Everyone couldn't help but be stunned. It took a long time to hear Zhuang Zhou say with admiration: "Boss, I am deeply impressed by your shamelessness."
Zhuang Xiong rolled his eyes and said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense and hand over all your investigation results quickly."
Cai Bangzi hurriedly handed over his share first, and Ziyu and Kong Xuan also hurriedly handed over. Zhuang Zhou took out a large pile and said with a smile: "Boss, I know you are bored on weekdays." Yes, I don¡¯t have many people recording this, but the things are very detailed and quite interesting. You can read it as a novel.¡±
Zhuang Xiong was speechless. How bored did Zhuang Zhou have to be to do such a thing? A prehistoric version of the novel? The first novel between heaven and earth?
Seeing Zhuang Xiong's expression, Zhuang Zhou knew what he was thinking and couldn't help but laugh: "Do you think I'm really as stupid as them and go check them out one by one? I have countless spies in the human race. This is a trivial matter. Go ahead and tell me, what do you want? Cangjie alone has a lot in his hands. It will be easy to complete the task."
Everyone was speechless, but Zhuang Zhou continued: "Boss, have you forgotten your previous motto? There is no job where you can't be lazy and distracted. It just depends on whether you have the vision to find it. Besides, it is too easy to be lazy about this matter. Alright?"
Zhuang Xiong rolled his eyes and said: "What I didn't expect is that you can be so confident and calm about being lazy. You are so proud, as if you have done something great."
Zhuang Zhou was stunned, and Ziyu and others couldn't help but laugh.
Zhuang Zhou wanted to argue a few more words, but Zhuang Xiong waved his hand and said: "Zhuang Zhou and Cai Bangzi can help me analyze it. Others can't help, so just go ahead and do what you have to do."
I saw everyone was going out. Zhuang Xiong stretched lazily and said: "Okay, now we can start work. You are responsible for classifying, marking the people who deserve to die, and telling me the people who are on the list. I will be responsible for taking a look. What kind of divine position would be more appropriate for these people?"
Caibangzi and Zhuang Zhou looked at each other. Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but ask: "Boss, isn't it Haotian's job to arrange the god's throne? Shouldn't it be determined by him? You can just pronounce the verdict when the time comes? After all, it is the person who will be employed in the future. he."
Zhuang Xiong rolled his eyes and said: "Why do you need to make it so clear? To put it simply, Zhuang Zhou's laziness just now reminded me that one of you is my corpse and the other is my disciple. You should do something for me. Right? Hurry up, my task is to fill in the list of gods after you search for them, and then make a copy later. Let Haotian arrange the positions first."
Caibangzi Zhuang Zhou looked at the pile of information that was as tall as one person, and then looked at Zhuang Xiong holding a pen in his hand and unfolding the thin list of gods, as if waiting to copy, and couldn't help but look at each other.
Caibangzi¡¯s eyes couldn¡¯t help but be full of resentment, and he looked at Zhuang Zhou innocently, but Zhuang Zhou wanted to slap himself in the mouth. Why did he have to show his laziness in front of the boss? But forgot. Here is a person who is most qualified to be lazy, who happens to be the oppressive class above him.
Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but said pitifully: "Boss, you see there is so much information, you can help share some of it, or you can ask Ziyu and Kong Xuan to come in to help. It's not like they don't understand everything."
Zhuang Xiong pretended to think for a moment and said: "Okay. I'm not unreasonable. If you want to ask them for help, just go and ask them for help. Just ask Ziyu to copy, and I can make time. I can help you share the burden. a little."
Caibangzi hurriedly ran out and said to please: "Sure enough, the master will still feel sorry for us. I will discuss it with Senior Sister Ziyu and the others."
Although Zhuang Zhou had some doubts in his heart, he was busy flattering him and he really didn't dare to offend this person again.
But Zhuang Xiong stepped forward and casually moved the pile of materials. He took out the novel-style materials that Zhuang Zhou had brought and said, "Okay, I will help you share these. You see, I This is almost an average amount in one fell swoop.¡±
Zhuang Zhou could not help but be speechless and speechless for a long time. Although judging from the thickness, it was indeed an average amount, but in fact, the content in the middle was probably less than one-tenth. Most of the content is actually just to make it interesting for myself to read, some interesting things, experiences and the like.
