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Chapter 32: That one is coming

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    Wang Lu and Wang Bi'an returned to Yashan. Before they reached the top of the mountain, a figure ran down the mountain path with swollen eyes and a hoarse voice: "Why are you not back until now? I'm worried to death! Wang Bi'an, let mom take a look.  Are you injured?"

    Who is it if it¡¯s not Chen Wei?

    Before the words were finished, Chen Wei shouted again: "Why are you back? Why are all your clothes wet? What happened? What happened? Wang Bi'an, don't move, let mom check."

    Wang Bi'an squirmed around, avoiding Chen Wei's inspection of touching his hands and feet, lifting his clothes and pulling down his pants. He muttered dissatisfiedly: "Mom, I'm fine, nothing happened. Dad and I were in the river just now."  Come take a shower."

    Chen Wei breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and even Wang Lu, who was walking to the kitchen carrying a fertilizer bag about ten steps away, could hear clearly.

    Although she believed Wang Bi'an's words, Chen Wei still felt her son from head to toe and felt relieved after making sure that not even a hair fell out.

    Wang Bi'an said proudly: "Mom, I killed two zombies, one big and one small. I killed them both with my own hands - well, dad also helped me a little."

    Chen Wei was so angry that she immediately rolled her eyes at Wang Lu, chased him a few steps, leaned into Wang Lu's ear and whispered through gritted teeth: "What's wrong with you! You really want Wang Bi'an to kill zombies! I, I still can't  I thought the most you could do was let him watch from the side!"

    Wang Lu didn¡¯t take it seriously: ¡°Isn¡¯t my son back in good health? I think he¡¯s doing well.¡±

    "It's pretty good." Chen Wei was so angry that her hands were shaking, and she thought for a moment: "No, I will go with you next time!"

    Wang Lu nodded: "I have always had this idea. I operate alone in the wild, and my search ability is very poor. I am always in a hurry to deal with emergencies. However, you must also practice your skills well to avoid seeing zombies.  , not only failed to help, but also made me go to trouble to save you."

    Chen Wei originally wanted to threaten Wang Lu - on the first day she took her son down the mountain, she asked him to kill two zombies in one breath. Will she take her son into the zombie den next time?  The original intention was just to make Wang Lu be more cautious.  ¡®

    Unexpectedly, when Wang Lu got off the donkey along the slope, he also got into it.  Seeing the arrogant expression on his face when he spoke, Chen Wei was not angry at all. She stretched out her fingertips and skillfully reached under the corner of Wang Lu's clothes. She grabbed the fat around his waist and pinched it gently.  , turned half a circle¡ª¡ª

    Wang Lu gasped and dropped the fertilizer bag to the ground.

    He screamed: "It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Oh, it's so miserable, it's so miserable, watermelon! The watermelon is going to break."

    The watermelon is not broken.

    The whole body was soaked in the spring pool in the back mountain, calmed down by cold water.

    ?? Remove two corners of the broad beans, soak them directly in water, sprinkle with some salt, and boil.

    Cut some fatty meat from the bacon hanging on the beam, cut it into small pieces, and fry the peeled edamame in oil.

    The green vegetables were also stir-fried in oil. After a brief stir, the pot was lifted, and the vegetables in the pot still maintained their tender green color.

    ?The cucumber was not peeled, just flattened it with the back of a knife, put some sugar in it, and stirred it.

    The food was placed on the altar table in front of the Dragon King Statue. Wang Luming said he wanted to invite the Dragon King to taste it as a thank you for staying the night. In fact, he thought the kitchen was too small, too dark and smelled too heavy, and he was greedy for the spaciousness of the main hall of the temple.  Open to the wind.

    This meal was such that Wang Bi'an licked several dishes with his tongue.

    Sitting on the pudding in the main hall, Wang Luyou ate the cut watermelon one bite at a time, and said vaguely: "They are all pure green vegetables. You couldn't buy them if you had money before, and they don't use any pesticides or fertilizers.  He spat out a mouthful of melon seeds and said, "I just picked out a caterpillar from the fried vegetables."

    Chen Wei burst into laughter, stretched out her hand and lightly hit Wang Bi'an beside her: "Who told this brat not to wash vegetables carefully? However, there are too many insects on this vegetable. One vegetable has half a branch.  It¡¯s been chewed into holes by insects.¡±

    "This is good, this is good." Wang Lu said repeatedly: "I used to buy vegetables at the market, and people were rushing to buy vegetables with wormholes. I went late and couldn't get them. But-" He pulled  A long voice said, "Guess what someone said?"

    Chen Wei was a little curious. Wang Lu's job used to be Wang Lu's job in the past. Firstly, her cooking skills were an entire west ring road behind Wang Lu. Secondly, she had to take Wang Bi'an home after school every day.  , it was almost 6 o'clock when I got home, and there was no time at all.

