Chapter 133 "Plan from the North to Cao Cao to Attack the Barbarians from the South"
That night, of course Liu Jia wanted to enjoy the fun of being a husband, or to perform his duties as a husband. After returning to the room after dinner, the two beautiful women with beautiful figures and charming charms began to serve Liu Jia wholeheartedly and take a bath. []
Lying in the big bath, soaking in the fragrant hot water, Liu Jia, who had been tired for a day, felt it was a kind of enjoyment at first. The women's four hands rubbed all over his body, from head to face to chest. The feeling of numbness and a little pain made Liu Jia very comfortable.
But as their hot hands moved down to his abdomen, his heart became uneasy. A fire slowly rose up in his abdomen, burning his whole body. Especially the iconic "building" below was affected and suddenly tilted upward, and his breathing became heavier.
He smiled and shouted: "No more washing! This is not fun, as a husband, you have to"
"Hehe, no." Wu Caidi forced his body into the bathtub when he was about to stand up, and said with a smile, "Look, you are covered with an inch of mud."
Sun Shangxiang also put her hands on his abdomen to hold him down, preventing him from moving, and said with a smile: "It's not fun, but we sisters haven't disliked our husbands for having stolen our hands. Husband, you can see for yourself, there are a few spots on the water. What's the layer on? It's more than an inch long. Have you not had a shower in more than a year? Hehe, it's so dirty."
"It doesn't matter if you have stolen goods on you, as long as you are not stolen. These things don't grow there." Liu Jia still struggled to get up. But these two women are both martial arts practitioners, so how can they allow him to get up? One pressed the upper body and the other the lower body, and their hands specially rubbed and kneaded his sensitive parts. Not only did Liu Jia laugh so hard that she couldn't get up, but she also made Liu Jia even more excited.
"Haha come on let go haha, for my husband ha want haha" Liu Jia felt that the fire in her lower abdomen was getting bigger and bigger, and she couldn't control it anymore, and laughed while Struggle to get up.
"Hehe, just put it away. Anyway, it's some things that don't exist. I don't know how dirty they are."
Wu Caidi said this, but her hand still left the sensitive part a little.
The two women smiled at each other. His face became like a piece of red cloth, and his breathing became as heavy as Liu Jia's.
Liu Jia felt a little more relaxed. His eyes were darting around, and suddenly he thought of a strange idea. He raised his hands from the bathtub and said to the two of them: "There is a little numbness in both waists. Please help me rub it."
The two women didn¡¯t know it was a trick. They stretched out their hands in the direction Liu Jia was pointing. They lowered their heads to find where Liu Jia was pointing and asked:
"is it here?".
"Are you comfortable?"
Liu Jia smiled mischievously. The raised hands quickly inserted between the necks of the two women, along the collars of their clothes, and suddenly grabbed the plump lumps on their chests, and pulled them into his arms.
"ah¡ª¡ª!"
"Ouch¡ª¡ª"
Sun Shangxiang panicked, her whole body felt like an electric shock, and she was dragged into the bathtub by Liu Jia. As the dirty water was splashed, she let out a sweet cry. Wu Caidi is not much better. Although he didn't fall completely into the bathtub like Sun Shangxiang, his face and chest were pressed against Liu Jia's - immersed in the water. As soon as he shouted, he choked on the bath water.
The two women struggled to crawl out and splashed water on Liu Jia's body with both hands. The proud Liu Jia was naturally unceremonious and held her hands tighter. And his legs quickly hit the water, splashing as much water as possible in the bath basin and spreading it around.
The three of them were all wet after not long laughing. Liu Jia succeeded in his trick, while the women were busy cleaning themselves up, he jumped up in a hurry, stepped out of the bath and hugged Sun Shangxiang, who was still covering her special parts with wet clothes. In two strokes, he tore off her clothes and carried her He picked her up and ran a few steps, looked at the big bed and threw her, then turned around and hugged Wu Caidi, who was a little dazed by the scene. He peeled her off in a few moments and placed her with Sun Shangxiang.
"Haha, my husband is going to punish you two little rascals. Who will be punished first?" Liu Jia hadn't finished his words yet and didn't care whether he was wet or not. He yelled and rushed towards the two shy and expectant women, pressing one and touching the other.
After the one who is pressing gets excited and screams, change the pressure to the other one
The three of them struggled for a long time. It wasn't until I was sweating profusely and had no strength anymore that I stopped, and shyly and sweetly hugged each other and told each other about our farewells.
