body was struck by a sword.  The shock of the breath has a feeling of being open but not yet released, like a mouthful of water that is stuck in the throat, making my heart feel itchy and difficult to scratch. In this case, I am even more reluctant to let Ge Feng and others go.  After I left, it was extremely rare for me to have the chance to fight against the four great masters. After Su Jing was seriously injured, the only one who could compete with me was Ku Mei, but the old nun thought that I was her master and was cold-blooded towards others.  Yes, they are very obedient to me and won't let go of anything they do, so the only way to get through to the last moment is through these four old guys.

    The five of us were going back and forth under the Guo Kingdom City, and sometimes the limelight was exchanged. The soldiers of the Feilong Army stood on the city and pointed and cheered for me. We fought against the four major national divisions. The difficulties were unimaginable for ordinary people, but I looked relaxed.  , in fact, I encountered many dangers. However, as I gradually got used to it, I also experienced the style of fishing in the stormy waves with a small boat. But at this moment, I suddenly felt that the sword energy in my body surged towards my Dantian. I never expected that at this moment,  Such an unexpected incident made me timid. I pushed the iron warehouse in front of me with my palm and tried to get away. Ge Feng seemed to have noticed my subtle changes. He narrowed his eyes and said "hmm" in confusion.  He shouted, "Brother Wei, stop him!"

    Tiecang and Zhuye were in front and on the right, Ge Feng was blocking the left. All the exits in front of me had been blocked. Wei Wuji had been coordinating the three of them unsteadily. Hearing this, he quickly pounced from behind. My sword energy was already gone in an instant.  They were much weaker. The four of them were all vicious people, and they were waiting for this opportunity. At this moment, they were like a trap that quickly closed in, and it closed in a snap!

    At this moment, I have reached the most dangerous moment in my life. The situation is like putting out a fire. Originally, the water in my bucket was just enough to put out these four flames, but now there is a big hole leaking at the bottom of the bucket. As long as I delay for a moment, I can put out the fire.  Not only could I not extinguish the fire, but even the barrels had to be burned. I knew that life and death depended on this, so I couldn¡¯t think too much about it in my hurry.Facing the three people in front of me with distracted thoughts, I leaned over to avoid Tiecang's oncoming knife. I lowered my body even lower and avoided Ge Feng's palm. I casually brushed it towards Zhu Ye's thigh.  The move seemed simple, but it actually took all my abilities and wisdom. In fact, I was betting on whether Zhuye dared to pick me up. If he dared, I would definitely be dragged in place by him, and the other three  Any one of them could easily take my life. In this flash of lightning, Zhuye finally took a step back. I breathed a sigh of relief and rushed forward to take advantage of this opportunity to escape. At the same time,  I felt that the forbidden area between my chest and abdomen that had been dry for a long time was finally fully immersed in the sweet rain - my meridians were fully opened from then on!  For a moment, I didn¡¯t know whether to cry or laugh. It was like I was in the center of a storm and suddenly someone told me that I had won 5 million, and even sent a helicopter to airdrop it for me. It was certain that I would get the money with my life, but I would not have my life.  It¡¯s hard to say about flowers¡­

    Fortunately, Zhuye's mistake gave me a chance to take a breather. I got out of the three of them and heard Wei Wuji say coldly from behind me: "Long, you can't run away this time!" It turned out that he  As I moved closer, I was wide open and had no time to turn around. He could hit me hard with just one palm, so he couldn't help but protest in his complacency.

    After all my meridians were opened, a stream of turbid qi emerged from top to bottom in my body. At this moment, it was all gathered between my abdomen. When Wei Wuji followed, I couldn't help but think of what Su Jing said to me at the beginning - you  After the meridians are opened, every hair on the body can be used as a weapon Now the hair can't be counted on, but the energy has reached the point where it has to be released. With my current level of meridians cultivation, all the internal organs are visible to the naked eye.  Normally, I can control it very easily. I mobilized this energy near my vagina, added a sharp sword energy into it, and shouted: "Fuck you!"

