"Incredible? I said Mr. Salvo, is there anything more incredible than that we have no forward available?"
The assistant coach Ruiz on the side threw his hands at the team doctor angrily and yelled helplessly. Also, it¡¯s incredible that the team doctor is still shouting happily when the team is in such a bad situation. Well, that's right, such a team doctor who doesn't care about the current situation of the team can still survive in Real Madrid. This really makes assistant coach Ruiz incredible.
"Noit's notthat's what you want. Noit's notIohyou can see for yourselves." The team doctor is not a professional athlete, and his physical condition is not The player was so good, he ran all the way here and immediately became out of breath.
"What are you scooping up for me?"
After taking the piece of tissue paper from the team doctor's hand, Ruiz still said angrily. The team's head coach Schuster is even more amazing. He has never looked at the team doctor since he came here. It was as if the team doctor was specifically bringing him bad news. For example, Xu Feng's current physical condition is very poor and he will definitely not be able to play in the midweek game. He must also seriously consider the weekend league. If this were the case, Schuster would definitely rush over and strangle the team doctor to death before committing suicide himself. Because Schuster knows very well what it means to be eliminated from the Champions League for a wealthy team like Real Madrid that has the whole world under its ambitions.
"impossible!!"
Suddenly, the assistant coach yelled after looking at the tissue paper scooped out by the team doctor. Suddenly Schuster felt as if a firecracker had just exploded in his ears. There were roars, and Schuster felt that he was wrong as if the sky was spinning.
"What are you doing, Manuel, my old man? Are you also infected by the team doctor?" Schuster shouted dissatisfied. Then he yelled at the puzzled players: "What are you looking at? If there is anything interesting to see, everyone will be fined 5 laps. Now start running."
"Oh, why are you so unlucky!" The players immediately complained, but they did not dare to go against the head coach's decision and immediately started running slowly.
"Berndlookhahasurprisethis is definitely the best surprise I have seen recently."
Assistant coach Ruiz kept sending the piece of tissue paper to Schuster's arms with a smile on his face, as if he was afraid that Schuster wouldn't look.
"What happened today? First, the team doctor was acting weird. Then Ruiz was acting weird too. It's strange."
Schuster thought in confusion. But after he read the entire contents of the tissue paper, he immediately twitched the corner of his mouth and laughed heartily.
"Haha God is really helping me I, Schuster, should not die!!" Of course, if Schuster loved Chinese culture deeply, he would definitely say such a thing. It's a pity that Schuster is not. Therefore, Schuster will definitely not be able to say the above words.
But the general meaning of Schuster¡¯s words is similar to the above words. In short, it expresses that Schuster is very happy and excited now.
"Hey. Captain, what do you think happened to the coaches today? Why are they all giggling next to each other? Is it because Feng is back? But they can't be so happy."
Sneijder caught up with captain Raul who was running in front and asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Thiswell" Raul thought for a long time and couldn't think of a reason. But in front of his little brother. As a captain, I can't give any reasons, it's too much of a loss.
"Hmm this you ask me, I ask who to go. Get out, get out, get out get back to the team and continue running. In case the head coach sees you not running seriously. I'll see you later. You feel better. You know, Mr. Schuster's temper has not been very good recently." Raul said deliberately to scare Sneijder.
"Don't say it. Although he has been playing football for many years, in general, Sneijder is still a young man in his early 20s. When Raul was so frightened, he immediately shrank his neck, stuck out his tongue and returned to the team to run obediently.
In the head coach¡¯s office at the Real Madrid training ground, all coaches from Real Madrid who were able to be present and qualified to enter were present. At this moment, all the coaches, except for the head coach Schuster, the assistant coach Ruiz and the team's chief physician, all the other coaches were facing away, gathered around a piece of tissue paper and looking at it non-stop. , and while looking at it, he kept praising, "Incredibleit's really incredible."
Xu Feng is so sweaty, why do all the coaches like to say this today? Ever since I came to the office and stood there,Xu Feng has heard no less than 50 words of "incredible" in his ears.
"Can you change the words? If you don't mind, I'm almost tired of hearing it." Xu Feng thought helplessly in his heart.