The women on the left and right talked the most about their daughters, saying how naughty and cute they were. Liu Jia mainly talked about interesting things in the military. Although the things the three people talked about were very different, they all found it interesting. While talking, they touched each other. Under the gentle movements of the two women, Liu Jia slowly became excited again. As soon as her physical strength recovered, the three of them went crazy again.?? times. I don't know how long it took before the three of them wiped their bodies clean and fell asleep
Hearing that Cao Cao's army was well prepared and about to leave, Liu Jia, on the advice of Pang Tong and Xu Shu, also ordered Xu Shu, Fazheng, Wei Yan, Zhang Liao, Yan Yan, Wutu Gu, and Tu'an to lead 40,000 soldiers in Chengdu to go south to prepare He joined forces with Mengda's 15,000 troops in Xinggu County, and Xi Ni, who had been defending the rebels there, went to attack the Wu Ge Kingdom to avenge Wu Tu Gu. Gan Ning returned to Jiangling to take charge of the training of the Yizhou Navy. Gao Pei and E Huan led the remaining soldiers to guard Chengdu.
Of course, the so-called revenge is only one aspect, or in name only. In fact, Liu Jia and others want to recruit more counties and tens of thousands more soldiers. After eliminating these hostile forces and stabilizing the rear, they can then compete with Cao Cao in the north. Central Plains.
Here is a brief introduction to the situation in Ugo:
The Ugo Kingdom is located several hundred miles southwest of Yongchang County in southern Yizhou. Their biggest feature is that most of the soldiers wear vine armor that is almost invulnerable, and they are called vine armor soldiers. In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhuge Liang burned 30,000 vine armor soldiers and burned the ground. They were the ones who burned the ground. Because of Liu Jia's appearance, the Tengjia soldiers were defeated by Liu Jia in advance in Qielan City, the capital of Zoke County. At that time, Liu Jia adopted Fazheng's strategy and vacated nearly half of Qielan City, built a city wall with bricks and tiles, and then used stone paint produced in Bajun to be packed into bamboo tubes. Make "hand oil bombs" and throw them into the ranks of the rattan armor soldiers who flooded into the empty city because of the trick, forcing the unburned rattan armor soldiers to surrender.
At that time, Wutu Gu, the king of Ugo, and his two generals, Tu'an and Xi Ni, were captured at the same time.
Because Wutu Bone was captured and Wutu Bone brought out most of the country¡¯s troops, the situation in Ugo State suddenly became turbulent. Wutu Tie, his cousin who was temporarily appointed by Wu Tu Gu to act as the agent of state affairs, took the opportunity to kill most of the ministers loyal to Wu Tu Gu. Even though most of Wu Tu Gu's family members were related to Wu Tu Tie by blood, they were all killed by Wu Tu Tie. There were only a wife and a daughter in a family of several hundred who were responsible for their safety and had martial arts skills. Ke Lang, the local eunuch, rescued him. This woman is now Liu Jia's wife Wu Caidi.
Although the Ugo Kingdom led by Wututie went on a killing spree on Wutugu¡¯s cronies and family members. But he still inherited one thing from Wutu, that is, whenever he has free time, he will send troops to harass Yizhou and seize food and livestock. In the past, when one was powerful, he was the king. They often went deep into Yongchang County to commit evil, and even harassed Jianning County and Xinggu County from north to east. After the death or surrender of the 30,000 horses brought by Wu Tu Gu, coupled with civil strife, the Ugo Kingdom could not easily endure for a period of time without coming out to harass. But after the rebels from the mainland defected to them, they took these rebels as the vanguard and burned, killed, and looted unscrupulously in the Yizhou border area, doing all kinds of evil.
Although Wu Tu Gu dispatched 30,000 Tengjia soldiers into Yizhou to help the rebels at one time. But it doesn¡¯t mean how big the country of Ugo is. In fact it is just a small southern country. In peacetime, there is no distinction between soldiers and civilians. Those soldiers who are recruited together become soldiers, and when they are released home, they become hunters. They still live a primitive hunting life, so the population of Ugo country cannot be estimated based on the ratio between the military strength and the common people in the interior. The country of Ugo's land area is smaller than the two counties of Yizhou, and its population is less than 200,000.
After hearing that Yizhou had sent a large army to suppress the army, Wututie immediately recruited soldiers, and almost all men who could walk were recruited. They range from twelve or thirteen years old to over fifty years old, plus the rebels who fled there. Wu Tu Tie Yi actually had 60,000 troops. Under the guidance of the rebels, they overhauled the city and built checkpoints in dangerous places. They were determined to fight the Yizhou army to the bitter end.
Just when Xu Shu's army went south to attack the Ugo Kingdom, some military forces in Guanzhong were also actively preparing to launch an attack on Cao Cao's army. These military forces are composed of ten coalition forces. The leaders are Ma Chao, Han Sui, Hou Xuan, Cheng Yin, Yang Qiu, Li Kan, Zhang Heng, Liang Xing, Cheng Yi, and Ma Wan. Among them, Ma Chao replaced Ma Teng. Ma Teng was killed by Cao Cao because he responded to the emperor's order and entered Xuchang before Cao's army set off. The Ma family army was the strongest among the ten troops, so the generals recommended Ma Chao as their leader. They supported 100,000 Qiang, Hu, and Han tribesmen, garrisoned at Tongguan, and waited for the arrival of Cao Cao's army.
