The sun at seven or eight o'clock in the desert was already very fierce, but this did not interrupt Wu Liang's contemplation. He touched his right arm and found that there did not seem to be the mark he expected. Could this really be a dream? Or am I dreaming now?
"Peng!"
"Ouch!" A certain man covered the back of his head and squatted in the corner with a twisted expression on his face, looking pitifully at the girl in front of him. Um, or should I say it was a married girl?
"Hey! Do you want to die in the desert?" The girl was holding a long stick, and her cheeks that were swollen with anger showed a different kind of crimson, which made people couldn't help but pinch it gently. What was different from the others was that a certain man actually stretched out his hand like a ghost and pinched the delicate cheek, and he definitely pinched it hard!
"Hey, what are you doingHey! You bastard, you want to die, right? Yes, you must want to die!" From shy to violent, the girl instantly performed this bizarre transformation During the transformation process, he turned into an angry Godzilla, slammed the Empire State Building to the ground, and carried out various evil equations such as ravaging, humiliating, and training a hundred times.
"Huh? Does it hurt? It seems like this is really not a dream!" A certain male prostitute who didn't know he had half-guessed Hades' forehead was using the tone of "Oh, that's it!" Further pushing the pure girl into a violent evolutionary mode.
"Hey, Dora-chan, this guy is going to die, right? After he dies, we will be free, right? You like freedom the most~!" Zixu looked up at a certain man's bizarre expression , or it could be said that it was an air show that got rid of the attraction of the earth under the influence of some kind of force, and persistently instilled the idea to Little Dora on the side that all men are bad guys and should die.
"Nami-san, isn't this good? Wu Liang probably just fainted from the heat." Keya looked distressedly at the humanoid object spinning freely at 1,080 degrees in the sky, "Humph!" Nami groaned angrily. He picked someone up with a long stick, threw him into Keya's arms, and then said in a disdainful tone, "Men are really not good, just like a mad dog in estrus. If you give him some benefits, you have to go to extreme lengths," and then Then he drew circles on the ground with resentment, "What's more, this is a mad dog that knows how to seduce women."
"Ala ala, if you say that, why don't you give this mad dog to me, I am very caring~" A certain royal sister showed a warm spring smile, and then hugged a certain man in without any concealment. In arms. The dog's head suddenly appeared in the bottomless ravine, with a sweet smell and a soft touch. And that captivating voice.
In the eyes of the girls and lolita from No. 1 Middle School with envy, jealousy and hatred, Sister Yu used her proud figure and criminal weapon to smash the thing called "I am definitely not envious of those two lumps of flesh." , like the sound of breaking glass plates, made the men on the side shiver. Even Chopper, who had fainted from the heat, sat up in a fit of excitement. His animal instinct was telling him, "Leave immediately if you don't want to die!"
"Oh~Robin-chan! Let me die in your arms!" In this turbulent Shura field, a wild dog that didn't know whether to live or die stupidly pounced in.
Ah, it feels so good to be alive. I just seemed to see my grandmother waving to me across the river.
Sanji left with a peaceful look on his face. At this time, he was not alone. He was definitely not alone. He was a professional sidekick possessed by various evil gods! The only function is Well, look at the manual, oh, so that's it, it's a sandbag candidate specially designed to relieve the pressure on all parties for the protagonist How weird! What kind of setting is this! Shanjishi jumped up from the ground, his face full of joy for returning from Santu River.
"Speaking of which, why are you following us? Is Baroque Walker a travel agency? Does it also provide tour guides?" Nami pointed the gun at a certain lady with an angry face. She swore that she was definitely not jealous, eh , I¡¯m just waiting like this because of the team¡¯s financial constraints, yes, absolutely.
"Ah, really." Robin's aura as a royal sister restrained all the girls and lolita present. She caressed the face of a man in her arms and said with a matter-of-fact expression, "Can women just Can¡¯t you pursue your own happiness?¡±
"FortunateHappiness!" Whether they are lolita or girls, whether they are wives or quasi-wives, a virus called shyness instantly infects all the girls, leaving them with dry mouths, flushed faces, and an inexplicable feeling. impulse. Well, for example, to cover up the embarrassment of this moment by beating someone violently,
Just like the various daily struggles and various happy endings, Luffy and his team seemed to have accepted their fate and continued to move towards the interior of Alabasta.
"I'm going to dieI'm really going to die"
Afternoon?The sun is like a girl in love. The hot atmosphere can burn every dead girl into dregs. Her jealousy is like an invisible flame, expelling soft girls called moisture. Then there is the passionate love for training one's lover.
