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- In the spring of 612 of the Third Era, beta no, the Demon King successfully landed in the port city of Dongyue Bay at the northern end of the continent. The hope of mankind, the savior of civilization, the beacon in the dark night, and the guide of the revolution, Comrade Yue Ying commanded the Cang Yue Knights. Tuan was on the front line fighting the Demon King. The battle was so dark that the sun and the moon lost all light. Corpses lay thousands of miles away, and all living beings were in ruins.
After a three-hour arduous battle, this battle was calledwhat was it called by later generations?
"The spring snow changes."
¡°This event will be called the Chapter of Spring Snow Changes by later generations You are the Spring Snow Changes!
Wang Ming lay facelessly on the ground in a large shape, struggled to raise his head, and tried his best to move his lips: "No matter what, you should carry me back quickly."
Preliminary summary: Although Yuhuang, the reincarnation of the God of Creation, looks like a fourteen-year-old loli with small breasts, there is a terrifying power sealed in her body that can create or destroy the world, and this power will be released when she is drunk. , after being accidentally drunk, Yuhuang, who had awakened his power, transformed into a demon king, and the Cang Yue Knights were forced to fight against him
"What kind of background story is this! I've never heard of the reincarnation of the God of Creation! And why must we emphasize small breasts!"
Although he had been crazy all night, Yuhuang still looked very energetic, dancing and coquettishly to everyone. Wang Ming glanced at the energetic figure dotingly and closed his eyes.
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I was not such an easy-going person before. Well, although you call this weakness.
¡°If a few years ago, a girl would have dared to bully me like this, I would have fought with her to the end as I was young and ignorant.
But, once I beat a girl to tears, I discovered that girls are actually very fragile. Since then, I have not been serious with girls.
In the parlance of Dream of Red Mansions, girls are made of dihydrogen monoxide, and boys are made of an indescribable mixture. Well, that¡¯s not what Cao Xueqin originally said, this version is what I said.
¡°When I first saw Yuhuang, I had just come to this world and didn¡¯t understand anything. Maybe I got carried away and did a lot of things I shouldn¡¯t have done.
Don¡¯t get me wrong, it¡¯s just that I made a lot of wishes and made this child misunderstand a lot of things.
Of course I know very well that Yuhuang likes me very much, and I also like this kind of lively girl, but it is impossible for us to be together.
because¡¡
"Mia! Get up! Sister has a new task for you!"
Xinglian and Yuhuang have been stuck together recently, so when Wang Ming gets up, the boy has to endure twice the noise.
After finally opening his welded eyelids, Wang Ming saw something discordant in Xinglian¡¯s hand.
??A black dress, a white apron with lace, and a ribbon
This is what is called a maid outfit.
"The reason why we can't be together is that I can't figure out whether Yuhuang and I are considered BGs, lilies, or pseudo-lilies"
The task Wang Ming got was this. Silver Frost Cross knew that the Cang Yue Knights had moved to Winter Moon Bay, so they sent several inquisitors to Winter Moon Bay. The intention was of course obvious.
"Before the other party attacks us, investigate the composition of the Holy See's task force in order to prepare a response strategy. If possible, try to capture a prisoner." Yueying instructed.
Why do you need to wear a maid outfit?
"Because it's cute." Yue Ying instructed.
Just like that, a new waitress came to the Howling North Wind Tavern. She seemed to be named Mia or something. Although she was very beautiful, no matter how much money those hungry uncles offered her, Miss Mia would not show up.
So there are rumors that Miss Mia is a lesbian.
"Patience, patience!"
Wang Ming said to himself. What he had to endure now was not only the urge to urinate, but also the looks of those weird uncles who were dissatisfied with their desires.
After all, Dongyue Bay is a trading city. People coming and going here are floating people from all over the world. In this era when travel costs are relatively high, these floating people generally do not take girls with them, so after a long journey, After that, everyone was dissatisfied with their desires.
So Wang Ming felt a dull pain in his anus from the first day he entered the store.
Even if you tell the truth about your gender, these guys who are controlled by instinct and hormones will probably pounce on you, right? Although the structure of certain organs is different from that of women, other parts can still be used
Wang Ming shook his head vigorously to get rid of those bad thoughts, and Wang Ming began to try to collect the news spread by the drinkers while chatting.
The tavern is a distribution center for information. Not only can a large amount of intelligence be collected here, but you may also encounter enemies who are also here to collect intelligence. If you identify them carefully, you can meet the additional task of capturing prisoners.
Wang Ming carefully looked at the people nearby, but so far, the news he had heard was nothing more than boring news about the presence of Warcraft, rampant pirates, and the production of high-quality seeds on a certain forum.
After writing down the address of a forum that produced high-quality lily seeds¡ªSister Yueying likes lilies¡ªWang Ming decided to take a break. At this moment, he heard an awkward northern dialect.
The northern dialect has a strange vibrato, which cannot be learned by non-locals. Wang Ming, an alien who can barely read popular novels (for all ages) and can barely read standard common language, can only act as a speechless attribute here, but Many businessmen who want to break into the local social circle will try to imitate the northern accent.
According to Wang Ming's guess, the reason why the northern dialect has a vibrato is because it is very cold in the north, and you can't help but shiver when you speak. Only by practicing under the cold wind all year round can you learn to have that elegant vibrato when speaking, otherwise ¡
¡°Give me a cup of whiskey~~~¡±
It will become like this, like a tone-deaf person trying to imitate Pavarotti.
