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- Chapter 3 This is the rhythm of ants fucking elephants
Historically, it was said that Liu Bei's ears were hanging down from his shoulders, and his arms were hanging down to his knees. Now that he has seen it, Zhang Zilong finally knows why. This guy is just an immature orangutan. Look at those hands, what do you mean hanging knees? They are obviously almost reaching the floor, okay? ? It's just that at this time in ancient times, Liu Bei's image was called a strange image, and his future was limitless. []
"Xuande has met my husband." As soon as Liu Bei entered the door, he bowed and saluted. Zhang Zilong felt a spring breeze blowing by. Although Liu Bei had a strange appearance, he really felt like a spring breeze. No wonder he had been running away for most of his life. There are so many macho men following.
Zhang Zilong and Chang'e looked at each other, and they could see the surprise in each other's eyes. This Liu Xuande turned out to be the real dragon emperor, with an imperial purple aura, and a scene of wealth and honor.
¡®Damn Ziwei, what did you do? Where did this guy get the imperial purple energy? ¡¯ Mr. Zhang quickly looked through the clone¡¯s memory, but the more he looked at it, the more strange it became. It was clearly the rhythm of the purple energy, but why did it all come to Liu Bei alone? What about Cao Cao and Sun Quan?
Purple Qi was originally three points, but it was forcibly changed by mortal cultivators. First, Zhang Jiao, the successor of the Jie Sect, led the yellow scarf thieves to cause trouble in the world, destroying the luck of the Han Dynasty for a hundred years, and then came Danding. Zuo Ci and Shushan Yu Ji teamed up to do something that would defy heaven and change their fate. Of course, the purple energy is currently attributed to Liu Bei, but both Cao Cao and Sun Quan were heroes. They took back their own purple energy from Liu Bei, which finally formed the situation of the Three Kingdoms. Zuo Ci and Yu Ji were unwilling to fail. , split up to harm Cao Cao and Sun Quan, and scenes of historical truth flashed in Zhang Zilong's eyes.
It seems that this so-called imperial uncle of the Han Dynasty is the agent of Zuo Ci and others. If he is really allowed to unify China, the outcome will probably be much more miserable than that of the Five Husbands.
"Oh? We are all ordinary people. Why did Uncle Liu pay such a courtesy?" Although the kneeling ceremony was born in the Zhou Dynasty, it truly became the mainstream of society in the Ming Dynasty. Therefore, Liu Bei's bowing ceremony is equivalent to what will be seen in later generations. The emperor and his elders knelt down and worshiped.
Liu Bei chuckled and said, "My husband is a powerful person in this world. I came here because I wanted to invite him to the house to talk to me." After the eighteen princes attacked Dong Zhuo, Liu Bei stationed troops in the plain, which was not far from Xuzhou City.
Zhang Zilong raised his eyebrows, and with a thought, he knew why Liu Bei was here. It turned out that Zuo Ci's troops were relieved, and Yu Jixin, the head of Shushan who was also of the Taiqing lineage, had a feeling. However, he could only calculate that a great power was coming to Xuzhou City. In order to find out the true identity of Zhang Zilong and others, Liu Bei was specially assigned to visit.
In addition, Yu Ji also set up a well-known formation in the Taiqing lineage - the Liangyi Mochen Formation - in the Pingyuan County Government Office. The idea was that if Zhang Zilong and others were enemies, he would use the formation's help to eliminate them.
'Hey? There are stupid people every year, especially this year. Before I went to find you, you came to your door first. Well, who knows that we are good people, so I will go with Liu Bei to see you. ¡¯ Zhang Zilong sneered in his heart, but his face was very gentle: ¡°Since Uncle Liu is here in person, it would be a big mistake if he doesn¡¯t go. How about I take a rest for the night while I return to the plain tomorrow?¡±
Seeing that Zhang Zilong agreed, Liu Bei did everything he could and fulfilled the immortal's will. He felt comfortable and left Zhang Zilong's room with a smile.
Just as Liu Bei left, three women walked out of the back room, none other than Xuannv, Gelan and Nuwa. As for the two girls Zhang Jingwen and Zhang Yuqing, they went crazy without knowing where they were going. This is a place that Zhang Zilong is very happy about. , the two daughters are usually incompatible, but in fact they still have a very close relationship.
"Husband, the intrigues in this mortal world are more complicated than those in the heaven. This time I have really seen it in the lower world." Chang'e sighed faintly when she saw the three sisters came out.
Nuwa looked strange. After all, she created the human race, just like her children. Human beings in ancient times were so innocent and upright. Look at today, they are intrigues and intrigues. They even dare to change their fate and betray their people.
In the Spring and Autumn Period, hundreds of schools of thought contended, and the arguments that human nature is inherently good and human nature are inherently evil, it seems today, are not comprehensive. When the human race was first born, human nature was indeed inherently good, but after hundreds of millions of years of reproduction, various dark sides gradually merged into it. Into the human bone marrow, many vicious people were born.
"Oh, I never expected that the three Xuanmen religions have reached such an extent in the human world. The Human Cult and the Jie Cult are even more abominable. They actually want to lead foreigners to invade our human land. It's really" Nuwa looked at the silence of everyone and smiled bitterly. said.
Actually, the ones who are really heartbroken at this time should be Zhang Zilong, Chang'e and Nuwa. After all, they are inextricably linked to the human race.