Wu Liang held Nami in his arms and rode on a certain "educated" beast, looking at the sand dunes in the distance.
"Hey, Nami, you know, I had a dream last night."
"Huh, if you dare to dream about me, you will be dead!" Oh, my lovely baby, it would be great if you could change your expression or change your expression. Even people with poor IQs who are not as smart as book friends will know that you are like this You are being arrogant! You are being arrogant! You mean, if I don¡¯t dream about you, you¡¯ll die, right?
"Hmph, you are underestimating my IQ. What a fool. Can I fall into such an obvious trap?"
"I dreamed that I built awell, a 'beautiful and harmonious' home, and I named it Fantasy Township."
"Well, what then?"
"I hid all the cute girls I collected there!" A certain man raised his chest proudly, as if he had done something extraordinary, although it was indeed something extraordinary.
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"Peng!"
"Hey, Nami, why did you kick me down?" A certain man said innocently, covering his injured butt.
¡°Master, you¡¯ve lost something.¡± A certain lolita who has become increasingly venomous recently came over with ill intentions. He said with a smile.
"Ah, yes, thank you Zixu, what did you pick up?" He looked happily at the loli that had been successfully "trained" (Dagwu) in front of him. Yes, he is a good child, and he can finally help. .
"Integrity and IQ, master, are you sure you really need it?" A certain lolita's innocent smile and childish tone made a certain man's heart know that his 'master's qualifications' collapsed and turned into fly ash. In the endless desert.
On the other side, Sanji looked at Weiwei curiously, "Veiwei-chan doesn't seem to be affected much." "Yeah." Weiwei smiled and said, "Although I have been away for a long time, but After all, this is where I grew up, so I have long been accustomed to such a climate." "Well, but having said that, there are a lot of sand dunes around here. Speaking of deserts, I thought they should be flatter. "Usopp looked around and there was no flat sea of ??sand as he imagined, only the undulating golden sand dunes.
"Ah, because this is the ancient desert with the longest history in the entire Kingdom of Alabasta. Some of the sand dunes are over 300 meters tall. It is one of the few restricted areas for survival in this country." When it comes to talking to Alabasta For questions related to Stan, Weiwei is like an expert and scholar who has an occupational disease, and can get the most perfect answers no matter how big or small. "300 meters?! No wonder it's like climbing a mountain!" Usopp's calves almost gave out. This was not a desert trip, it was simply a mountaineering trip! And it's the Flame Mountain
"Ah! It's so uncomfortable, so hot!" Luffy, I really want to complain, Wu Liang muttered in his heart, even if you stick out your tongue like a dog, you will never feel cool, it will only make you feel cooler. You're just hungrier, eh, short for both hungry and thirsty.
"Luffy, you can only take one sip, hold it in your mouth and don't swallow it!" At this time, the wise and powerful Nami-san made a small mistake that shamed her wisdom goddess side. She seemed to have forgotten A very important thing. If you are an ordinary person, a mouthful of water is indeed not much, but this girl is a rubber man! ! !
Looking at the water bag that was half deflated in an instant, Nami almost fell into that untouchable realm again, symbolizing the invincible rampage mode. "Ale, why do I think of the hatchet and the good boat?" Wu Liang shuddered, as if some bad memories were resurfacing, the evil spirit retreated! The evil spirit retreated!
"Why don't you die!" "Who made you drink so much!" Various iron fists called "Education of Love" accurately hit Luffy-kun on the back of the head, making this man who has written in history Many great pirate captains wrote this in their later memoirs: "Barbecue is the most delicious!"
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Who would have thought that this captain¡¯s quotations would be passed down and would make countless people turn their tables. It was just a nonsensical remark made by someone after being beaten.
"Please stop. Continuing the quarrel is just a waste of energy." A certain royal sister who was interrupted from reading was very angry. Countless jade hands rose up from the ground, restraining everyone who was in a mess on the ground. "Hey, what are you doing! Robin, you obviously don't blame me for this!" Luffy yelled for injustice, begging Sister Yu to be merciful and let him do it without anyone noticing.??Drink the other half.
(Yeah, not counting all this nonsense and the title, it¡¯s a total of 3,005 words. Suddenly, there¡¯s a feeling that the writing has fallen further into the abyss of the second dimension, temporarily getting rid of the feeling of being half fantasy and half otaku. Above)
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