    At this time, everyone above and below the city clearly heard an earth-shattering fart sound. I took advantage of the situation and thrust my butt towards Wei Wuji. The fart with the sword energy was like a powerful hidden weapon sprayed towards his upper body. Wei Wuji  Wuji and I are very close to each other, and this fart is intangible and intangible. The only way he can resolve it is to use his palms to disperse the air mass, but of course he is unwilling to touch my "fart" with his hands, and he will definitely become a laughing stock.  , it wasn¡¯t like I didn¡¯t pick it up for a moment, but I turned around and gave me a ¡°fart¡±. Suddenly, I fell to the ground as if I was slapped by a master, my face fell into the soil, and there were all the holes in my teeth.  is blood.

    I took advantage of the situation and jumped up to the top of the city on tiptoe. When the officers and soldiers of the Feilong Army saw this funny scene, they all laughed so hard that they pointed at Wei Wuji and kept laughing.

    Only Ge Feng and others here know how powerful they are. Seeing my expression, I couldn't help but change again. Wei Wuji got up from the ground, his face gloomy. The dignified Imperial Master of Heggis was knocked over by the Dragon Sword God. From then on,  I'm afraid he will never be able to hold his head up again, whether in front of the Black Giths or the Alliance Army.

    I waved my hand to Ge Feng and said, "I'm so rude, I made a few people laugh, but fortunately my fart didn't stink, otherwise I would have been even more sorry." The soldiers of the Feilong Army laughed loudly when they heard this.

    Ge Feng calmly comforted Wei Wuji and said, "Brother Wei, don't take it personally." Even so, he didn't help Wei Wuji. Everyone saw with their own eyes that he just "bathed" in my fart, even if he didn't  No matter how stinky it is, it's always best to stay away.  The four of us suffered this defeat and were about to leave dejectedly. I stood on the wall and said, "Thank you four seniors." I knew that without their training, I would not know when my meridians would be fully opened.  The words are very sincere.

    Su Jing said happily: "It seems that the method taught by the ink master has finally come true. The biggest problem now is your Dantian." She had already seen that my sword energy was about to run out. Ge Feng was aware of it at first, but I was able to tell him.  The nonsense diverted his attention, and he didn't expect that when my sword energy returned to my dantian, I would be a useless person.  Su Jing bit his lip and said, "How do you think of a way to get the antidote? Zhu Xiaofeng is counting on this thing to blackmail you. I'm afraid it will be a little difficult."

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    Xiaoqian didn't come back for two days, and Old Wu didn't sense the movement of a large group of people in the Black Forest. This means that Xiaoqian is probably still looking for reinforcements from Heggis. The Black Forest is vast, and this is not something that can be done in a hurry.  matter.

    Since Prince Yun personally met the Feilong Army, he locked himself in the room for a whole day, thinking about how to write a memorial to the Queen. The next day, he wandered around the military camp infatuatedly. No one knew what her memorial said.  But obviously, after the true situation of the Feilong Army was exposed, the future of this army began to become a bit confusing. After the war started today, it finally ushered in the first troubled period

    On this day, Lao Wu and the old demon from Montenegro came to me with solemn expressions. They were followed by Su Jing. Lao Wu got straight to the point: "I have good news and bad news. Which one should I hear first?"¡ª¡ª

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    I feel embarrassed looking at the recent row of notifications, and I feel sorry for everyone.

    The next chapter is more important and cannot be disconnected anymore, so it will be a big chapter. Please wait patiently for one day.

    The mashup will then enter the biggest chapter of the book. It is expected to be completed before the end of the year. The theme of the new book has also been revealed. In the days to come, I will gradually reveal it to everyone and ask for opinions. One thing that I can give a small spoiler is the urban superpower.  Add a little time travel, and it's very possible to switch to third-person writing.

    The next chapter of the mashup will be a new volume.  (To be continued)

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