    Wang Lu winked and said, "Those who couldn't buy vegetables say that the vegetables without pesticides have been eaten by insects long ago. The ones with wormholes happened to be half-eaten and then pesticides were added. This pesticide  , it¡¯s still fresh.¡±

    The family fell down laughingWestward.

    How long has it been since you laughed so easily?

    In the past, at the dinner table, Wang Lu often told anecdotes and jokes from the Internet.

    The family doesn¡¯t have the habit of being silent about food.

    A meal is always spent talking and laughing.

    I once thought that such a comfortable life would never change. What changed was just the hair and wrinkles of the people around the dinner table.

    However, beautiful things are always so fragile.

    Just in the blink of an eye, the biohazard is coming.

    The family will never know whether the meal they are eating now is the last supper.

    ??Eating is no longer for enjoyment, but for survival.

    And laughter has become a luxury product.

    Time always flies with laughter. In the afternoon, Wang Lu and Wang Bi'an did not go down the mountain again. They first organized the stones used for defense on the mountain path, and moved some more stones for backup. Then, they ran to the back.  Shan checked the terrain to make sure no zombies could touch it.

    Wang Bi'an also wanted to look for mushrooms in the woods at the back of the mountain. It was summer, and it hadn't rained recently, so naturally he couldn't even find mushroom hairs.

    Instead, I found a Ganoderma lucidum growing on a fallen dead tree, about the size of a palm.

    Wang Bi'an made Wang Bi'an yell and run all the way to present the treasure to Chen Wei.

    After dinner, Wang Lushi walked towards the woods next to the grotto outside the temple.

    Found a small ditch.

    Wang Lu stopped, straightened up, took a breath, rubbed his belly, stretched out his hand, took off his pants, and squatted down¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????? Well, for the petty bourgeoisie, this is called washing hands, for traditional literati, it is called the reincarnation of grains, and more vulgarly, it is called going to the latrine.

    "The sad thing is that for Wang Lu's family, they couldn't find a hut even if they wanted to.

    The Dragon King Temple was newly built not long ago, but the surrounding facilities are not yet complete, and even supporting toilets have not been built.

    It is unreasonable for people to have diarrhea after eating and drinking. With no other choice, Fatty Wang and his family had no choice but to learn from the ancients - no, from the primitive people.

    You have to build a bathroom.  Wang Lu frowned. Hygiene was a big problem. If he got sick and had his hair cut off because of this, the zombies would probably die laughing.

    This is a big project. Even if you don¡¯t use a flush toilet, you have to dig a big hole like a common squatting pit in rural areas, cover it with wooden boards, and build a straw shed on top - you can¡¯t do that in the rain, right?

    It is really difficult to conquer the world with nothing.

    Wang Lu felt sorry for himself.

    However, it is not the time to think about the toilet yet, because there are more pressing matters that need to be solved.

    Wang Lu raised something in his hand, and with his burning eyes, he seemed to regard it as the most precious jewelry in the world.

    It was a newspaper only as big as the palm of your hand, and you could vaguely see the words "Qianjiang Wan" on the masthead.

    This is a piece of toilet paper.

    Do not laugh.  You think, who would remember to bring toilet paper when running for their lives?

    Anyway, Wang Lu and his family didn¡¯t bring them.

    When I came out of the house, I ran away in a panic and didn¡¯t eat much, so I naturally didn¡¯t think about it.

    But after going to Yashan and eating and drinking normally, problems immediately followed.

    No toilet paper.

    Fortunately, there are some expired newspapers in the administrator's room.

    This became the life-saving straw for Wang Lu¡¯s family.

    He carefully tore the newspaper into palm-sized pieces and specially taught Wang Bi'an how to save paper from the perspective of saving the world and reducing carbon emissions.

    It took a lot of effort to use it today.

    The picture in Wang Lu's hand is already the seventh from the bottom.

    "Without a hut, we can still deal with it in the woods. Without toilet paper, how can we let Wang Lu's family learn from the god-like Brother Asan?"  People have magic oil so they can eat it with their hands¡ª¡ª

    Actually, it is very simple to solve this problem. In the small shops along the street in Yinjiang Town at the foot of the mountain, dozens of toilet paper are indispensable.

    But when I thought about it, just for a few rolls of toilet paper, I had to rush to a dangerous town and fight to the death with hordes of zombies.

    Wang Lu felt miserable.  You said, among the heroes big and small in this biochemical world, is there anyone worse off than yourself?  !

    When Wang Lu came out of the woods, he was listless.

    As soon as I walked to the temple gate, a figure flashed across the corner. It was Chen Wei, with a look of panic and inexplicable shyness.

    Chen Wei saw Wang LuShe quietly breathed a sigh of relief and immediately came up again, standing close to Wang Lu who looked at her doubtfully, and said in a low voice and hastily: "Husband, that one is here."
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