The two legs of the chair were hanging in the air, swaying. Neil held his head in his hands, put his legs on the table, looked at the ceiling with a pen in his mouth, and didn't know what he was thinking.
"What is Teacher Neil thinking about, so absorbed?"
Faye put down the book and looked at Neil, who looked particularly relaxed, with a smile as bright as ever.
"It's nothing, I'm just thinking about when I can retire"
Neil put his feet down, stretched his stiff waist, and said words that made his stomach hurt.
"Ahaha, as expected of you, you have thought so long-term" Faye was also used to Neil's off-key words. He turned around and scanned the office, "Isn't the new teacher Aoki back yet?"
"Well, I'm probably still fighting to the death in the world of naughty children"
"Please don't talk about those kids like real bears."
"Don't worry, even the bear is as cute as the bully bear."
"How can a guy with a sense of darkness be so cute? Even Bearmon is better than this!"
"That's right. In comparison, sometimes adults are more like evil-minded bear cubs."
Faye was stunned and asked strangely, "Teacher Neil, why are you so emotional all of a sudden? Did something just happen?"
Neil turned his head and smiled at Faye, "You think too much."
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The clear pupils were like mirrors, and Faye could clearly see his slightly stunned expression. Neil's smile was very indifferent, but there was no smile in his eyes. They were far away, and he didn't know where he was looking.
Neil didn¡¯t pay attention to Faye¡¯s expression. He stood up and walked to an empty seat in the office. He looked at the books on the table, picked them up and leafed through them a little.
"There are many things in this position"
Neil said while leaning on the table, and a female teacher next to the seat, Hoin Kyoko, who was also affiliated with the elementary school, raised her head when she heard the sound, and also looked at the desk, "It used to be Teacher Nakamura's seat, but now it should be reserved for Teacher Aoki, please use it.¡±
"Hey, are these books reserved for Teacher Aoki?"
Neil raised the book in his hand and looked at Kyoko Hoin.
"Well, the new books haven't been delivered yet, so I have to let Mr. Aoki use them for now."
Neil put the books back, and then saw the old books in the slightly opened drawer. He noticed that the corner of one of the books was a little protruding. He picked it up and opened it, but a beautiful little note fell out.
Go to hell.
There are two simple words written on the note.
Neil's brows jumped. He picked up the note from the ground and flipped the pages again. He saw that it was filled with all kinds of malicious words written in black ink. He put the note back into the book and closed it. After placing the book in a more conspicuous place, a meaningful smile appeared on his face.
There was a click at the door. Neil looked back and saw Daisuke Aoki dragging his exhausted body in.
"I thought I would see the news today that a new teacher from the elementary school died in the wilderness, but I didn't expect you to come back."
"What on earth do you imagine where I teach!? They are just a little too naughty and lively. Is it necessary to be so miserable!"
Faced with Neil¡¯s ridicule, Daisuke Aoki responded unceremoniously.
Neil did not continue teasing him. He smiled proudly and walked away to make room. Daisuke Aoki walked back to his seat and lay down directly.
"Hey, anyway, just keep working hard. The teachers here are very good. If you don't understand, just ask them, such as Teacher Bobo sitting next to you."
"Who do you call Teacher Bobo!!!"
Baoyuan Kyoko clasped the table and stood up, her face was reddish, and her majestic twin peaks also shook.
"That's it, Bobo"
Poor virgin Aoki actually blushed, glanced secretly at Mount Everest of Hoin Kyoko, and nodded with deep understanding.
"Teacher Aoki!!!"
"No, I'm sorry, BoTeacher Baoin!"
"The relationship is so good, I'll leave first"
Seeing the almost murderous look in Houan Kyoko¡¯s eyes, Neil covered his mouth and smiled in a low voice, quickly rubbed oil on his soles and walked out of the office.
"By the way, Mr. Aoki, your textbook hasn't arrived yet, so let's use the previous teacher's book for now."
Before leaving, Neil turned around and reminded Daisuke Aoki, Daisuke Aoki nodded while looking at the book on the table, picked it up and read it, and the next second, his expression changed instantly.
Looking at Daisuke Aoki¡¯s side face that gradually became heavy, Neil chuckled silently and walked out of the office.
"After school, you should pack up your things and go home. Lately, the evenings have not been very peaceful, and there have been reports on TV, so just stay at home if you have nothing to do, and be prepared to sacrifice yourself if something happens."
At the end of the day¡¯s class, Neil tidied up his books and said feebly to his students.
"Yes~~"
¡°Perhaps they were infected by Neil¡¯s style, but now the response from Class A in the fourth year is just like that of their class teacher, they are willing to die or even live, and they even completely ignore the things in his words that are worth complaining about.
Neil looked helplessly at the students who seemed not to have listened to his words at all, and patted the podium with his hand, "Hey, hey, I'm serious, you guys don't wander around at night, I I don¡¯t want to see the news on TV or newspapers about your unfortunate soul returning to heaven, especially an unlucky child.¡±
"This is targeting you!!"
Touma expressed his dissatisfaction. He was obviously a certain unlucky child or something, and even the eyes of the class suddenly focused on him.
