Chapter 184 Li Qiang is riding a tiger and is unable to dismount
? Initial recovery from acute illness, recovery and renewal.
¡° Deep in everyone¡¯s heart there is a secret that cannot be told, and there is also a little devil.
Since Li Qiang obtained the wall-traveling technique, he has more and more secrets that cannot be told. He has been a wall-traveling thief, killed drug gangs, and used the wall-traveling technique to do many incredible things. If these secrets are leaked out, , either of which will have unbearable consequences.
Behind secrets there is often pressure, and little devils will grow and grow accordingly.
Fortunately, Li Qiang is kind-hearted and has strong self-control, so his little devil did not prompt him to do anything outrageous, but only added a little hobby that was not humane to outsiders.
Occasionally, he would quietly place an undetectable pinhole camera around or inside his body, and record the romantic scenes between himself and the girl, and keep them as souvenirs
At the beginning, Li Qiang's motivation was very simple. He just wanted to review his performance to improve himself and do better next time. However, later due to various reasons such as appreciation and narcissism, the plan to delete it was shelved. , on the contrary, the "collection" is increasing, and shooting becomes more convenient!
This is indeed not a good hobby, but it does not hurt anyone, so Li Qiang does not have much psychological burden.
But today, he suddenly took a naked shot of An Ruosu, which made him immediately alert. If this continues, he will really become a collector of quirks!
It can¡¯t continue like this!
Li Qiang suddenly slapped his thigh and made up his mind decisively. He ejected the flash card from the card reader. When he flipped his wrist, a pair of sharp electrician's scissors appeared in his palm.
¡°Pah, pah, pah!¡±
After a few crisp sounds, the large-capacity flash memory card turned into a small pile of plastic residue, which even gods could not repair.
Li Qiang let out a long sigh of relief and fiddled with the handful of plastic scraps on the table casually.
Suddenly, he felt regretful again. Although these things came from "irregular origins" and were not approved by Wang Yufei and Zheng Qiuyang, they may not win their approval in the future. However, if these things are gone, they are gone and cannot be recovered!
But since there was no cure for regret, he could only sigh and helplessly shake his head at the shattered flash memory card.
"Ding dong."
At just this moment, the doorbell rang. Li Qiang was slightly surprised. He wiped it on the table and the broken cards were sucked into his palm, gathered into a small ball, and stored in a corner of his body.
When he walked to the door, he suddenly had an idea and silently pressed his hand on the door. The supernatural power easily turned the door into nothingness, and then his eyes seemed to have passed through a layer of turbid colored glass. , saw the hazy image outside the door.
Outside the door is a slender woman wearing beige sportswear. She is very tall, about 1.72 meters tall. Although her appearance is blurry, who else could it be besides An Ruosu? !
Why is she here? ! Li Qiang's head suddenly felt as big as a bucket, but because he had just cut the card into pieces, he no longer felt guilty as a thief, and the burden on his heart was still much lighter.
No matter what, I dare not leave this door open. An Ruosu is the future sister-in-law. Not only can she not be offended, she also has nowhere to hide!
Li Qiang had no choice but to withdraw his powers and pretend to be calm. After opening the door, he pretended to be surprised, looked at the corridors around An Ruosu, and then politely invited her in.
When standing at the door, An Ruosu had a calm expression, as if nothing had happened. In fact, this was entirely her professional acting skills, and her true mood was definitely not much calmer than that of Li Qiang.
After the two sat down separately, they suddenly fell into an awkward silence. No one knew how to speak first or what to say.
After a while, An Ruosu broke the silence pretending to be calm: "Why haven't you rested yet?"
"Oh, haha." Li Qiang laughed, scratched his head and said, "Go online and read the news."
An Ruosu looked at the computer that was running on the table. There was only a stage photo taken during Li Qiang's performance as the tablecloth. The taskbar was empty. Where was the browser?
But now was not the time to be curious about these things. She looked away, remembering the purpose of her coming here, and suddenly blushed.
Li Qiang immediately noticed the strangeness in her expression, and couldn't help but feel curious and nervous at the same time. What on earth was "cousin" going to do?
An Ruosu hesitated for a moment, then finally plucked up the courage and whispered shyly: "Have you forgotten our agreement?"
? "Eh?"
Li Qiang was stunned for a moment, and a classic melody he had just sung during last night's performance rang in his ears: "The sky was full of stars that night, a promise made in parallel time and space, I will hold you tightly when we meet again"
He quickly shook his head hard to get this ridiculous association out of his mind, shook his head at An Ruosu with a wry smile and said, "Why don't I remember what agreement we had?"
An Ruosu's anger suddenly rose: "Did you really forget, or are you just pretending to be stupid with me?"
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, she regretted it. The attitude she showed was very wrong. She must be courteous before asking for help. Why did she act like a young lady?
Her attitude immediately changed 180 degrees, as if she had never said that sentence before. She smiled sarcastically, and then said softly: "Have you forgotten, you promised me that you would teach me I studied magic."
