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- Tolia was walking on the streets of Jerusalem. Because she was shopping, she didn't wear her usual armor, just casual clothes. The blue dress was embroidered with golden patterns, making this paladin look like an ordinary girl.
Edelweiss was also stored in the scabbard, and in the dimensional bag together with the armor.
So passers-by don¡¯t know who this laid-back girl is.
Tolia is a good person. Although she is a bit stupid, she is indeed a good girl with good conduct. But Lilith is different. Lilith is the kind of evil camp who would rather teach me to betray the world than let the world betray me. As long as there are enough benefits, even her own sister can be betrayed.
For example, a few days ago, in order to get the spring water from Yuequan, Tolia was unknowingly sent to Yueying's bed by her sister
"If a good person gets rich, the first thing he does is to work hard. A gentleman loves money in a proper way and will never join in with the capitalist gangsters." But if a person from the evil camp is short of money, then they can do anything. When Yue Ying was in financial shortage, she once proposed to turn grass into a bandit. This joke was opposed by everyone, including herself, but Lilith agreed seriously.
So, lolita without moral integrity are also very scary.
"Lilith, how do we make money?"
Tolia stroked her left hand. After her sister merged with the ice demon spirit, her personality became very strange, but her IQ doubled overnight. Before, she always consulted Lilith for any problems she had. .
Lilith tried her best to retract herself into her sleeves to avoid the direct sunlight: "If we have start-up funds now, then we can buy stocks. According to my analysis, there will be a lot of decline in metal stocks in the south in the past few days. Although the risks are a bit higher due to big shocks, you can make a lot of money if you grasp the timing well."
Listen to Lilith¡¯s terminology. Tolia's eyes were dizzy: "Can you say something I can understand?"
"Do you understand? It's very simple. It means that we transform into the bourgeoisie, squeeze the blood and sweat of the working people, exploit the surplus value of the proletariat, and use capital accumulation and productivity"
Tolia interrupted Lilith loudly: "Class antagonism is absolutely unacceptable! Communism is our way out!"
The voice was so loud that the surrounding pedestrians turned their attention.
Lilith spread her hands in consciousness: "If you worry so much, you won't be able to make any money next year. On the contrary, we may starve to death tomorrow."
"Thenwhat should we do?"
"Cold salad."
¡°As she spoke, Lilith directed her fingers to pass through the air, wiped a middle-aged man¡¯s belt, took off the money bag, and quietly put it into her arms.
Tolia was completely unaware of this.
"Xiao Si, why do I feel like my body is a little heavier?"
Lilith, who was counting the gold coins in her sleeves, faked a smile and said perfunctorily: "Yesis it? Maybe it's because sister, you've eaten a little too much these days. I told you not to eat so much meat."
Tolia scratched the corner of her mouth, recalling the diet of the past few days blankly, and realized that she was obviously a complete vegetarian.
Except for eating twenty pounds of meat every day, I only eat vegetarian food!
While Tolia was recalling the honey-roasted wild boar, Lilith shot a stone and hit the calf of a noblewoman next to her, causing her to scream and fall to the ground.
He helped her up hypocritically and took the opportunity to stroke her hand. With such superb skills, the lady didn't realize that the five-carat diamond ring on her hand had disappeared.
"I'm a little hungry, but I don't have money to buy anything to eatEh? Where did the bread come from?"
Tolia doubtfully took the bread handed to her with her left hand.
"I left it specially for you last night."
Actually, I just picked it up at a roadside stall
"Lilith, the dagger on that person's waist looks so beautiful!"
She pointed to a bard's dagger in his belt, the carved ebony handle glowing with enchanted light.
Lilith pretended to be dumbfounded: "Then, let's take a closer look?"
Tolia stupidly walked over and looked at the dagger carefully.
The bard was obviously very wealthy. After getting closer, the two of them discovered that the chainmail shirt he was wearing also exuded a special enchanted light, and the rapier that was slung across his waist and covered by a cloak was as bright as a fluorescent tube.
¡°So beautiful, I want it so much!¡±
? ???Liya didn't hide the desire in her eyes at all.
The bard noticed Tolia's presence, turned around, and saw a pair of beautiful emerald eyes at first sight.
The Knights of the Blue Moon is a place where evildoers are rampant. There are many beautiful creatures, so among the thousands of flowers, Tolia does not look very dazzling.
But now that Miss Mia, the most beautiful member of the Knights, is not around, naturally no one can cover up the glory of the knight girl. Her blond hair reflects her blue eyes, and she has a beautiful face with childishness and innocence, and the chivalry has given her The trace of arrogance is enough to drive all males crazy.
Legend has it that to become an excellent bard, one must know how to appreciate beauty, and at least one must be flirtatious No, at least one must be merciful No, in short, one must be able to please the opposite sex, and one must be dozens of times better than the average for the opposite sex. Love.