But what Neil said is also correct. Touma was also one of the victims of an incident at night. Although he saw something very extraordinary, if he was going to be stabbed every time, he had better think about it. If you do it again, forget it.
¡°It¡¯s not always possible to save Mr. Kamijou¡¯s life.
"In short, if girls go to the hotel, they should come out the next morning. Boys will go home and automatically generate electricity after cleaning up. Please disappear quickly and don't come out at night."
Neil put the book under his arm, picked his nose, and walked out without even looking at them.
"This is sexual harassment, you are so stupid!!"
Alyssa flew into the air with a flying kick. Neil stopped, took a few steps back, and naturally dodged Alyssa's sure kill. Then he bowed forward at 90 degrees, just in time to avoid the sudden attack on his back. dictionary, and then gracefully turned around in the air, avoiding countless rulers, knives, books, pencils, wooden knives
There is also a laser version of Starburst.
With his heels firmly on the ground, Neil looked at the countless murder weapons on the ground and on the wall, as well as a smoking hole one centimeter in diameter in the wall, and couldn't help but wipe off a cold sweat.
"I'll come back to check later. If you haven't left yet, just wait until I take care of you!"
Without caring about the students' reactions, Neil pulled the door open, picked up his feet and rushed out at a speed of two hundred yards.
Immediately afterwards, there was a faint sound of rioting behind them.
"Phew, those brats are getting more and more fierce"
After running for who knows how many laps, Neil was finally able to stop and take a breath, and then half of his head popped up around the corner and looked around furtively. When he saw that everything was safe, he breathed a sigh of relief and stood up, and then immediately put on a cynical look. expression.
"Today's students are becoming more and more outrageous. They are filled with all kinds of hedonism for personal desires. They only know how to resist teachers and make revolutions all day long. Ask the sky, where is the virtue of respecting teachers and respecting morality that has been passed down for thousands of years!? Ask Earth, where is the hope for this country!? At this moment, as a great soul engineer, we must carry out the efforts of the three representatives, eight honors and eight shames to the end, to achieve the great rejuvenation of the human world, and we must put the red flag in every corner!!"
Just when Neil was about to go online for his little thing, a petite silhouette jumped into his eyes. Neil took a closer look and was filled with enthusiasm. Now is the time for him to work hard for the future of mankind.
"That loli over there, stop! You're actually going back instead of going to the school gate. Didn't you hear the teacher's warning? I'm so disappointed. I'm so careless about my job and don't know how to keep myself clean." , no sense of responsibility, no sense of family, I dare to ask where your future is!!"
Loli was obviously frightened by someone. She stared blankly at Neil, who was full of righteousness and dedicated himself to the revolution anytime and anywhere. The turbulent emotions in her eyes were self-evident.
"You're crazy."
""
The human rejuvenation plan was officially declared bankrupt at this moment.
When Neil was lamenting that children cannot be taught because of this black loli, they already regarded him as nothing and continued to stride forward.
"A loli named Jing Hei"?Didn't you hear me? "
The feeling of being ignored made Neil very unhappy. He turned around and ran away from the corner quickly, and then appeared in front of Jing Hei from the other end of the corridor. He put his hands on his hips and panted.
Jinghei looked at the teacher in front of him, his eyes becoming more and more impolite, and this time he clearly thought of him as a real psychopath.
"I said, why don't you go home and wander around here?"
"It's none of your business, virgin!"
Even when facing Neil, who was famous in the elementary school, Jinghei still replied without any courtesy. She glared at Neil coldly, then shook her hair and left in a cool and noble manner.
"Ah, I'm sorry that I'm a virgin, but you're not a virgin yourself."
Neil plucked his ears with a look of disdain on his face.
Jinghei¡¯s eyes widened, and he was speechless for a moment. Neil was amazed to see that a chest that was even flatter than the horizon could be bullied to a large extent.
This girl¡¯s lung capacity is really good.
"How dare you say such things in front of students?"
Mirror Black seems a little unbelievable. It seems that she doesn¡¯t know Neil very well. In terms of lawlessness, he has more problems than a problem child.
"Ahaha, what am I afraid of! I think back then I was a ruthless person who punched Nanshan Nursing Home, kicked Beihai Kindergarten, and used a kitchen knife to chop wires with sparks and lightning all the way!!"
Looking at Neil¡¯s proud posture with his nostrils turned upward, Jinghei was speechless for a while.
Not long after walking, Jinghei stopped in front of her classroom, opened the door, and the scene inside made her forget her words for a moment.
Neil, who was behind her, also looked inside, his mouth wide open and stunned.
There, a loli was leaning on the table, her panties had been taken off to her knees, and in front of her was an adult young man.
In this case, no matter how you look at it, it¡¯s that kind of thing, right?
Neil took out his cell phone and immediately dialed a number. He said in a heavy voice to the other end of the phone, "Hey, is this the police station?"
"Wait, wait, Teacher Neil! It's not what you think!!!!"
Daisuke Aoki immediately rushed over to stop Neil. He was about to cry without tears. Sure enough, people would misunderstand him no matter how he looked at this time. On the side, Rin Kunou had a proud smile on his face and methodically took off his panties. Pull back.
