When everyone turned their attention to the three Accelerators who had not yet introduced themselves, a certain fat man reluctantly moved his eyes away from Accelerator, and at the same time, Accelerator secretly breathed a sigh of relief. .
"My name is Huang Hao, and I am currently studying in the otaku department of a stay-at-home university. I was desperate for the third dimension, so I escaped to the second dimension. I have no love for the third dimension~" As he said this, a certain fat man looked like a man who had experienced many years. The devastated old man also gave everyone a glimpse of the vicissitudes of life (==Please ignore it decisively, thank you for your cooperation). . .
"I feel the same way! My name is Zhao Ke, you can say that I am a homebody now! Even though I am already in my thirties and almost forties, I am actually not married yet!" A middle-aged woman who has been making soy sauce When the fat man said that he was a homebody, he finally spoke, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he revealed the news that he was a homebody.
After hearing Zhao Ke's words, the fat man raised his eyebrows and immediately said to him: "Zhai? Are you kidding me? If you are a otaku, how could you not recognize" After saying this, the fat man's words were stuck as before. , and his eyes glanced at Accelerator with a pointing look.
"Why am I not a homebody? I'm still writing articles at Qidian!" After hearing the fat man's words, Zhao Ke immediately retorted.
"Writing an article? What article?" When the fat man heard that the other party was an author, he also felt a little curious.
After hearing the fat man¡¯s question, Zhao Ke immediately showed an intoxicated expression. "That's the best book I've ever written ~ a story about a man's forbidden love with another man ~"
"Damn it! Is that a otaku? You are just a rotten girl!"
"What's wrong with fujoshis? What's wrong with fujoshis? I hear you have a lot of opinions about fujoshis~" Hearing the fat man's tone as if he didn't like fujoshis very much, Zhao Ke said to him immediately.
"That's right! I have a lot of opinions about fujoshi. Do you have any opinions?" As he spoke, the fat man squinted at Zhao Ke with his eyes, as if he was looking at some non-recyclable garbage.
"I'll go! What's your opinion? You know that in today's evil society, most of the women who still maintain their virginity are us rotten girls! Now you still want to find a virgin wife? Wait in line in the delivery room you!"
"Damn! Do you know why you have so many stocks? Because you rotten girls only like to watch your boyfriends having sex with other men! Who dares to want this?!"
"What's wrong with being gay? All the otakus who don't understand BL aesthetics go to Sinai! You otakus are all the ones who only go there after elementary school after seeing anime beauties on the Internet and licking them on the computer. He¡¯s just a guy who squatted in front of the elementary school to abduct a lolita!¡±
"Is that abduction?! You know how chaotic society is now! We are just going to protect the future flowers of our motherland! And bl and other things are the most annoying!!!"
"Bl is so good!!! You guys know nothing!"
"Hmph! Girls are the king! Everything else is just advertising! Gays and all, go and find Billy for me!!!"
It was originally just a very ordinary self-introduction, but the two people in front of him changed the topic in a strange direction. Zheng Zha, who couldn't stand it, wanted to stop it, but was overwhelmed by the two people's gradually rising momentum. Shocked, the originally strong tone turned into a weak voice after reaching his lips. "Um, can you please uh calm down?"
"Shut up! Don't interrupt when children are talking!"*2
"Hi!!"
"You guys have such a good relationship~" by; Li Xiaoyi
Finally, with Zhang Jie's "mediation" (you know) after returning, the two living treasures in front of them finally calmed down, and the originally tense atmosphere was also shaken up by the funny dialogue between the two. Got to calm down. . .
"By the way, you haven't introduced yourself to us yet!" After the two of them stopped talking, Zhan Lan remembered that it seemed that Accelerator hadn't introduced himself yet.
"[Academy City] [Accelerator]" After just saying these eight simple words, Accelerator fell into silence.
After hearing these words, everyone was a little confused. Of course, except for the expression on their facesThe similar Li Xiaoyi also
"Yuriko girlhehe datinghehe Yuriko" Okay, let us decisively ignore a certain nymphomaniac's meat ball
"Sir, we found another way, but it will probably take a little longer to walk there. Let's go back here first, then go through Restaurant B, and go straight to our destination from here. This way will probably take twice as long. "said the mercenary beside Zhang Jie.
At this time, two other pathfinders had also returned. A long-haired female mercenary soldier said: "Sir, it is completely impossible to walk over there. This floor has been completely submerged."
Matthew Addison nodded and said, "Okay, let's take the second route. There's not much time left, so hurry up."
In desperation, Accelerator, Zheng Zha and others had no choice but to follow the large army and walked towards the loop. Fortunately, the mercenaries did not run any more this time, and they didn't know how far they walked. Finally, everyone came to an iron gate. Stopped outside, one of the mercenaries used a computer to open the iron door, and then a few people in the front row walked in carefully with guns.
This is a vast hall filled with countless small containers. These containers are about a few meters cubic, and there is a cold atmosphere coming from the containers. Anyone who has watched Resident Evil 1 knows that this is where the frozen crawlers are frozen. In the warehouse, once the main computer is shut down, these crawlers will become the most terrifying alien creatures, and their terrifying power is more than a hundred times more powerful than zombies.
A mercenary looked at the computer and said: "This is Restaurant Bthat's what it says on the map."
Matthew Addison walked up to him and looked at the computer, but Matt said next to him: "Maybe there are some secrets hidden here, some secrets that the company doesn't want the outside world to know"
Matthew Addison glanced at him and said nothing, but said to the mercenaries beside him: "J.D., Renn, Zhang Jie, you guys watch the prisoners here, and then guard the exit."
At this time, another female mercenary suddenly said: "Sir, the poison gas here shows zero. Maybe no poison gas was released here. Maybe the defense system here is out of control."
Matthew Addison nodded and said: "Okay, J.D., Lane, Zhang Jie,and Accelerator. There may be survivors hiding here. Search, but don't go too far. You guys You must first watch the prisoner and the exit, do you understand?" After a moment of hesitation, the black captain finally called Accelerator over.
Several people nodded, only Zhang Jie sneered and took out a cigarette from his arms. Anyone who has watched the movie should know, Survivor? No, there are no survivors, but there are quite a few zombies. . .