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- ps: High philosophical reaction to this chapter
Under the leadership of Black Cat, Jiang Yucheng passed through a secret underground passage and came to the Miracle Compound, the underground "demon race" settlement hidden by Cassandra.
"The Courtyard of Miracles this name sounds so familiar" Hearing the name, Jiang Yucheng subconsciously thought, "It seems that the place where the beggars gathered in "Notre Dame de Paris" also has this name ¡¤By the way, Ares, your moral integrity has fallen off again"
"Hey, wait a minute" Jiang Yucheng, the god of complaints, didn't even let himself go this time - "Ares still has some moral integrity - if the name of this place is changed to New Nippori, then That¡¯s really cruel¡±
"Hey, isn't this Xiao Liuli"
Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived - not long after they came in, there was a dwarf with only his right arm, waving to the black cat.
"Ha, what a coincidence, Uncle Quasimodo, I was just looking for you" The black cat said hello to the dwarf uncle very happily.
¡°Pfft!!!!!!!!!¡±
Jiang Yucheng, who had just taken out his military kettle and took a sip of water, squirted out all the water at once, "Cough cough cough His name is cough cough! What's his name"
"Quasimodo Hill" the black cat replied with some confusion, "What's wrong? Is there any problem?"
"Umit's nothing, nothing" Jiang Yucheng waved his hand, "Okayfirst the Miracle Courtyard, then Quasimodo, then next"
"Hi, Xiao Liuli!" Following the dwarf Quasimodo was a woman with dark gray skin and long ears. "How is business today? How is Xiao Zhuxi's health now?"
From the appearance, this woman should be a night elf, a branch of the elves. Compared to ordinary elves, night elves are obviously much more adaptable to dark environments.
"Ah, hello, Aunt Esmeralda Ouch! It hurts, it hurts"
I saw this night elf woman rushing in front of the black cat in the blink of an eye, stretching out her slender hands, and pulling the black cat's white and tender face
"Xiao Liuliwhat did you call me" The night elf asked in a sinister voice with a darkened smile on his face.
"AaiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaSistersir" The black cat who was pinched and hurt quickly replied in the "correct" way
"That's right" Esmeralda said with satisfaction, "Even if you, Uncle Quasimodo, are a little older, your sister, I will always be 17 years old! How can you call me aunt? ?¡±
"Uh" Jiang Yucheng has completely complained
After chatting for a while, the black cat began to talk serious business to Uncle Quasimodo: "Uncle, I got you a customer, this is"
"Human?! Huh, don't do it!" Uncle Quasimodo turned his head and seemed very angry.
"Hey, hey, this big brother I have no grudges against you in the past, and we have no grudges these days. What are you"
Jiang Yucheng couldn't understand why this dwarf was so jealous when he saw him as if he were his enemy.
"Humph, you humans have always been people who don't keep your word!" The dwarf uncle turned his head and said angrily, "Xiao Liuli, why did you bring a human into the Miracle Compound I remember me I should have told you that human beings cannot be trusted at all Whether it is the Empire or Emera, they are all the same - the world is as black as a crow!"
Like many similar alien worlds, in this world, dwarves are also experts in mechanical manufacturing - in terms of machinery and industry, dwarves have a huge natural advantage over humans - it is no exaggeration to say that the dwarves are experts in industry and industry. Mechanical elves.
Historically, the First Emperor successfully unified the continent and established the Osa Empire with the help of the advanced weapons and technology of the dwarves. However, after the First Emperor came to power, he turned against others, declared the dwarves to be demons, and wielded a butcher knife against his former allies.
Of course, in comparison, the dwarves are still stronger than the elves and winged humans - at least, in the empire itself, after the initial massacre, the surviving dwarves were only enslaved, while the elves and winged humans were completely killed. - just like the Nazis did to the Jews during World War II.
