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Cute Girl and Gay Friends Chapter 16 Philosophical Fighting Skills

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    Chapter 16 Philosophy and Fighting Skills

    This time, the reason why Jiang Yucheng wanted to bring the tank was largely because he intended to use it as a "bait" to attract dwarves - according to Quasimodo, all dwarves, regardless of gender, old or young, regardless of whether they can  They are all natural mechanical experts who use magic. They know all kinds of machines well, and they are all fanatical admirers of "multi-rivet steamed steel".  ¡¶¡·Íø.com

    Although dwarves are generally very stubborn, if you can really convince them, their attitude towards you will take a 180-degree turn - the best way to make dwarves admire you is to be in the presence of dwarves.  Where people are most confident, defeat them and make them convinced of their defeat.  As for the aspects in which the dwarves are most confident, they are nothing more than mechanical processing and manufacturing, ore smelting, close combat skills, and¡ªthe ability to drink.

    "Are you drunk?" Jiang Yucheng said secretly, "Major, have you found the heroic spirit's constitution that I asked you to find before?"

    At the same time as the primary equipment of the Air Force is unlocked, a new category is also unlocked in the summoning system - Heroic Spirit Physical Summoning.  By summoning the body of a heroic spirit, Jiang Yucheng can allow himself to be possessed by a certain heroic spirit for a period of time (or permanently), and then gain the special physical abilities of that heroic spirit.  In fact, the original time-travel benefits¡ªcombat skills of special forces and driving expertise in all series (similar to the riding ability of a rider, who can freely control any vehicle)¡ªare a type of heroic spirit physique.

    "We have found it, sir." The Onion Lady's adjutant reported back, "The Heroic Spirit's Physique "Colonel Joel" is priced at 1,000 energy points and lasts for 48 hours. Can I redeem it?"

    "Exchange." Jiang Yucheng nodded.

    "The exchange is completed, 1000 points have been consumed - now you have obtained the heroic physique "Colonel York"." The adjutant of Onion Lady said, "Sir, what do you want this physique for?" She asked with some confusion.

    "Haha, you will know when the time comes." Jiang Yucheng smiled mischievously, "See how I can subdue these dwarves with my iron stomach!"

    "What's the matter, brother Jiang Yucheng?" Quasimodo instinctively felt something was wrong, and turned back to look at Jiang Yucheng, "Your face looks weird."

    "Ah, it's nothing," Jiang Yucheng looked at him, "By the way, Brother Quasimo, when can we arrive?"

    "Ah, we will be there soon. We are here now. (¡¶¡·Íø7*)" Quasimodo said, "What is in front of us now is the Lower Tagil Forest."

    "Are you going to the Tagil Forest?" Jiang Yucheng said to himself, "This name is really nice. I wonder if the dwarves can get a T-72 by themselves."

    Nizhny Tagil on Earth is a city in Sverdlovsk Oblast, Russia, located on the banks of the Tagil River on the eastern slope of the Central Ural Mountains.  The city is Russia's main steel industry center with developed railway vehicle manufacturing, metal processing and coking industries.  The Ural State Production Enterprise located in the city is the main producer of modern combat vehicles in the former Soviet Union and Russia - T-72, T-90, T-95 and other main battle tanks are all produced in this city.

    "T-72?" Quasimodo asked, "What is that?"

    "This is the name of a type of tank," Jiang Yucheng explained. "Although the performance is not as good as the 99 we are using now, it is cheaper in price - ah, here we are."

    They saw a large forest appearing in front of them - as for the dwarf tribe, they were completely missing.

    "This is the forest where your New Nippori tribe lives?" Jiang Yucheng asked, "It seems to be no different from other forests."

    ¡°Well, this is our camouflage.¡± Quasimodo said, ¡°Our tribe has designed a series of elaborate camouflages in the Nizhny Tagil Forest¡ªif someone is not a member of our tribe, the only result is to get lost in the forest.  (¡¶¡·Íø7*)¡±

    "This is somewhat similar to the sea of ??trees," Jiang Yucheng said to himself, "Then how do you get in and out of this forest?" he asked.

    "Ah, well - we have our own special magic." Quasimodo said, "Through this magic, our personnel can enter as long as they shout the correct slogan."

    With that said, Quasimodo and Jiang Yucheng got out of the tank together.  I saw Quasimodo standing in front of the forest and shouting:

    "Patchouli¡ágo!"

    "Plop!" Jiang Yucheng fell directly from the tank turret

    "What's the matter, brother Jiang Yucheng?" Quasimodo stepped forward and asked with concern.