Zhuang Zhou rushed back with Zi Yu and others, but he didn't find anything wrong with Zhuang Xiong getting the things. He thought Zhuang Xiong had really helped a lot, but he flattered him for a while, making Zhuang Zhou helpless. wry smile. But he didn't dare to tell the truth at this time. Who knew what kind of damaging moves Zhuang Xiong had prepared to torment him? After all, when it comes to this, there is probably no one in the entire prehistoric era who can be Zhuang Xiong's opponent.
Zhuang Xiong waved and asked Ziyu to go over and help him copy. Ziyu then came to Zhuang Xiong¡¯s side.She had already discovered that the information in Zhuang Xiong's hand was in a different form than what she had collected, and she couldn't help but react quickly, covering her mouth and snickering.
Countless names of people that Zhuang Xiong had never heard of were filled in on the list of gods one by one. Of course, Zhuang Xiong would naturally look at them one by one and ask about the identity of each person. Does the place have any special identity? After all, the title of god is actually a big chess game, and there are many things that need to be taken care of and considered.
While Zhuang Xiong was busy filling out the list of gods, the plan to become gods in the ancient world finally started.
The first one to take action was Yun Zhongzi. The original task given to him was to go to King Zhou's palace to test Daji at the right time to see how King Zhou was treated by you and how stupid he was. Another purpose of Yun Zhongzi's appearance was to hint to Daji that the plan had already begun. Of course, they did not mention these things to Daji, but if Daji was smart enough, he should be able to know just from testing. Many things will be revealed at a faster pace.
Naturally, the process cannot be described in words, and Daji is indeed very smart. After Yun Zhongzi entered the sword, King Zhou's stupidity immediately began to rise to the next level. Countless tortures were invented, and changes began to occur in the previous harems. The entire Shang Dynasty, It was different immediately.
It was Nuwa who took action next. She had no plan and didn¡¯t know the plan, but she knew that as long as she responded. Someone will understand what he means and will definitely cooperate with her.
Nuwa's move was to send Lei Zhenzi from the sky. Lei Zhenzi was originally a demon clan. Nuwa put him down to the world in order to take the opportunity to find a backer and a leader for the ordinary demon clan, and directly contact the future royal family. The opportunity to become a god seeks a position. Both Zhuang Xiong and Haotian had to give this face.
What no one expected was that the second one to take action was still Nuwa, but she was not actually Nuwa. However, the Lingzhu was born. This life coincided with the Tribulation of the Gods and the return of the Lingzhu. However, this time, Master Taiyi did not dare to take Nezha as his disciple again, so naturally there was no need to worry. Questions like why the tail is too big to fall off? This guy shamelessly sent Nezha directly to Mount Emei.
Li Jing had also heard of the name of Mount Emei. He originally wanted to become an immortal, but he had always been burdened by his qualifications and failed to learn anything. Seeing that his son could have such an opportunity, he still accepted it even though he was born a bit strange. .
¡°It¡¯s just that they pushed away all the responsibilities. Zhuang Xiong had a headache. This was a very funny and trouble-making master. It wasn't that he couldn't educate him, but he was really in no mood to deal with an unlovable little kid, especially now that he was busy with the matter of becoming a god. Who has time to take care of him?
So Zhuang Xiong thought about it and originally wanted to give it to Hu Mei. But firstly, Hu Ling was not in good health and might need Hu Mei's care. Secondly, Zhuang Xiong was really unsure whether Hu Mei could subdue this devil. So I simply gave the spirit beads to Kong Xuan and let her do whatever she wanted.
Lingzhu went up the mountain, but Zhuang Xiong counted with his fingers and felt that the time was almost up, so he said calmly: "You can sort it out first. However, without my opinion, no one is allowed to fill in the list of gods at will. That's all. I'll put it in order. Take the list of gods with you as well. It¡¯s time for me to come down from the mountain and appear. If you have any questions in the future, just come directly to the human world to find them. After sorting out the list, send it to me in the same way."
Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but rolled his eyes, but Cai Bangzi and others hurriedly said yes.
When Zhuang Xiong entered the human world, he didn't want to be as miserable as Jiang Ziya, and he never thought about opening a fortune-telling parlor or helping King Zhou do anything. He just walked around the human world quietly, seemingly blending in with the crowd, but he There is another kind of transcendent artistic conception.