"Huh? Oh!"
Li Qiang suddenly realized that An Ruosu was beating around the bush and was actually mentioning the matter of apprenticeship. At that time, he used the excuse that her physical condition was one-of-a-kind. He thought that she had given up on the physical examination items, but she didn't. Thinking that she still hadn't given up, she brought it up again.
"This matter" Li Qiang looked embarrassed, rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Miss An, haven't we already communicated? There is only a one in ten thousand chance that you can learn my Kung Fu, and before that , I also need to conduct a comprehensive and detailed physical examination, which is very inconvenient for you and me. Haven¡¯t we given up on this matter?¡±
"Give up?" An Ruosu blinked her big eyes and categorically denied: "I never said give up. Besides, you promised to give me a physical examination, and now I'm here!"
Li Qiang didn¡¯t know whether to laugh or cry: ¡°That was in the summer, almost half a year has passed.¡±
"You never said there was a time limit." An Ruosu said confidently.
The biggest advantage of beautiful women is that they can mess around with men, but the other party often has nothing to do with them. An Ruosu usually disdains to use this trick, but at this juncture, she used it just right.
Li Qiang scratched his head in embarrassment, and suddenly understood what An Ruosu was thinking - since the body has been seen, let's just take a physical examination. If he "wins the lottery", he will be a heroine in the future, and it is worth a gamble. !
¡°It¡¯s true, when people are sitting at home, trouble comes to their door.
Li Qiang had a headache, but he also knew that he was now in a difficult situation. An Ruosu was definitely not an ordinary woman who could be easily dealt with. Moreover, she was Xie Jing's cousin. Because of this relationship, he could not afford to offend her. It seemed that this Physical examination is a must!
Now that things have happened, Li Qiang feels strong regret for the lies he told himself in the first place. If he had known this, why would he have lied to her about choosing one in a million, about taking off his clothes for a full body examination, and touching her bones for a physical examination? Just ask her to do a blood test, check her pulse, and then insist that she has no talent. Even if she doesn't believe it, there will be a way to make her believe it sooner or later. How can she be as passive as she is now? !
"Okay, let's start right away." Li Qiang took a deep breath, and this time he simply told a complete lie, pretending to be serious and said: "But I want to say something ugly first, if you are really one of the ten thousand people That one, then from today on, we will have a master-disciple relationship. The great ceremony of three kneels and nine kowtows is a rule passed down from ancient times to the present. No one can avoid it. If you don't do it, I will force you to do it. Completed. And before I leave the army, my words are the imperial edict. If you don¡¯t listen, don¡¯t blame me for accepting your efforts.¡±
An Ruosu was stunned for a long time, and then nodded nervously. Although she was a professional actor with a professional background, Li Qiang's acting skills were also actor-level, and he really fooled her!
Thinking that she might really have to kneel down to Li Qiang three times and kowtow nine times, she still had an incredible feeling. However, when Andy Lau, the king of the world, knelt down to offer a toast to the King of Face Changing, this shows that in the more closed and traditional fields, the old rules become more and more strict. The more, the stricter it becomes. When Zhao Benshan celebrated his birthday, his disciples and grandsons also knelt on the ground. It seemed that after kneeling three times and kowtowing nine times, there was really no escape!
After thinking about it for a while, she started to look forward to it. If she really had this opportunity to kneel and kowtow, wouldn¡¯t she become a Chinese superwoman in the future? Qigong cures blood clots, breaks stones from the body, and climbs buildings with bare hands Compared with these magical abilities, kowtow is just a kowtow!
Li Qiang successfully deceived An Ruosu, and suddenly felt that he had the potential to be a magic stick. He smiled secretly in his heart, but asked seriously on the surface: "Are you ready?"
"Ready." An Ruosu took a deep breath.
"Well, you go to bed." Li Qiang said, picking up the empty space on the table.??I turned on the remote control, raised the room temperature by three degrees, and then walked to the bathroom.
An Ruosu was nervous. Seeing him walking out, she quickly asked subconsciously: "Huh? Why are you going?"
Li Qiang smiled lightly and shrugged: "I'm going to wash my hands."
"Oh" An Ruosu's pretty face suddenly turned red. She avoided Li Qiang's gaze, got up and walked towards the spacious bed.
Li Qiang took two minutes to wash his hands. Because he has been engaged in magic performances for a long time, his nails are carefully trimmed neatly and roundly every day. This work was previously done by Chen Bingbing, and now Chen Qingqing often does it as well.
When he returned to the bedroom, with a whoosh, An Ruosu's body quickly retracted into the quilt. Her sportswear had been neatly folded and placed on the bedside table, with a small pile of black irregular silk fabrics piled on it. , it turned out that she was arranging those things just now, and when she heard Li Qiang's footsteps, she was so frightened that she hid under the quilt, so those things were not arranged neatly.