"Don't be upset. This time Zuo Ci and others planned it secretly. I and Tongtian must not know about it. Fortunately, I can make up for it by traveling to the lower world." Zhang Zilong pinched Nuwa's face and said, hey-heySmiling.
Nuwa slapped Zhang Zilong's mischievous hand away and looked at him angrily: "The sisters are all here, what are you doing?"
"UmPinching your cheeks is not a random pinch, right? Or where do you want me to pinch you" As he spoke, his eyes glanced at Nuwa's plump breasts. In the end, the four women were so embarrassed and angry that they ravaged someone Zhang. Ichiban.
In the Pingyuan County Government Office, Yu Ji led a group of Shushan disciples to set up a large formation of Liangyi Fenchen. Moreover, there were two gates of life and death. Yu Ji deliberately blocked the gate of life, making it clear that he wanted to force Zhang Zilong and others to a dead end. However, he With this level of cultivation, not to mention Zhang Zilong and Nuwa, even Zhang Zilong's youngest daughter Yu Qingya can blow them away in one breath. In fact, Yu Ji's actions are just like an ant clamoring for anger. The grass is as big as an elephant, it's deplorable.
"Master, the brothers have already set up the formation. Do you think you can also invite the purple and green swords out?" A young man in Taoist robes ran into Yu Ji's room and asked loudly.
Yu Jizheng was wandering outside, watching Liu Bei and others returning to the plain, and opened his eyes after hearing this.
"The purple and green swords are the treasures of Shushan, but they cannot be used at will this time. Well let's do this. You can send orders to Shushan, and the purple and green swords can be on standby at any time. If the opponent is too strong, we will look for an opportunity to retreat. , if the difference is almost the same, it won¡¯t be too late to use the purple and green swords again.¡±
The difference between Yu Ji and Zuo Ci is that he is not so arrogant and always prepares many escape routes. This is also the reason why Zuo Ci killed Cao Cao in history, but Yu Ji failed to kill Sun Quan.
Liu Bei and others returned to the plains in a few days, followed by Zhang Zi's family, including his two daughters.
Zhang Zilong held Yuqing in his arms and walked in front of everyone. As soon as he entered the county government office, he felt a huge spiritual energy gathering here. Yuqing was stunned for a moment, and then shouted to Zhang Jingwen behind Zhang Zilong: "Sister, sister, here The spiritual energy is so strong, it¡¯s almost catching up with our little white¡¯s kennel.¡±
Sweat
Whether it was Zhang Zilong or Yu Ji, who was hiding in the dark, they were sweating profusely. Zhang Zilong was sweating because Yu Qing, a girl, revealed his strength as soon as he showed up. As for Yu Ji, of course, he was just scared.
He didn't think that the ten-year-old Lolita was lying. In fact, Zhang Yuqing didn't lie either. The spiritual energy gathered by the two dust formations was accumulated in Shushan for hundreds of years, and it was combined with the pet puppy she raised. The Bai family is indeed worthy of comparison.
¡®Oh my God, where did these people come from? Our hundreds of years of accumulation in Shushan are actually comparable to their doghouses. This" Yu Ji was stunned for a few minutes, then decisively turned around and said to the disciples who were waiting for him: "Call it off and go home."
A group of Shushan disciples were dumbfounded. After working hard for more than half a month, they finally ran away without even farting?
"MasterMaster" A female disciple hesitated for a moment and said, "Maybe that little girl was bluffing us and left like this. Where is the majesty of Shushan?"
Yu Ji was silent for a moment, and felt that what the female disciple said made sense: "In this case, I won't rush to take action, and wait and see what happens."
Liu Bei welcomed Zhang Zilong and others into the lobby. Not long after, a rough voice came: "Brother, I heard that you brought back a bunch of beauties. We are sworn brothers. We can't enjoy the beauties alone."
As soon as he finished speaking, a big man with a beard and a red-faced man with a long beard walked in. They should be Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, right? Zhang Zilong felt the cold air coming from behind, and he mourned for three minutes in silence for these two tough men.
Liu Bei's face turned red: "Second and third brothers must not be rude. All of us here are husbands, wives, and concubines. How can we be offended?" In fact, he had this intention in mind, but the secret code he had agreed upon was never sent out, and Liu Bei did not dare to Act rashly.
Although Liu Bei explained quickly, how could he hide it from the eyes of Nuwa and the other girls? The four girls snorted coldly. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei spat out a mouthful of blood. They were suddenly horrified. They were all of the world. The fierce general was seriously injured and bleeding after being snorted by these women. What kind of monster was he?
At the same time, Na Yu Ji and others were also disturbed by the voices of Nu Wa and others. The face of the female disciple who just spoke arrogantly turned pale in an instant.
"Hurry up and get out." Yu Ji swept his Taoist robe and wanted to leave in the clouds. Unexpectedly, after a long time of instigation, the magic that he had mastered just couldn't come out.
"If it breaks, all the magic power will be lost, and we have offended the immortals." Yu Ji's face was ashen, and the dignified head of Shushan actually lost control of his bowels and fell to the ground. A group of disciples were also very ugly and crying.
"After all, their cultivation has taken hundreds of years to acquire. Now that they are lost in one day, it is simply more painful for the cultivators than killing them.
"You guys invited Zhang here, and you want to leave without even meeting me?" Zhang ZiThe dragon's voice haunted their minds like a devil.
Yu Ji smiled bitterly and said: "The path has eyes but does not recognize Mount Tai, so don't be surprised if you look forward to the immortals."
Chapter 3 This is the rhythm of ants fucking elephants
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