Zhuang Xiong went down the mountain this time, but he mainly wanted to find an abandoned son. Just like Shen Gongbao in the original book Conferring Gods, he sent all the people on the list in his plan to the battlefield one by one and sent them to the list of Conferred Gods.
Not everyone can do this. First of all, you must be familiar with the person, otherwise who will take care of you? If you want to help, just help? Have you prepared enough for the appearance fee?
Moreover, this is not a small project. There are people from all over the Three Mountains and Five Mountains, and they cannot all be near the battlefield. Strictly speaking, they are all far away. The battlefield cannot expand. So, you need to be eloquent to build relationships. He can use tactics to send people to the battlefield.
Zhuang Xiong doesn¡¯t pay much attention to the younger disciples, so how would he know about these people? Of course, you can't ask people of your generation to do this kind of thing. This sacrifice is a bit big. After all, this matter has infinite cause and effect, and it also arouses hatred. Almost as soon as the mission was confirmed, he was already an abandoned son.
It is not easy to find such a candidate, not to mention that Zhuang Xiong only knows a few people in his mind, but they are all outstanding disciples of the three religions, Yuan Tongtian's treasures. If Zhuang Xiong dares to open his mouth and sacrifice them, I am afraid Yuan and Tongtian will immediately Fall out?
Zhuang Xiong was thinking sadly, and unknowingly he had traveled to Chaoge, the capital of the country. He saw a bustling crowd gathering together, seeming to be discussing something, which actually woke Zhuang Xiong up.
Zhuang Xiong glanced casually, but he couldn't help being stunned for a moment. He actually saw a fortune teller pinching the pulse of a woman, and that woman was the Jade Pipa Spirit. Could it be that this old fortune teller is actually Jiang Ziya? Didn¡¯t Fengshen have nothing to do with him anymore? Why does Jiang Ziya still appear? Is he still the reincarnation of the earth spirit? Are you still the original disciple?
Zhuang Xiong¡¯s mind was running rapidly. The most important thing is, does he have a senior brother named Shen Gongbao? If there really was such a person, it would have really done me a great favor.
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but reveal a playful smile, and followed the bustling crowd towards the palace.
Seeing Jiang Ziya struggling to produce the three-flavored real fire, Zhuang Xiong was really a little doubtful, was this guy really a primitive disciple? Originally, I wanted to train a good disciple, but no matter what kind of qualifications and what kind of karma, could I still be able to train him? If you think it's not worth it, you won't accept it in the first place?
Even Zhuang Xiong can still produce a few good disciples with his countless spiritual fruits, but it¡¯s really not possible. Throw it into the underworld and you will be a well-qualified disciple after reincarnation. Why would Yuan Yu want such a disciple? How could he be trained like this?
But he said that although Jiang Ziya wanted to become an immortal, he was a worldly person. He spoke with awe-inspiring righteousness, which could not help but win the appreciation of King Zhou. With the help of Daji, who was dedicated to avenging his sisters, Jiang Ziya successfully became a senior official. , and because of justice. He knew physiognomy, numerology, and demons, and quickly got into a fight with Bigan and other loyal ministers.
After the crowd gradually dispersed, Jiang Ziya also left the palace and walked towards the outside of the city. Jiang Ziya also appeared. Thinking about it, there must be brothers Song Yiren. Jiang Ziya must be here to stay, right?
Only a few miles out of the city, it was already sparsely populated. Zhuang Xiong didn¡¯t have a haircut. He just smiled softly and said, "Jiang Ziya, who is your teacher?"
Jiang Ziya was startled, but on the surface he said calmly: "Which comrade is here? Please come out and see me. I'm afraid it's not polite to talk like this?"
Zhuang Xiong smiled and said: "Ask me to talk to you, you are not qualified yet. Even your teacher is not sure whether you are qualified to talk to me. Just tell me what I ask, don't beat around the bush."
Jiang Ziya said calmly: "Your Majesty refuses to show up, I'm sorry Ziya can't obey your order."
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but chuckle and said: "Hey, you still have some guts. If you don't tell me, I'll just guess. Although you entered the Shang Dynasty, you definitely won't be Tongtian, otherwise you wouldn't even be able to recommend it. No, and even a disciple like Tongtian can¡¯t teach a disciple like you.¡±
"However, there are really too many disciples in Tongtian. If you are a named disciple or not even a named disciple, or if you are just a disciple of a disciple, then it might not work. However, in general, it looks like you just looked at you just now The way to deal with the Jade Pipa Spirit should not be from Tongtian's sect."