In July of the 16th year of Jian'an, Cao Cao, with Cao Hong, Xu Huang, Xu Chu and Cao Ren as generals, led Jia Xu and Cheng Yu personally to lead an army of 130,000, and drove directly to Tongguan. The two armies faced each other across the pass. In order to solve the future troubles in the west once and for all, the Guanzhong Army was induced to concentrate on Tongguan, leaving Hexi empty. As soon as Cao Cao arrived at Tongguan, he began to attack Tongguan from the front. The Ma-Chao coalition immediately began to feel a lot of pressure.
But on the other hand, Cao Cao ordered generals Xu Huang and
Zhu Ling led 4,000 elite troops to cross the Yellow River from Pubanjin and established a bridgehead position. Prepare to launch the attack from here after Ma Chao's troops from all over the country are mobilized.
Forced by Cao Cao's strength, the Ma Chao coalition fell into the trap and continuously mobilized troops from Guanzhong to prepare for a life-and-death battle with Cao Cao.
Liu Jia and Pang Tong, who were sitting in Chengdu, were naturally not idle. They continued to send a large number of agents to learn more about the dynamics of both sides. However, due to the distance, when they received the news in Chengdu, the situation on the battlefield had already noticed changes. And Liu Jia doesn't have much historical knowledge in his head. Not to mention "Three Kingdoms" or "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", he doesn't remember it all. He only vaguely remembers that Ma Chao killed Cao Cao to the point of death, lost his shirt, cut off his beard, and was almost killed by Ma Chao. He was killed, but he escaped with his life thanks to Cao Hong's desperate rescue, but I don't know why Ma Chao was defeated later. Therefore, it is not possible to accurately "predict" the situation of Cao Cao and Ma Chao at that time and in the future. Moreover, Liu Jia did not dare to copy those "history". According to "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Ma Teng was killed after Ma Chao rebelled, and the Ma Chao coalition dispatched 200,000 troops. But the actual situation now is that Cao Cao killed Ma Teng before sending troops, and the Ma Chao coalition only had about 100,000 troops.
When Ma Chao and others began to station troops at Tongguan, I don't know whether it was because they were confident or because they knew that Liu Jia did not have the strength to help them after the battle in Yizhou. Anyway, until Cao Cao's troops arrived at Tongguan, they did not send anyone to rescue them, and they did not even make an announcement. .
In the past, related transactions between Guanzhong and Hanzhong also stopped. This was not because Liu Jia did this intentionally, but because the main trade between Guanzhong and Hanzhong at that time was that they exchanged horses for Hanzhong's grain and cloth. Now Guanzhong is going to war with Cao Cao, and horses Naturally, they will not be sold to Hanzhong. Hanzhong and Yizhou are also in severe shortage of food due to war, and there is no excess food to be exported to Guanzhong. So the trade between the two places was interrupted by the war.
Liu Jia smiled and said to Pang Tong: "Shi Yuan, are we being sentimental? Ma Chao and the others may not come to our rescue from the beginning to the end."
"Haha, isn't that better? Now Cao Cao is still scheming. Ma Chao's troops are coming from all over the country. Once Cao Cao estimates that they are almost there, he will send his troops to cross the Yellow River, cut off Ma Chao's retreat, and engage in a life-and-death battle with them. . At that time, it was impossible for Ma Chao to be undefeated without asking for help from all around." Pang Tong pointed at the map and said.
"Should we remind Ma Chao and the others? After all, if they can hold on longer, Cao Cao's strength will be weakened, which will be more beneficial for us to fight Cao Cao in the future?" Liu Jia asked.
"It is possible to remind them, but there are two aspects that restrict us. First, it is too late for us to remind them now. It has been more than ten days since we got the news that Cao Cao sent Xu Huang to sneak across the Yellow River. And our suggestion has not been made since Although it only takes a day or two to get from Chengdu to Hanzhong, it takes a long time to get from Hanzhong to Tongguan. Maybe our information has reached that Cao Cao has already taken action, and our suggestion is just an afterthought. Secondly, we don¡¯t also want Ma Chao to send him to various places. Are all the troops mobilized to fight Cao Cao? Cao Cao told Ma Chao before he took action that Ma Chao's army might retreat immediately and they would not be able to fight again," Pang Tong said.
Seeing Liu Jia's unwillingness, Pang Tong smiled and said: "Don't worry! This battle will last for a while. Both sides have more than 100,000 troops, how can it be over in just a few seconds? As long as our news is not interrupted, Tong believes that There is still a chance to give Cao Jun some strength."
Just when Liu Jia and Pang Tong were searching for possible mistakes by Cao Jun and preparing to remind Ma Chao to take advantage, Xu Shu's troops heading south had already joined Meng Da's troops. Together, the two armies of 55,000 men officially embarked on the offensive to attack the Ugo Kingdom. the way.
Chapter 133
"Conspiracy with Cao Cao from the North to Attack the Barbarians from the South"