It may be what those monks call "fraternity."
Therefore, the moment the poet saw Tolia, it was as if he had been struck by an extremely effective lightning spell. He stood blankly on the spot and took a breath unconsciously.
At that moment, his eyes looked like a bull in heat.
"I praise your beauty, you are as lovely as the dawn, the main plane has been heated up by your appearance~"
Damn it, you don¡¯t think it¡¯s disgusting.
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Tolia¡¯s IQ is obviously not capable of understanding such roundabout compliments.
The poet who mistook natural stupidity for arrogance couldn't help but sigh. Tolia was different from those ordinary girls who were praised for a few words and raised their tails like pet dogs.
"Excellent! Proud yet kind. I am lucky enough to see such a perfect creation"
Before the poet could finish his thoughts, Tolia left under the guidance of her left hand.
Tolia murmured anxiously: "But the dagger"
Lilith raised the exquisite dagger that exuded mysterious purple light to the girl's eyes: "I have already prepared it for you."
"Hey, why does it look the same as that uncle's?"
Lilith's hand shook accidentally: "This it's probably a coincidence. Maybe we bought it in the same store hahahaha."
Lilith, your smile is so fake.
But it¡¯s enough to deceive Tolia about her IQ.
For the rest of the day, here¡¯s what happened on the streets of Jerusalem.
"Lilith, that person's earrings seem to be made of moonstone!"
Thirty seconds later, Tolia had a pair of moonstone earrings in her bag as a tribute to Yue Ying.
¡°I¡¯ve long wanted to buy the mithril full-body armor from that store!¡±
As a result, the treasure of a branch of Thor's Anvil that day - a six-layer enchanted mithril full-body armor disappeared in full view of the public.
¡°I¡¯ve always wanted to take a cruise, but I didn¡¯t have the money to buy it¡¡±
At two o'clock in the afternoon, someone witnessed the stolen private yacht "Gemini" appearing at the other end of the city. The entire boat was cruising flexibly in the river under the control of a girl.
All witnesses insisted that the girl used only one left hand to raise the mainmast, which took six sailors.
¡°Next, there is one less mount to mount, yes, it would be even better if it was a unicorn or a dragon!¡±
Lilith handed the reins of the sub-dragon that she was holding tightly in her left hand to Tolia: "Although this earthly dragon is really ugly, I haven't found a true dragon species or a pure-blooded unicorn so far. Wait until I find one." BesidesI'm exhausted, my fingers are almost cramped after a day of hard work."
Shaking her sour palms, Tolia turned around.
"These things are"
"No, my sister has come to her senses!Aha, it's getting late, I'm going to bed first~"
"You stole something again! You thief!"
Lilith was silent, probably asleep.
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After transporting the luggage from the hotel to the yacht, Lilith also brought back all the things she had collected these days.
"How dare you charge us for such a crappy room? I'm willing to stay in your room to give you face!"
Lilith, who returned to her ghost form because the sun went down, cursed viciously.
Just as she was venting her dissatisfaction, a black shadow fell from the sky and hit the front deck of the cruise ship, shaking the entire ship.
"Boatman, sail the boat quickly, I'll pay you ten times the price!"
Lilith stared at the black figure, her eyes full of shock: "Mia!"Wang Ming, who was dressed in red robe, turned his head and saw the translucent Lilith floating in front of him.
"Why are you here? No matter what, let's sail the boat quickly, otherwise we will all die here!"
"What's wrong?"
Wang Ming didn't answer. He stretched out his hand and pulled hard. The anchor weighing hundreds of kilograms was easily pulled up, and the cable was violently severed. The sail was lowered in a few seconds, and the sail was lowered under the strong night wind. Rush forward.
The water gates in the walls of Jerusalem are not closed at night.
"What's wrong? I'm being hunted! Actually, it's none of my business. It's all Zi Ma's fault. I'm just the scapegoat!"
Looking back, Wang Ming breathed a sigh of relief when he found that no one was catching up, and vented all his dissatisfaction.
Lilith pointed expressionlessly at a dark figure above and behind her: "Are you talking about them?"
Long Aotian and his party were flying behind the yacht on a huge dragon.
"Holy crap! I'm going to die here today!"
After speaking, he quickly threw a fireball. The fireball the size of a table tennis ball flew in front of Yalong and erupted into terrifying flames.
But the flames were blocked by a thin film, and even the dragon outside the protective spell was a fire subspecies that was immune to fire damage.
"As a third-level mage, I am actually stumped by magic immunity. How could I be such a failure! The decision is yours, my Pokemon! Ice Storm!"
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ps: Turn right when you go out from the south gate of the school. The first store was originally called Zhanlanhai Internet Cafe.
But maybe the protagonist was dissatisfied with my treatment of him, so he traveled through the crystal wall and came to Earth to cause trouble for me
That store is now called Mia
It¡¯s a milk tea shop¡
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