"So you are Yuan's disciple? Yuan is quite good at pretending to be a gentleman. Your old-fashioned and stubborn gentleman's demeanor does have some flavor. However, Yuan has always been a person who pursues perfection. With your qualifications and cultivation, Why would he accept you as a disciple? Even if he accepts you, at your current level, he shouldn't let you go down the mountain, right? However, your method is indeed the basic Yuqing Immortal method, right? It's strange!"
"Is it me? That's not right. I have always ruled by doing nothing. You are such a hothead that I won't want you, even if you are sincere."
"Besides, who else can understand the Immortal Art of Yuqing? Zhen Yuanzi? Maybe he knows a little bit, Nuwa? That's not right. In this case, she will have two chess pieces conflicting on her own. No one will do this. Bad chess, right? Is it Fuxi? That¡¯s not right, Fuxi rarely shows up, there¡¯s no reason for him to go out, I don¡¯t know.¡±
"Furthermore, to be honest, no matter who it is, without that reason, they will not take a fancy to your qualifications and accept you as a disciple, right? Then, isn't it from this generation? There is a Yuxu The disciple of the palace owes you a favor or something, and then he taught you the basic Yuqing Immortal Technique? It's not very likely."
Jiang Ziya felt a panic rising in his heart. He didn't react until then and said respectfully: "I don't know which uncle is in front of me. Please show up and let the disciples see you."
Zhuang Xiong was still too lazy to talk to Jiang Ziya. Maybe he could just ask directly. However, Zhuang Xiong seemed to be immersed in the fun of guessing for a while. The figures in his mind turned over one by one. Suddenly, an idea flashed and he was fixed on Zhuang Zhou and Cang. The look on the bear's face couldn't help but wake him up in an instant.
??According to character speculation, whether it is Zhuang Zhou or Cang Xiong, even if it is himself,If you suddenly meet a person named Jiang Ziya, who has a brother named Song Yiren, and wants to learn Taoism, you might not be able to help but accept a disciple for fun, right? It seems that our family is the only one who can do such an unreliable thing.
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help crying, and said in a trembling voice: "Jiang Ziya, is your teacher Zhuang Zhou or just an unlucky guy?"
Jiang Ziya was suspicious. He didn't understand why the senior who had sounded arrogant just now suddenly had a trembling voice, but he couldn't help but become more respectful. After all, even this could be guessed, he must be a senior expert. No doubt.
Jiang Ziya said respectfully: "Senior Qi, although the disciple's teacher was not explicitly stated, I later looked up the information and it should be Teacher Zhuang Zhou."
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help shouting: "I knew that this unreliable person was the biggest suspect. He just wandered around among the human race every day when he had nothing to do. That's when I met you. Tell me, when will he accept you?" As a disciple? Why did he accept you as a disciple? Did he tell you? "
Jiang Ziya said: "The teacher said that he needs me to do something for him at some point. If he gives me a bright future, I might be able to become an immortal or a supreme being."
Zhuang Xiong seemed to nodded numbly. It would be difficult for Jiang Ziya to become an immortal, but he would have no problem taking charge of a faction in the future. He has the strength, connections, and means. Moreover, even if he cannot become an immortal, he can finally become a god in the flesh. It shouldn't be a big problem, right?
But, how boring does Zhuang Zhou have to be? It's just a matter of accepting a disciple, but he actually taught him the Yuqing Immortal Technique seriously, and he also taught a disciple with such a poor cultivation level, and he still hasn't been able to step into the immortal way. How much respect does Zhuang Zhou have to have? The original work? You must know that all those spiritual roots and fruits of yours are in the Qiankun Fan, and the Qiankun Fan is Zhuang Zhou's exclusive standard weapon.
Zhuang Zhou, who was still looking at the information sadly in Mount Emei, couldn't help but shuddered fiercely. He couldn't help but wonder in his heart, I am a quasi-sage, can I catch a cold? Or is someone plotting something against themselves?
Thinking of this, Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but rolled his eyes, shook his head, and said after a long time: "That's all, I'm too lazy to argue with you about these issues. I'll just ask Zhuang Zhou later. Let me ask you, do you still have a teacher? Is your brother called Shen Gongbao?"! .