¡°Mr. Police, there is a nympho here, it¡¯s so scary.¡±
Suddenly, there was the sound of stones breaking in the classroom.
Eh? Hey, hey, hey! ? what's the situation! ?
"Teacher Neil, do you know how to look at the situation?"
Kunuzong Rin snatched Neil¡¯s cell phone and glared at Neil who looked stunned.
"Well, my visual acuity is 5.4 in both eyes."
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Kunou Rin rubbed her temples with a headache. It seemed that she had underestimated the head teacher of another class. In terms of his ability to destroy the atmosphere, he was probably unmatched by anyone.
"Well, actually I don't think Mr. Aoki is interested in you. After all, you are still a primary school student"
When Daisuke Aoki heard this, he was so moved that he almost wanted to worship Neil. His eyes immediately filled with gratitude when he looked at Neil.
You are indeed my savior, Teacher Neil.
"According to my observation, Mr. Aoki likes ladies who are plump and curvy, such as Mr. Jingna and Mr. Hoin. Well, they are all very big. In the office, they peek at them at a frequency of three times per second. How about them¡¡"
"Although I'm very grateful to you for coming to the rescue, can you please stop calling me a moron!!!"
I take it back, this guy is not a savior, he is more like a disaster star.
"So," Neil patted Kunou Rin's shoulder with a teasing smile on his lips, "You guys at the airport never expect to take Mr. Aoki's virginity in your entire life."
¡°Can you omit some words!!!¡±
Daisuke Aoki felt that it would be better for him to commit suicide to prove his ambition.
"Teacher Neil, you"
And when Kunou Rin was about to say something, the young man in front of him suddenly turned pale and bent down while covering his crotch with his hands.
"Mymy ballswent to the right"
Jinghei snorted coldly, retracted his vaginal leg, took Jiuzong Rin's hand and ran out of the door.
"Let's go, Xiao Lin, ignore these two idiots, they don't know anything."
??Kuzhong Rin let Jinghei pull her??, and finally took a pitiful look at Neil who fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.
Daisuke Aoki walked over silently and patted Neil's back sympathetically.
"Just bear with it, it will be fine later, just treat it as being caught in the door."
"Look for a door that can cover a place like this"
Neil was squirming on the ground. He climbed onto the table next to Daisuke Aoki with great difficulty. He almost opened his mouth and asked, "Tell me, what happened just now?"
Seeing Neil mentioning business, Daisuke Aoki's face darkened, then he sighed and took out a note from his trouser pocket.
"You know, this piece of paper was written by Kunou to Mr. Nakamura, and those textbooks are full of these things. She told me that she was just doing the same thing as Mr. Nakamura. Mr. Nakamura, who once I have hurt Usa with my words.¡±
Daisuke Aoki sighed again, then glanced at Neil from the corner of his eyes, only to find that his expression was as usual, and he couldn't help but feel a little confused.
"Teacher Neil, did you know this beforehand?"
Thinking of some of Neil¡¯s previous reminders to him, Daisuke Aoki suddenly had an idea.
This person deliberately let him know all this.
"Don't look at me like that. I just hang out with the little guys and hear some things from them that the teacher cannot possibly know."
Seeing the look in Aoki¡¯s eyes, Neil naturally knew what he was thinking.
Daisuke Aoki still looked at him distrustfully for a while, but finally put the matter behind him.
Now, there is one more noteworthy matter to deal with.
"Oh, I don't even understand that child. She would do what she just did to threaten me just because she wanted to protect her friends. However, isn't it too much to force Teacher Nakamura to get sick just because of this? "
"Is it too much?" Neil raised his head and stared at the ceiling in the classroom, "Actually, I personally don't know much about it, and it's a matter for another class, so it's not easy to get involved. How much does Mr. Nakamura go too far? In the eyes of adults and children, the weight is different, maybe because adults are more rational, but if you try to stand in the perspective of Jiuzhong, you should have some understanding I don't think I am a good teacher, but I am good with I can also tell the difference between bad and bad. For children, the so-called good is actually very simple. As long as you treat them sincerely, they will naturally respond to your sincerity"
Neil lowered his head and looked at Daisuke Aoki next to him. Seeing his thoughtful look, Neil couldn't help but smile and flicked his forehead with his finger.
"Now, you should know what to do and what kind of teacher to be."
Daisuke Aoki helplessly rubbed his red forehead, looked helplessly at Neil with a playful smile, and couldn't help but shake his head.
¡°You¡¯ve already mentioned this, how can I not know?¡±
Immediately, Daisuke Aoki put on a confident smile, put his hands on his hips and looked out the window at the sun that was starting to set.
"Yoshi, let's go see Usami Mei tomorrow!"
"Ah, young people are really passionate"
Neil¡¯s eyes narrowed, like an old man lamenting life.
"Teacher Neil"
"Um?"
"Next time you talk to me about these serious things, can you please stop doing something that disturbs the atmosphere, such as covering your lower body now"
"What can I do! Because of you, my center of gravity is unstable and my left and right are unbalanced!! Oh, no, I really can't put it back on the right side"