Wang Ming suppressed his laughter, turned it into a business-like smile on his face, and carefully put a large glass of spirits in a whale bone cup on the table.
¡°Your whiskey~~~~¡±
Wang Ming couldn't help but laugh.
¡°I know it¡¯s rude to do this, young man¡ No, the girl held the wine tray to her chest with one hand, and covered her mouth with her other slender palm.
The businessman who asked for wine was brightened by this cute little gesture, and his saliva-covered tongue stuck out of his lips to add some wine.
The girl who felt the pain in her anus hurriedly turned around and left, lest the other party would want to pack her away after drinking too much.
It¡¯s not like this has never happened before. Yesterday, after Yueying got drunk, she mistakenly identified herself as her former sex partner. She cried and made a fuss and insisted that Mia help her warm the bed.
Wang Ming knew very well that if he really went to help Yueying warm the sheets and provide a series of after-sales services - although Wang Ming was happy to provide a full range of services - then when Yueying sobered up, it would be the time for Mia to be buried. .
In addition, there were many drunken weird uncles and weird aunts who tried to strip Wang Ming naked and then pack it back with ribbons and bows and eat it slowly. Therefore, Wang Ming realized a new secret on his own in this high-pressure environment. Technique - [Early Warning Technique].
¡°I think I¡¯d better be more vigilant, a boy¡¯s anus is very important!¡±
/cast early warning technique
/toself
You feel like someone is looking at you.
/Concentrate for one round
You feel your chrysanthemums are cold.
The original early warning spell is a nine-ring spell. Of course, this castrated version of the early warning spell cannot be compared with the nine-ring spell, so the information obtained is also very vague.
But knowing that he might lose his job if he stayed any longer, Wang Ming decided to get off work early.
¡°Sister, I¡¯m here to do that, can you take a break from get off work first?¡±
The young man asked the moon elf who was sitting behind the counter and picking his teeth with a smile on his face.
Responding to the maid's inquiry with the same gentle smile (while picking her teeth), Yueying ordered ruthlessly like a proud and indifferent princess: "Of course not~~~~~"
You can¡¯t learn a northern accent no matter how hard you study.
¡°No~~~I¡¯m really cold~~~Ah chirp~~~¡±
The moon elf, who had two lines of runny nose, quickly took out a piece of tissue and blew his nose hard.
"Want to make you a bowl of ginger soup? You seem to have a serious cold."
"No need, I'll be fine soon When I get better, I'll go back to my hometown to get married."
""
Just as the two were chatting to kill time, a discordant voice came from a corner.
¡°Do we have to execute all those heretics this time?¡±
Logically speaking, the sound cannot be heard by normal people. The sound is very low and cleverly covered up by the surrounding noise.
Yueying Sakura is an elf, and her hearing is originally better than that of humans. As a lover of spy war dramas, during this mission, she covered herself with various prophecy detection spells, such as sharp ears and keen hearing. The spells filled the status bar.
As for Wang Ming, he summoned dozens of small animals to ambush around and monitor every move in the tavern.
¡°Mia, how many times do you want me to say, snakes areNo hearing! "
The ultra-small Infernal Viper is a magical beast, not an animal
Wang Ming was not stupid enough to correct this physiological error, and continued to receive the audio signals sent back by the infernal vipers. The signals received through skin vibrations were very clear, and the surround sound formed by simultaneous detection of multiple observation points made Wang Ming immersed in the scene. .
"The bishop issued a death order this time. Those guys must be severely injured or annihilated. If we can't do it, then we won't be able to go back."
"Are you sure the target is still in Dongyue Bay?"
"The intelligence dealer said that the group of pagans recently landed in Dongyue Bay, and the ship was still parked at the dock. It happened the day before yesterday. It should not have gone far."
Wang Ming and Yue Ying looked at each other, and the information in the spiritual link was transmitted at the speed of light.
Yueying: "Do you want to take action?"
Wang Ming: "It is not advisable to act rashly for the time being. The enemy is clear and we are hidden. We need to inquire about the situation first."
Yueying: "It's not my style not to make a move when I have the chance! Xinglian, are you here?"
Xinglian: "Always on standby."
Wang Ming: "Doesn't the heart link support expressions and tone?"
Yueying: "Thank God for supporting punctuation marks."
Xinglian: "The transmission capacity is limited, you can try punctuation emoticons :)"
Cangyang: "Just a reminder, if you don't do anything, I will leave."
Yueying: "I'll count to three. The last one to go out will wear a gothic dress to pick up guests tonight. Onethree!"
"Fuck!"
Wang Ming pulled Alpine out from under the hem of her skirt, and a series of ready beneficial states instantly turned her into a Christmas tree.
Two spider web spells covered the corner of the wall, followed by a suffocation spell that knocked one of them down.
Another priest wearing a chainmail shirt pulled out his long sword and tried to jump up, but was knocked down by Wang Ming's full blow with brute force and stone fist skills.
"Huh-huh-it's so dangerous. These two are lv7 priests and holy stalkers. Fortunately, we have the upper hand."
The sound of ¡°papapapa¡± applause surrounded Wang Ming. The young man turned around and saw that the trio of senior executives were applauding him.
¡°And they seemed to have no intention of taking action from the beginning.
¡Thinking about it carefully, the only one who can resist goth clothing is myself as a male.
"You're cheating!"
"Mia, I know a professional mage who is proficient in the school of transfiguration. He is very good at helping people perform sex change operations"
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