Decades ago, Emera¡¯s attitude towards the ¡°demon race¡± was the same as that of the Empire. But the first magical industrial revolution allowed dwarves to successfully seize the opportunity of the market economy. Before the fall of Emera, the dwarves were treated relatively equally and maintained a relatively good cooperative relationship with humans.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ???Now, Emera has fallen, and the last hope of the dwarves to stand up has also disappeared. Disappointed, the dwarves turned their anger on Emera and completely severed their ties with humans.
Some dwarves are hiding in the mines, and some are hiding in the forest. Quasimodo belongs to a dwarf tribe hidden in the forest and is stationed in Cassandra. He is responsible for purchasing necessary supplies for the tribe that the dwarves cannot produce themselves.
"Butbut," the cat girl blushed anxiously, "Mr. Jiang Yucheng is differenthe"
Next, Black Cat told him everything that happened from beginning to end.
"Not only did Mr. Jiang Yucheng not blame me He also paid for Xiao Xi's medical treatment He also paid for me to open a cafe of my own He even sent an uncle to help me"
Later, Jiang Yucheng found out that the Black Cat girl was actually an uncle-controlled uncle, which coincided with the uncle Fisher controlled by her daughter - but at that time, Jiang Yucheng did have an illusion: the flag of the Black Cat line had already Stand up
"That's it" Uncle Quasimodo's expression softened, "For Xiao Liuli's sake, tell me, human, what do you want"
¡°Oh, Brother Quasimodo, that¡¯s what you said¡±
Jiang Yucheng¡¯s original plan was to invite Quasimodo back to the town of Santa Elva and ask him to help him transform the arsenal and achieve self-sufficiency in infantry weapons. But now, it is obvious that if he makes this request directly, there is a high probability that Quasimodo will refuse it because of his anger. Therefore, Jiang Yucheng decided to "save the country through curves"¡ª¡ª
First, he opened his own exclusive space and took out a piece of fine magic crystal ore and a piece of top-quality iron ore.
"This is" Seeing these two pieces of fine and valuable ore, Quasimodo's eyes suddenly lit up - like many other worlds, the dwarves in this world are also very interested in three things - Wine, minerals and advanced equipment. Now, the two pieces of ore that Jiang Yucheng took out happened to hit Quasimodo's "g-spot"
"Nice to meet you, Brother Quasimo"
Jiang Yucheng said politely, and at the same time, he took out the second gift from the space backpack - yes, the second gift: equipment.
"Look, this is the Celestial Universal Engineer Shovel produced in my hometown - it can be used like this, this way, and this way" Jiang Yucheng said while using his movements to demonstrate to Quasimodo what he had in his hand. This piece of equipment - the legendary "Celestial Artifact" wjq-308 universal engineer shovel
"Oh! This is really hmm! It's quite a good product." Uncle Quasimodo said pretending to be serious.
"Looking at this posture, there should be something interesting" Jiang Yucheng secretly laughed.
"Ah, yes, there is this."
With that said, Jiang Yucheng took out the second piece of "equipment" (more accurately, a weapon) - a silver-white, domineering Desert Eagle pistol.
"My Godthis craftsmanshipis simply too exquisite!!"
"Hehe we'll win it soon" Jiang Yucheng smiled a little sinisterly, and used the last big weapon - Maotai liquor specially supplied by the Chinese Army.
"I heard that dwarves like wine very much and are very good at drinking. Since you want to make friends, why not have a drink"
As if to block Uncle Quasimodo¡¯s last escape route, Jiang Yucheng opened the bottle cap. Suddenly, the strong aroma of wine took away the soul of Uncle Quasimodo
"Okay! Since you are so sincere, brother, I can't refuse" Quasimodo said with a smile, "Esmeralda, make something delicious today, I want to talk to this little Brother, have a drink!"
"You damn ghost, don't drink too much" Esmeralda scolded her husband.
"Okay, okay, I will definitely listen to my wife and promise not to drink too much!!"
"Um, Esmeraldaonee-sama" the black cat said, "I'll help with the cooking too"
"Well, okay." The night elf "girl" nodded, "Thank you, Xiao Liuli!"
¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ªThe dividing line is here¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª
"Come on, brother Jiang Yucheng" Uncle Quasimodo, who was as blushing as Mr. Guan, raised his wine glass and shouted loudly, "Brother, I give you a toast!! Go for it!!"