    "Ah, it's nothing," Jiang Yucheng rubbed his chrysanthemums, "This is so philosophical."

    I saw a series of trees in the forest automatically moving to both sides - finally, a chrysanthemum shape appeared in the middle of the forest.??Entrance

    "Of course," Quasimodo said with some pride, "Philosophy is the spiritual pillar of our New Nippori - the three philosophical beliefs established by our King Billy when he founded New Nippori, but it has always been ignored by the dwarves of our New Nippori.  "Stand by generations"

    "Three letters?"

    ¡°My King Billy once said,¡± Quasimodo said suddenly excitedly, ¡°the heart of caution, the heart of praise, and the heart of promise that believers in philosophy must have¡ªfor the three faiths, my king once explained it this way:

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    logue ¡®Heart of Praise [It is not bad]¡¯

    ifies in a tolerant heart []

    "Every dwarf must remember my king's teachings and must not do anything that betrays philosophy"

    "Okay," Jiang Yucheng said with shame, "I heard before that New Nippori and the third dimension are heterotopic, but now it seems that they are the same as the other world."

    "Then, let's go in together." Quasimodo said.

    "Okay, let's go together." Jiang Yucheng nodded and followed Quasimodo.

    ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ªThe dividing line of philosophy¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª

    At this moment, in the fighting arena deep in the forest, the dwarves are holding the annual philosophical event-the Red Sauce Cup Fighting Tournament.  I saw that every corner of the entire tribe was covered with the head of a smiling bald baby - according to Quasimodo, this is the patron saint of New Nippori - Wu Ke, ah, no, it is Chi.  ¡á sauce.

    "The reason why our tribe is called New Nippori is because there used to be an Old Nippori." After passing the review of the dwarf sentry at the entrance of New Nippori, Quasimodo led Jiang Yucheng to the arena while starting to prepare for Jiang Yucheng.  Common knowledge about New Nippori, "Aka-chan is the patron saint of our dwarves. According to relevant historical records, King Ishii, the emperor of old Nippori in ancient times, neglected the government, despised Ak¡á-chan, and forced the first sword fighter Herrington to  Instead of making fried rice, the angry Ak¡á-chan destroyed the entire old Nippori. Only the nine elders headed by the first Herrington and their relatives survived - they created a new Nippori. We have already arrived at the arena. First  Don¡¯t talk anymore, let¡¯s watch the game together.¡±

    When Jiang Yucheng and the others came, they happened to catch up with the grand event and enter the **¡ª¡ª

    On the fighting stage, the duel between the two contestants has entered a thrilling decisive stage. The dwarves in the audience surrounded the fighting stage, bursting into cheers from time to time.  The entire venue exuded a strong philosophical atmosphere

    "Cracking crackling" Jiang Yucheng only listened to a burst of slap in his ears -it sounded a little familiar.

    Jiang Yucheng looked up and found that around the entire arena, excited dwarf spectators, each holding a black rubber-like board in their hands, were slapping each other's backs and buttocks like drums.  Make a crisp crackling sound

    "Ah¡áah¡áah¡áah¡áah" among these dwarves, many of them would make philosophical calls from time to time, "thank you¡ásir!" Some dwarves would make such calls.

    "I'll choke you, right?" Jiang Yucheng subconsciously covered his butt, "Brother Quasimo, these are"

    "Ah, these are the butt drums that enliven the atmosphere in the arena." Quasimodo explained, "During the competition, in order to vent everyone's excitement, the organizers of the event will provide everyone with these soft boards.  A slap on the butt for everyone to enhance the excitement of the game - you can think of this as a round of applause from you humans."

    "Oh," Jiang Yucheng suddenly felt a special sense of pleasure, "Speaking of which, it seems that if you accept this setting, it will actually be quite interesting."

    At this moment, on the fighting platform, the battle between two tall dwarves has entered a fierce stage¡ª¡ª

    One of the dwarves is extremely tall - he is a dwarf, and even among humans, he cannot be called a short man.  This dwarf only wore a pair of square shorts. The muscles all over his body were extremely obvious. His thick arms were even thicker than Jiang Yucheng's thighs.

    Although the other dwarf opposite him is shorter than him, his height of 170cm can be regarded as "the tallest among dwarves".  Different from the tall dwarf in front, this dwarf is obviously at a disadvantage in fighting skills - the most obvious aspect is that this dwarf only wears a pair of thin briefs - Jiang Yucheng seems to be able to see the ¡áÉñľ¡á inside.

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