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    The video Wang Lu wants to post is of his battle with the Corpse Eater. It seems that he wants to follow the example of Fortress in the past when he used medium-range missiles to hit people, and through this video, he can conquer all the forces in the country, large and small.

    The show begins!

    The six missiles flew closer and closer, suddenly lowering their altitude and flying close to the sea surface - this was to avoid the counterattack of enemy radar and close defense weapons - and then, when they were only two kilometers away from the bridge, they suddenly jumped up and the engines  A large amount of combustion was injected into the combustion chamber, and the speed exceeded the speed of sound, hitting the bridge deck.

    Zhou Chunyu finally couldn't help it and ordered the close-in defense cannon to fire. The soldier pressed the firing button - there was no response from the close-in defense cannon. Zhou Chunyu jumped up and said, "Something went wrong?!" He closed his eyes and it was too late. The missile hit.  Already

    The missiles didn't hit anything. The six missiles that were about to hit the bridge suddenly turned a corner and started flying over the bridge - well, it was more like performing stunts than flying. The six missiles shuttled around, white  The tail smoke drew strange lines in the air.

    Wang Lu put his hands behind his back and nodded: "How do you write these words?"

    Zhou Chunyu raised his head, stared at the missiles flying above his head with his chin open, and asked innocently: "What word?"

    Wang Lu said: ¡°Of course it¡¯s ¡®Yonggang welcomes you¡¯.¡±

    He clicked his tongue, looking at the winding lines with regret and said: "This Hangzhou Bay Cross-sea Bridge was obviously built by us Yongkong and Hong Kong people who invested most of the money, just because the city on the other side was not willing to  Putting the word "Ningbo and Hong Kong" in the front of the name, it had to be called Hangzhou Bay Cross-sea Bridge. In fact, it has nothing to do with Hangzhou, but people at home and abroad misunderstood that it was built by Hangzhou people. What kind of thing is this?  It is rare to hold a global live broadcast today. As a native of Ningbo and Hong Kong, I have to give this bridge a proper name."

    Zhou Chunyu looked at Wang Lu's childish mess and was speechless for a while. At this time, the missile ran out of fuel and fell from the sky.  Boo, a small wave splashed on the sea.

    ¡°Boom, boom, boom,¡± six missiles fell one after another.

    On the bridge, there was silence, and suddenly a deafening cheer sounded. The soldiers who had witnessed the miracle of Wanglu roared and banged on the car body.  Vent your excitement.

    Zhou Chunyu stared at the missile smoke that was gradually dissipating in the air, and suddenly muttered in frustration: "This is a fart fight!"

    Zhu Yazhen has been taking pictures, and she is very dedicated. Although she is also stunned by what she saw, she has not stopped taking pictures until now.  Only then did she take the time to ask Wang Lu: "Wang - Captain Wang, how did you do this? Those missiles are like being held by a string by you."

    Wang Lu felt guilty for Zhu Yazhen. Her husband Wang Bomin was loyal to him, but he put him to death without caring. When he heard her question, he hurriedly said: "It's not magical. I can transform brain waves.  To convert it into mechanical energy, you only need to make some small movements on the navigation system in the missile. In fact, the simpler way is to detonate the fuse directly, but the missile is very powerful, and it is not good for the explosion to cause shrapnel to fly around. "

    Zhu Yazhen pondered for a long time: "If you have this ability, wouldn't it be possible to make all zombies and zombies' heads explode on their own in the blink of an eye?"

    Wang Lu shook his head: "This is not possible. Mechanical energy works best on metal objects, but not on pure living organisms. Moreover, my power is also limited. Mechanical energy will interfere with objects with huge mass and kinetic energy.  The effect is much worse. I can¡¯t move mountains and oceans.¡±

    Zhu Yazhen gestured: "If I hit your head with a plastic hammer, would it kill you?"

    Heard this question.  Zhou Chunyu's face changed drastically. Wang Bi'an directed the tumor girl to raise her arm, and blocked the gap between Wang Lu and Zhu Yazhen with her giant palm.

    Wang Lu gently patted the tumor girl¡¯s palm: ¡°What are you doing? Zhu Yazhen is just curious, she is innocent. She speaks from her true heart, which is much better than those who say the same thing in front of her face and behind her back.¡±

    Wang Lu gave a gentle push to get the tumor girl to step aside, and said to Zhu Yazhen, who was a little embarrassed: "Everything can be said to others. In fact, as far as I know, there are people who can convert brain waves into mechanical energy.  I'm not the only one in the world. Soon all forces will study mechanical energy thoroughly and analyze its strengths and weaknesses clearly - yes, if I stand motionless, you can indeed hit me with a plastic hammer.  Crush my head. In fact, you don¡¯t have to bother, you can just pick up a brick and kill me.¡±

    No one expected Wang Lu to admit his weakness so frankly, but soon everyone thought that such a situation was almost impossible. How could Wang Lu stand motionless? As long as there was a metal object nearby, he would  Almost invincible.