In the following exchange, Quasimodo discovered that this black-haired human boy?She always took the initiative to propose a toast to him, and always did it - like most dwarves, Quasimodo always insisted that the quality of wine is like the character of a person. In his eyes, Jiang Yucheng's behavior at the wine table was enough to prove that he was a man he could make friends with.
"Hey, hey, isn't that right? Brother Quasimo, this glass of wine should be offered to you by me, the younger brother, right" Jiang Yucheng, whose face was also red, quickly raised the glass, "Brother, I'm toasting you. It's really shameful." I'm the younger brother" Although he said a lot of words, Jiang Yucheng was also unambiguous when it came to the actual toast.
The reason why Jiang Yucheng acted so proactively was not just to establish a high profile - the more important reason was that Jiang Yucheng really regarded Quasimodo as a close friend at this moment. The reason is simple - in the previous chat, Jiang Yucheng discovered that he and Quasimodo had countless common languages:
Both of them were once soldiers, and both had fought on the battlefield as ordinary soldiers (Quasimodo lost his left arm while fighting the Empire). Quasimodo's straightforward and forthright character reminded him of those comrades he had drank with and fought with
"By the way, big brother" Jiang Yucheng suddenly made a suggestion, "Let me teach you to sing the military song of my Chinese army"
"Hey, that's good!!" Quasimodo clapped his hands in agreement, "Your army is so powerful, so the military songs must also be very powerful and majestic"
"Of course" Jiang Yucheng waved his hand somewhat proudly, "Our Chinese Army is the most - burp - the most powerful army in the world the military songs are also the naughtiest"
"Comebrother, please sing with meAhTuan-jie means -strength-quantity-, Tuan-jie means -strength-quantity"
Half an hour later, Aria, Isabella, Onion Lady¡¯s adjutant, Black Cat and Esmeralda, who came to take Jiang Yucheng back, saw this scene¡ª¡ª
I saw Jiang Yucheng and Quasimodo, two old men holding each other's shoulders, staggering around aimlessly in the Miracle Compound - both of them squinted their eyes and blushed like tomatoes. Everyone is holding a bottle of Moutai in their hands
¡°Arise¡ªcome¡ªhungry and cold slave¡ª¡± Quasimodo sang, stretching his neck.
"Get up!!!! All the people who are suffering all over the world¡ª¡ª" Jiang Yucheng sang with a volume not inferior to Quasimodo's.
"The blood in my heart is already boiling. I have to fight for that philosophy!!!!" the two sang in chorus. However, the lyrics seemed to be mixed in. Something strange
"Hey, Yucheng" Aria was a little surprised, "What are you"
"Oh ho ho ho" The eldest lady took out a fan from nowhere, covered her mouth, and laughed evilly, "Xiao Ya, you are moving too slowly - your knight is so lonely that he relies on men. Come to vent"
"Yes, Your Highness Princess" Adjutant Onion Lady said cooperatively, "Didn't you see that even philosophy came out"
"Hey!?" Aria suddenly panicked, "Yucheng, youhave you really awakenedthat aspect of yourinterest?"
"Just hiccup you're just kidding" Drunk Jiang Yucheng waved his hands carelessly, "You are the gay Your whole family is hiccup faggot" ¡¤¡±
"Little girl, you don't understand this" Uncle Quasimodo, who was also drunk, giggled, looked at Aria and said, "This is a hiccup between men" romantic¡¤¡¤¡¤"
"Men'sromance?" Aria still seemed to understand.
"Now, now" Black Cat tugged on Esmeralda's clothes, "Esmeralda Sister, is it really okay for Uncle Quasimodo to drink so much?" "
"Then what else can I do" Esmeralda smiled softly, "After being married to him for so many years, this is the first time I have seen him drinking so happily In this case, let him Go ahead"
PS2: Sanjiang was rejected, but the collection was actually returned I'm not happy In addition, I will start fighting the Colonial Corps tomorrow - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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