But immediately Xu Feng no longer had such thoughts in his mind, because he found that after looking at the tissue paper, all the coaches looked at him with very strange eyes. It was as if I was thinking about a stunning woman without any clothes on, and the coaches were like prostitutes, looking at me up and down and wanting to do something to me.
"Did they call me in just to gang up on me?" Xu Feng, who had no idea what was going on, was startled by the coach's eyes and his own thoughts, and was trembling all over.
¡°Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sirplease do well, don¡¯t look at me like this, okay? People who look at me like this will feel embarrassed." Xu Feng patted his small chest and said with a shy look.
"Pfft!!" Shocked by Xu Feng's expression, Schuster and Ruiz spit out all the coffee they had just drank.
All the coaches present looked at Xu Feng in shock. They never imagined that Xu Feng would talk to them like this. For a moment, I really didn¡¯t know how to answer. Also, this method is mostly carried out among friends, and Xu Feng is obviously not on the same level as them. No wonder they feel embarrassed.
"Okay, everyone has read the report. Now let the forward speak for himself." In the end, the leading head coach Schuster spoke up to resolve the awkward atmosphere at the scene.
"Say? What do I have to say?" Xu Feng was a little confused.
"Feng, as far as I know, after a player catches a cold or has a fever, his body will go through a period of weakness, and this period of weakness requires a good regimen before he can fully recover." Team doctor Xiang Xu Feng Explaining the doubts in his mind, he said, "But from my physical examination report on you, I see that your physical condition is very good, and you don't look like someone who has just recovered from the illness. But I have personally identified your cold, and it is definitely That¡¯s right. So, I want to ask if you still insist on exercising during your illness and treatment?¡±
After what the team doctor said, Xu Feng finally understood why so many coaches looked at him like that. It took a long time, all because of Xu Feng's physical examination report.
"No wonder the team doctor rushed out screaming as soon as the physical examination report came out. So that's what happened. But it's terrible, how should I explain it to them. It's obviously unrealistic to say that I continued to exercise even when I was sick. I How can we exercise if they all say that. Well" Xu Feng thought hard in his heart, and suddenly, Xu Feng thought of a good way.
"Gentlemen, I would like to ask if you have ever heard of Chinese traditional medicine?" Xu Feng asked tentatively.
"II've heardI've heard it." At this time, a coach raised his hand and replied, "There seems to be a Chinese medicine doctor named Hua Tuo in China. He never uses anesthetics when giving instructions to others, and he also treats them while , and even helped the patients play chess. Well, it¡¯s amazing.¡±
"Laurent, how did you know?" the coach next to the coach who raised his hand asked.
"Well, I have been studying ancient Chinese books recently, and that book seems to be called Stories That Three Countries Have to Tell." Laurent replied after a moment of thought.
Suddenly Xu Feng mixed garlic at his feet and almost fainted on the ground, "I'm going to choke, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is just the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, there are no stories that the three countries have to tell. But since some of you have heard of traditional Chinese medicine, then don't I blame you for deceiving you.¡±
After that, Xu Feng began to talk eloquently, and in short, he went in the direction of saying that a dead person would not pay for his life. He said it to Schuster, the other coaches and team doctors, who nodded in wonder before he gave up.
"It turns out that Chinese medicine is so miraculous. It seems that I am really ignorant." Real Madrid's chief team doctor Salvo said with a heavy head, lowering his head. Salvo has always been highly praised for Western medicine. But the problem that Western medicine couldn't solve was actually solved by Chinese medicine, which really made him afraid to accept it.
Later, in order to pursue the questions in his mind, Salvo also resigned from the position of Real Madrid team doctor and went to China to find a master of traditional Chinese medicine to learn traditional Chinese medicine. Of course, this is all a story later.
But that¡¯s not what head coach Schuster was thinking about. He was thinking more about how to make good use of Xu Feng¡¯s trump card. As long as Xu uses it well, he will have the confidence to play against Roma at home in the second leg of the Champions League quarter-finals in the middle of the week, and then lead the team to the Champions League quarter-finals. And with the existence of Xu Feng, a goal-scoring machine, Schuster is not without confidence in scooping the tenth Champions League trophy in the club's history.
"Hehe By that time, I, Bernd Schuster, will be able to become one of the top head coaches in Europe. Haha"
Thinking of this, Schuster couldn't help but laugh heartily.
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