    At this moment, Wang Lu suddenly said: "There is a new friendFriends are here.  "

    Everyone looked up again and looked at the sky. However, the sky was blue and there was no trace of any aircraft. The radar operator stared at the screen: "No targets found. Report, no targets found."

    Zhou Chunyu patted the operator on the shoulder: "Look carefully! Brother Wang said there is, then there must be!"

    The radar operator shrank his neck and said aggrievedly: "Really not, there is not a ghost on the radar."

    Zhou Chunyu was startled: "Is it a stealth fighter?"

    Wang Lu laughed and said: "How can this be exaggerated? They are not in the air, but in the water."

    Everyone rushed to the railings of the bridge and looked down. In the yellowish sea water, there were several lines of water rushing towards the piers of the bridge. They were torpedoes!

    It turns out that the Corpse Eater has made two preparations. If the fighter plane misses a hit, it will launch an undersea submarine attack. Two ambushes, one in the dark and one in the dark, make it difficult to guard against.

    Of course, this so-called invulnerability is just that for ordinary people, Wang Lu seems to have a clear picture.

    He raised his finger slightly, and the waterline under the sea suddenly turned. The mines were like missiles, scurrying around, and finally rushed to the mudflat on the seaside, stranded like a dead fish.

    Wang Lu muttered: "It's disrespectful to come and not go back. Come out."

    In the distance of the sea, waves surged, and the dark backs of four submarines emerged from the sea.

    The submarine floated motionless on the sea, completely losing power.  But the people inside were hiding in the boat. No one dared to show up in front of Wang Lu. Maybe they didn't know what they could do to Wang Lu.

    Fighters and submarines failed one after another, but the man barely touched them.

    This, this is a fart.

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Still have to be beaten.

    The Corpse Eater seemed unwilling to admit defeat. Soon, battlefield radar issued a warning that two huge armored convoys were rushing up from both ends of the cross-sea bridge.

    Zhou Chunyu stared at the dense dots of light on the battlefield radar: "Damn it, this corpse-eating demon has gone all out. He actually has such a powerful force - eh, it's strange. With his strength, he can completely conquer Yashan.  , Yashan¡¯s defense strength was not strong before the steel shell was completed.¡±

    Wang Lu said: "That's because the corpse eater knows that I haven't returned yet, and what he needs is me. He continues to put pressure on Yashan, just to lure and force me to appear. But he didn't expect that I would mutate from a smart corpse to a  After being infected by zombies and staying overseas for 5 years, he has finally regained his composure. He is actually able to keep his composure and continue to sacrifice his subordinates and muscle monster allies."

    Zhou Chunyu was now full of confidence and sighed: "When we catch the corpse eater, I will open his brain to see what his brain will look like after eating so many of the same kind, and then use  Crush his brain with a long-handled screwdriver and let him feel what it feels like to have his brain eaten by someone else!"

    From both ends of the bridge, streams of iron were rolling in. However, after experiencing two magnificent victories against fighter planes and submarines, the warriors in Yashan no longer screamed. They all looked at Wang Lu expectantly to see how he would deal with these armors.  Iron flow.

    Wang Lu only gave one order: "Get out of the way and let them come over."

    The vehicles on Yashan roared and puffed out thick smoke as they retreated to both sides of the bridge.

    The Corpse Eaters' troops also seemed to know that it was pointless to attack the others in Yashan. They raised their muzzles and rushed towards the Wings of the Sea and Sky where Wang Lu was located amidst the "welcome" of Yashan's convoy. The one at the front  The 99 tank was at full power, its diesel engine roared, and it spewed thick black smoke. The muzzle was under the stabilizer, pointing straight at the distant royal road, ready to fire at any time.

    Wang Lu sighed and suddenly said something incomprehensible: "Counting the road wheels, this is a disease."

    Zhou Chunyu understood. He knew that military enthusiasts on the Internet were weird. They liked to count the road wheels of different tanks and argued endlessly about the number. But what did Wang Lu mean by this?

    At this moment, ding, a mortise lock fell off the tank track, and then, ding, another mortise lock came, and then, clatter, a whole track was spread out on the bridge.  Only the road wheels were rolling around - Wang Lu turned around and asked Zhou Chunyu: "Have you counted them all? How many road wheels are there?"

    Zhou Chunyu was stunned: "10? 11?"

    Wang Lu shook his head: "You are stupid, this must be an even number. How can it be an odd number with tracks on both sides of a tank?"

    There must be countless road wheels, because on both sides of the bridge, more wheels of tanks and armored vehicles fell off, and large and small road wheels, guide wheels, induction wheels, and load-bearing wheels rolled everywhere.All the vehicles were paralyzed on the ground, the muzzles were high and stuck in the gun mounts, unable to aim, let alone fire.

    The soldiers cheered and swarmed to Wang Lu. They had won. Just like that, a simple victory. The army of zombie demons that had been fighting with Yashan for 5 years was simply defeated. Li Yong and the other largest zombies  The threat, without even showing his face, was over.
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